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‘Very Special Boy’ Trump Mercilessly Mocked As Republicans Give Him A New Trophy

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FuzzyBrilliant2026 Mar 26, 2026 +2088
If only his dad loved him.
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Swissgirl2 Mar 26, 2026 +1793
If only his dad wore a condom.
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Kickinthegonads Mar 26, 2026 +544
If only his dad realized he was a racist piece of shit and a disgrace to the human race and killed himself out of shame, before he had the chance to impregnate the ghoul that was Mary Trump.
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CecilFieldersChoice2 Mar 26, 2026 +207
Hey, that's offensive to ghouls.
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PennysWorthOfTea Mar 26, 2026 +92
To the eternal question of "if you could go back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?" my answer is no. Instead, I would try to get him away from his abusive father & help Adolph get an art scholarship to travel the world so he can see all of the beauty in diversity. But with the question on whether I'd kill baby Donald my answer would be if I could jump back an additional 40 years & arrange for an "oopsie" to happen to lil' Fred Trump. Or maybe even just have teenage Freddy carry a bit of radium in his pocket before that got regulated.
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adeon Mar 26, 2026 +66
The other issue is that killing Hitler doesn't magically solve the social and economic problems that he used to gain power.
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Hestiathena Mar 26, 2026 +39
This is sadly true. If it hadn't been Adolph, it would have been someone else. The conditions were already there. The resentment was already there. The ideas were already there. Things might not have unfolded the same way or as... effectively, but some level of shit would have gone down at some point. Much like the Trump regime now, the Hitler regime was a symptom, not the disease.
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Frowny575 Mar 26, 2026 +28
It is still absolutely wild how you can damn near lay side by side the rise of Hitler and Trump's administrations and get an exact parallel.
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Zealousideal_Rise879 Mar 26, 2026 +11
It certainly looks ritualistic
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Hestiathena Mar 26, 2026 +7
Indeed, especially when they try so hard to *force* a parallel, either to the Third Reich or some other instance of blatant power-grabbing (i.e. trying to get another 9/11 or Reichstag Fire style event to happen to justify implementing martial law, a merciless crackdown on all opposition, and cancellation of midterm elections.) It's basically Cargo-Cult Fascism.
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mentaljobbymonster Mar 26, 2026 +3
Oh boy! Don't spoil the ending for me! Can't wait to see how it turns out
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Steeltooth493 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Edward R Murrow- "The actions of the junior senator from Wisconsin have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies,” Murrow said. “And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn’t create this situation of fear; he merely exploited it - and rather successfully". Trump and McCarthy are very similar in that regard.
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Todespudel Mar 26, 2026 +7
And there were other people waiting in line to replace him. He was no singular figurehead pushed to the front like trump, but just happened to become the head of an already existing, pushing movement were "anybody" could've stepped up. The question is of course if things would played out differently with an other person in charge. If Hitler stopped after he reclaimed the territories lost in the first WW. "nobody would've said anything" and the war could have been other then. And that would have changed the whole 20. century. But that doesn't matter anyways today.
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rowdydionisian Mar 26, 2026 +14
Eh, in this case the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree. His father was a famously racist piece of garbage who defrauded state, local, and national governments out of money through real estate fraud to the tune of millions. He also denied applications of black renters for no reason other than their ethnicity in the 1970s. His father's father was also deported from Germany for desertion during WW1. Their first business in America? A whorehouse. This family has been rotten and cowardly for at least 3 generations, and they seem to love not fighting in wars and stealing tax money through various schemes. Also they're probably all womanizers/rapists, and we know at least one is a pedo, wouldn't be surprised if that was also generational though. They all have reports of domestic physical abuse as well, with the current Trump even hitting little girls in the face according to one Epstein file. Can't wait for their name to become irrelevant.
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BadmiralHarryKim Mar 26, 2026 +54
If only his pimp grandfather hadn't dodged the draft in Germany and fled to America.
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Ancient_Ship2980 Mar 27, 2026 +3
His maternal grandfather, who fled to North America to avoid conscription in Bavaria, ran two gaming halls, saloons and brothels in Canada and the U.S. Trump's maternal grandfather established the family fortune. It is the irony of all ironies that Trump called for the deportation of illegal immigrants engaged in crime. That description fits Trump's own grandfather
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Office_Hendo Mar 26, 2026 +71
No, only sailors wear condoms baby.
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SFH12345 Mar 26, 2026 +61
"Not in the 90s, Austin!"
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Office_Hendo Mar 26, 2026 +64
Well they shoulld! Filthy beggars always going from port to port.
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aravarth Mar 26, 2026 +29
*Filthy buggers FTFY
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Visible_Toe_926 Mar 26, 2026 +12
I too thought it was filthy beggars honestly
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fadka21 Mar 26, 2026 +11
“Bugger” is a British slang term for a person, usually an annoying one, or one that is otherwise disliked. A “beggar” is a poor person asking for money. Which makes more sense, in the context of Austin Powers?
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JohnGillnitz Mar 26, 2026 +12
So if a Bugger is engaging in buggery from port to port they should cover their mast?
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Katyafan Mar 26, 2026 +3
Oh, behave!
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iPirateGwar Mar 26, 2026 +13
Correct that is why we use both terms in the U.K. Filthy Beggars and Filthy Buggers. They are effectively interchangeable.
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Signore_Jay Mar 26, 2026 +9
If only his grandfather stayed in Europe
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Settz Mar 26, 2026 +14
If only his mom swallowed him 
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A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Mar 26, 2026 +36
Then he should’ve dealt with it in a therapist’s office instead of flooding the world with his narcissism
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donkeyrocket Mar 26, 2026 +14
That'd require him to internalize that his issues come from within or that in some way he is the problem. His narcissism doesn't allow for that.
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AntoniaFauci Mar 26, 2026 +3
Therapist meets with the.rapist
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TroiCake Mar 26, 2026 +40
By all accounts Fred Trump was an extremely supportive father. He tried to bail him out of Taj Mahal by buying chips to make loan interest payments, paid for repairs on a lot of projects, and just outright transferred him cash. Donald was the one that followed his foot steps and Fred was proud.
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sociotronics Mar 26, 2026 +79
>By all accounts Fred Trump was an extremely supportive father. Financially, maybe. But Fred Trump was also an abusive narcissist (like father, like son). If you're familiar with narcissistic family dynamics, Trump was the "golden child" and his brother Fred was the "scapegoat." The third brother, Robert, was probably the "invisible child." The exact same dynamic has been recreated in Donald's family: Eric is invisible, Don Jr. and Ivanka are golden, Tiffany is scapegoat. Trump, like any narcissist, is the way he is because: (1) In childhood, his formative role models told him some version of "you are weak, worthless, stupid, and an embarrassment to the family" (for Trump, this person was his father) (2) He internalized these beliefs, and still holds them today. They're buried deep, deep inside beneath mountains of denial, but they are there (that's why whenever something reminds him of these insecurities, he flips out) (3) His "I am the bigliest smartest Wharton man billionaire" schtick is a false persona, a lie he tells everyone but especially himself, to try to repress the internalized belief that he is worthless he inherited from his father. If you want to read about what the Trump family was actually like, check out what Mary Trump has written about it. Trump is every bit his father's son.
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Alieges Mar 26, 2026 +19
You know Fred Trump was a piece of shit when Woody Guthrie wrote a song about him being a piece of shit.
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CarpenterRadio Mar 26, 2026 +36
One could describe a father who helps you bury a body as a “supportive” father. Though I wouldn’t say it’s conducive to a well adjusted state of mind.
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JM_Amiens-18 Mar 26, 2026 +20
Yeah it's his mother who was reportedly not much of a figure in his life, [this article goes into greater detail](https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/03/mary-macleod-trump-donald-trump-mother-biography-mom-immigrant-scotland-215779/).
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quicktime_harch Mar 26, 2026 +10
My old boss (now deceased) went to school with Trump and his father was NOT supportive, and he apparently spent his entire life trying to impress and measure up to his father, who was awful to him. Maybe he gave him money, but he didn't approve of or like his son very much, by all accounts.
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WontThinkStraight Mar 26, 2026 +2091
Trump also won the first First Annual Donald Trump Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
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notmyworkaccount5 Mar 26, 2026 +362
He's a valedictorian of the trump school for special boys who can't read all that good, also the only student, and the owner, and it's made up.
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scarr3g Mar 26, 2026 +109
That reminds me of when I graduated from Tech school. It was a small school (Triangle Tech) and I was a small program (Mechanical Computer Aided Drafting and Design). When we started there were 7 in my class. When I graduated, I was first in my class.... And last. I was the only one in my class.
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orchid_drives Mar 26, 2026 +14
That is SUCH a cool field though! I studied general Design Drafting but my dream has always been nuclear medicine or X-ray technician. Not good enough at math or chemistry to get into either though. Your specialization is so freaking cool, I didn’t even know there were such specific drafting paths
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scarr3g Mar 26, 2026 +14
Thanks. It is something I really enjoy. I enjoy it so much, it is also a hobby. I design, and 3d print stuff.
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one_is_enough Mar 26, 2026 +3
I can’t tell if you two are serious or just lobbing sarcasm at each other.
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Any-Tip-8551 Mar 26, 2026 +7
Maybe he can get in at Derek Zoolanders school for kids who can't read and want to learn how to do other stuff too.
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BasvanS Mar 26, 2026 +5
He wouldn’t fit there. And by there I mean in the building
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johnmd20 Mar 26, 2026 +143
This is the type of content that keeps me alive.
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LA20500 Mar 26, 2026 +28
Mike Johnson was already an embarrassment to my home town but he has now stooped even further.
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boston_homo Mar 26, 2026 +15
Mike Johnson is an objectively horrible human being.
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RedLanternScythe Mar 26, 2026 +75
This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen
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Ralphwiggum911 Mar 26, 2026 +28
What about the Emmys?
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RedLanternScythe Mar 26, 2026 +25
I stand corrected
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wedgebert Mar 26, 2026 +8
Awards show jokes always make me thing of [this joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/tsr917/oh_why_wont_anyone_give_me_an_award_you_won_a/) from the Simpsons before it went totally downhill.
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vroart Mar 26, 2026 +23
This is the year of the inanimate carbon rod
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Unable-Entrance3110 Mar 26, 2026 +11
In rod we trust!
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Starfox-sf Mar 26, 2026 +18
It’s a special prize for special people with special talents.
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Ok_Juice4449 Mar 26, 2026 +8
He's special all right.  I'm phrasing that as politely as possible.
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Nikiaf Mar 26, 2026 +28
Missed opportunity to call it the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
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GhostofZellers Mar 26, 2026 +33
I have to ask, since it is Donald Trump we're talking about here. Did you just make that up as an over the top parody, or is that something that actually happened?
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Ralphwiggum911 Mar 26, 2026 +58
Simpsons reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrxPpjBASPA
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GhostofZellers Mar 26, 2026 +27
Ah, ok. It honestly does sound like something that Trump would award himself, like his club championships at his own courses.
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zachrg Mar 26, 2026 +17
I had that question too. I hate this :(
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art2Dtoo Mar 26, 2026 +7
🏆 excellent
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Twilifa Mar 26, 2026 +16
Among many, many other things and people, Trump also killed satire.
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JakeConhale Mar 26, 2026 +9
I'd prefer him out standing in a field and far from the White House.
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AaDware Mar 26, 2026 +6
When will he be getting his Outstanding Excellence in the Field of Achievements award?
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BarackObamaIsScrdOMe Mar 26, 2026 +7
I heard the Trumps were also winning the Golden Anchor for the Family of the Year.
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dehydratedrain Mar 26, 2026 +5
As in "when he was supposed to be learning, he was out standing in a field?"
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LVDirtlawyer Mar 26, 2026 +5
Grandpa served in WWII. He had a medal holder that he never talked about much (He never talked much period, but he especially didn't talk much about WWII), with one exception. He had an award that he referred to as his Farmer Award. Because it was given to him for being Outstanding in the Field. Nothing to do with Trump, or politics in general. Your comment made me think of Grandpa and smile, and I thought you should know.
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Soszai Mar 26, 2026 +3
As yes, the “OAF-E”. Very appropriate
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SlayerBVC Mar 26, 2026 +3
Actually, 8 year old Jimothy McAdams of Smackover, AR won the First Annual Donald Trump Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, but handed the physical trophy to the President for unknown reasons. Trump insists that by act of forfeiture, this makes *him* the inaugural recipient of the award. /s
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negativepositiv Mar 26, 2026 +615
"Remember to brush your teeth before bed." "I DON'T WANNA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" "Oh no, then what am I gonna do with this beautiful trophy for 'Best Tooth Brusher?'" "..... Fine. I'm going to need more shelves for all these trophies, though, because I'm so amazing that I'm constantly getting awards. The reason I'm always getting trophies and awards is because I'm the best at everything."
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RightSideBlind Mar 26, 2026 +132
"This will look great next to my 'Most Trophies' Trophy!"
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QbertsRube Mar 26, 2026 +57
I just remembered that he also won the Patriot Of The Year award from the Fox News Patriot Awards in 2024 lmao. And I remembered it because I was going to comment that he's eventually going to announce some dumb shit like the "American Patriot Awards" where he wins all of them, and had to Google it to make sure that wasn't something that had already happened. What an embarrassment.
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NotRoryWilliams Mar 26, 2026 +6
There's a weird Netflix/youtube show out right now in which the main character is a super powerful AI that traps people because it's lonely, and it behaves a lot like Trump. (The Amazing Digital Circus) I don't think that's what the writers were going for but it's kind of eerie how similar the behavior pattern would be of a hypothetical bored AI frustrated by the limits of its power. It almost makes you wonder if the guy is similarly missing a core piece of humanity. Like, what if he never genuinely connects with anyone, and no matter how many people lavish praise on him it's never enough, and so he keeps just escalating the outlandishness of his behavior in hopes of feeling validated, but it's never enough and never will be enough and never could be enough, because the existence of even a single critic will always make him insecure enough to lash out violently without regard for who is hurt or how? That is what I really fear about the man. He has no real limits and yet every time he faces pushback of any sort, he lashes out violently against whatever target is convenient. Whether that's blue states, "sanctuary cities", or the particular foreign country on his mind this week.
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negativepositiv Mar 26, 2026 +24
Trump: "We demand Iran's unconditional surrender." Iran: "What if we gave you this peace prize for ending the war in Iran?" Trump: ".... I'm listening."
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TheJonasVenture Mar 26, 2026 +5
Ooo, you need a new "Most Trophies" Trophy now too, because you have more Trophies. And then, having won again, you'll need the "Most, 'Most Trophies'" Trophy.
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NavAirComputerSlave Mar 26, 2026 +11
I'll have to give this trophy to Obama if you can't brush your teeth
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negativepositiv Mar 26, 2026 +8
Trump: "You know who doesn't have a trophy for 'Best Tooth Brusher?' Obama!"
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a_wild_dingo Mar 26, 2026 +5
This would be a great SNL sketch, damn
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jimmybilly100 Mar 26, 2026 +3
It sounds like the president need a damn sticker chart too. "Good boy for going poopy! Add a sticker to your chart!"
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FeelingPixely Mar 26, 2026 +472
Participation trophy. And for the cherry on top, you get the "SUPER STAR" sticker too!
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testamoderaway Mar 26, 2026 +43
It's more of a "please sign the TSA funding deal we can't have air travel this fucked up" bribe. He's very susceptible to shiny bribes
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punkr0x Mar 26, 2026 +29
Why do Republicans need to bribe him? They control both houses of government and could surely override his veto to fund the TSA if they work with Democrats.
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Nukesnipe Mar 26, 2026 +22
Because then they get killed by their base. The only thing worse than doing nothing is working with those evil commies.
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testamoderaway Mar 26, 2026 +9
can you imagine the political shitshow if they overrode trump's veto? they're defined solely by loyalty to him, they'd have nothing left if they dared defy him. it's a lot cleaner and better for them if they can win him over
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Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 26, 2026 +161
I’m excited to see the Very Special Trophy the Iranians sent him
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whatiscamping Mar 26, 2026 +84
Big gift, expensive gift, but I can't tell you about it. I hate this guy.
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QbertsRube Mar 26, 2026 +41
Imagine the wild conspiracies that MAGA would come up with if Biden had announced that Iran had given him a big, expensive gift and he couldn't say what it was. Fox News would be "just asking questions" on a daily basis speculating that the gift was a harem of teen hookers or a voting machine hack or something. But with Trump it's just another big win for the genius negotiator.
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PotentialAnt9670 Mar 26, 2026 +6
The award goes to another school, you wouldn't know it.
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IsopodOk4756 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Do his supporters talk about this in normal conversation? Just all "ohh Cletus did you hear Iran is giving Mr. Trump a big, secret gift" "I sure did Daryl, I wonder what it could be! Maybe a nudie calendar, or a lifetime supply of dip, or a brand new civic" "our president is so great, he deserves this gift for the good job he's doing!"
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unjustempire Mar 26, 2026 +5
I’m pretty sure he just confused the gold taken from Venezuela as being a Peace offering from Iran. Not that this is new but no one has any clue what he’s talking about and no one from that White House wants to admit he’s senile and confused the two.
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Several-Opposite-746 Mar 26, 2026 +4
It's ticking, it must be a gold watch.
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3vi1 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Its probably just a dollar amount in an offshore account. Memo field probably says: for accidentally helping us set up permanent tolls on all traffic through the straights.
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007meow Mar 26, 2026 +152
Aren’t these the people who shrieked about participation trophies?
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aflyingsquanch Mar 26, 2026 +75
Every accusation is a confession.
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UNC_Samurai Mar 26, 2026 +18
And yet they screamed about taking down Confederate statues.
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aft_punk Mar 26, 2026 +3
And snowflakes. Trump is the definition of a snowflake.
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contextual_somebody Mar 26, 2026 +240
Our president is a magpie
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Sad_Locksmith_2904 Mar 26, 2026 +169
A mentally disabled pedophile magpie.
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Pankosmanko Mar 26, 2026 +10
What an awful and funny mental image 🤣
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Deguilded Mar 26, 2026 +48
He's a seagull. Swoop in, shit all over the table, knock over everything, strut around like he owns the place, then f*** off into the sunset.
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MantisShrimpUpTop Mar 26, 2026 +15
While staring at it.
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un1ptf Mar 26, 2026 +6
[The President Who Looked at the Sun. Despite warnings, Trump gazed directly at the eclipse.](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/08/next-steps-for-the-presidents-eyes/537528/)
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kingbluetit Mar 26, 2026 +22
Your president is a child rapist
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contextual_somebody Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah, that too
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anowlenthusiast Mar 26, 2026 +29
Magpies are really intelligent though.
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Jester1525 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Yeah, the magpie slander is uncalled for.. I love my magpies that are around my house.. Not as smart as their Eurasian counterparts, black-billed magpies are still so freaking smart and gorgeous birds..
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evasandor Mar 26, 2026 +8
Hey now. Magpies are awesome. You mean cow pie.
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darklordbridgeboy Mar 26, 2026 +12
Magpies sound delightful when they sing. Don't be like that to magpies.
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ashedmypanties Mar 26, 2026 +3
A magpie that tells his family to buy 1.2 billion in oil stocks before the magpie announces war. I mean excursion. Or was it expedition? Anyway, that magpie & his family sure are making big money off these higher oil prices. Maybe they'll get lucky & prices will go even higher.
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KungFuSpoon Mar 26, 2026 +3
>magpie That's an interesting way to spell pedophile.
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Timujin1986 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Magpies are friggin smart, share resources and have levels of empathy that mimicks humans. Trump is just a disgusting bottom feeder with an inferiority complex.
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MourningRIF Mar 26, 2026 +31
It's hard to tell if the giver or the recipient is the bigger loser here.
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EyeTea420 Mar 26, 2026 +19
That’s because they are equally, and superlatively, pathetic
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Claudius-is-my-cat Mar 26, 2026 +7
Pathetic is the word for it. I can understand trump being trump, but the absolute obsequiousness of the republicans is about as pathetic as it is possible to be. WTF does he have on them?
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donkeyrocket Mar 26, 2026 +3
Yeah Walz first used "weird" which is also very apt but now it's really just straight up pathetic. No idea how a single Republican, Congress down to voters, have any sort of self respect anymore coddling this narcissistic a****** every step of the way while he just flings shit right back at them.
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OsgoodZBeard Mar 26, 2026 +49
We’re governed by thieves and extortionists-who’re largely inept except for their capacity to extract pounds of flesh from the public carcass- tended by suckup sycophants like Johnson.
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sportsDude Mar 26, 2026 +68
Just give him a really dumb award like: “Best President Who Had A Foreign Born First Lady” as a complete troll
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paraknowya Mar 26, 2026 +33
First President to bury his dead exwife on his golf course for tax evasion reasons, and for their kids some award in the same vein, first 3 siblings to play golf on their mothers grave 🤷‍♂️
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FlipFlop27 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Except this would need to be posthumously awarded to John Quincy Adams.
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sportsDude Mar 26, 2026 +4
The thing is though: most GOP won’t know who that is, so…
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pogishushu Mar 26, 2026 +22
How appropriate that the King of Clowns gets another clown award. Who knows, one day he may be inducted into the International Clown Hall of Fame. No pun intended.
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DillBagner Mar 26, 2026 +7
Clowns are actually talented performers though.
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illogical_mindset Mar 26, 2026 +18
It’s a very small consolation to watch Mike Johnson and the other republicans debase themselves for Trump. This war is anything but America First. We’re going to feel the pain from this for a long time and we’re getting nothing out of it.
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AlexZivojinovich Mar 26, 2026 +9
We didn’t learn from Vietnam, the country’s obsession with “terrorists” is just a substitute for “communists”. Republicans readily admit that if the people were allowed to vote without constraint and red protectionist/gerrymandering laws they’d never have a majority again. Gotta keep the masses preoccupied with a war. If they really believed in the right to vote they would require every citizen to vote and make the day a national holiday. But we all know that’s not what they want.
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Grantagonist Mar 26, 2026 +17
https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/trump-awarded-hormel-peace-prize/
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mcfarmer72 Mar 26, 2026 +28
The kids used to get a gold star when they made it to the toilet, they should try that.
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Ramoncin Mar 26, 2026 +10
But first check he didn't pee all over the place.
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beer_engineer_42 Mar 26, 2026 +7
That's not urine, that's the *trickle down*! Republicans for the last 40-odd years...
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raypell Mar 26, 2026 +25
I thought this was a joke!!! This is real?? Why are our supposedly educated elected officials acting like this? Is our country that incompetent?
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Jkt44 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Sorry, yes
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Crack_Pot_007 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Trump is the "participation trophy" poster kid.
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Ancient_Ship2980 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Who would have guessed it! Trump is the recipient of the America First Award. Trump's MAGA base continues to resemble a combination of a religious cult and a cult of personality. The MAGA base keeps gulping down the noxious Kool-Aid that fuels their psychotic delusions and deification of Trump. Ironically, a handful of Republicans such as MTG and Boebert are now styling themselves America First, as opposed to MAGA, Republicans. They say that Trump has forgotten his promise to put "America First."
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MineNo5343 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Stop giving this toddler participation awards
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tripping_yarns Mar 26, 2026 +9
America has become evil Sesame Street. President Big Pedo and his sidekick Snuffleuphisass.
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tcoh1s Mar 26, 2026 +22
It’s f****** weird as HELL that everyone around him seriously treats him like he’s a 6 year old boy needing the “good job little guy” shit all the time. So f****** creepy and weird.
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Expert-Upstairs-4502 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Ive been saying this for a decade but yes, trump is a grown ass toddler with daddy issues that was not loved enough as a child and thats why we cant have affordable healthcare and living wages and affordable consumer goods, etc etc
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StandupJetskier Mar 26, 2026 +6
No, wearing shoes that don't fit that he gives you is "Creepy and Weird". Getting your face hacked up to Mar a Lago face is just sad on many levels
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passedlives Mar 26, 2026 +7
I wonder how many of those jerk offs have railed against giving kids partipation because it is a hallow gesture to make them feel special for just showing up?
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kinkgirlwriter Mar 26, 2026 +6
Republicans giving the toddler in chief the prize out of a Honeycombs box is a little on the nose.
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SnootSnootBasilisk Mar 26, 2026 +12
Is there a way for us to transport Trump from award show to award show for the next three years so the adults in the room can actually run the government?
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EyeTea420 Mar 26, 2026 +20
Where are these adults you speak of?
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SlinkyAvenger Mar 26, 2026 +9
That's basically what's being done right now. Stephen Miller is the one actually calling the shots.
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ChinookKing Mar 26, 2026 +5
Mind-blowing that they praise and are beholden to a fat, old, lying orange faced pedophile.
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dryheat122 Mar 26, 2026 +4
> which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.” ...would now be he given *to Trump* "annually from this point forward"
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AppleAtrocity Mar 26, 2026 +5
Is it not terrifying to anyone else that the largest military in the world is controlled by a demented cry-bully-b****-boy who is bribed so easily with a shiny gold participation trophy and flattery? It's pretty clear how Russian intelligence got their claws into him in the 80s/90s.
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Feeling_Reindeer2599 Mar 26, 2026 +5
It’s the imperial eagle in gold leaf for those of you who missed it. Pathetic that President has 36% approval rating in USA. 100% approval rating in Republican congress.
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tomgratz Mar 26, 2026 +5
Johnson is a slathering sycophant always eager to spit on Trump’s knob.
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no-snoots-unbooped Mar 26, 2026 +5
Aren't his supporters most likely to be bitching about participation trophies? And people just keep making up trophies to give him, lmao.
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Pjones2127 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Epstein files. Who’s a good little pedo?
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Jbond970 Mar 26, 2026 +4
My god
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FlyFisherman4Life Mar 26, 2026 +5
Waiting for a giant, golden d****, to be presented to this moron.
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Cerblu Mar 26, 2026 +4
*sings* There is a man! (there is a man) A certain man! (a certain man)
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BurtRaspberry Mar 26, 2026 +4
Participation trophy
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iiitme Mar 26, 2026 +4
Putin gave him the “Good Boy” trophy awhile ago this is just adding to his achievements
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Memitim Mar 26, 2026 +4
LOL, another participation trophy made up for Grandpa Kidtoucher for the purposes of ass kissing. And I bet it worked like a charm on that self-absorbed dipshit.
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Arr_jay816 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Please, I dont ask for much, but please let it be today
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Picnut Mar 26, 2026 +4
Really starting to wonder if we could quietly duplicate the White House near Mar-a-lago and let him think he's still the president, but it could be more of a prison sentence. He could receive medals and fake videos of leaders telling him what a good job he's done. It would cost less and we could run it like he's the star of his own Truman show
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turtleneck360 Mar 26, 2026 +4
There is something sinister and very, very wrong about what's going on behind the scenes. It's not hard to see Trump as old, demented, dumb, and senile. He has a history of doing or saying stupid shit. What I can't wrap my head around is how SOOOOOOO many other people, who were once sensible, become to stupid. There's been talk about fear of being primaried, the privilege wanting to be privileged, money, etc. I honestly don't know. It could be one or many combinations of things people have tossed out. But none of that really strikes me as THE reason. It just doesn't sit right with me how many people are falling in line unless something big is happening underneath our noses.
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Medicivich Mar 26, 2026 +4
The first ever He Killed more kids than he raped award.
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TheAsianTroll Mar 26, 2026 +5
First Annual Trump Award for Special Service. Or FATASS award for short.
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TheGardenBlinked Mar 26, 2026 +4
I thought it was anti-wokies who took the piss out of “participation trophies”
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CRRZ Mar 26, 2026 +4
Gee, I wonder who’ll win it next year? This will for sure not be something they give him every year until he’s gone and then we never hear about it again
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rjross0623 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Let’s just send all of our participation trophies to the White House. He really really loves to be recognized for anything. F****** child
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Strangest-Smell Mar 27, 2026 +4
No, I can’t, the second hand embarrassment is just too high.
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toadjr Mar 27, 2026 +3
A trophy for king MAGA by his maglettes! How appropriate. The king has no clothes and they will not tell him!
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cors8 Mar 27, 2026 +4
I don't think I've ever seen or imagined a Speaker of the House giving up all pretense of power to bend over for a President.
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eeyorephins Mar 27, 2026 +1
The party that complained about participation trophies.
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KazarSoze Mar 27, 2026 +1
Like I've been saying - he's the oldest Make A Wish kid on the planet.
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GomezFigueroa Mar 27, 2026 +1
For people that thought participation awards would be the downfall of society they sure do love them.
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skag_boy87 Mar 26, 2026 +6
This is North Korea levels of glazing mediocrity.
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Gregory-al-Thor Mar 26, 2026 +7
I wonder how many Boomers who’ve spent hours whining about kids getting participation trophies will see the absurdity of their guy getting a participation trophy.
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Brndrll Mar 26, 2026 +3
"bUt ThAt'S dIfFeReNt!"
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cybah Mar 26, 2026 +3
And just when this timeline could not get any more stupid……… it just did. F****** manchild who need special award to feel good about himself. Jfc what are we doing America ?!?!?!?! Real leaders don’t need fake awards to lead.
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Specialist-Mud4150 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Wait till he starts wearing Gaddafi style military uniforms adorned with medals. I’d love to see the mental gymnastics MAGA twist through to justify something like that.
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theglove Mar 26, 2026 +3
Whoa buddy! I won that made up award 12 years ago first. Suck it Donny! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Yzd9fpNrtX
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Immediate-Machine370 Mar 26, 2026 +3
He made boom boom in the potty all by himself
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BigDogLutherReigns Mar 26, 2026 +3
F*** Donald Trump
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Josephk_5690 Mar 26, 2026 +3
All of Congress is a disgrace.
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Bill_Brasky_SOB Mar 26, 2026 +3
This is the same Party that railed against "Participation Trophies"
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Antknee2099 Mar 26, 2026 +3
This has gotten to be so Animal Farm its actually scary.
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hymen_destroyer Mar 26, 2026 +3
Put it on the shelf right next to FIFA's "please don't throw a tantrum and ruin the world cup" trophy 🤣
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Fatal_Syntax_Error Mar 26, 2026 +3
“America First” reward? Even MAGA is questioning the validity. Nothing that has been done has been “America First…” Trump & Rich Buddies First is more like it.
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Flaxmoore Mar 26, 2026 +3
Got to love how the people who complain most about participation trophies give him one just for breathing.
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neoikon Mar 26, 2026 +3
This is a treatment for dementia. We're down to just weeks now.
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Double-Quail Mar 26, 2026 +3
What a Good Boy he is! Our president is so Special, so Amazing and Hard Working! In fact, why not have him be the ONLY person to win the "America First" Award? No one has Ever done that before!! That would make him truly Special and Unique, we are so Blessed to have him as our President! Such a Good Boy deserves Treats like this! They could take him out on a Walk of Excellence so he can show off his new shiny ~~To-~~ Trophy! He should get millions of ~~Pet-~~ Praises from the American People. Truly, no one has deserved it more 😇 Edit: formatting, and this is obvious sarcasm f*** that guy.
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Horace_P_MctittiesIV Mar 26, 2026 +3
It’s a participation trophy
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nodesearch Mar 26, 2026 +3
The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence goes to... Donald Trump!
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Mattrockj Mar 26, 2026 +3
At my old job we got company jackets to wear at social events and company functions. They were really high quality, and actually super comfortable. However when ordering them, one of the co-owners (whom I might add was very conservative) said he wanted his to be special. In that text conversation, when asked what he meant by special, he simply replied "special one". So in the office we all agreed it would be super funny if we followed those "specifications" exactly. Everyone else got a black flannel jacket with the company logo on it, looked very uniform, and pretty cool. HE got a red flannel, with the company logo, and the text "Special One" written just below it. Needless to say, he wasn't exactly thrilled with the one he got, but everyone else got a good laugh at the fact he couldn't complain since we followed his directions precisely. What's funnier though is he still wears that jacket, even after being offered a standard one like the rest of the company.
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Sefirosukuraudo Mar 26, 2026 +3
The party of “No Participation Trophies”, ladies and gentlemen.
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CompetitiveFun5247 Mar 26, 2026 +3
They will literally spend our money on anything but healthcare
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BumblebeeSpirited888 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Trump is embarrassing and out of control, but it's the Republicans who can stop this and won't because they are spineless or they are happily on board with his nonsense.
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FuckinArrowToTheKnee Mar 26, 2026 +3
I literally will take all my PTO when this f***** dies to celebrate
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Sad-Ebb8843 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Trump is so broken inside. He’s delusional and the Republican Party continue to infantilize him. They give him trophies and tell him he’s the best. I wouldn’t be surprised someone cleans his ass for him, too.
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VonKaplow Mar 27, 2026 +3
This is so pathetic. Doesn’t any magat look at this and say this is not even funny. It s obnoxious
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pnmartini Mar 27, 2026 +1
He was the kid that went to other children’s birthday parties and needed his own gifts, or he’d throw a fit.
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the_mother_of_dogs Mar 27, 2026 +1
Mike Johnson is the tail end of the human centipede
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rounder55 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Remember when these chodes acted like participation ribbons were a big issue?
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