Oh boy, the US and Iran are gonna cross swords again. I hope the toilets are all working on that carrier, because we're gonna need it.
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zippazappadooApr 18, 2026
+14
Funny I was just reading comments here yesterday saying that ships should just sail through the strait without worrying about getting attacked because Iran was just bluffing and wouldn't actually do anything because it would be too risky for them to attack ships at this point.
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JD0x0Apr 18, 2026
-7
I mean, what did they actually do here? Ineffectively fire a few bullets at a couple quarter mile long oil tankers? No injuries reported, no major damage being reported. Literally just "Well they shot at us and that gave us a little spook."
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LetterNo7829Apr 18, 2026
+7
If you worked at an office and soldiers were firing guns at the building, you think they’d keep working? These aren’t soldiers.
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Bishopjones2112Apr 18, 2026
+4
Fake news, Trump and Pete said they destroyed the Iranian navy. So can’t be true. Right
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HCAndroidsonApr 18, 2026
+1
Broken toilet carrier vs. ghost ship gun boats. In the year 2026.
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run_midnightApr 18, 2026
+8
Don't worry, Mango Man has this under control. One more tweet ought to fix things up real good
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zombiekoalasApr 18, 2026
+5
No no silly. Its the weekend and markets are closed.
Now we Sabre rattle.
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