‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say

>Miller yelled at Lyons for low deportation numbers or over tactical and strategic disagreements and the ICE head usually responds by apologizing and promising to address the issues. ... Lyons told colleagues that he hated getting shouted at and expressed frustration that the White House was often mad Imagine getting bullied by Stephen Miller LOL what a loser

Aw, is the acting Head of the Gestapo stressed out? How very sad.

> “Since the beginning of this administration, I have worked night and day, all day, every day to undo the harms Joe Biden has caused to the American people,” he said. Ok, delulu, let that shit kill you then

Good. Anyone taking an ICE paycheck should not have a moments peace.

what the f***.... "In a separate incident in [Los Angeles over the summer](https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/07/trump-administration-supreme-court-roving-immigration-raids-los-angeles-00499050), Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials that one of his bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office to Lyons in case he needed medical intervention, according to one current and one former official." bro had a panic attack over a failed milk run w/ someone from HQ (where my sales folks at)? are you f****** kidding me. this guy is a wimp in addition to being a terrible person supporting a fascist regime

buck up, buttercup. this isn’t very alpha.

> During these episodes, the current and former officials said they saw Lyons break out into a full sweat, with his face turning deep red. They also attributed the source of the pressure to ramp up deportations to the White House and top adviser Stephen Miller, who yelled at Lyons during morning phone calls with administration officials, according to four people who were on the calls. The defibrillator should be standard issue for people reporting to Miller: *"You can't escape my wrath by dying!"*

Good. Human garbage deserves no peace.

>In a separate incident in [Los Angeles over the summer](https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/07/trump-administration-supreme-court-roving-immigration-raids-los-angeles-00499050), Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials that one of his bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office to Lyons in case he needed medical intervention, according to one current and one former official. This guy is having a nervous breakdown because he's getting reamed for not hurting enough people. Everything is absurd and hilarious and devastating, all at the same time. It's utterly exhausting.

Awww, muffin.

Shame. Anyway, does anyone else make Peep s'mores around Easter? They're not the tastiest thing ever but they're weirdly fun to make.

Good :) Also Stephen Nosferatu Miller is an NTR ghoul and needs to be treated as such

Karma is a beautiful thing

How about you stop being a fascist POS? Then you can complain, as of now everyone in ICE deserves all the negativity, hate, and spite they get! May they all be jailed for being fascist, authoritarian criminals

Just twice? People must be going easy on the sack of shit scumbag.

Oh good a happy article for once.

One good way to avoid all that stress would be to follow the law.

Suffer

I'm sure I can find that teeny tiny violin around here somewhere.

should probably quit, then.

Imagine being so stressed out that you aren’t reaching your monthly quota of ruined lives that you go and try to die about it. What a fuckin loser.

There's a really easy solution: Quit your f****** job.

You love to hear it

Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? Hope you get ruined actually.

Good. Get fucked

Maybe the poor baby will get shingles over worrying about his future indictment.

>Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials that one of his bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office to Lyons in case he needed medical intervention, according to one current and one former official. Imagine being such a complete pile of shit that you go into crisis because one of the migrants you wanted to nap and toss into gulag wasn't right there waiting to be grabbed.

Then quit, b****.

Breaking news: local piss baby says being a Nazi is too hard :(

I don't think he's stressed nearly enough.

>Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials He's stressed about all the wrong shit.

What a snowflake!!

The cognitive dissonance and mental gymnastics were too much?

Here’s a tiny violin 🎻

Yeah, it turns out that doing evil things and hurting people and not pushing back against it is bad for your health

Boo-f******-hoo. Maybe he should take some time off and go spend a few weeks in one of his concentration camps so he can enjoy the fruits of his labor!

Todd Lyons is the guy that wrote the secret memo illegally instructing ICE agents to invade US citizens’ homes without judicial warrants.

"Nazi crumbles like a c****** when told he's not Nazi-ing enough" *Headline edited for accuracy

Imagine how stressful, upsetting, and struggling being kidnapped by ICE is.

May he receive the same quality of healthcare as all those in America without insurance, amen 🙏🏻

Being evil is bad for you.

He probably understands how torturing the people who build our homes and pick our produce is extremely bad for the economy and inflation.

L O - and I can’t stress this enough - L

F*** with the bull and you get the horn.

ICE agents are going to be pretty shocked to find out we truly don’t care. And they are going to act like we are monsters for it. They didn’t care about anyone else while rounding them up. And now, We. Do. Not. Care. What comes around goes around. Enjoy being stressed out *and* harassed! I love this for them!

That's great, keep up the good work folks, maybe we can get these fascists to self-deport into the ocean 

Imagine working at the hospital where his ICE goons are threatening staff on a regular basis, and having to treat this buffoon. The health care workers are much better humans than me - because I’d give this guy precisely the amount of empathy he gives others: zero.

Concentration camp guards during WW2 had an incredibly high suicide rate, just going to prove that no matter how big a piece of shit you may be the human soul is not meant to deal with these levels of bleak misery.

Turns out being a monster is unhealthy

No one feels sorry for fascists

F*** him.

As if his stress is worse than the stress of anyone picked up by ICE

Why doesn’t he just deport himself and save the stress

Nobody gives a f*** about Nazi ulcers.

He would recover better in prison

I’m sure the impending prison sentence could lead to some anxiety.

That’s a shame. Anyway…

Love this journey for them.

oh.. poor nazi baby needs nicu.. :'( can't wait for his trial

Oh no. Anyway.

I hope every ice agent every director everyone involved in this has nightmares for the rest of their lives and then I hope they go to hell and burn for all eternity in feces

I have negative sympathy.

Imagine being bullied for not being enough of a meth addicted Nazi as Stephen miller

F*** them all! I hope all their hearts give out.

Boo-f******-hoo. No one's forcing him to do this job, if enough responsible people refused to go along with this clown fiesta, we would be in a much better place.

More! 

I love good news

Outstanding. Maybe die next time?

This sounds familiar... wait, didn't Heinrich Himmler have a personal massage therapist because being the head of the SS was just *so stressful* it was wreaking havoc on his body?

Love that for them

According to his wikipedia page Lyons is 44 or 45 years old. I would have easily guessed late 50s/early 60s.

He.should quit his job and start working on absolving himself of his sins.

Poor wittle nazi. Aww.

Oh no! Anyway...

F*** this nazi. Imagine the stress the people he's f****** murdering are under. I say again: F*** this nazi.

boo f****** hoo

Pussies

Poor pookie

Hope it continues for them

Ah poor baby

I don’t care. Do U?

Thoughts and prayers 😒

Thoughts and tarrifs

I'm very sad... that my tax payer money is funding his hospital stay.

If someone is seeing things that conflict with their ethics, there are proper whistleblowing channels for that.

Let’s make it three times

Good. I hope they all suffer for the rest of their miserable days.

Boo f****** hoo

^🎶 the worlds smallest violin playing the worlds saddest song ^🎵

>“Since the beginning of this administration, I have worked night and day, all day, every day to undo the harms Joe Biden has caused to the American people,” he said. Biden admin deported people at a higher rate.  What harm is he talking about?  I'd almost like to think this is a joke and he is being incompetent because he considers Biden's high deportation numbers and ICE operations a bad thing.

It’s almost like being a massive dickhead is bad for your health

Here’s hoping for a third!

He could always quit.

It's pathetic that anyone is scared of Naziferatu. But I do love this for this guy. May he never have a moment's peace.

He had me kidnapped. F*** him.

snowflake