Can't disagree with Trump here
[https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/23/464129029/donald-trump-i-could-shoot-somebody-and-i-wouldnt-lose-any-voters](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/23/464129029/donald-trump-i-could-shoot-somebody-and-i-wouldnt-lose-any-voters)
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d0ctorzaiusMar 23, 2026
+40
Maybe during the eventual Nuremberg 2.0 trials, we'll also recapture the money? Won't hold my breath though
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BarfingOnMyFaceMar 23, 2026
+78
Oh, you believe there will be trials. Haha… bless your optimistic sugary coated heart.
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VerdantPathfinderMar 23, 2026
+48
"To heal the nation, I'm going to pardon Trump and his family and his entire administration for everything they did ...."
- The next POTUS no matter who it is
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PhantomNomadMar 24, 2026
+10
Trump will do it as his last executive order before he leaves office.
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DeletereousMar 24, 2026
+9
Trump is planning to hold onto office until his last breath. The Iran mess is nothing compared with what he's got in store for the next 3 years.
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PhantomNomadMar 24, 2026
+1
And you can't prosecute a dead man.
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jontheterribleMar 24, 2026
+5
Why do we have to rely on someone else to do it? Isn't this our country?
We know how to hold trials.
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laplongejrMar 24, 2026
+7
> We know how to hold trials.
Not against rich people, apparently.
And Trump is already a convicted felon anyway.
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Consistent-Throat130Mar 24, 2026
+1
This shit isn't stable. This shit won't be around in two decades.
I choose to hold optimism that humankind is still around.
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BrianG1410Mar 24, 2026
+5
Every dollar the trump crime family has made
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Broke22Mar 24, 2026
+3
> Maybe during the eventual Nuremberg 2.0 trials, we'll also recapture the money? Won't hold my breath though
Nuremberg required for Germany to be completely, utterly defeated and military occupied.
What country do you think is gonna invade the US?
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RetrorangesMar 24, 2026
+2
Please let it be China 🙏
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Actual__WizardMar 23, 2026
+107
Yep, our entire country is totally corrupted.
We've got criminals stealing billions while the police are screwing around.
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Neat-Bridge3754Mar 23, 2026
+17
>while the police are ~~screwing around~~ killing people with no consequences
Fixed it for you.
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ThatsockmonkeyMar 23, 2026
+50
Who would’ve thought guy who is child rapist (for decades) would violate SEC laws? I am just shocked.
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burnabycoyoteMar 24, 2026
-16
This charge, and its elaborations, is fast becoming a signal of mental disturbance... This thread is concerned with a more important topic.
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BgrngodMar 23, 2026
+23
It's so much that nobody can investigate *any* of it!!
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VerdantPathfinderMar 23, 2026
+15
Apparently. And when you do, it's all persecution of a poor beleaguered outsider. It's f****** insane.
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itslikewoowMar 23, 2026
+13
And about a third of the country STILL thinks he’s some kind of working class hero lol
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pcpelsteMar 23, 2026
+272
I hope that in a future administration the SEC and CFTC get leaders with balls and gumption who root out this corruption.
And if it’s members of Congress or the administration (very likely), then f*** them especially and throw the book at them.
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AcanthisittaNo6653Mar 23, 2026
+765
With phone metadata and stock transaction details you can determine who is being tipped off. It's something to keep in mind when you try to corner the market.
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no_one_likes_uMar 23, 2026
+442
The SEC has been toothless since forever. Law enforcement only exists to oppress the enemies of the 1%.
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pegothejerkMar 23, 2026
+154
I’ll never understand how non rich conservative voters don’t at least figure this out by the time they’re like 40, 50 if you’re real busy with life.
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2centpieceMar 23, 2026
+91
Because they're temporarily embarrassed millionaires for most of their life.
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MilesAlcheiMar 23, 2026
+32
My shithead dad has always believed he's one harebrained scheme from greatness. I don't even need to tell you who he voted for, or who's face and slogans adorn most of his clothes.
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2centpieceMar 23, 2026
+12
It's such a cult.
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Auggernaut88Mar 23, 2026
+33
They’re told it’s educated wealthy democratic elites who are the enemy and source of all evil.
Wealthy republican elites are genius god fearing businessmen who create jobs and carry the weight of the world on their shoulders
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AZFUNGUY85Mar 23, 2026
+3
Easier to believe someone’s trying to steal my jesus, guns, and way of life than being objective about being robbed.
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Lucius-HalthierMar 24, 2026
+1
It’s built on the illusion that maybe, possibly someday, that they will be rich too, and they don’t want to screw their improbable future selves over
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CommandoLambMar 24, 2026
+1
Non-rich conservatives think that it’s just democrats or “both sides” so it’s fair.
1
lkodlMar 23, 2026
+16
>enemies of the 1%
This. The only time a billionaire is punished, is at the behest of another billionaire.
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Spinoza42Mar 23, 2026
+15
"It is the duty of the poor to support and sustain the rich in their power and idleness. In doing so, they have to work before the laws' majestic equality, which forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread."
Anatole France, 1894.
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Worldly_Anybody_9219Mar 23, 2026
+8
The uber rich are partying it up right now, popping champagne and laughing about how much fun all the corruption in this administration is. It's insane.
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EffingNewDayMar 23, 2026
+14
I wonder if there’s a low-tech way people can fix this? Something…oh I dunno, made of wood and a flat bit of steel, and uses gravity as its source of energy.
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Froggn_BullfishMar 23, 2026
+12
Sorry, can you be more specific? I don’t speak French
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pm_me_beerzMar 24, 2026
+4
Ah yes, the trebuchet is indeed the superior siege weapon
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yzeerf1313Mar 23, 2026
+6
The problem is not that there isn't enough evidence
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TachiHMar 23, 2026
+6
See I thought the markets had safeguards in place for when something so obviously suspicious occurs. Turns out they do, but only for when its against the governments interests.
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SurturielMar 23, 2026
+274
Isn't market manipulation/insider trading a crime in USA? As in, decades in jail type of crime?
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mkt853Mar 23, 2026
+193
Law enforcement beyond immigration enforcement basically doesn't exist right now. The bank robbers are running the bank.
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Eno_NevesMar 27, 2026
+1
☝️well said☝️
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mrfixitxMar 23, 2026
+47
Yep, but do you really think Pam Bondi or any of trumps hand picked leaders in the DOJ/SEC are going to let any investigation into the president or his allies move forward?
Even if career officials did the work and could point to one of Trump's allies making the trades with insider knowledge the politically appointees would kill it immediately. That is all assuming the investigation even got started in the first place. Likely anyone who seriously tried to start investigating would be reassigned, if not fired or forced into early retirement.
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amurgiceblade44Mar 23, 2026
+49
yep
Yet are justice system is corrupt, so there is only reprecussions for people the president doesn't like
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GirlNumber20Mar 23, 2026
+13
Only if you're Martha Stewart.
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06_TBSSMar 23, 2026
+9
Well, you see, the party of "law and order" have decided there is no order and there are no laws. That is, unless, you aren't MAGA.
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FistMyPeenHoleMar 23, 2026
+7
The SEC won't prosecute Trump because they are all appointed by him. So there's nothing we can do. We just sit back and watch in anger.
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manticore124Mar 24, 2026
+5
Only if you, minimum wage worker, receive a tip from a cousin to make a couple of bucks. Millionaires and billionaires get at most a fine, that's it if they are even investigated in the first place.
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jackp0t789Mar 23, 2026
+4
Only if its actually prosecuted...
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Reluctant_FirestormMar 24, 2026
+4
The SEC has been complicit for years and years. People easily move from the SEC into working for the industry and companies they were just regulating.
And FINRA is a regulatory body for the member brokerage firms to regulate themselves. An we all know how companies regulating themselves always works so well.
We need a South Korea style reworking of the entire mechanisms by which US markets are regulated and policed, and that will never ever happen with the current regime of foxes guarding the henhouses.
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fixminerMar 24, 2026
+3
The Supreme Court decided that the US president is above the law.
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WurstpaketMar 24, 2026
+1
Not when you are filthy rich to begin with, then it's considered as appropriate and doesn't need to be sanctioned.
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old_rightyMar 23, 2026
+56
We need to urgently understand from Mike Johnson about how Congress isn't aware of this and doesn't give a damn so we can continue getting ripped off as usual.
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elykl12Mar 23, 2026
+36
It’s like in early January 2020 Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) (who’s husband was president of the NY Stock Exchange), David Purdue (R-GA), Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), Jim Inhofe (R-OK), and Richard Burr (R-NC) who was the Senate Intelligence Chairman purchased a number of stocks in health insurance, PPE manufacturers, and shorted a number of hotel, travel, and leisure related stocks
These guys made millions and didn’t inform the American people about the dangers of the pandemic.
Did anyone resign over this? No. Though Burr did not stand for reelection in 2022.
Inhofe and Feinstein both died in their seats in 2024 allowing the Senate to be graced with the walking assault and battery charges waiting to happen and potential DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin.
Loeffler and Purdue’s corruption did give Georgia its first pair of Democratic Senators in a while though
Did anyone go to prison over this? No. Merrick Garland and Joe Biden just kept plugging along
It’s textbook insider trading while over a million Americans died. And we only know this thanks to the people at ProPublica (shoutout to their incredible independent journalism btw)
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a_niffinMar 23, 2026
+154
We're gonna have to spend years and billions of dollars proving and prosecuting all this insider trading and wrongdoing...
The filthy rich are more of a drain on the system than welfare recipients, exhibit # 903,127.
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True_Window_9389Mar 23, 2026
+55
We all know that won’t happen. It could take a decade to bring our basic institutions back to par from a pre-Trump era, and that’s if new laws and oversight bodies actually happened. All of the corruption will be long gone by then.
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no_one_likes_uMar 23, 2026
+17
The SEC wasn't doing anything before Trump either let's be real. How many financial crisis have we had that are directly attributable to fraud with no meaningful change or prosecutions now?
I'm not a both sides are the same guy, but on this issue, there isn't much of a difference. Rich democrat donors and rich republican donors want to be able to insider trade and defraud investors and gamble with company money without consequence, so that will continue.
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True_Window_9389Mar 23, 2026
+13
Billions of dollars of market movements at 6AM on a Monday that almost certainly was driven by insider information being leaked to favored political allies based on public statements on a private platform owned by the president has not happened before. Yes, you are 100% playing the both sides game here.
The corruption that has become normalized definitely, without a doubt, with no uncertainty, was not occurring before Trump. Even if you attribute it to a new era of shamelessness, government bodies and private interests prevented corruption on this scale for good reason. Even the threat of SEC or other investigatory action was enough to make this kind of corruption out of the question, but the destruction of public oversight combined with the empowerment of the worst people in the country who lack any semblance of character or dignity has made it a daily occurrence.
Seriously, find me examples of this kind of thing happening with this kind of frequency before Trump.
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no_one_likes_uMar 23, 2026
-10
the economic crisis of 2008 required roughly a trillion dollars in direct government intervention and was started by George Bush (with broad bipartisan support from Congress) and continued and expanded under Obama. Neither administration's justice department did jack shit to punish anyone involved.
I don't like what Trump is doing, but I'm not going to pretend that this is unprecedented or on a scale never before seen. It's been seen, and it's been seen in bigger amounts, and nothing was done then. The main difference now is that it's people directly connected to the president stealing money vs rich donors to the president.
You might as well have invited these rich assholes to do it again since they literally brought the economy to the brink of disaster and still, even then, received zero punishment.
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KoraborosMar 23, 2026
+6
lmfao, they'll get off scot free
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DreadBert_IAmMar 24, 2026
+1
I doubt that can happen. I'd bet on outbound administration doing mass blanket pardons going forward. The question has never been if the actions are legal, only if they can be prosecuted.
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mwdeuceMar 23, 2026
+19
Being an insider these days must feel incredible, free money non-stop
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BrandenWiMar 23, 2026
+16
Is anyone really surprised anymore? Of course Trump is feeding inside information to this billionaire or that billionaire, in exchange for a healthy kickback.
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mkt853Mar 23, 2026
+11
Wonder which of the kids made bank on this? Baron? Uday and Qusay?
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Strong-Log-7095Mar 23, 2026
+34
There are two explanations here. I think both are equally likely:
Option 1: High frequency traders have written an advanced piece of software that can predict Trump's insane tweets. Somehow they have cracked the code. By studying wind patterns in Mar-A-Lago, the phases of the moon, the number of cheeseburgers ordered from a specific McDonald's by 4:17PM MST on the day before the second to final Monday of a month with 31 days, and the sewage pressure at the White House as reported by the local water department, they have developed a piece of software that using no non-public information that can predict with astounding accuracy what Trump will tweet 15 minutes before he thinks of it himself.
or...
Option 2: He told his buddies first that morning and they immediately leaked it to their friends who could trade on it in untraceable ways.
I think Option 1 seems more realistic but what do you guys think?
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papaswampMar 23, 2026
+10
Option 1 is certainly a possibility and makes retail even more screwed than they were before.
Option 2: He didn’t tell his buddies (he has no friends), but someone in his admin (or member of congress in the know..or both) did.
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johnn48Mar 23, 2026
+10
I remember seeing an app that purported to follow Nancy Pelosi’s stock trades. I suppose the implication that she had insider knowledge that you could profit from. I really think that Trumps inner circle might be more accurate. There’s so many ways that you might profit, his TACO pronouncements are the least of them. Of course the key is finding out who’s in the know and most importantly who can be relied upon. An example is MTG once was a key barometer, now, not so much.
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Rattus_NorvegicUwUsMar 23, 2026
+14
Seize the assets of anyone in this admin, or their orbit, who made money on this blatant market manipulation.
Undermining the legitimacy of the U.S. economy for the financial benefit of 30 billionaires who don’t need more money… are you f****** kidding me? The US is economy is where my retirement is parked, my house, my kids future…
The American people deserve a reward for enduring this GOP catastrophe.
Seize the assets, divide it by ~330M, and write every American an anti-corruption check.
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duxnrunzMar 23, 2026
+6
Could this actually break the markets? If the markets move on the whim of trump, will people stop playing?
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foundoutafterlunchMar 23, 2026
+7
What if, the government gave the proceeds of their insider trading back to the people!
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GrandhereticMar 23, 2026
+7
Such blatant market manipulation and insider trading by these people- they all get richer, laughing all the way to their new yacht while the rest of us - fill in the blank.
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Overall_Curve6725Mar 24, 2026
+5
Just another felony in the life of the Trump parasites
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BoosterRead78Mar 23, 2026
+6
It’s all the money. Kash even said he gets to do what he always wanted to do thanks to Trump. Acts like a cowboy and uses the governments money to do what he wants.
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SuaveBoloMar 23, 2026
+6
And literally nothing will happen. Blatant and obvious market manipulation in broad daylight and everyone will go unpunished for it.
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kanradMar 23, 2026
+5
This administration will not stop exploiting the markets until he is dead or removed from office. It's their clear game plan to own and control as many corporations as they can via the market until the economy goes t*** up.
They will then own control of not only the US but most of the world.
They must be put to a stop at ALL costs.
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White_ImmigrantMar 24, 2026
+4
So the USA is murdering thousands of people and f****** the global economy, yet again, just so a small handful of their oligarchs can enrich themselves?
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luv2ctheworldMar 23, 2026
+8
I'm sure forensic experts can figure who's playing the market. Too bad the government doesn't care.
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Ornery_Flounder3142Mar 23, 2026
+10
"They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f\*\*kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on." - George Carlin
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No-Celebration3097Mar 23, 2026
+8
It’s all he’s done since he got in again, manipulating the stock market.
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trashboatfourtwentyMar 23, 2026
+4
Oh it is so comforting to know that people with influence can still win in these tough times
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Lower-Acanthaceae460Mar 23, 2026
+3
these psychopaths are trying to make a buck from the blood of innocent people....absolutely sickest fucks
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markh0120Mar 23, 2026
+3
got an idea but ill get in trouble for saying it
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Altruistic_Finger669Mar 24, 2026
+4
At some point there has to be a recording of them blatingly glosting about this. They have been doing it over and over
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deviltromboneMar 23, 2026
+3
That's because "Blue Horseshoe loves TACO" went out first
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pacman3333Mar 23, 2026
+3
At this point, how do I get in on this action?
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meepmoropMar 23, 2026
+3
Guys maybe he is just yapping while he tweets, and everyone within range just starts frantically typing and trading
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at0mheartMar 24, 2026
+3
I’ll pretend to be a MAGA voter in response to this news
“Nancy Pelosi !!!!!”
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Geebee_r1Mar 24, 2026
+3
Just wait…when the threat of attack is back in play (checks calendar, Friday, after the markets close), it’ll set the stage for another wild weekend to juice the market again on Monday.
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Worst_Comment_EvarMar 24, 2026
+2
F*** everything about this timeline.
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androidfigMar 24, 2026
+1
We will investigate ourselves and find no wrongdoing. Jesus Christ our country is so far gone.
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planetarybumMar 24, 2026
+1
Governments are telling citizens not to hoard fuel but this is panic buying on a major scale. EMFH.
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OneRobatoMar 24, 2026
+1
"Whose fuckn up with the oil supply out there?!" - P.Diddy in his cell.
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