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Kewkky Apr 9, 2026 +243

As a Puerto Rican who comes from a culture of people who constantly sing about their love for their island, who was told his island is a floating pile of garbage by orange man's fans, I don't think Greenland should expect anyone in Trump's administration to apologize.

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Wgh555 Apr 9, 2026 +104

I find it unbelievable that Puerto Rico is effectively a colony and everyone just seems cool with it

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Kewkky Apr 9, 2026 +49

Right? Both in and out of the island, there's people that are okay with its status as a modern-day colony. At this moment in time, PR is the world's oldest colony, not having had any sort of independence or proper self-governing since it was established back in the 1500's. And even when there's downsides to being a colony, they're still okay with the status quo. It's wild. I guess if you wanted to think about it in a more "positive" light (big quotation marks around that word, I'm using it veeeery loosely here), you could see it as a native American reservation, but instead of being forced out and pushed into foreign land, we were allowed to keep our ancestral land.

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OlderThanMyParents Apr 10, 2026 +6

> you could see it as a native American reservation Hopefully no one ever discovers gold or sliver there. The US hasn't been good to reservations that turn out to have valuable mineral deposits.

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Kewkky Apr 10, 2026 +5

The Spaniards already took it all when they colonized the island and enslaved the native Taíno population back in the 1500s. The US was a little late, coming in and taking the island in the early 1900s.

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itszaidbtw Apr 10, 2026 -2

i think being a colony has kept Puerto Rico safe.

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Kewkky Apr 10, 2026 +5

Safe from what?

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itszaidbtw Apr 10, 2026 -4

Dont they get hit by yearly hurricanes? I assume USA helps a lot during those moments.

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Kewkky Apr 10, 2026 +7

Not yearly. Believe it or not, Puerto Rico gets hit less than both Florida and Texas individually get hit. It even gets hit less than Cuba and the Dominican Republic. We're not exactly "safe", but we're small enough that we mostly only get outer bands of storms moving by. That being said, yes the US helps, but most of the reconstruction is done by Puerto Rico itself. Hell we never even received all of the money Congress had approved for us for Maria's reconstruction and a lot of people in FEMA were arrested and convicted of bribery and corruption for pocketing lots of it. So sure we're "better off" because we get some money, but we'd probably be able to afford it ourselves if we weren't forced into a bad economic situation from so many controlling acts of Congress. It's to the point where we can't generate enough income to offset our spending or debt.

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Prestigious_Task7175 Apr 9, 2026 +18

Well, in their defense Puerto Ricans used to vote for it to remain like this, only in recent decades has the vote started to shift into a desire to become a real state, thing is of course the US government doesn't really want that because of many reasons (it would most likely be a blue state, giving the dems an advantage for example), so they just drag their feet.

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Own_Round_7600 Apr 9, 2026 +21

I dont want an apology, i want real and lasting consequences.

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glitch-possum Apr 10, 2026 +2

I want horrible things to happen to powerful people

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Easik Apr 9, 2026 +377

Of course they aren't just a piece of ice. They have critical minerals that orange man desperately needs to secure so he can wage his next "conquest".

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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 9, 2026 +94

Extracting these rare earth elements would be extremely costly and it would last too long to get them and T morelikely wouldn't live to see it,

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Successful-Purple-54 Apr 9, 2026 +64

It’s just being able to “say” he got them. That’s all that matters to him. The long term effects of how he’d gotten them, that the rest of us have to deal with, will be the problem inherited. And not a f*** given by him or his yes cunts.

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Sweet-Competition-15 Apr 9, 2026 +8

Are you seriously expecting rational and logical reasoning from dementia donnie?

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SerGT3 Apr 9, 2026 +27

Doesn't matter if *he* will. The American military complex requires funding for future terroristic endeavours.

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minyhumancalc Apr 9, 2026 +3

Same logic with Venezuela; that didnt deter the orange

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tigersharkwushen_ Apr 10, 2026 +2

The US has plenty of minerals of its own, but they can't be mined due to environmental laws. If Greenland becomes part of the US, then their minerals can't be mined either due to the same environment laws.

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GrimHoly Apr 9, 2026

Alaska was mocked as “sewards icebox” when it was acquired, given time the minerals in Greenland may become more and more accessible with technology/ climate

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Donc-qui-et-Quand64 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Alaska is nothing like Greenland though. Just because they're the same latitude. You might as well compare Milwaukee with Marseille.

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GrimHoly Apr 9, 2026 +2

It is an analogy, when Alaska was purchased they couldn’t access the resources there and had no idea how much was under the ground. Now it’s one of the most resource rich states we have in terms of just raw resources. I was simply saying in the same way greenlands resources would become available the more we advance and the warmer the climate gets. Not saying it makes taking it justified either obv but it could be a reason he’s looking so hard into it

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Donc-qui-et-Quand64 Apr 9, 2026 +2

If Greenland's ice sheets were to melt that alone would raise sea levels by 23 feet. If it were to become economical to start mining under miles of ice then it would be because everything else is depleted and the world is fucked. Its not like people haven't set mines up in Greenland (near the ice free coasts), they just almost all fail because they can't make enough money. Alaska gets warm water currents coming all the way up from Mexico that allow it to have huge forests full of wildlife. You might as well he talking about how can we start mining Antarctica. Alaska is tropical compared to greenland.

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Positronic_Matrix Apr 10, 2026 +1

It’s not an analogy it’s an analogue.

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ThePlanck Apr 9, 2026 -4

Its way too costly now, but once he nukes China and cuts the world off from their supply, the price increase will make it viable

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Facts_pls Apr 9, 2026 +13

You think US can nuke China and not be annihilated? Cool. Good to see where we at with common sense

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aldur1 Apr 9, 2026 +32

That's way too generous. Greenland, Canada, Cuba, Venezuela are just monuments for his grotesque ego. No different than his Trump towers.

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dafeiviizohyaeraaqua Apr 9, 2026 +3

Even people who rightly hate this monster sanewash him.

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viktorsvedin Apr 9, 2026 +8

Yeah, I'm sure Trump knows much about those critical minerals, like for example the famed Di-Li-Thi-Um, Kryptonite and Maidupium.

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MercantileReptile Apr 9, 2026 +3

The Unobtanium alone will make America great again.

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denNISI Apr 9, 2026 +6

Greenland doesn't want Trump to grab their land by the... ice?

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GayGeekInLeather Apr 9, 2026 +4

And it’s an isolated island that the billionaire oligarchs could treat as their own kingdom. Free any laws and human decency

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trisul-108 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Orange Menace simply could not recall the name of the country ...

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Green_String_6224 Apr 9, 2026 +2

He makes me sick to my stomach!

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subparcarr Apr 9, 2026 +2

That might be the long term goal, but the way things are going I think he wants to isolate Canada and cut it off from all other allies.

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valeyard89 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Trump meant 'piece of ass'

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iCowboy Apr 9, 2026 +80

'Poorly managed piece of ice' that somehow gives its citizens universal healthcare and affordable education.

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greyl Apr 9, 2026 +26

Imagine calling another country poorly managed when your own is in the middle of yet another shutdown.

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Koala_eiO Apr 9, 2026 +6

And where the average adult weight is 100 kg.

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Thagyr Apr 10, 2026 +4

Trump should be the last person on Earth to say 'poorly managed' given his history of management anyway.

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Significant_Cow4765 Apr 9, 2026 +4

description of Melania...

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bijelo123 Apr 9, 2026 +154

Greenland is not some piece of ice, but Trump is a piece of shit

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captainbawls Apr 9, 2026 +33

Piece of shit = piece of ICE

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Hikiko_Mori Apr 9, 2026

Well played.

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superarugy Apr 9, 2026

Heard what I said, Tone!?

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Specialist-Many-8432 Apr 9, 2026 +25

Where’s the reset button for the game of life I got put in?

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smurfsundermybed Apr 9, 2026 +19

I'm just trying to find a save point somewhere around 2014.

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HateYourFaces Apr 9, 2026 +3

Trying to reboot from save files before save files were save files, we’re all fucked.

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tigersharkwushen_ Apr 10, 2026 +2

I would prefer somewhere pre 9/11.

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IFartOnCats4Fun Apr 9, 2026 +2

Try turning off and back on again. Wait.. maybe don't try that.

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AstralWoman Apr 9, 2026 +38

Now, this is what its all about: Venezuela = easy Iran = Shit! Not that easy! I know.... I'll give Greenland a try to save face. Gotta be easy. Greenland: 🤣🤣🤣 hey Denmark! Denmark: Hey Europe & Nato!

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MessMaximum5493 Apr 9, 2026 +12

Where Cuba he said they're next lol

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Facts_pls Apr 9, 2026 +5

He forgot about it?

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HateYourFaces Apr 9, 2026 +5

He doesn’t care about that shade of brown.

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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf Apr 10, 2026 +2

Cuba = c***** dream bubble burst by receiving ru-oil via ship from his best buddy putler.

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hackenclaw Apr 10, 2026 +1

Cuba got oil? /s

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fruitloop00001 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Nobody get him into cigars

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moofunk Apr 9, 2026 +17

Donald Trump treats countries like women, man.

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WetFinsFine Apr 9, 2026 +21

It's all projection and dog-whistling: "*poorly managed piece of ice*" is psyop speak for "*well defended land containing many tonnes of critical, valuable, rare earth minerals and mining potential*" tell his orange ass to go fck itself

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mylawn03 Apr 9, 2026 +8

I wish people would just ignore his tweets. It would solve a lot of problems.

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Ok_Pause_7779 Apr 9, 2026 +8

Genuinely what on earth is Trump after Does he intend to invade Greenland and take over

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viktorsvedin Apr 9, 2026 +9

It's obvious. To sow dessent and to weaken NATO and the EU while strengthening Russia and the new axis of evil.

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Constant_Section1491 Apr 9, 2026 +9

His Iran invasion isn't going well so need a quick distraction back to Greenland.

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Lucky-Elk-1234 Apr 9, 2026 +16

Chaos and the dissolution of NATO

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richarm87 Apr 9, 2026 +6

He considers Venezuela as a win (after all he's getting money) But Iran is clearly a loss. Tries to cut bait and tell his clan it is a win He's looking for an easy win again... we all thought Cuba by Trumps actions against them (but I'm guessing daddy Putin said no) So he's back to Greenland (after putin told him nato is a paper tiger - he literally said putin told him this) He just want to have expansion so his name is in the record books saying he expanded USA. And his dementia riddled brain feels he would be loved if he did

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Appropriate-Day6714 Apr 9, 2026 +9

Resources and the Free Cities for Thiel and Co

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ViolettaQueso Apr 9, 2026 +7

Trump is in fact a complete Icehole

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According-Bet-141 Apr 9, 2026 +4

At this point, I would just answer with: "Trump who?" and keep going through my day, taking care of actual problems.

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RickDeckard_PL Apr 9, 2026 +3

Piece of ice is inside trump head

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IMGcertified Apr 9, 2026 +3

Haha....get it ? some piece of "ICE"...

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Drabenb Apr 9, 2026 +3

They are a 97% piece of ice to be fair.

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AnalogFeelGood Apr 9, 2026 +3

Orange man needs what, in his mind, will be an easy victory, after the Iranian fiasco. It’s either Greenland or Cuba.

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h3rpad3rp Apr 9, 2026 +3

We're back on f****** Greenland again?

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foul_ol_ron Apr 10, 2026 +1

He's bored of Iran- they wouldn't let him win.

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steve_ample Apr 9, 2026 +6

That's right. They are a rare minerals-free protectorate of Denmark, the place of Wegovy and Ozempic, which they are always happy to continue supplying Americans with.

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Specific_Frame8537 Apr 9, 2026 +5

We've gotten the fat Americans hooked, so I think it's only time we cease the shipments. Lets see how they deal with the withdrawals.

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GoodIdea321 Apr 9, 2026 +4

Something like 90% of Americans are against anything hostile with Greenland and Denmark. Trump is insane.

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Specific_Frame8537 Apr 9, 2026 +7

That's nice.

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GoodIdea321 Apr 9, 2026 +1

It's not nice here, it's like the country is set on fire almost every day by Trump and when someone else puts it out he says he solved it.

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Specific-Month2206 Apr 9, 2026

I'd rather them stop so that compounding companies get an exemption due to the shortage and we can start getting it for a fraction of the price again.

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SnivyEyes Apr 9, 2026 +5

Meanwhile the Us has a literal cabal of p3d0s running the country.

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MikeSteamer Apr 9, 2026 +6

I would tell the US that this piece of ice wants your POS Space Base gone off of it.

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Svedjemarker Apr 9, 2026 +2

For fucks saké, f*** Trump. He is a rambling old fool, unimportant, senile and soon gone.

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CalmBuddy69 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Of course Greenland is not some piece of ice. Iceland is!

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Ambitious_Address667 Apr 9, 2026 +2

I always wonder if when trump says this shit if he genuinely doesnt care, or if he just is so dumb he doesnt know. Like if he did know he would still say it because hes a d***. Its just disrespectful as hell either way I guess

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bosorero Apr 10, 2026 +2

Both can be true

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Edge-son Apr 9, 2026 +2

Remember the sniper guy who missed his head?

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Calimariae Apr 9, 2026 +3

When his earlobe magically grew back in a week?

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MikeSteamer Apr 9, 2026 +2

They should tell the US that this piece of ice wants your POS Space Base gone away.

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IndubitableMatt Apr 9, 2026 +1

“She’s no great piece of ass!” - Navin Johnson

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GenJohnnyRico Apr 9, 2026 +1

If there are so much minerals worth trillions just waiting be mined, why isn't Denmark/Greenland already mining them and making money?

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therealmaz Apr 9, 2026 +3

Denmark does not mine Greenland's resources primarily due to the island's harsh Arctic climate and challenging geography, which make mining operations extremely difficult and costly. Additionally, most mining efforts have not progressed beyond the exploratory stage, and Greenland's government has expressed a desire to maintain control over its resources.

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RainyDayColor Apr 10, 2026 +2

I so appreciate these densely informative gems that somehow surface above the noise. Thoughtful question, well-considered answer.

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BlahBlahBlackCheap Apr 9, 2026 +1

No, you're a piece of ice covering some great oil, rare earths, diamonds and other goodies. To the oligarch robo-puppet at least.

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godzillabobber Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trump's married to a piece of ice.

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Queltis6000 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Doesn't Trump realize he'll be dead long before an even hypothetical takeover (and resulting benefit from that takeover) would happen?

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Andrzej1963 Apr 9, 2026 +1

What did you expect from a rapist?!

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mastah-yoda Apr 9, 2026 +1

That angry baby's post was not supposed to be dignified with a response.

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FixedFun1 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trump's goverment is piss on ICE.

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Doughtnutz Apr 9, 2026 +1

Relax, orangupedo wants Iceland. Well that's what he said.

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Barbu-Genial Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trump est gâteux.

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matariki425 Apr 9, 2026 +1

I think someone just told trump Greenland isn’t green

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No-Manufacturer-2425 Apr 10, 2026 +1

I'll gladly move there, become a citizen, and do whatever it takes to preserve the culture and sanctity of Greenland.

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jert3 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Greenland's political slogan these days should be 'Hands off our children!' -- Orange Diddler would be sure to shut up about taking the country, if so.

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SydBarrett1989 Apr 10, 2026 +1

I would rather live in Greenland than here. If it weren't for my family ties here, I would do everything I could to be a citizen.

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soyeahiknow Apr 10, 2026 +1

Trump needs something new to distract from the Epstein files

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cursetablet Apr 10, 2026 +1

I know from experience

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wyflare Apr 10, 2026 +1

Good comeback greenland

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jahathebrn Apr 9, 2026 +1

Still, it's better than having a country swarmed by ICE. Hopefully Trump's (farewell?) unconventional peace tour will leave Greenland and indeed everyone else alone.

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Illustrious-Job-6390 Apr 9, 2026 -8

Greenland needs to learn to just stop feeding the troll. The more you recognize this idiot exists, the worse off you are.

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Unusual_Ant_5309 Apr 9, 2026 +12

Absolutely not. Call the bully out every time. Mock them mercilessly.

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Matcha_Ice_Cream Apr 9, 2026 +10

So... you proposed they just shut up and let trump took over?

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Illustrious-Job-6390 Apr 9, 2026 -6

Who's stupider, the old man yelling at clouds or the guy that joins him?

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tech_and_org Apr 9, 2026 +6

I mean, if the old man yelling at the clouds is waving around a loaded gun in your face and you’re doing nothing, then yeah that’s on you.

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foul_ol_ron Apr 10, 2026 +3

Or the country that continues letting him be boss?

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IXPhantomSeekerXI Apr 9, 2026 -6

Yea mocking a dumb mf with the power to control one of the strongest military in the world is not a good idea I get you are trying to virtue signal and all but no

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Zielonomi21 Apr 10, 2026 +1

He can't even deal with Iran and his pedo urges, lol.

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richarm87 Apr 9, 2026 +5

I feel they need to talk to Iran's PR team.

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roesingape Apr 9, 2026 -5

They have a population less than Flint Michigan. Can Flint Michigan be a country?

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OlderThanMyParents Apr 10, 2026 -1

If Greenland would just create a "Greenland Peace Prize" and award it to Trump, everyone could go home happy.

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ShivShambhav Apr 9, 2026 -5

Sour Grapes

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'We are not some piece of ice': Greenland hits back at Trump's Articles insult

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