Yep, he is now officially of no use now. Hope you had your fun, Vik.
942
ken_the_boxer5 days ago
+213
and don’t book any penthouse hotel rooms
213
TheAngryGoat5 days ago
+81
Or do.
81
ken_the_boxer4 days ago
+42
He can have his cup of tea on the ground floor
42
Illustrious_Cap23274 days ago
+8
polonium tea strikes back
8
L_Cranston_Shadow4 days ago
+2
But where else is he going to order his polonium tea and Novichok borscht for room service before shooting himself twice in the back of the head and jumping out the window?
2
Franklin_le_Tanklin4 days ago
+21
He was just a low level coffee dicktater
21
MaybeTheDoctor4 days ago
+5
He couldn’t even run a banana republic
5
L_Cranston_Shadow4 days ago
+1
How does he look shirtless and on the back of a horse? Putin can probably get him a job at Abercrombie and Fitch.
1
TheFragturedNerd4 days ago
+1
It's pronounced dicktaster
1
Gullible-Evening-7024 days ago
+1
You do not need to be a friends with your spies.
1
Loose_Skill66415 days ago
+426
a useful idiot is only useful for so long
426
D0wnf3ll5 days ago
+56
What do you get when a useful idiot loses its usefulness?
56
Callabrantus5 days ago
+53
A bloody stain where the idiot hits the ground.
53
outerproduct4 days ago
+2
Nah, Vlad will do what he likes the best, putting novichok in his underwear.
2
vancityvic5 days ago
+18
A painted sidewalk
18
External-Upstairs-544 days ago
+7
Just an idiot.
7
Gonokhakus4 days ago
+3
A nice cup of tea on the balcony
3
____DEADPOOL_______4 days ago
+1
another useful idiot to replace him?
1
Stooovie4 days ago
+1
A very rich idiot.
1
ButterscotchOk53395 days ago
+6
But forever remains an idiot.
6
TheRealDante1015 days ago
+3
After that, he is just an idiot
3
PM_THE_REAPER5 days ago
+955
Well that sounds like a familiar playbook.
955
IndividualSkill34325 days ago
+270
We all heard it when we were little. Its how children react, suddenly switching their allegiances or acting like they do not care.
270
MWH19805 days ago
+94
Which just goes to prove that when most people become older, it doesn’t automatically make them “adults.”
94
kalekayn4 days ago
+52
One of life's greatest disappointments of growing up.
52
throwawayDan114 days ago
+15
Damn this hot hard cause it's so true
15
[deleted]4 days ago
+10
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10
sylva7484 days ago
+1
Some never had a capacity to learn to begin with as well
1
PleasantWay74 days ago
+5
The good news for them is that they can still be President.
5
ieatthosedownvotes4 days ago
+3
Some people regress too.
3
woah_man5 days ago
+20
"If you don't play ball with me, I'll never be your friend again."
20
mtaw4 days ago
+1
And it’s what Putin always does because he is that young bullied kid who became a bully.
Finland joins NATO? ”It’s their decision to make, although we will need to change out border security accordingly.” (paraphrased) - as if he hadn’t been threatening and using covert means and every dirty trick to try to stop this for 25 years.
”Taking Kyiv was never a goal of the Special Military Operation” - could’ve fooled me with that 30 mile long convoy of military vehicles. Obviously, sending prisoners to attack on golf carts to be killed by drones was thr plan all along.
There are countless examples, yet US journos keep lazily promoting the Kremlin’s propaganda image; ”Putin’s a gambler. Putin never backs down.” - No, Putin is a risk-averse guy who does his best to dissociate himself from any decision that might prove unpopular, and who frequently backs down and walks away pretending it never mattered to him. 4 years into the full-scale invasion of Ukraine and he still refuses to state any clear goals out of fear of not achieving them.
1
Every-Comfortable6325 days ago
+50
Straight outta 1984
50
Callabrantus5 days ago
+19
Mid-sentence, even.
19
halfsack994 days ago
+6
Double plus good !
6
BeautifulOdd79684 days ago
+6
For correct usage, it should be written ++good
The entire point of newspeak is to reduce the amount of words a person can use, as a way to limit their ability to express themselves.
"It ++ungood use oldspeak" It is really bad to use the old way of speaking/writing.
"I unbellyfeel you ++ungood ingsoc" I have a bad feeling that you hate The Party.
"++good ingsoc" I love the party with all my heart.
The logical endpoint of newspeak was to reduce the proles and party members need for words down to... perhaps 15 or so individual words, as means of keeping ideoligical purity.
6
[deleted]4 days ago
+17
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17
Tunggall4 days ago
+1
Yup, no value in trading with them.
1
jxj245 days ago
+8
"I like wanna-be dictators who *don't* lose power."
8
-drunk_russian-5 days ago
+8
That didn't take long! Lukashenko be sweating right now.
8
bjarkov4 days ago
+2
Lost elections don't seem to matter as much in Belarus
2
-drunk_russian-4 days ago
+1
No, but Lukas is already scared of a revolt and now he knows that Putin won't protect him.
1
Masrim5 days ago
+4
Don't know who that is, never even met them.
4
Playful-Sleep-67504 days ago
+4
Every 12 year old girl does the same thing when Someone doesn't wanna be their friend
4
losjoo5 days ago
+7
Coffee boy, never knew him
7
Ragnarawr5 days ago
+3
He’s probably telling the truth in this circumstance, it’s hard to be true friends with someone willing to betray their own country just to appease you.
3
Bobson-_Dugnutt24 days ago
+3
he's gonna accidentally shoot himself in the back of the head 9 times before jumping off a building soon
3
ArcadeAcademic4 days ago
+3
Sounds more like a scorned lover
3
boot2skull4 days ago
+1
“Said Putin, holding back the tears.”
1
NobodyLikedThat15 days ago
+250
Putin doesn't have any friends. He has tools
250
BruteBassie5 days ago
+84
And we all know who the biggest tool is.
84
bui_doi_photo4 days ago
+1
The biggest stool there is.
1
wswordsmen5 days ago
+15
I was going to say employee but tool is more accurate.
15
NobodyLikedThat15 days ago
+14
Exactly. employees are at least still people. I'm pretty sure Putin doesn't even regard them as that
14
dzsozi304 days ago
+5
Does Putin even regard anyone a human being? It seems to me that he sees everyone else just a pawn on his chess board
5
CatDogBoogie5 days ago
+107
Orban was just a little mouse that was inserted for Russia's pleasure.
107
mecon3205 days ago
+90
"Never heard of the guy"
The most embarrassing part of how easily these dictators took power is that they don't have an ounce of creativity. Literally all running the same playbook, and it works like gangbusters on the credulous dots of the world.
90
raikou19884 days ago
+13
Why change anything when they know nobody will stop them
13
GoodIdea3214 days ago
+9
I assume you meant to write dolts, but calling them dots is pretty good too.
9
Individual_Panda_4224 days ago
+3
Flashing dots on my dolt scanner. They're in the vents!
3
GoodIdea3214 days ago
+3
Looks like the wrong week to quit drinking.
3
ViktorK785 days ago
+100
friendship ended with Hungary now Slovakia is my best friend
100
PostHasBeenWatched5 days ago
+41
Expiration date: next Slovakia election
41
Shadpool3 days ago
+1
Here’s rooting for Michal Šimečka.
1
Wonderful-Pause10485 days ago
+29
no, of course not, Putin, Orban was just your spy!
29
SlaterVBenedict5 days ago
+25
"I don't know her."
25
DirectionOverall97095 days ago
+22
Russia has no friends, only pawns.
22
FollowingFeisty53215 days ago
+21
Going to be awkward when he flees to Russia for asylum then...
21
AnotherBigToblerone5 days ago
+11
The Kremlin's reaction to this looks so much like an upset teenager going through a friendship breakup
11
TyrconnellFL5 days ago
+22
Of course they weren’t friends. Orban was useful, nothing more. Now he is not useful.
22
EsperaDeus5 days ago
+6
He probably made millions too.
6
RaggedWrapping5 days ago
+19
I love how the post below this is ...
"Russia adds Hungary to 'unfriendly countries' list"
literally saying they did indeed used to be friends.
19
Suguha_chan5 days ago
+9
Light yagami about Teru Mikami „I dont even know this guy!“
9
SwedishBoiKneeAttack4 days ago
+3
SAKUJO, SAKUJO!
3
Ok-Professor-Star5 days ago
+24
Same is going to happen to Trump once he is no longer President.
24
sumregulaguy5 days ago
+32
Russia will retain its hold over MAGA movement through useful idiots like Carlson and Alex Jones.
32
Eddyzk5 days ago
+6
Like a toxic ex.
6
matchthis0074 days ago
+6
A hahahahahaha. Bunch of kids, just need to release their homosexual tension. They'll feel so much better
6
OnlyMeFFS5 days ago
+5
Sick burn... That's gotta hurt more than losing the election.
5
Cameronbic5 days ago
+4
It was more of an employer/employee relationship.
4
This_Way_Comes4 days ago
+5
Hehe someone is mad.
5
temporary3114 days ago
+5
Russia doesn't do friends, the best you can hope to be in their eyes is a useful idiot.
5
Evilscotsman305 days ago
+4
Lmao you are no longer my fellow DJ 🤣
4
TylerBourbon5 days ago
+3
Once he was the Putins little mouse, now he's just Putins trash.
3
Kan4lZ0n35 days ago
+1
More like a big rat whose date with a bigger trap finally came.
Now time for Putin.
1
rolo_mug5 days ago
+4
Orban is crying into his cornflakes reading that headline this morning
4
CharcoalGreyWolf5 days ago
+4
I’M NOT GONNA PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE
4
Bagafeet5 days ago
+3
I mean, your cronies are not your friends. Checks out. Putin has no friends.
3
Creative-Routine48745 days ago
+3
🤣🤣🤣
3
seedless05 days ago
+3
When a useful idiot is no longer useful.
3
halfsack994 days ago
+3
I hardly knew him.
3
Merijeek24 days ago
+3
"I think he brought us coffee once"
3
RudyKnots5 days ago
+19
Friendly reminder that Orbán began his carreer 16 years ago with *exactly* the same promises Magyar is now making.
Until he actually follows through, there’s no real reason to celebrate.
19
Sweet_Concept22115 days ago
+19
There's plenty of reason to hope.
Just the fact that Hungarians were able to come together to peacefully oust their would-be dictator is a cause for celebration.
But it is foolish to treat any politician like a hero without any further action to back it up than becoming the top dog.
19
Dizzy_Sympathy1965 days ago
+7
Not really. The whole situation is so different now, promises are also different.
7
virtualsanity5 days ago
+2
Doesn't sound like he's going to get that gosdacha in Barvikha..
2
AdOne50895 days ago
+2
Fascists have no friends, just useful idiots
2
mulletstation5 days ago
+2
Friendship ended with Hungary, now China New best friend
2
Koala_eiO5 days ago
+2
If you need to specify, it's a lie.
2
GatorNator835 days ago
+2
Does Russia see Orbán as a liability, now that he’s lost power and might spill some beans?
2
Potates425 days ago
+2
Yeah they were more like a subjugated b**** if anything.
2
sweetno5 days ago
+2
Yeah, friends don't lick ass.
2
Worried_Chicken_84465 days ago
+2
Oh shit. Orbán should be careful around windows now.
2
BluesyPompanno4 days ago
+2
They were not friends, in fact they were secret lovers
2
Zotoaster4 days ago
+2
Let it be a lesson to anyone who wants to suck up to Russia. They'll toss you aside when you're no use to the,.
2
DonutsOnTheWall4 days ago
+2
vance promoted this ex friend from russia. all you need to know, really.
2
jakreth4 days ago
+2
It's true, it wasn't a friendship, more a relationship between employer and employee
2
ImperiousMage4 days ago
+2
Set a timer for Orbàn’s flight to Russia to avoid getting lynched by his countrymen as the systemic corruption is published by Magyar.
Putin may not care about him politically anymore, but Orbàn will add nicely to his collection of fallen autocratic leaders.
2
asddde4 days ago
+2
Huh, Kremlin saying something believable. Would be a weird idea that Putin ever had a "friend". Well, sucks for Orban indeed to get publicly reminded of that.
2
swampopawaho4 days ago
+2
Of course they weren't friends. One was the master, and one was the servant
2
East_Lettuce71434 days ago
+2
Whatever you ugly anyway.
2
robreddity4 days ago
+2
Uhh yeah ya were. Oh, and stfu and withdraw from Ukraine.
2
Aggressive_Safe22264 days ago
+2
Orban orphaned by his so-called friend.
2
genX_rep4 days ago
+2
There's a great section in the article about why authoritarian regimes seem to ally together:
>\[Alexander Baunov, a political analyst at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace\] argued that Orbán’s ousting would reinforce a long-held view among more hawkish elites that betting on Kremlin-friendly leaders in Europe – where democratic systems can still produce sudden changes of government – is a risky strategy.
>“In Moscow, the takeaway is that only truly authoritarian systems are reliable partners, and hopes that the west might one day resemble Russia are illusory,” Baunov said.
>That lesson, Baunov argued, extended well beyond Hungary. “It also serves as a reminder not to place too many bets on figures like Donald Trump. He may disappear as suddenly as he emerged,” he added.
2
notanfan5 days ago
+1
its not like we were friends baka lmao
1
peidinho315 days ago
+1
Of course not *wink
1
Suspicious-Gas-16855 days ago
+1
Sounds an awful like the old “I didn’t want to go out with her anyway.”
1
letskeepthiscivil5 days ago
+1
Well... that's hurtful.
1
raytoei5 days ago
+1
2x0 =0
1
No_Adhesiveness_56795 days ago
+1
"We were never friends" - Yah, Putin has no friends. Not news.
1
LaBasBleu5 days ago
+1
"I think he brought the vodka sometimes."
1
ottwebdev5 days ago
+1
"We weren't friends, just regular steady pegging participants"
1
pepe_acct5 days ago
+1
Lmao imagine sucking off russian for close to two decades and drop once you lost an election
1
Barack_Odrama_0075 days ago
+1
Hey got Putin’d
I wonder when Trump will get Putin’d because ITS COMING
1
iamtherik5 days ago
+1
I don't know her... xd
1
niceufo7775 days ago
+1
My God, politicians seem like kindergarteners.
1
b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh5 days ago
+1
That's just incomprehensibly pathetic. Yes, I'm looking at you too, Donald.
1
snakenakedsnakeboss5 days ago
+1
He was just a coffee boy
1
CourierFive5 days ago
+1
"Whatever man, like I care, (sniffle, sniffle) I didn't even like him".
1
ionised5 days ago
+1
> Orbán needs to realize what the meaning of the word friend is. Orbán and I were never friends.
^(We were work associates.)
-- Kremlin
1
redditobserverone5 days ago
+1
No permanent friends. Only permanent interests.
1
sparkax4 days ago
+1
"Mommy! The other kids are being mean and wouldn't let me play with their toys like the way I wanted to play with them! Tell them to let me play their toys!"
1
PurpleCoat66564 days ago
+1
Are pimps usually friends with their hoe's?
1
UrineArtist4 days ago
+1
- “We were never friends with Orbán,” said Peskov
Of course not, Orbán was a puppet you controlled, not a friend.
1
Last_Marketing_73214 days ago
+1
As crooked as the soviet sickle and as dense as the hammer that crosses it.
1
The5YenGod4 days ago
+1
Ohhhhhhhhh. That's what I would say if I would share any sympathy with this guy
1
Natsukishusband4 days ago
+1
correct, subject and overlord are no friends
1
SamsonFox24 days ago
+1
This has all the energy of this scene from Scary Movie:
https://youtu.be/6_ts5bgz-EY?t=147
1
erdgeist224 days ago
+1
Imagine being Orban and reading this headline
1
OnCallPartisan4 days ago
+1
Who said anything about friends? Ask Putin about Orban’s pawn status and I’m sure you’ll get a different answer.
1
Stingray77_NL4 days ago
+1
Classic putler! 😂😂😮💨🤷♂️
1
Additional_Quiet26004 days ago
+1
We heard a funny phone call that showed collusion. Sure Putin.
1
External-Upstairs-544 days ago
+1
I hope Fico and his servants listen very closely now!
1
AvidCyclist2504 days ago
+1
1D-chess from Russia, as always.
1
Western-Corner-4314 days ago
+1
We heard the tapes
1
Animeninja20204 days ago
+1
Is Putin doing the "New phone, who dis?" to Orban?
1
Grizz-Lee-28914 days ago
+1
ufff, thats got to sting a little, huh viktor?...
1
mixxituk4 days ago
+1
They ran out of money to support him syria and iran
1
Witte-6664 days ago
+1
Dropped like a used tissue.
1
warrrhead4 days ago
+1
Will say the same thing when Lukashenko is gone
1
Adept-Mulberry-87204 days ago
+1
Yep! May Bularus revolt!
1
Seagoon_Memoirs4 days ago
+1
Coffee boy.
1
BadFinanceadvisor4 days ago
+1
The fate of all sycophants... Just useful idiots.
1
Alone_Again_24 days ago
+1
I’m not friends with my employees either.
Not sure what his point was.
1
Ultra_Metal4 days ago
+1
Putin always throws his allies under the bus when they're no longer useful to him.
1
LeftLane4PassingOnly4 days ago
+1
The Kremlin were friends with Syria and Iran. They were friendly with Venezuela as well. Being friends with the Kremlin doesn't seem to help much.
1
LongDongFrazier4 days ago
+1
But as soon as he lost Hungary was removed from the friendly country list in Russia. WEIRD
1
ragequitteroffureh4 days ago
+1
It's fascinating how fascists never actually have any true friends.
It must be very lonely.
Still, f*** 'em, eh.
1
RustyTheBoyRobot4 days ago
+1
Es tu puté?!
1
Adept-Mulberry-87204 days ago
+1
Bull 💩! You can't even lie good!
1
RetiredGuru4 days ago
+1
I'm still finding it weird that the election wasn't fixed, before, during or after the vote. Especially with the way Orban was frustrating EU-Ukraine actions.
1
dummary12344 days ago
+1
What is even the point in salting your wound like this? Unnecessary comment among "peers".
1
freckledmary4 days ago
+1
Stay tuned for “Viktor, who?” — JD Vance, probably.
1
KaliUK4 days ago
+1
Just a coffee boy.
1
Key_Researcher_22444 days ago
+1
I guess Viktor won't be Assad's neighbour.
1
Golden_Ace14 days ago
+1
I'm stunned as he didn't fall from a window after his defeat, like any other ally and friend of Russia.
1
zenithfury4 days ago
+1
Well, the Kremlin isn’t going to come right out and mourn the loss of a pawn that sabotages Ukraine at every turn.
It still remains to be seen how Ukraine benefits from Orban’s ousting. Crossing my fingers and hoping for the best.
1
panick214 days ago
+1
Somebody who services your a****** for social media clout is not a friend, this much is true.
1
cugeltheclever24 days ago
+1
"I don't know her."
1
Awkward_Patience_6114 days ago
+1
This is what happens when you no longer serve their purpose. Soon ded.
1
Beraliusv4 days ago
+1
Oooh it is a dog eat dog world out there
1
User-Name-38864 days ago
+1
You and he were...buddies, weren't you?
1
Ree_For_Thee4 days ago
+1
Lol, these dictators are all the same. Trump literally now, when China's cargo ships just ignored the US' blockade and went through:
Trump: "Uhh.. well you see I *wanted* them to go through! I totally let them! Xi owes me now" (loooool)
1
L_Cranston_Shadow4 days ago
+1
You can't break up with me I'm breaking up with you!
1
BusyView66173 days ago
+1
So the Kremlin says Orban and Putin were never friends. Trump talks about paper tigers, Putin is made of tissue paper just like Trump. People like that don't have friends. They have idiots that as long they're useful, they're tolerated. Then they're thrown under the bus, or pushed out a convient window. A play right out of the dictator's playback. Now, if they can get Putin out of Ukraine with Hungary's help. That should put the fear in Putin.
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