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Cirenione Mar 28, 2026 +1

We‘ve really entered the timeline of countries talking like children at school.

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Working_on_Writing Mar 28, 2026 +1

Maybe they should settle it in the school playground at 3:15 and leave the rest of us out of it.

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Bob_5k Mar 28, 2026 +1

At an American school?

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FlatterFlat Mar 28, 2026 +1

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TtotheC81 Mar 28, 2026 +1

It really does feel like the spiderweb of alliances that dragged everyone into the First World War, at this point. Christ, it's like watching a car crash heading straight towards us in slow motion.

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haveeyoumetTed Mar 28, 2026 +1

And the school has no 'Principle'.

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yashvone Mar 28, 2026 +1

pakistan has already talked like that tbf

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dontheconqueror Mar 28, 2026 +1

I bet there's a blackboard somewhere in Florida with two columns and countries listed under each with bigly block letters that peons update but bosses never read.

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OB1KENOB Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar: “and I took that personally”

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Dominarion Mar 28, 2026 +1

And went to brood in their room? What they gonna do to Pakistan. Show passive aggressive attitude?

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Puzzleheaded_Wing431 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar: cries in money

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vteckickedin Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan: cries in Nuclear ICBMs aimed wherever the f*** the want them to go (usually India)

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Puzzleheaded_Wing431 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Commander : sir we are at war with afghanistan Pakistan : aim nuclear weapons at india

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red_dragon Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan is only relevant because they have nukes and harbor terrorists of all kinds. Apart from that they are known for a recurring subscription of IMF bailouts.

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Nerevarine91 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan is actually the only country that has nuclear weapons but no missiles that qualify as ICBMs, interestingly (there’s a pretty steep range requirement that nothing in Pakistan’s arsenal is known to meet)

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SpoopyClock Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan's declaring that it has ICBMs would result in immediate sanctions. The nukes are supposedly to balance India's, no ICBMs needed.

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IcestormsEd Mar 28, 2026 +1

To be fair, the world thought it knew Iran missile ranges. Then it found out.

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wobbly_doo Mar 28, 2026 +1

Even if they want to aim all of them elsewhere, at least one will still be pointing towards India

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prashn64 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar looking like the jcole of countries right now.

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Wooden-Case-55 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Imagine if Qatar kicks out their Pakistani migrant workers.

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AmoebaBullet Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar - "I'm upset I will need to fly my private jet to cheer myself up"

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good_udichi Mar 28, 2026 +1

Saudi: Mf we are supposed to fight against Iran

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floydiankabir Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan in a catch 22

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Fantastic-Corner-605 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar catching strays from all sides. I don't know what hurt the most: Israel bombing Hamas leaders in Qatar, Iran bombing them or Pakistan roasting the.

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troublrTRC Mar 28, 2026 +1

Qatar just surrounded by idiots or blood/thirsty Jihadists. They try their level best to improve themselves, be meditators and essentially just stay neutral in the conflict. Iran just had to go about and bomb this one ally who had any say in peace talks.

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PetrolheadPlayer Mar 28, 2026 +1

is pakistan instigating or mediating 😭

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prathneo1 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan and peace are not compatible.

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dowdymeatballs Mar 28, 2026 +1

I mean they gave the US those oil tankers, Trump's " presents"; they were Pakistani flagged. Iran will no longer meditate through them or let their ships pass through after that. So it looks like they're playing both sides.

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witchofpain Mar 28, 2026 +1

So that “present” was from Pakistan? Not Iran?

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captainperoxide Mar 28, 2026 +1

Rhymes, so it's close enough for that orange thing's liquid brain.

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kal14144 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Also those ships don’t actually exist. There is 1 Pakistani tanker known to have gone through. Trump said 8 or 10 (changed his mind mid presser) but it seems to have been more Trump having a moment than narrating actual reality

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Short-Beautiful-9403 Mar 28, 2026 +1

As is tradition

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looniecad Mar 28, 2026 +1

So will Pakistan simultaneously mediate, beat the hell of Israel and insult Qatar/Gulf states? I think this is a master stroke from Trump and Bibi as they don’t really want the war to stop - appoint someone who has the least chance of mediating shit

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anders_hansson Mar 28, 2026 +1

I'm pretty sure Trump wants the war to stop. He needs to move on to Cuba and get that done before the midterms in November. Bibi on the other hand probably wants it to go on as long as possible. It's his once-in-a-lifetime chance to bomb Iran, and he wants to make to most out of it.

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la_dynamita Mar 28, 2026 +1

Exactly.. Trump thought he was gonna have an easy victory like Venezuela until he realized Iran has fkin containment plans till like the year 8000..Cuba on the other hand just needs a little push and they will fall/give Trump what he wants. Trump is stuck.. Because of Israel.

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Basis-Some Mar 28, 2026 +1

Don’t belittle Bibi’s evil genius by including Trump as an equal. This is all Bibi and his greatest asset, the lack of self reflection neé inherent gullibility of self proclaimed Alpha Males.

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Nerevarine91 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Bibi has been making the same war pitch to every US president for decades, and finally found one who was stupid enough to think it was a good idea

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noun_verb_adjective_ Mar 28, 2026 +1

So Bibi and conservative media

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SillyLiving Mar 28, 2026 +1

It's literally the premise of a world war, counties that can't decide who to fight because EVERYONE is a f****** enemy , even your allies

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Dominarion Mar 28, 2026 +1

Christ, China is just laying back, drinking its baiju, and watch all the pieces go down as it was a mastermind, while it does absolutely nothing.

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SlugFromSnug Mar 28, 2026 +1

Always helps with the world's most useful idiot in the white house

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ShyHumorous Mar 28, 2026 +1

China is still a producer state and oil prices fluctuate the ability of making their products c****, so it is more complicated but I personally think Russia gains the most in this particular situation. China gets the benefit of US being stretched thin soooo we shall see in tye future who benefited the most.

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SlugFromSnug Mar 28, 2026 +1

Trump has taken what was shaping to be a gradual decline in US power (think Britain in the 20th century) and just turbo charged it. Even once US allies are looking elsewhere. A truly magnificent achievement. The US voters really screwed themselves

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dwehlen Mar 28, 2026 +1

Never interfere when your enemies are making mistakes.

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dowdymeatballs Mar 28, 2026 +1

Why help your enemy out of a strategic blunder?

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RogueDoga Mar 28, 2026 +1

I'd love to know more about the 'China is the mastermind' theory.

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Nerevarine91 Mar 28, 2026 +1

I personally subscribe more to the “do nothing, win” theory. No need to work hard orchestrating your rival’s downfall if they’re tripping over themselves to do it anyway

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SeltsamerNordlander Mar 28, 2026 +1

Not letting billionaires run your country and put people like Trump in power. That's not just luck, it is an advantage.

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RogueDoga Mar 28, 2026 +1

Yep, this seems more suited to what they(China) are doing(or rather NOT doing).

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PeruseTheNews Mar 28, 2026 +1

"To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - The Art of War by Sun Tzu

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Rhoeri Mar 28, 2026 +1

No Qatar. Isn’t that a Led Zeppelin song?

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BeratnasGILF420 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Oh man are we going to see Taliban Hiluxes equipped with Trophy APS?

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curorororo Mar 28, 2026 +1

Meanwhile Saudi officials are saying that if they attack Iran, Pakistan will help them attack Iran 💀 Delusion in the Middle East.

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lostwisdom20 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Whom will they beat if pak doesn't recognize isreal?

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antipositron Mar 28, 2026 +1

Pakistan is not a regular country with an army, it's an army with a country, and that army is a business. Whatever Pakistan Army says or does is with clear intentions of making better business deals for their benefit. They are on hire, to US, as they have done for decades, and they will do all the dirty work in future as well. If the Orange muppet decides to nuke Iran, it would probably be done by Pakistan (Army) not the US themselves.

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GuiltyAnalysis3316 Mar 28, 2026 +1

India made us do this. Pakistan probably

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CoolAfternoon2340 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Please enter the war it will be so f****** funny (Ignore my nationality)

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OneRobato Mar 28, 2026 +1

This war has a lot of twists I cant follow anymore!

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cmpxchg8b Mar 28, 2026 +1

[reminds me of this](https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/m30v0gdbs5ui1lco504g.jpg)

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RogueDoga Mar 28, 2026 +1

And you don't even know what is true and what is not. Can't even trust the photos and videos anymore.

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Loose_Skill6641 Mar 28, 2026 +1

if talk when you getting hit by Afghanistan

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Known_Limit_6904 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Do it

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skeleton949 Mar 28, 2026 +1

They can try.

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razpor Mar 28, 2026 +1

American lapdog threatening another american lapdog

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Paaskonijn Mar 28, 2026 +1

Can you make up your mind already; is Israel controlling America, or are they America's lapdog?

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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf Mar 28, 2026 +1

News is the lapdog of whoever pays. Follow the money.

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razpor Mar 28, 2026 +1

Lapdog ,but a chihuahua ,so you have to listen.

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Paaskonijn Mar 28, 2026 +1

That makes as much sense as giving the Nobel peace prize to Trump.

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razpor Mar 28, 2026 +1

Glad we could agree.

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PM_ME_YOUR___ISSUES Mar 28, 2026 +1

As an Indian, it finally feels nice to support Pakistan on something wholeheartedly.

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serialposter Mar 28, 2026 +1

Israel: Watch me.

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HoveringMango Mar 28, 2026 +1

Can't believe I am with Pakistan here. When other countries target diplomatic missions and schools we call it out but somehow all that criticism goes away when Israel does it ? Double standards. If Russia is sanctioned for their illegal invasion, Israel should be too. Selective implementation of rules means we'll see geopolitical fractures occuring in next few years.

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Secret_Wishbone_2009 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Trumpy causing world war three. Thanks maggots.

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Appropriate_Page_824 Mar 28, 2026 +1

But Pak is a defence partner of Saudi. And Saudi is reportedly about to fight Iran. And if Iran attacks Saudi, Pak is contractually bound to attack Iran. And Israel will also be attaacking Iran. So how does that work out?

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