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News & Current Events Apr 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM

Whale stranded on German coast swims off and gets stuck again

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Whale stranded on German coast swims off and gets stuck again
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Whale stranded on German coast swims off and gets stuck again
The plan was to lift the whale from the seabed using inflatable cushions and transport it with pontoons back to the North Sea or possibly as far as the Atlantic Ocean. #EuropeNews

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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 21, 2026 +46
Experts are now advising against rescue attempts
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Zarerion Apr 21, 2026 +78
They’ve been saying that ever since the very first time the whale got stuck. The first attempt was fine, maybe the whale still had some fight in him, but after that? A complete waste of media attention for the sake of generating some sort of fairytale narrative. The whale is sick, his entire stomach is almost certainly filled with garbage and remains from the fishing net he evidently got stuck in, his skin has been in awful shape from the very beginning and only ever got worse. It’s disgusting that even our state media gives this any attention. Let nature take it’s course, then let (real) biologists and veterinarians take care of the cadaver to figure out what happened, which they write in a boring report that boils down to „Yeah we’re polluting our oceans too much. Hey politicians maybe do something about humanity destroying its own habitat?“ which will get quietly ignored in favor of more cars and more gas plants.
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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 21, 2026 +10
I completely agree with you. I wonder why he hasn’t been released by now… but as you say, all the media hype…
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MarioMilieu Apr 22, 2026 +3
A certain small and loud conspiratorial minded cohort of German society made this their cause and sent politicians in the region death threats and they caved to the pressure, because there’s always an election coming up I guess.
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Wolfwoods_Sister Apr 21, 2026 +3
Poor baby. I hate this. I hate us so much sometimes. The animals do nothing to us and we just let assholes keep killing them through reckless neglect and quick money bc of poverty vs billionaires.
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Timey16 Apr 21, 2026 -5
To some people whales have an almost holy status these days. Someone like that even sued the government because it's "not doing enough" to save the whale... At this point love for animals meets the Dunning Kruger effect which leads to animals being WAY too humanized. The fact they named it already speaks as much.
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JayUe Apr 22, 2026
Not a clue how you're downvoted for that. The amount of times I've read "I looked into his eyes and we communicated that way" of some sort the last few days is mindboggling. "I looked him in the eye and we communicated. The animal answered and gave me the feeling he accepts me". - not some random lady with too much time but the Secretary of Agriculture of the region where the whale's stranded.
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NeiltheGrassfedByson Apr 24, 2026
🤣 communication is hard to believe? Wait until you hear about the sky man.
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katalysis Apr 21, 2026 -5
Gotta let the dumb ones die off so its genes aren't passed on.
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Villag3Idiot Apr 21, 2026 +18
Bruh
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rdbn Apr 21, 2026 +2
Timmy, ma man
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Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Apr 21, 2026 +4
Sounds like a scene out of The Simpsons or Family Guy
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[deleted] Apr 21, 2026 +11
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IeatOneAppleADay Apr 21, 2026 -5
But it was Merkel and the Christian party who didn't want nuclear anymore since they were reigning Germany in 2011
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[deleted] Apr 21, 2026 +10
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AutistInPink Apr 21, 2026 +5
Can't believe they interrupted a German being funny for once, that's much more impressive than a hungry whale 
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MarioMilieu Apr 22, 2026 +3
For every funny German there’s three more to point out flaws and explain why the joke was not logically sound.
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thisisthe_worst Apr 21, 2026 +2
I'm so surprised it is still alive
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Mrfrednot Apr 21, 2026 +3
My spirit animal
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nekonight Apr 21, 2026 +2
At some point its natural selection. 
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0xsergy Apr 21, 2026 +17
I mean as natural as us causing the water pollution/contaminants/fish netting that got him sick in the first place is.
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Kewkky Apr 21, 2026 +2
Wonder if the whale has some sort of brain issue. When we see people doing this we attribute it to dementia or brain tumors.
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EltonBeans Apr 21, 2026 +5
I read somewhere that whales are increasingly suffering serious diseases.
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GizmodosaurusRex Apr 21, 2026 +15
The sonar from submarines causes them to beach. The US Navy has been suppressing this info for *decades* now.
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EltonBeans Apr 21, 2026 +4
This is not news to me. That's my second guess. Either a disease, sonars, sound pollution (ship traffic) or a combination of this
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GizmodosaurusRex Apr 21, 2026 +6
https://www.science.org/content/article/navy-admits-sonar-killed-whales Anecdote time: a friend used to work at a major US submarine base, and they spilled the beans about the whale-discombobulating sonar after I noticed they seemed depressed and asked them what had happened. I thought his girlfriend must have left him, but he was just *very* upset over a recent major beaching event..
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Wolfwoods_Sister Apr 21, 2026 +2
Bless him. It hurt his soul. 💔
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Any-Mark-4708 Apr 22, 2026 +1
Just make hamburgers from it already
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-Ostepopp- Apr 21, 2026
Probably cause of increasing sonar use due to the war. Sad really.
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Miss_L_Worldwide Apr 22, 2026 +1
Nah. Will do this on a semi regular basis. Sometimes it's just time for them to die
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JulienBrightside Apr 21, 2026
Come on whale!
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galaxybuns Apr 21, 2026
Mood
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deft-jumper01 Apr 21, 2026 -1
Maybe its trying to commit sudoku
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