Having to stand up after I’ve just *finally* sat down.
29
CompetitiveCod1717Apr 3, 2026
+3
FRRR
3
Green-Mix8478Apr 3, 2026
+2
Especially on the toilet.
2
mclobsterApr 3, 2026
+2
When i see I left my tv remote on my dining table, after I've laid down on the couch
2
Spicy_pewpew_memesApr 3, 2026
+1
I
Just
Sat
Down
1
amudayApr 3, 2026
+1
My ass touching the couch seems to have a direct connection to my gf remembering that she needs me to grab something out of her car for her.
1
CompetitiveCod1717Apr 3, 2026
+16
Showering but its necessary
16
Eastern-Violinist-46Apr 3, 2026
+3
Especially after you just used the bathroom after using the shower. Smh. Lol.
3
maybebabouApr 3, 2026
+1
I hate that because I’d have to go back in
1
Eastern-Violinist-46Apr 3, 2026
+1
Especially because you're more likely to be dirty than before
1
[deleted]Apr 3, 2026
+1
[deleted]
1
CompetitiveCod1717Apr 3, 2026
+1
Hate it too
1
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+12
Autocorrect changing a perfectly fine word
12
Just-Some-Dude-879Apr 3, 2026
+4
Autocorrect changing we’ll to well when I clearly meant we’ll! 😡 It happened while I wrote this, too.
4
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+5
🤦♂️ The worst part, you fix it...
You see it change back...
Now you’re staring at your phone like:
“Are you… testing me?” =|
5
ezma1983Apr 3, 2026
+2
Meanwhile, Autocorrect is sure I mean he'll when I write hell.
(Also, it just corrected itself to 'Autocorrelation' when I typed it just now, which is freaking hilarious. Yeah, that's totally a more commonly used word.)
2
Antique-Shine-5148Apr 3, 2026
+3
Ikr
I'd type the correct word and it'll change it to something else...I'll retype it and it'll recharge it again
Sometimes I wish it was a person I could yell at
3
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+2
I know that feel...
Honestly, if autocorrect were a person, it’d be that one stubborn friend who:
confidently gives wrong answers and refuses to admit it 😭
2
Antique-Shine-5148Apr 3, 2026
+1
Auto correct changed my rechange to recharge 😭😭😭😭
1
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+3
>**“I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.”**
We all agree to this.
3
milemarkerteslaApr 3, 2026
+1
If autocorrect to its limited options were a person? I’d stab them. In the carotid artery. With a pen that bled.
1
JesseCuster40Apr 3, 2026
+2
I TYPED THE F****** WORD I F****** WANTED AND IT'S A REAL WORD GOD F****** DAMMIT.
2
Green-Mix8478Apr 3, 2026
+3
Price of shirt otter correct.
3
OddlySpecificKApr 3, 2026
+1
Sadly, I easily read autoINcorrect...
1
MissUnshine69Apr 3, 2026
+2
Exactly! I rarely use the word “ducking” in text
2
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+2
😂 true. I have never once in my life needed to say "ducking".
2
JesseCuster40Apr 3, 2026
+2
And then it lets something like "lnvincvable" go by without a murmur. I swear, I hate it but I'm also too lazy to turn it off and carefully type everything out. It's more helpful than a hindrance overall, but sometimes....oooo... if it had a face I would punch it.
2
sand_snakeApr 3, 2026
+3
On my old phone I once mistyped the bg3 character Astarion’s name as Astation and every single time I typed his name after that, it would autocorrect to my typo. My typo I made ONCE.
3
JesseCuster40Apr 3, 2026
+2
It learns when it wants, and what it wants.
2
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+2
=))) 'would punch it' was real.
It’s confidently wrong 50% of the time. =|
2
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+1
>**“I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.”**
I thought it was only me, now I know we all agree to this. =|
1
icecream1972Apr 3, 2026
+8
People not using their turn signals when driving
8
kolnkApr 3, 2026
+2
I’ll build on this and say people using their hazards to park wherever they want
2
itzbetterApr 3, 2026
+1
And why is it always the most expensive or pretentious type of cars?
Seriously it’s like don’t make me hate you. I wanna appreciate you but you’re a d*****.
1
icecream1972Apr 3, 2026
+1
Exactly 💯
1
No_Essay_6195Apr 3, 2026
+4
Que me hablen cuando tengo audífonos
4
itzbetterApr 3, 2026
-1
Huh?
-1
hurryup_shrimp_Apr 3, 2026
+5
Repeated constant coughing drives me up a wall for some reason
5
ReadySystem6511Apr 3, 2026
+2
I have a coworker who smokes but claims to have allergy activated asthma which is activated by the dust? Dirty carpet? In our office and deep dry coughs all day long behind me 🥴
2
thitorussoApr 3, 2026
+1
Damn. My ex drove me crazy with that
1
HotDogSeekerApr 3, 2026
+5
Hot chocolate made with water instead of milk. That shit PISSES ME OFF
5
maybebabouApr 3, 2026
+2
Eww I didn’t know people do that
2
Longjumping_Bar_7457Apr 3, 2026
+1
That’s how I’m used to drinking it
1
Wonderful-Umpire-821Apr 3, 2026
+8
People.
8
TopDry9250Apr 3, 2026
+4
Other people chewing
4
oxcytocinApr 3, 2026
+4
people acting like the victim in situations they caused or getting mad at u for how u reacted to their actions
4
SmileOk7590Apr 3, 2026
+3
People chewing loudly and living light on when no one's in the room
3
Beelzebub_Simp3Apr 3, 2026
+3
Other people trying to talk to me when I’m very obviously not interested.
3
maybebabouApr 3, 2026
+4
Having to feed myself everyday
4
batting_1000Apr 3, 2026
+2
When people congregate in the middle of a main aisle at a grocery store
2
gingerbreadteddyApr 3, 2026
+2
People who walk slowly in public
People who chew loudly
People who use speakerphone on public
transport
People who use the whistle sound for alerts on their phone
People who don’t lower their headphones when sat next to you so you have to hear the annoying hissing sound
Yeah generally not a fan of people I guess
2
CrapIsMyBreadNButterApr 3, 2026
+2
I'll speak for my wife, Me.
2
Immediate_Pie_9104Apr 3, 2026
+1
I'm always picking up my loose hair everywhere.For a girl,it's such a constant annoyance,i swear i'm going to end up bald.
1
itzbetterApr 3, 2026
+1
A chained my shampoos and conditioners, seriously from a podcast I was listening to, definitely changed my shedding.
1
filolondereApr 3, 2026
+1
People who walk through a doorway and then immediately stop.
1
Green-Mix8478Apr 3, 2026
+1
Plow into their back and say "Sorry, I was busy texting.'
1
Green-Mix8478Apr 3, 2026
+1
I will admit going through a door then stepping to the side and stopping if I can't see due to an extreme light difference.
1
DogFlavorKettleChipsApr 3, 2026
+1
People who are taller than I am. People who talk. Body heat.
1
NewTrainer9701Apr 3, 2026
+1
People smacking gum
1
trojenhorseApr 3, 2026
+1
Notification… but nothing important x(
1
ReubenM254Apr 3, 2026
+1
Chewing loudly
1
Dulce59Apr 3, 2026
+1
When someone asks a question online and someone answers with the correct answer, and more people keep answering with the correct answer even though it's already been answered.
The comment with the correct answer is clearly visible, so why do people feel the need to tack on the same thing again and again? Annoying...
1
Green-Mix8478Apr 3, 2026
+1
When six people have the answer and all hit send at the same time.
1
Dulce59Apr 3, 2026
+1
I give it a pass if they were all sent at the same time, but often it's one answer given 50 mins ago, then another 45 mins ago, then another 42 mins ago, then another 30 mins ago, then another 15 mins ago... 🫠
1
Top_HucklebApr 3, 2026
+1
Looping sounds
1
keladelphApr 3, 2026
+1
I'm over here like wtf is a looping sound, what's a loop that can make a sound. I feel dumb I had to Google this and OHH! f****** duh.
1
TaintedLove202Apr 3, 2026
+1
The beeping of a smoke detector……HATE IT 😱😱😱😱😱. How hard is it to replace the 🤬🤬🤬battery.
1
maybebabouApr 3, 2026
+1
lol mine just went off once I read this
1
TaintedLove202Apr 3, 2026
+1
Oh noooooooo!!!! Prepare to hear it again at 3:45am. You can count on it!
1
enragedsquirrelsApr 3, 2026
+1
Pop ups infuriate me
1
Miss-Peach-Apr 3, 2026
+1
Loud phone speakers in public
1
nowhereman136Apr 3, 2026
+1
My shoe laces coming untied 5 minutes after I just tied them
1
zeddthemanApr 3, 2026
+1
People who have no common courtesy and play music outrageously loud just for everyone else to hear it whether it’s off their phone or speakers in their car with windows down. Also people who watch TikTok’s on their phones in public with no headphones on.
1
Johnny_MiraApr 3, 2026
+1
Putting a trash bag into another bag.
1
SDLRobApr 3, 2026
+1
Stairs
1
INS345Apr 3, 2026
+1
Erratic weather
1
Efficient_Window1698Apr 3, 2026
+1
When people don’t rinse their dishes off while putting them in the sink.
1
Just_Restaurant2705Apr 3, 2026
+1
Following the same routine everyday
1
milemarkerteslaApr 3, 2026
+1
Whistling, the three ticking clocks in my mother‘s living room that are not ticking in unison.
It in an enclosed shared space. I ask the Whistler to stop whistling. At my mother‘s place I don’t ask anymore. I just enter, remove the three ticking clocks and put them in the garage until I’m ready to leave then I pull them back out and put them up again where she had them.
1
lycos94Apr 3, 2026
+1
people who cant ever shut up
1
Disastrous_Door_6714Apr 3, 2026
+1
That tickle in your throat that hits when you’re in church!
1
Female_titan_2Apr 3, 2026
+1
When ppl don’t turn of the “clacking” sound on their phone when texting
1
chadsmoApr 3, 2026
Eating
More specifically having to eat different dinner with my wife every night.
I’ve eaten exactly the same lunch every day ( besides vacation etc ) for many years. When she used to work nights I ate the same dinner five days a week for years. Now that she works days I need to be constantly coming up with different things for dinner because she can’t just eat the same thing every day like me.
0
itzbetterApr 3, 2026
+1
Make a list of things you like obviously YOU like the same thing - but maybe four or five different dinners and ask her what she wants for the week. Find a solution instead of being irritated at the way it is or you can just shop for the things she likes and continue to make yours.
1
chadsmoApr 3, 2026
+2
This isn’t a sticking point in my life or our relationship or anything like that. My life is amazing. It’s just a little annoying but like I said it’s mostly eating in general. Eating the same thing every day is just easy, it’s just calories to burn.
2
itzbetterApr 3, 2026
+2
I get it. I’m happy that all around you’re great. Seriously I get just wanting to vent some small irritations. Best to you!
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