A bizarrely high number of people will check multiple news sources just to make sure they aren't being 'pranked' by a fake push notification.
19909
gogozrxMar 27, 2026
+5326
Like, what if he dies on April 1st?
5326
tamal4444Mar 27, 2026
+5039
Jokes on him
Edit: thanks for the awards
5039
free2bk8Mar 27, 2026
+188
Bigly!
188
glycophosphateMar 27, 2026
+219
My late husband died at 11pm on March 31st. I had to begin *every single* phone call to our family & friends with "I swear this is not a prank." When I see him in heaven, the first thing I do is I'm going to punch him right in the face for that.
219
[deleted]Mar 27, 2026
+820
[removed]
820
Kanaduh666Mar 27, 2026
+15700
Twitter explodes into chaos instantly, and within five minutes there’s already a conspiracy thread with 40,000 likes and a guy selling merch.
15700
Difficult-Bet-2522Mar 27, 2026
+3419
Always with the merch
3419
coolchris366Mar 27, 2026
+945
I wish I could be that guy with the merch
945
SecondHandSexToysMar 27, 2026
+1083
You can be. Its easy to sell bullshit to idiots. Just make some AI slop with his face on a shirt with Jesus behind him and some lame inspirational quote.
1083
AfternoonFabulous108Mar 27, 2026
+987
I’m sure there are literal companies in china with warehouses full of merch ready to go when trump dies.
987
BenjaminHamnettMar 27, 2026
+198
Like with sports championships with the wrong winners, Probably already villages in Africa with:
“I take responsibility for nothing 1946 - 2025” shirts that were too early
198
allchattesaregreyMar 27, 2026
+26
That needs to go on a shirt. But then cross out the last date and update it.
26
godzillastailorMar 27, 2026
+245
Take that photo of him with his fist raised after that sniper missed him.
Slap it on top of an American flag, or a cross.
Put “Keep fighting” 45-47 under it.
Boom
Instant best selling shirt.
245
CarpetFibersMar 27, 2026
+602
Erika Kirk will already be on stage.
602
OldLondonMar 27, 2026
+557
I don’t get the conspiracy theory thing, he’s old and fat, f***** ain’t gonna live for ever
557
DeterminedThrowawayMar 27, 2026
+569
His doctor said he'd live until 200, so if he doesn't then obviously the deep state got him /s
569
Hokker3Mar 27, 2026
+322
Biden’s fault.
322
nom_of_your_businessMar 27, 2026
+162
Simultaneously a village idiot that cant stay awake and an evil genius.
162
DatTF2Mar 27, 2026
+233
We are talking about people that put his head on Rambo's body. They believe he's divine and would sniff his farts if they got the chance. They don't live in reality.
233
ZentaPollentaMar 27, 2026
+15804
A lot of politicians will mentally lobotomize themselves to believe that they were never MAGA
15804
ripChazmoMar 27, 2026
+3067
Olympic Gold Medal Mental Gymnastics, all day ever day.
3067
amishengineerMar 27, 2026
+1591
There will be no less than 1000 books from Trump admin insiders detailing how they tried to steer him to make better decisions / they were the sole competent voice in the room, etc etc.
There will likely be a lot of talk about how he was inside the WH that the general public hasn't heard before. Confirming rumors we've heard and also divulging new even worse things.
1591
pmmemilftiddiezMar 27, 2026
+440
I can see the titles now
*Days of Decision by Marco Rubio*
*In Hindsight by JD Vance*
*Spoke no Evil by Caroline Leavett*
*Girl Interrupting by Pam Bondi*
*Fighting for the Hell of It by Markwayne Mullin*
*Censored by Brendan Carr*
They'll all have the same tagline:
"How I spent the last x amount of days in the Trump White House and how we're going to win our country back"
440
hrminer92Mar 27, 2026
+69
All by the same ghost writer.
69
zoosha2curtaincallMar 27, 2026
+287
> There will likely be a lot of talk about how he was inside the WH that the general public hasn't heard before. Confirming rumors we've heard and also divulging new even worse things.
Pelosi's latest book has a lot on what he's like behind the scenes. Apparently it's even worse!
287
PaizzuMar 27, 2026
+929
History is not going to be kind to his "legacy" and if the various reports rating him near rock bottom of presidential rankings are any indication, it'll be less than five years before even his most staunch followers outright deny they were ever MAGA and all of their idiotic merchandise is cluttering landfills all over the country.
929
ThunderBobMajerleMar 27, 2026
+583
“I didn’t support him I just wanted positive change for our country”
583
BenjaminHamnettMar 27, 2026
+218
“I swear, I just hated minors”
218
GogurtFiendMar 27, 2026
+159
They don't *hate* minors. They hate *minorities*; *minors* are an entirely different story for them, judging by the sort of people they support
159
SJWTumblrinaMonsterMar 27, 2026
+57
Trump's problem with minors is that he likes them too much. It's *minorities* that he hates.
57
fooliamMar 27, 2026
+323
It will be a crazy dichotomy where some will try to make themselves out as never being MAGA, while others will try to be as MAGA as possible to try and fill the sudden vacuum
323
GreatForeSkinMar 27, 2026
+303
^ this. It will be disgusting to watch them all flip overnight. We need to hold them all accountable. Every one of these Republican fucks in Congress who did nothing about this treasonous a******.
303
starsky1984Mar 27, 2026
+3917
Whoever posts the thread first will become the most upvoted and awarded Listnook post of all time.
3917
Working-Glass6136Mar 27, 2026
+1092
I wonder what that person is doing right this minute... they're out there somewhere... on listnook...
1092
Ambitious_End5038Mar 27, 2026
+472
It will 100% be a bot.
472
ClubMeSoftlyMar 27, 2026
+63
Bot or a supermod from like /r/news or something
63
James_Chandra_HubbleMar 27, 2026
+65
Yeah a mod will remove the other posts as "spam" and sticky a mega thread and reap all the sweet sweet karma themselves. On every sublistnook. The front page will be all megathreads
65
avarierMar 27, 2026
+26011
600 new posts will appear on listnook with everybody fighting for that karma
26011
shawntw77Mar 27, 2026
+11302
Did your 0 key stop working part of the way through?
11302
Kaymish_Mar 27, 2026
+1843
It will be closer to 6.0x10^600
1843
milonelionMar 27, 2026
+742
6.02 x 10^23 and everyone will have avocados for lunch at 3:14 pm
Edit* avocado spelt wrong,
742
MartyMcMcFlyMar 27, 2026
+450
The great Karma war of April 2026
450
CommitteeOfOneMar 27, 2026
+265
From your keyboard to the universe's ears.
265
masreniartMar 27, 2026
+4451
I suppose I’ll say what our president has said of others.
“Good. I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.”
4451
Candid-Stay-2397Mar 27, 2026
+761
This should be on the headstone.
761
RunskBattyMar 27, 2026
+378
I'm assuming lots of urine will be on his headstone.
378
MyChickenSucksMar 27, 2026
+128
Bury his fat ass at sea like Osama. Because hell yeah I'm pissing on his grave if I can.
128
scarves_and_miraclesMar 27, 2026
+64
There will be a lot of people saying things like that, and when the Republicans start boo-hooing about it, people will be throwing all those tasteless Trump quotes in their hypocritical faces.
64
DigitalDawnMar 27, 2026
+4060
Melania will go on a celebration tour in glittery pantsuits. That’s what they do, right?
4060
JCDUMar 27, 2026
+846
This deserves more votes - Melania will be breathing a bigger sigh of relief than the rest of the world combined, I'm convinced she was banking on him popping his clogs 20 years ago and being able to f*** off somewhere quiet with all the money and whichever was the hottest pool boy at Mar-a-Lago.
846
ChuckoRuckusMar 27, 2026
+131
There’s definitely a prenup. Likely still enough to live comfy without lifting a finger.
131
GreatTea3415Mar 27, 2026
+159
If she’s anything like Erika Kirkkk, it’ll be the first time we see Melania with her eyes all the way open.
159
ListenLady58Mar 27, 2026
+223
She’ll probably be doing cartwheels 😂
223
Born-Network-7582Mar 27, 2026
+146
Wearing an "I don't care" jacket.
146
ChuckoRuckusMar 27, 2026
+23
I don’t think she’ll be acting like Mrs Kirk. She seems like she doesn’t want the spotlight like that. Just wants to disappear as a wealthy widow.
23
esoteric_enigmaMar 27, 2026
+18
I don't think so. I think she'll be happy to not be expected to do press stuff anymore. She doesn't like doing it for him now.
18
RaccoonChaosMar 27, 2026
+6570
You've ever seen Wizard of Oz?
6570
slimj091Mar 27, 2026
+1820
The problem is that there are a number of wicked witches to take Trump's place once a house from Kansas falls on him.
1820
Beowulf33232Mar 27, 2026
+1117
Remember the end of Return of the Jedi? Where all the cities on all the planets are shown celebrating?
Acording to the novels, all of those celebrations were immediately carpet bombed by the local government.
Didn't stop them from being happy in their last moments.
1117
toxicmegacolon1012Mar 27, 2026
+308
Hopefully we don’t get “somehow, Trump returned”
308
IndefinitelySmallAxeMar 27, 2026
+379
Return of the Pedi
379
JDoosMar 27, 2026
+317
>Remember the end of Return of the Jedi? Where all the cities on all the planets are shown celebrating?
No. I only remember a party in the Ewok village.
317
LambonaHamMar 27, 2026
+230
Where they 100% cooked and ate ~~ICE~~ Stormtroopers?
230
JDoosMar 27, 2026
+253
{SIGHS} Don't eat the fascists. That's how you get easily communicable diseases. Instead you should compost them and use them to grow a nice, non edible garden. Preferably one that's good at sequestering carbon!
253
bricoXLMar 27, 2026
+124
You hear that a lot... 'be careful for what you wish for' because the replacement could be worse....
I think in this case, and for Putin, it cannot be true... in fact are there any or many examples of meglomaniacs disappearing only to replaced by worse ?
124
tadayouMar 27, 2026
+311
At no time in history rested tyranny only ever on one single person. There's always a system behind these people.
It's a lot easier in the aftermath to pretend that the Nazi era only happened because of Hitler. But in truth it happened because millions let it happen. And because thousand were very actively involved in building up that system.
Trump is a symptom of fascism in the US, not the be all and end all of it.
I'll still be very cheerful when it happens. No one mourns the Wicked, indeed.
311
youareasnortMar 27, 2026
+103
Agreed that T is a symptom that is propped up by thousands who have millions convinced of doing their bidding because they all feel as though they are on the “same side.” However, there are two things here: one, the last time this happened in the US (as directly cited in Project 2025’s forward in the Mandate for Leadership) was when Reagan was elected; and two, (also cited directly in P2025’s MFL) these are actions taken by the minority and foisted upon the majority so swiftly and brazenly that the justice system would not be able to keep up with the madness.
There is a charismatic trait that others behind T do not possess - cult leaders are not a dime-a-dozen. It takes something unique to coerce people to kill in your name or join a mass suicide pact. T is the trifecta of zero morals, no shame, and malignant narcissism that people will study for centuries to come.
Couple that with a shadow force that lies, cheats, and forces their whims on others, in spite of them knowing their views are not wanted by the majority of humans, and you have a black swan event that will not easily be repeated again for at least a half a century.
Yes, T (and Reagan before him) has an unflagging following, but there’s nobody behind him right now who would be able to pull this off. Once he’s gone, the only hope they have is cheating.
103
TLEToyuMar 27, 2026
+144
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!!!
I know it ain't the Wizard of Oz but I feel the song fits better
144
ThnkWthPrtlsMar 27, 2026
+40
Have to be careful using Wicked in the analogy though, since a big point of the musical is the Elphaba wasn't actually bad all along, which is something that certainly does not apply in this comparison
40
manicMechanic1Mar 27, 2026
+62
Or the end of Return of the Jedi
62
Poultrygeist74Mar 27, 2026
+57
Yub nub
57
Pewpew-OuttaMyWaayMar 27, 2026
+54
🎶ding dong the wicked witch is dead 🎶
54
sj68zMar 27, 2026
+60
🎵 You're out of the woods, you're out of the dark, you're out of the night 🎶
60
HavingNotAttainedMar 27, 2026
+5067
All the Whos in Whoville will cheer!
They will make such a ruckus!
“That big orange pedo
Can no longer fuckus!”
5067
GreatTea3415Mar 27, 2026
+1083
All the Whos down in Whoville hated Epstein a lot, but the Trump, who lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Trump loved Epstein, the whole Epstein Island. Please don’t ask why, it’s quite sexually violent.
1083
No_big_whoopMar 27, 2026
+667
"Show the files!" cried Who's, from the streets to the feeds, "We just want answers! Transparency please!"
But up in his tower, with a confident grin, sat a figure who thrived on the art of the spin.
667
ButternutSasquatchMar 27, 2026
+622
The Trump loved the right! He let them commit treason!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his hair plugs weren't screwed in just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his tennis shorts were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his d*** was two sizes too small.
622
My_18th_AccountMar 27, 2026
+61
I wish I was as clever with the English language as the people up in this chain lmfao.
61
bendersonMar 27, 2026
+152
Alas, each Who soon gave a pucker as they watched the swearing in of the Couchfucker.
152
CaptainFartHoleMar 27, 2026
+3049
It will be the hardest day of my 7 years of sobriety because my first instinct week be to get trashed and go celebrate.
Instead I'll eat cake and blow off fireworks.
And then after about an hour I'll feel depressed again because JD Vance is a f****** clown.
3049
lavapig_loveMar 27, 2026
+1230
Do not toss your sobriety away for those fuckers. I'll eat cake with you in solidarity. :)
1230
cowboyjosh2010Mar 27, 2026
+203
Yeah straight up that's something you can't let somebody take from you, especially not in this context.
203
mongojobMar 27, 2026
+20
Hell yeah I'll eat two cakes. To support you of course....
20
daysbecomeweeksMar 27, 2026
+77
Also sober, and this is what I did to celebrate when he was out of office the first time. Took a walk to the store and picked out a pretty cake, then walked home to eat it with a fork like a barbarian. I remember it felt like my whole neighborhood was outside banging pots and pans and yelling on my way back and it was such a great feeling that day.
77
framleisMar 27, 2026
+13725
I think it depends on how he dies. If he dies a natural death, I think the MAGA-movement will lose a lot of momentum, as I don’t think the couch f****** guy have enough blind support to take over as cult leader. If he’s killed, he’ll become a martyr and we’ll never see the end of it. So I don’t think they’ll let him die naturally. That is my conspiracy hill, and I’ll die on that hill
13725
DatTF2Mar 27, 2026
+6794
Even if Trump died naturally there will be people blaming the Democrats.
6794
LetmeSeeyourSquanchMar 27, 2026
+4392
"Democrats killed Trump"
-Fox News
This would 100% be a real headline.
4392
Botched_RaptureMar 27, 2026
+1567
"Chronic stress from dealing with Democratic criticism is the likely culprit in Trump's heart failure"
Fox is shameless and will likely spin it this way
1567
Ambitious_County5493Mar 27, 2026
+330
RADICAL democrat criticism
330
littlemetalpixieMar 27, 2026
+1429
"Trump murdered in the oval office, just moments after his death"
1429
vivlingMar 27, 2026
+729
Democrats post birth aborted Trump!
729
JcklvyMar 27, 2026
+331
Thanks Obama
331
Karamist623Mar 27, 2026
+122
And Biden
122
fackcursMar 27, 2026
+156
Hunter Biden did it. He aborted Trump with cocaine from his laptop.
156
Careless-Caramel-997Mar 27, 2026
+96
“He was killed by a virus from Hillary’s emails” - One America News
96
Old_Country9807Mar 27, 2026
+159
“Trump aborted 78 years after birth.”
159
koopz_ayMar 27, 2026
+180
Trumps staff are already planning for this...
Which bothers him.
He's a monkey - he needs to keep dancing, though recently realises that he really wants to retire and forget about all of this.
The machine keeps him dancing and he is getting bored of it.
Don't get we wrong here. He's not tired of it.
He is bored of it.
180
MovedonnerlikeabitchMar 27, 2026
+260
He loves the attention hates the work
260
LangGochanMar 27, 2026
+58
“Work”
58
HorsePersonal7073Mar 27, 2026
+362
He could be killed by a person wearing a maga hat, swastikas, registered to vote as a republican, have republican signage in their yard and Fox would still claim the person was a democrat.
362
MyWifeIsAsleepMar 27, 2026
+181
Or trans.
181
Usual_Kaleidoscope94Mar 27, 2026
+86
Or an iranian trans democrat
86
Economy_Swim_8585Mar 27, 2026
+86
“Biden and Obama” killed Trump you mean 🤣🤣🤣
86
MartinisnMurderMar 27, 2026
+44
Yes! “Obama killed Trump, because he is an illegal alien and if the democrats didn’t shut down the government and interfere with brave ICE agents from doing their job this could have all been avoided! The Vatican has been contacted to discuss Trump’s martyrdom guaranteeing him being canonized for sainthood. Still no response.”
44
coolchris366Mar 27, 2026
+138
There would definitely be speculating it was an assassination
138
Maij-haMar 27, 2026
+66
Somebody poisoned that cheeseburger! And the Coke had acid in it!
66
skojohMar 27, 2026
+1308
His supporters thought there was a child trafficking ring in the basement of a basementless pizza place, and that Obama was an illegal alien despite having the paperwork. When Trump dies they’ll have their conspiracies even if he has a heart attack on stage.
1308
nothoughtsnosleepMar 27, 2026
+200
They wanted a child trafficking ring so bad but when they finally got one they just straight up ignored it cause it was on "the wrong side" 😔
200
LordBiscuitsMar 27, 2026
+42
They knew what they were doing, so they just naturally assumed the other lot were just as depraved...
Pure projection!
42
BeejOnABiscuitMar 27, 2026
+354
I have this strong urge to print your comment out with the time and date and post it up somewhere to refer back to and be like “they were right, I knew they were right, f***** died naturally and they’re calling it an antifa assassination”
354
Vivid-Weird-5888Mar 27, 2026
+3919
Literally celebrations in the streets .. not kidding..
3919
Touchstone033Mar 27, 2026
+1394
Here in Minneapolis, when the 2020 results were announced, people were on the roadside shouting and celebrating, cars were honking. I'd imagine it'd be like that, only more now.
1394
EargoeMar 27, 2026
+988
Especially in Minneapolis. F***** has spent 6 years trying to paint our city as a hellhole for the sole crime of caring for our neighbors.
988
mesl1987Mar 27, 2026
+207
As someone who lives in Minneapolis, I will be drinking and yelling and frolicking through the streets.
207
aoeudhtnsMar 27, 2026
+77
As someone who lives, I will be drinking and yelling and frolicking through the streets.
77
StreamsOfMyCreamMar 27, 2026
+161
Goddammit it, Minneapolis! How dare you people be decent!
161
Usrname52Mar 27, 2026
+69
I knew Biden was called the w***** because I was sitting in Central Park and suddenly hear a bunch of honking, yelling, pots and pans banging, etc. Before I even saw anything on my phone (that I had been checking obsessively for results).
Unfortunately, when Trump dies, I think it'll be the immediate urge to celebrate, and then a wave of terror as no one has any clue what's going to happen.
69
wi_voterMar 27, 2026
+135
That's why I never understood how people could vote the guy back in because of egg prices. We live in such a dumb country
135
Emotional-Store-1667Mar 27, 2026
+63
And the egg prices weren't even Biden's fault! There was a bird flu epidemic and SOP is to cull entire flocks when bird flu is found in them because it's so damn contagious! Of course egg prices would be higher when there's far less chickens available than usual to lay them!
But people are idiots and no matter how many times I told them this they never believed that it wasn't Biden's fault 😡
63
airconditionersoundMar 27, 2026
+19
Yeah. Where I live, people will immediately start celebrating. I'll know. I'll hear cars honking, people cheering, music blasting, everything. Every day, I wake up hoping for it
19
deadwalker318Mar 27, 2026
+173
There'll be swingin' and swayin', and music playin', dancing in the streets
173
MaxMouseOCXMar 27, 2026
+104
In more places than just America, which... Is quite the achievement.
104
Old_n_TangyMar 27, 2026
+30
I've already got champagne and fireworks.
30
jrf_1973Mar 27, 2026
+28
The celebrations will be bigger than when Bin Laden was killed, and that's saying something.
28
faceofboe91Mar 27, 2026
+747
It’ll be like Charlie Kirk’s death times ten. The right will lose its mind trying to punish the entire world for celebrating their cult leader’s demise
747
Economy_Fan_8808Mar 27, 2026
+180
More like a million. Charlie Kirk was relatively unknown worldwide, Trump hardly is.
180
jtgykMar 27, 2026
+90
I'm happy to be truthfully overjoyed right in front of their "f*** your feelings" ugly faces.
90
Aggravating-Day-2864Mar 27, 2026
+6611
There will be a big sigh of relief across the world and the deafening sound of paper shredders in the Whitehouse....
6611
cone10Mar 27, 2026
+1884
and the voice of JD Vance announcing himself to be the new heir to Project 2025. Frankly I'm more worried about him.
EDIT: A lot of comments have said that he's got the charisma of a wet mop, so there's no chance. I agree. But he is in line to become president automatically, and in that interim time before the next presidential elections, the fellow can do all the damage. Republicans in Congress will hold their nose and support him, because the alternative is to cede ground to the opposition That's the time he'll be dangerous.
1884
KeffpieMar 27, 2026
+549
He doesn't have the fealty of the rest of the Republicans though. Half of those people only fell in line because Donald could say whatever and get away with it, and they were afraid he'd attack them; no one else has that superpower.
549
samgala80Mar 27, 2026
+232
However he has the power of the rich crazy people behind him propping him up. THOSE people terrify me.
232
KeffpieMar 27, 2026
+52
Yeah, same. They are quite literally advocating the dystopian corpocratic societies of Cyberpunk.
Great book out now called 'Nerd Reich' which goes through all the dirty laundry of Thiel, Vance and their fascination with Curtis Yarvin's "Dark Enlightenment".
52
tavysnugMar 27, 2026
+628
He is a terrifying prospect.
Just as evil, but much more intelligent and eloquent.
628
AlarminglyExcitedMar 27, 2026
+943
JD doesn't have the pull with MAGA voters that Trump does. MAGA is going to die with Trump, though JD will likely have 2 years in office to f*** us all over anyhow.
943
TheMightyHucksMar 27, 2026
+485
I can honestly see maga jumping on the Vance wagon despite all that.
They need to be ruled, they can't help themselves.
485
HelpMeOverHereMar 27, 2026
+264
The problem with that is Trump refuses to name a “successor”.
There will always be factional fights when a leader dies leaving a power vaccum. There will be a lot of Republicunts that won’t accept the idea of JD being their new figurehead.
264
BubbhaJebusMar 27, 2026
+57
But he has no charisma. He's not really liked by anyone. There's no way he'd hold sway over the MAGA cultists the way the Golden Cad they worship does.
57
KJShenMar 27, 2026
+189
Sure, but we have witnessed the fact that intelligence and eloquence is nearly meaningless when it comes to Trump and the voters they need to attract so I don't know how much of that matters.
189
shitty_mcfucklestickMar 27, 2026
+54
And fully owned by truly cunning,
evil, and authoritarian minds like Russel Vought, Thiel, etc. Them all together without the chaos agent Trump ruining their plans half the time is a scarier prospect for me as well.
54
meeseekstodie137Mar 27, 2026
+90
sure, but he has the charisma of a moldy dishcloth and is literally an abusive sitcom dad, MAGA will fracture immediately upon the announcement and I don't think people will be so quick to follow him as they were with trump, I'm cautiously optimistic that the amount of damage he'll be able to do will be limited compared to trump due to his shit personality
90
ktr83Mar 27, 2026
+187
Australian here. Honestly I wouldn't be relieved, I would be genuinely afraid of what happens next. His supporters already tried to overthrow the government once already, if he died unexpectedly do you really think they'd all just quietly accept it and move on?
187
spider_spellerMar 27, 2026
+604
Remember the worldwide celebrations when he lost in 2020? Like that but much bigger.
604
Baldricks_TurnipMar 27, 2026
+191
Much, much bigger. Last time he was mostly an embarrassment. This time, he's really fucked the world over.
191
wiseswanMar 27, 2026
+255
Day of? You know how when one city (team) wins the Super Bowl, locals take the streets celebrating? It’ll be like every cities team won the Super Bowl.
255
yesterdaysweatherMar 27, 2026
+61
Philly will be incredible
61
Random-Generation86Mar 27, 2026
+21
Philly is burned to the ground in celebration, as is tradition
21
wellJustWhyMar 27, 2026
+236
What was it he said about Robert Mueller?
236
ShadowMadnessMar 27, 2026
+47
My thoughts exactly
47
Upbeat_Ad_7716Mar 27, 2026
+2021
I'll go out onto my terrace, drink a shot of ouzo, and light a roman candle.
I'm not even American.
2021
MonkfichMar 27, 2026
+564
I think many *many* non-Americans living in non-American lands will be celebrating conspicuously when Trump dies.
Europe has Victory in Europe day. History will tell us if Trump’s death will ultimately be VA day … or be turned into some sort of martyr day for the far-right to rally around. Probably both.
564
Fair-Constant-3397Mar 27, 2026
+204
I hope the globe erupts in a celebration and the only remembrance of that shit stains name is how he ruined everything he touched and how everyone celebrated his death.
204
atowncalledphallusMar 27, 2026
+81
I can’t wait for the atmosphere in the pubs in London, this should be a party to remember.
81
blehhhbloooMar 27, 2026
+40
I’ve had the thought that it’s very likely I’ll be alerted through fireworks rather than a digital notice, my neighborhood lights them off for everything
40
PNWMTTXSCMar 27, 2026
+1479
The celebrations will be visible from outer space.
1479
daurgo2001Mar 27, 2026
+443
Bar owner here. Drinks on the house all night!
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jrf_1973Mar 27, 2026
+226
Have a donations jar, so you can still have drinks on the house, but people who have the cash can put it into a donations jar. Just a suggestion.
226
Catac0Mar 27, 2026
+78
Kinda love all this elaborate planning we got going on
78
csukoh78Mar 27, 2026
+30
Not a bar owner. Drinks on me wherever I'm sitting!
30
stumanukeMar 27, 2026
+372
I can't wait for the conspiracy theories.
372
Celistar99Mar 27, 2026
+78
"He's not really dead, he's just in hiding from the evil libs so they don't try to kill him again. He uses a medbed so he's going to live forever. He's just waiting for the right time to come back." Followed by the same thing they did after Biden won, adding numbers together plus Trump's birthday and coming up with a date that he'll return. Then moving the goalpost when it doesn't happen.
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pinniped90Mar 27, 2026
+195
HILLARY DID IT. It's in the emails.
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NobleCelticMar 27, 2026
+22
Buttery males
22
TheoremaEgregiumMar 27, 2026
+491
The battle to stop people from celebrating and punish insufficient expressions of grief will reach near civil war levels. Thousands of listnook users will be banned that day. People will be arrested and purged. It'll be Charlie Kirk a hundred times larger.
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tetleeMar 27, 2026
+175
After trump celebrated muller's death that'll be hard to justify. Obviously they'll still clutch pearls and try though.
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NwcrayMar 27, 2026
+166
No - it’ll be hard to \*rationally\* justify.
Hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug for these guys. They will say “it’s totally different”. Or they may not even pretend that it’s different. They’ll just lash out anyway.
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TransBrandiMar 27, 2026
+18
That will be "fake news." People were fired for *quoting Charlie Kirk* in the wake of his death. Not even expressing an opinion one way or another, but *quoting* him just because the quote was less than flattering and didn't jive with the idea that Charlie Kirk was some sort of saint.
18
Queef-ElizabethMar 27, 2026
+48
Listnook has gone scorched earth on posts and comments this last year. So many posts and comments are removed by moderators. It's honestly disgusting what this platform has become.
48
TaanistatMar 27, 2026
+865
I fully expect a great number of my fellow Americans celebrating in the streets. There will be others mourning in a performative fashion for Fox News cameras "woe is us, the great leader has gone". Several monuments will be proposed seconds after the announcement.
And then Vance will be sworn in and nothing will change except we get far fewer unhinged Truth Social rants. Our half-assed wars will continue. The attack on our entire system will continue. They will continue to manipulate the functionality of or outright cancel elections. The war from within upon the American people may even intensify. Rubio will get his war with Cuba. Miller may, God forbid, get a promotion. Our collective nightmare will continue.
The Twilight Zone effect will intensify. What world did we wake up in today? We're attacking who? Why? What do you mean there are interstate checkpoints? What... the midterms are actually cancelled...for real?
And on it will go...right on schedule.
865
QukumbaMar 27, 2026
+316
“Right on schedule” is such a crucial point here. As much as I absolutely loathe Donald, he is the symptom - not the disease.
The dismantling of our democratic systems and the disempowerment of the working class started before him and it will continue after he’s gone. There are people around him and above him that are highly intelligent and far more dangerous to the American people. Anyone who thinks that they will be surprised when this guy dies is kidding themselves quite frankly.
If we can all tell that he looks like shit and he’s old as hell then you better believe these figures can as well. They’ve been planning what to do when he passes for a long time now.
All that being said, I will still be celebrating one less evil b****** in the world.
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TaanistatMar 27, 2026
+97
>There are people around him and above him that are highly intelligent and far more dangerous to the American people.
That's the thing. He's a just one head of the Hydra. Another will take his place. Meanwhile, behind the scenes the real power is at work. There is always a "man behind the curtain"...or several as is generally the case and they're untouchable.
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can-i-be-realMar 27, 2026
+80
This is why the endless “Donald Trump said something stupid” jokes aren’t funny anymore. This shit isn’t happening because he’s dumb. Like, sure, he’s dumb, but he’s also smart in some ways and he is being used to chaotically attack the U.S. Like a wrecking ball, he has done so much damage in the last 10 years that a straightforward attack could have never done.
Someone has been swinging that wrecking ball. Like you said, once he’s gone, they won’t stop.
(That said, he is still a horrible person and we’re all going to party like it’s 1999, at least for a little bit.)
80
UknewmelastMar 27, 2026
+178
Ding dong the Witch is dead
178
TamLuxMar 27, 2026
+68
Fun fact, this song hit the top ten of the UK charts when Thatcher died.
68
sweatyinhellMar 27, 2026
+127
I don't care for him dead. I want him to live without power and be mocked and ridiculed until the day he dies.
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HerrFerretMar 27, 2026
+54
Without money would be much worse.
He loses power, and the new administration (which ran on investigating him) does a full investigation.
He will get sued into his grave....
54
N0-NorthMar 27, 2026
+223
I better not be working that day because I don't think being technically "on shift" will prevent me from celebratory heavy drinking.
223
Specialist-Fudge8648Mar 27, 2026
+46
Same. I better be off that day. Because I'm not going to have a f****** filter. And if my co-workers try to say anything in mourning, we're going to have problems
46
MtfdurianMar 27, 2026
+182
I'm not American but I'd open the bar, turn on the music, clean the taps and make it fun
182
MechanicalBlueMar 27, 2026
+147
A measurable spike in atmospheric CO2 from the worldwide sigh of relief
147
MrCanoeMar 27, 2026
+43
Many people will quote his tweet from last week
43
EveningNo5190Mar 27, 2026
+147
I hope Americans flood into the streets and set up speakers and music plays and children laugh and we eat cake!
147
SpanglishGirlNxtDoorMar 27, 2026
+312
I will drink an entire bottle of champagne. I don’t even like champagne but it’s a celebratory drink so f*** it
312
armrhaMar 27, 2026
+187
Portland is going to be f****** wild man.
187
siestarrificMar 27, 2026
+84
Portland, Minneapolis, NYC, etc.
84
Then-Wealth-1481Mar 27, 2026
+91
Party
91
notlikethemermaid90Mar 27, 2026
+61
That parade he wanted is finally going to happen
61
PipPip-OiOiMar 27, 2026
+162
A giant explosion will be heard, but it’s just collective sound of billions of champagne bottles
162
jugstopperMar 27, 2026
+133
A pilgrimage to piss on his grave.
133
Pewpew-OuttaMyWaayMar 27, 2026
+25
I hope it’s a heart attack .. in prison
25
michimobyMar 27, 2026
+29
Hopefuly it’s like that scene in LOTR when the ring is destroyed
29
lewgerMar 27, 2026
+88
Most of us will celebrate. MAGA will be terribly upset about how cruel the left is celebrating such a great man's death. We'll laugh in their faces.
88
MaryLMarxMar 27, 2026
+47
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low.
Then it started to grow.
But this.... this sound wasn't sad!
Why...... this sound sounded glad!
47
UnspecifiedFaeMar 27, 2026
+87
JD Vance will become president
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SmugRoosterMar 27, 2026
+56
I am more wondering what would happen if Trump gets a stroke.
His cult can’t impeach him so the US would probably be run by an orange vegetable, drooling in a wheelchair in some corner.
He’d do a better job than today though
56
and_so_forthMar 27, 2026
+48
We've already seen what happens when Trump has a stroke. He's hidden from view for a while then wheeled out with the public being challenged not to comment on the fact he's looking and acting drastically different. Seriously, look at him at the end of 2024 versus 2025. He's f****** broken.
48
boRp_abcMar 27, 2026
+130
People will celebrate, and other people will shoot them for it. I wish I was more optimistic.
130
solusoluMar 27, 2026
+66
I predict a lot of people will post his own words "good, I'm glad he's dead..."
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nikkibicMar 27, 2026
+55
" he can no longer hurt innocent people"
55
troublednote102Mar 27, 2026
+36
I'm not sure what will happen immediately, but I am certain about 9 months after his death there will be a lot of newborns.
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