During the weekend, Noah's wife broke her wrist after slipping on wet grass, while Noah and his children contracted Hand, Foot and Mouth disease.
>*How was your Campfire?* Bezos asked me an hour later, and because I am an honest person, and because I have been a host myself, I decided he would want to know that there had been a problem, but that his team had reacted quickly and been extremely helpful. To be clear, I was in no way blaming him, nor was I shaking down the richest man on Earth. Instead, I was simply offering Bezos, also a husband and father, a brief human connection.
>But when I told him what had happened, Bezos looked horrified. He did not say “I’m so sorry.” He did not say “Do you need anything?” Instead, he made a face, and in an instant, an aide came and whisked him away. When presented with the opportunity for empathy, even performative empathy, he chose escape.
What a tool.
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wegotthisonekidmongo3 days ago
+648
It really is funny the attitudes of those with powerful wealth. It's as if they're not human at all. I'm not saying all people are like this but the majority of them have stepped on human beings so much to get to the top they're probably just a lifeless shell.
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LA_Muckraker3 days ago
+552
They aren't human anymore. William Gibson's (father of Cyberpunk genre) covers this in *Count Zero*, the second book in his Dark Sprawl trilogy.
They no longer participate in a human experience and lose all humanity accordingly. Power corrupts and they have accelerated to such a high level. So I wholeheartedly agree - they *are* lifeless shells.
History will remember them as the mass murderers in acceleration of climate collapse and consumption they are. They are actively enriching themselves off our demise.
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Conscious-Mulberry173 days ago
+149
“And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
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firedmyass3 days ago
+9
*Insert Herzog chicken-quote here*
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NoFuel11973 days ago
+7
I’m inserting Werner Herzog regardless of what he says.
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LegoBeetlejuice3 days ago
+7
_"Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world."_
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_Zealand_1 day ago
+1
“By the way, chickens are very easy to hypnotize”
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firedmyass2 days ago
+1
*kin*ky…
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stellae-fons3 days ago
+131
They're miserable husks. They don't even actually enjoy their wealth. They're constantly chasing bigger better highs, but none of it works anymore. Irrationally, they're terrified and paranoid of losing this half-life.
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Saephon3 days ago
+58
Some nights I lie awake and have panic attacks about dying.
Some days I'm very grateful that we have not discovered a cure for mortality. Knowing everyone dies is something of a comfort, when things get really dark.
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klebanonnn3 days ago
+50
Death is the only certainty in life. They used to say it was taxes too, but these fucks don’t pay taxes. So now it’s just death.
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spiegro3 days ago
+13
Father Time is undefeated
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Deezul_AwT3 days ago
+13
You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
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zernoc563 days ago
+17
When the game is finished, the pawn and the king go in the same box.
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fluffypuffz0rz3 days ago
+5
Sick Bill and Ted reference, I love that scene LOL.
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BessieBlanco3 days ago
+10
Well. This is some really disturbing stuff. Human being aren’t human. Billionaires—whose literal existence is hoarding and exploiting—-I’ll allow it. I mean, they have been arguing for years that the parasite class should go (to hell), I mean, maybe they are right and just got the wrong parasite.
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emcee703 days ago
+5
This is how the squid games started
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BorntoBomb3 days ago
+51
Wealth abstracts you from the bulk of humanity this is mechanically reality.
How you deal with it is up to you. But most fail
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godzillabobber3 days ago
+41
I think of the success of Steve Wozniac. That life is one of power. Real power. He rejected his billions before they trapped him in the emptiness that Musk and Bezos live in. Theirs is a very deep poverty.
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Comfortable-Face45933 days ago
+19
Good takes. Reminds of the late great Terry Pratchett’s description of people going mad because they no longer subjected themselves to the day to day browning motion that is human society
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mlgbt19853 days ago
+3
We’re toast?
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billbotbillbot3 days ago
+6
I don’t know if he was trying to be funny, or misremembered, and I don’t know if you know about it or are being funny, but for any confused onlookers, at least, he’s talking about:
[Brownian motion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_motion)
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teetotallyRadish3 days ago
+2
I do believe you mean the wiener process, do you not?
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ExtentScared6913 days ago
+2
Got it. Thanks for the clarification
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Comfortable-Face45933 days ago
+2
Sorry I meant Brownian motion bloody auto correct
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billbotbillbot3 days ago
+1
I think of it as “auto incorrect”
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LegoBeetlejuice3 days ago
+1
thanks regardless, 'cause this gave me new perspective on why i love walking through crowds
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Cool-Pomegranate81103 days ago
+3
Beautifully written
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ZGM3593 days ago
+43
I have some great news for you. History won’t remember them at all. Sure in the year 2126 you could dive deep into some Wikipedia articles on the start of the 21 century and find their names. But they will not be a part of daily discourse any more than the founders of IBM or McDonalds are today.
They will be forgotten along all the petty tyrants of history. I think this hurts them most.
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philllihp3 days ago
+8
You just made me realize that I will forget Elon musk but Donald trump will not be easily forgotten.
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PapaMcMooseTits3 days ago
+31
No... The name 'Donald Trump' will litter future history books the same way the name 'Adolph Hitler' or 'King Leopold II' littered ours. His story isn't over yet... And that's the problem. He might be mentioned along with rulers like Nero or Commodus or ... He'll be the man who ended the world as we know it. I truly hope it's the former.
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BrodyGlazer3 days ago
+3
Appreciate the Count Zero callback
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choatec3 days ago
+2
Idk I don’t think anyone remembers Rockefeller or Carnegie as mass murderers. Might be a little hyperbolic.
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addsomezest3 days ago
+10
The Rockefeller and Carnegie families invested in community and legacy. They could have been monsters but now they’re known for Carnegie Hall and the Rockefeller Center. Unless we start seeing the Musk Science Center or Bezos library, they too will be lost to obscurity.
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choatec3 days ago
+1
I agree with your “lost to obscurity” comment 100% . My response to the commenter above me was that “they will be viewed as mass murders” was dramatic. Idt anyone in the history books is going to associate bezos or musk to the likes of Stalin, hitler, pol plot, etc.
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LA_Muckraker3 days ago
+1
I'm not being dramatic. The acceleration of climate collapse and the disparity of wealth since COVID has exploded. They are mass murderers because they are actively hard accerlating on an unprecedented impact to our ecosystems for their own wealth.
When a wet bulb event happens and thousands die in India, the shift in mindset will come when humans suffer the realities of what these billionaire have built for their own wealth.
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choatec3 days ago
-1
I’m not saying the man’s a saint by any means but you should at least do *some* research. He’s literally donated billions towards fighting climate change. You can be mad about wage inequality and climate change but it’s as much of our elected official’s fault and our society in general than just one billionaire. Idt when we talk about climate change in our history books Jeff Bezos will be highlighted at all.
https://www.bezosearthfund.org/our-programs
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Low_Intention_13273 days ago
+69
I think thats how they become rich in a sense. They have no empathy, are socially awkward, and narcissistic/narcissists. They feel zero sympathy when they step on others to move up.
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BorntoBomb3 days ago
+50
I highly suspect Bezos was like that before he was wealthy. But money didnt help
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future_sommelier3 days ago
+68
Jeff Bezos parents had $245,573 laying around to invest in their son’s hobby. He was always wealthy. There was no before.
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Aggressive-Bat88213 days ago
+22
Which was worth about $534,000 in today’s money
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Pink_Flying_Pig_3 days ago
+3
It feels to me too.
You don't get there if you're a nice person.
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UnionsUnionsUnions3 days ago
+2
He was always wealthy. Not to this level but his parents bankrolled Amazon as a startup.
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AcrobaticAssistant763 days ago
+14
I wonder if his first thought was “apology is admission of fault in a law suit”
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Wildheit881 day ago
+1
I doubt that. Having your private security team whisk an injured guest away in an SUV to the back entrance of an ER where you pay to have the guest receive instant medical treatment is WAY more of an admission of fault for the guest’s injury than saying “oh I’m sorry sorry that happened to her, how’s she doing, is there anything I can do to help?” And clearly any costs from such a lawsuit wouldn’t even register on his radar.
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FastStill79623 days ago
+10
They get training not to make faces because it can affect the stock market
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Seagoon_Memoirs3 days ago
+5
is that true?
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FastStill79621 day ago
+2
100% known fact , the tiniest facial expression would cost millions , remember they’re always on camera and people are trying to decipher their language. P**** face is real
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Seagoon_Memoirs1 day ago
+1
This does not surprise me.
and that p**** face protects the assets of even the smallest investor
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ForgettingFish3 days ago
+7
They aren’t. You can’t be a human with empathy and force people to work in the conditions Amazon does.
None of those in that status can feel anything beyond themselves. If we are real, They are kinda a blight on the world
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TreasureIsland73 days ago
+3
How long can you remain human if you remove and segregate yourself from humanity.
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ClearChampionship5913 days ago
+4
Not funny, they are literally people who should be treated clinically in mental asylums.
Imaging amassing so much wealth, that you literally can't sleep at night thinking all of the scenarios it can be taken away.
They are the real-life medieval fairytale dragons, maddened with fear and paranoia.
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Angry_Spartan3 days ago
+1
You don’t get that wealthy without f****** people over to get there. Plain and simple
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meedu23 days ago
+167
Here is my favorite Bezos-is-a-broken-horrible-human ditty to share. I’m going to keep telling it until someone does a story about it. I can’t believe no one has yet, tbh. Around the same time Makenzie started getting good press for her philanthropic donations, Jeff decided to open a chain of tuition-free, Montessori preschools. The mission of Bezos Academy was to bring quality pre k education to underserved communities. It sounded like an exciting, possibly groundbreaking concept. However a peek behind the curtains tells a different story. From the start the folks at headquarters were making insane amounts of money and were led by a former Amazon exec/Bezos buddy with zero background in education. Applying Amazon Day 1 approach to ECE is nuts. One thing they did right was hire experienced Montessori educators to design, implement and coach. Most left despite compensation that is unheard of in ECE. The mission that folks signed up for was a facade. Around the time Trump started his second term the cracks really started to show. They did away with before and after care. They stopped using high quality food and instead opted to enroll in CACFP, the federal food program that reimburses for meals but also uses a model that isn’t in line with a Montessori model. They also used to offer take-home meals for families and nixed that. They did away with DEI. They quietly reworded their mission. Now they are shifting from a one lead/two AT model with 18 children to one lead/one AT and as many kids as allowed per licensing. They’ve done away with Asst Head of Schools if schools have less than 5 classes. They had been focusing on opening schools in WA, but now they are only opening in red states. They are actually closing schools in WA now, one of those being a two-way Spanish/English school. The last school they opened in WA actually displaced a special education program in a public school, which was extremely upsetting and controversial in that community. They also have shifted their focus/resources to product development and are working on launching a “Bezos Box” (I’m sure it’ll be available on Amazon) which is a kit filled with Montessori-inspired materials intended to prepare your child for school. Opening these schools could have had such an amazing impact and there are some passionate educators at the school level trying to do amazing work, but as things keep shifting and the mission unclear, it’s getting harder. People are frustrated and morale is low. Another fun thing they do is pay teachers and assistants close to what they should be paid as educators, but only give 9 sick days and 3 personal time and no vacation days. The rule is you have to plan out the personal days 90 days in advance. They do get a month off paid in the summer, but if you have some sort of important family event like a wedding and it happens during the year you essentially risk losing your job if it requires taking time off. With only 9 sick days and the ability to only roll over 5 days each year (11 month school year) makes it very difficult for any human who spends their day with little germ factories and even worse is someone is a single parent because once those days are used up you will get a PIP for taking more than your allowed sick days—even if you offer to take days without pay. When you see that headquarters gets more generous time off and has the ability to work remotely and they have a literal bar in the office, plus kayaks to use if they’re stressed during the day, it’s more than a little stomach turning. Bezos Academy is a great example of why we can’t look to billionaires to save us. The end.
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JohnHenryMillerTime3 days ago
+35
This is basically "Sorry to Bother You" before the horses.
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woopwoopscuttle3 days ago
+10
Shh there are no horses in STbY. Dont mind this person folks. if you're curious about the movie just watch it.
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KetohnoIcheated3 days ago
+1
You remember the horses! There was a horse named spirit, and he was captured but then became friends with that one human. Right?
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King_Esot3ric3 days ago
+41
Thank you for the write up. Hard to read without line breaks though.
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anony-meow-s3 days ago
+16
Well…it makes sense that he does Montessori as he was in Montessori schools growing up. However, the non-human does not embody any of the characteristics brought forward in a Montessori environment. I should know. I’m an AMI 3-6 guide.
He is not kind, he is not truly a philanthropist. He’s just flexing in a way that makes him even more money while looking like a ‘man for the people’.
What a d*****.
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meedu23 days ago
+7
Yup, he was a Montessori kid which is what he said inspired him to open the schools. I guess the grace and courtesy lessons didn’t stick. Also, no surprise, but the Montessori aspect has devolved into “Montessori-inspired.” For the first couple years they used to put all leads through quality AMS programs. Now they have an in-house training program that lasts less than 6 months. Much of the instruction is virtual.
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anony-meow-s3 days ago
+2
It makes it even worse, for sure. So much for being a part of the community and helping others.
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poorperspective3 days ago
+10
All of this is why charter schools and school choice is complete bullshit.
Jeff Bezoa isn’t just doing this, this is happening in almost every school district in the country.
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meedu23 days ago
+7
Sad but true. Many of his schools are in public schools. Basically Bezos will offer to redo whatever classroom they inhabit and then pay $1 a month in rent. The school gets a refinished space and supposedly the community will be excited to have a free preschool option in their public school. Mixed reviews for sure. I know the Special Ed program they displaced wasn’t excited.
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Cool-Pomegranate81103 days ago
+4
Thank you for the write up.
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Heiminator3 days ago
+9
My European mind is offended by the mere concept of limited sick days. Especially in an environment full of little kids.
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Spiritual-Spend7613 hr ago
+1
the idea of a PIP in small children education is something
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Thick_Ad_17893 days ago
+27
Jeff in vivo “I am getting a shakedown,” and then is whisked away.
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woohoo7893 days ago
+17
I wonder how many famous people then infected with hand foot and mouth? It’s super contagious
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CullingSongs3 days ago
+13
That is probably the first time someone who wasn't on his payroll had an honest interaction with Bezos and told him he was at fault in someway, and he had no concept of how to even interact in that situation because he has lost his humanity.
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Blue_winged_yoshi3 days ago
+27
This doesn’t surprise me one bit, the super rich cannot compute needs of any sort because they are post need.
I once had a brief interaction with Peter Jones off UK Dragon’s Den years ago, it was so brief but so revealing. I was cheffing in Chelsea in a swanky area. Came out of a 17 hour shift *desperate* for a cigarette, before realising I had lost my lighter. A smoker without a lighter has the eyes of a hawk when it comes to identifying other smokers who may be able to help out and behold I saw someone smoking outside a very posh private club over the road. Score!
I headed over and it was Peter Jones off Dragon’s Den, didn’t care that he was famous, just treated him like any other smoker in the world and asked him for a light. He looked confused before responding “I’m sorry but it’s in my pocket”, I couldn’t believe that his pocket was too far too reach for a lighter for another person, so I gave the most WTF look possible. He begrudging reached into his jacket pocket handed me a totally normal clipper lighter and I lit up, thanked him and walked off.
This interaction is etched into my mind. It was so impossibly stupid and devoid of even the most basic empathy and camaraderie, smokers give each other lights as default, it’s one of the things I miss having quit actually.
But yeah the super rich have long lost any ability to think about outside themselves and this guy is to Bezos what I am to him.
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Mrs_SmithG2W3 days ago
+18
Just like Trump and the rest of them, they are on almost an exclusive diet of sycophancy.
All yes people. People who will eat the corn out of their shit, glaze any imperfection or inconvenience in their day. They are mad.
We must take our futures and planet back, together. Unite.💪🏼🌍🖖🏼
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Capt_Insane-o3 days ago
+2
Be a normal guy challenge
Level: impossible
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Character_Mix0073 days ago
+2
At least 60% of CEOs and top execs have strong sociopathic tendencies or are complete sociopaths. Not surprised. Worked in corporate offices to learn that early on.
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ToniBellle3 days ago
+1
Not surprised to hear this. It may not be the money. Im not sure I can see Bill Gates behaving that way.
Hes definitely a tool and thats putting it nicely.
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LA_Muckraker3 days ago
+222
*Billionaire Wilderness* by Justin Farrell should be mandatory reading.
Warning: it will **enrage** you.
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Inkstr0ke3 days ago
+64
I just read the premise on my Library app. Sounds pretty insane. I’ve never even heard of Teton County.
*A revealing look at the intersection of wealth, philanthropy, and conservation Billionaire Wilderness takes you inside the exclusive world of the ultra-wealthy, showing how today's richest people are using the natural environment to solve the existential dilemmas they face. Justin Farrell spent five years in Teton County, Wyoming, the richest county in the United States, and a community where income inequality is the worst in the nation. He conducted hundreds of in-depth interviews, gaining unprecedented access to tech CEOs, Wall Street financiers, oil magnates, and other prominent figures in business and politics. He also talked with the rural poor who live among the ultra-wealthy and often work for them. The result is a penetrating account of the far-reaching consequences of the massive accrual of wealth, and an eye-opening and sometimes troubling portrait of a changing American West where romanticizing rural poverty and conserving nature can be lucrative-socially as well as financially. Weaving unforgettable storytelling with thought-provoking analysis, Billionaire Wilderness reveals how the ultra-wealthy are buying up the land and leveraging one of the most pristine ecosystems in the world to climb even higher on the socioeconomic ladder.*
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JustHereForCookies173 days ago
+28
I lived across the mountains from Teton County (WY) in Teton County, Idaho.
Teton County WY is home to Jackson Hole ski resort, in one of those towns where celebrities have 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) homes. Lots of people in my town in Idaho worked over there and commuted across the mountains to work because almost no one who worked in Jackson Hole could afford to live there.
I work in hotels, so one of my metrics for how expensive a place is or how many ultra high-income people visit is what hotel brands are available. 4 Seasons is a "bottom tier" luxury brand for that metric but Aman properties are closer to the top of the list, and Jackson Hole has both. The Amangani in Jackson is *ridiculous*.
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loves-tits3 days ago
+2
How is it ridiculous?
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JustHereForCookies173 days ago
+14
It's currently closed for a year-long renovation, which a lot of seasonal hotels or resorts absolutely cannot afford to do, but even in shoulder or off seasons the basic rooms there start around $1,200/night, if I remember correctly.
Just look at their collection of properties and price a few. It's a super luxury brand.
https://www.aman.com/
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Just_Candle_3153 days ago
+42
How many children do the billionnaires r***?
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drunksquatch3 days ago
+34
Up to them? All the poors.
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ignatious__reilly3 days ago
+8
Never heard of that
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February_29th_20123 days ago
+276
Btw this is written by Noah Hawley, the creator of the Fargo show, Legion, Alien Earth, etc.
Also
>The lead singer of an alt-country band didn’t run the world, nor did a noted author who would later be accused of impropriety.
That’s Neil Gaiman right?
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liveforeachmoon3 days ago
+97
I was thinking that was referencing Jeff Tweedy and Gaiman, yeah. Sounds like David Letterman and Jose Andres were there too. No idea who the 80s hair metal guy would be. An excellent piece of writing.
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SipexF3 days ago
+19
Could the hair metal guy be Gene Simmons? I have no evidence of course, I just suspected him because he's a rich hair metal guy with maga values
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AntiqueFigure63 days ago
+7
GS is neither hair metal nor 80s nor is Ted Nugent. Could it be Bret Michaels of Poison - he’s praised Donald Trump’s business skills and appeared on Celebrity Apprentice?
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SipexF3 days ago
Oh, KISS not considered hair metal? Searching the internet there's no real agreement on what metal components they cover so I figured the hair and time period for their arrival matched up. Are they more Glam Rock then?
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AntiqueFigure63 days ago
+2
I’d have gone with Glam Rock, yes.
Also wouldn’t call a band formed in 1973 and that released 7 albums before 1980 an 80s band.
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high_everyone3 days ago
+6
Ted Nugent.
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ZaphodBeebleblunts3 days ago
+2
I so much want it to be Vince Neil tho….
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February_29th_20123 days ago
+22
I was going to try to guess the sitting Supreme Court Justice but once he said it was a zoom call it was a little less juicy. Still seems wack tho
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EarWorm823 days ago
+15
I thought Oprah instead of Letterman.
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BadBunnyGoodTrouble3 days ago
+11
same. she’s more famous than letterman, and she’s firmly in bezos’s camp—went to his wedding, etc.
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liveforeachmoon3 days ago
+1
Good call.
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ghohjlio3 days ago
+2
Letterman nerver had the biggest talk show.
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Gotobedinstead3 days ago
+1
Dee Snider?
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nysocalfool3 days ago
+1
Bon Jovi?
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Real-Bluebird-19873 days ago
+55
At worst, they are given a tax or fine to pay, which for us would be inaccessible but for them, its chump change.
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a_velis3 days ago
+17
Their whole lifestyle is chump change in relation to their wealth.
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entropy4133 days ago
+8
Case in point: Bezos has a 20ft hedge around his residence that violates code. He just pays a ~12k monthly fine because he wants the hedge.
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NetSage3 days ago
+3
Prime example of why all fines should be percentage based instead of just numbers. $12k a month is a lot to a normal person and impossible to most.
Now 1% of net worth might be manageable to normal people it would still hurt. But to him it might pay for school for a year.
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Real-Bluebird-19873 days ago
+2
Exactly.
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jspurlin033 days ago
+142
They don’t act like humans because they don’t have human-scale problems, is the thing.
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senatorb3 days ago
+80
Nah. They don’t act like humans because of the raging ball of “want” in their stomachs, the endless hunger. I would never be Bezos because, after I had about $20 million in the bank, I would have walked away — enjoyed my life, donated the rest, hung out with my wife and friends. Even now, he could do that. He does not. He has everything and wants more.
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stellae-fons3 days ago
+41
They're skekses.
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TongueTwistingTiger3 days ago
+5
A good and apt reference.
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ihatepeople2473 days ago
+33
I literally argued with some trolls the other day about how not every business owner is an a****** even those running companies worth $5- 10M. Because most are happy with what they have achieved and don’t feel the need to exploit others to be billionaires. You have to be a psychopath to become a billionaire.
I genuinely believe some of my friends could have scaled their businesses much much further, but doing so would have meant giving up their current lifestyle, selling out, compromising their values, and heavily exploiting others. Like you, most people choose to stop at some point, maybe 5M maybe 10M. But billionaires aren’t like us, they are greedy hoarders that don’t know how to stop.
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domo___arigato3 days ago
-2
I would argue if you own a business worth $10M there’s a good chance you’re still stiffing your workers, and there’s a good chance you don’t offer benefits. It’s just that since you never scaled your business out you’re ultimately f****** over less workers than you could, but there is still some exploitation at play whenever you’re part of the owner class.
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aliensuitcase30003 days ago
+3
Power must be one incredible drug.
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SingularityCentral3 days ago
+3
And there are people who do this. A lot of wealthy people (have anywhere from several million to around twenty million) never make it to be ultra wealthy (having thirty million or more) because they become satisfied and just kick back and relax.
The billionaire set is not like this, generally. They tend to be psychos who will never be satisfied. Ever. The traits that promote acquiring that kind of wealth are not the kind of traits that let someone experience satisfaction or allow them to just relax.
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Ok_Boysenberry58493 days ago
+5
We're all like this, aren't we? Always want more. Only we want different things. Good friends. True love. Belonging. Fun. Pleasure. Recognition. Self-growth. Helping out others. Etc.
Many billionnaires seem to want only one thing, money. That's the weird thing - how unbalanced they are. Did Bezos or Zuckerberg need to humiliate themselves at Trump's inauguration, no. They did it anyway because they have no values apart from money. It's their entire worldview, and with that money, they do nothing worthwhile.
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Dramatic_View_53403 days ago
+2
You just made me understand my ex in ways I couldn’t understand with the, They don’t act like humans due to the wanton their stomachs, the endless hunger. That’s so real.
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Ill-Advisor-82353 days ago
You can’t know that for sure. It’s well documented that people’s expenses generally rise to their level of income and it’s not always due to greed and ego (though those can go unchecked the higher your income). I’d like to think I’d be okay with a set amount but all I can hope is that I get the opportunity to prove myself right.
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SaintJesus3 days ago
+3
Yeah, it rises to a point. After a while it tapers off because you simply cannot spend it fast enough if you are a typical person.
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pick-and-hoop3 days ago
+1
This one sounds interesting. How is it not greed? How come people spend more when they make more money?
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senatorb3 days ago
+5
I see it to a point. You make more money, maybe you move to a nicer place, get a fancy car, start taking exotic vacations, send your kids to a better school. But then there's a lot of distance between "enough money to go on exotic vacations -- maybe forever" and 100 billion dollars.
You know the difference between "enough money to go on exotic vacations forever" and 100 billion dollars? ... It's about 100 billion dollars.
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Absurdtittyz3 days ago
+100
I just watched a video where a woman who developed colorblindness from Lyme disease (and was an artist) forgot what colors she lost looked like after around 7 years. I can only wonder what Billionaires lose in that same amount of time. Jeff Bezos has been a billionaire since 1998, he was 34.
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HasGreatVocabulary3 days ago
+21
Very eloquently put, u/Absurdtittyz
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afternoondump3 days ago
+13
Their souls
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Hot-Clock64183 days ago
+89
contracting hand foot and mouth at a convention with billionaires 🤮 but at the same time hilarious
Wow, one of the better posts in r/entertainment I'm not surprised, a little sad, a little mad. Thank you for linking this.
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YodaForceGhost3 days ago
+126
TLDR: Everything is free to them and they don’t give a shit about regular people
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MrLeville3 days ago
+48
Tldr : sociopathes are running the world, in case you were wondering why everything is going to shit.
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1tonsoprano3 days ago
+15
Superb article......answers a question I always had about the super rich....as in why are they all such weird unhuman vessels
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ParticularBed78913 days ago
+7
Same! I thought it was because they were bored, after having every experience and purchasing every cool thing that money can offer. Boredom probably is still a contributor, but the idea that nothing matters to them because they can't really *lose* anything is fascinating.
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kdubstep3 days ago
+11
Brilliant article and one of my favorite director/writer/producers
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drawmer3 days ago
+11
Amazing piece. I totally agree. If there are no guardrails or consequences, people can lose sight of reality.
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NivTal3 days ago
+10
Really good article and a refreshing, interesting perspective.
Thank you
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Kitchen-Plant6643 days ago
+9
To get that much money, you need to be a complete d***. It’s the only way. Any compassion or empathy is a weakness for them.
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Chemical-Sir-77123 days ago
+8
Behind every great fortune there is a great crime
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coastal_ghost083 days ago
+8
This quote needs to be burned into peoples brains when looking to either billionaires or highly accomplished actors or entertainers for their opinions on ANYTHING:
> And yet, looking around at faces I had only ever seen in a magazine or on-screen, I had an unsettling revelation: This is the hubris of accomplishment. To be declared a genius at one thing is to begin to believe you are a genius at everything.
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dumbboyhappydude443 days ago
+25
I have heard similar personal stories about him. And look how he treats his employees and how he dumped his wonderful wife and then that thing he married—a good match though—2 creatures.
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ItsaMODE-4x43 days ago
+11
Very lucidly and clearly articulated. A quite good, if sobering, read.
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WearingCoats3 days ago
+18
Every single billionaire party I have ever been to was structured into some form of a f****** conference with speakers and round tables and screenings and stupid shit no one wants to do when they show up somewhere with a bathing suit and a four pack of high noons thinking it’s going to be an actual party. I do not understand why this is the format these events always take.
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noprkingonthednceflr3 days ago
+10
Probably because it makes it tax deductible
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alligatorislater3 days ago
+10
It’s because they are also obsessed with seeming smart. Maybe as Another way to justify the outrageous inequality…’oh they are so smart that’s why they deserve to have so much more than others.’ (Not that it’s actually true…).
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butt_spaghetti3 days ago
+5
Omg I went to a billionaire party once that was just like this lololol. But I went to two others that were just parties. I’ve been to 3 total, so I think 33% of billionaire parties are basically TED talks.
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NedShah3 days ago
+2
Rich executives still get a boner just from thinking about any Steve Jobs presentation.
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Voyage_of_Roadkill3 days ago
+1
So zero?
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FinAdda3 days ago
+4
Noah will never get an Amazon show then.
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Direction_Kind3 days ago
+5
The world they live in is an all inclusive resort. All day. Every day. And it’s boring and they want more.
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AmeliesArtichoke20013 days ago
+1
Yes, and they think the “more” is going to space to start a new civilization, but it’s actually real intimacy they crave but can never have.
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Dramatic_View_53403 days ago
+4
My son’s father is just like that and he is not a billionaire. Lol. Yes he’s an emotionless money hungry a****** but he’s poor because he hasn’t found the right person to f*** over yet. You don’t have to be rich to be this kind of person, you could just be a narcissist with no empathy.
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Rryon3 days ago
+4
“If empathy is the problem, then lack of it isn’t a deficiency—it’s an advantage”
Nailed it what’s wrong with these people.
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Catbutt2473652 days ago
+4
Recently read “When you bury gold, you hatch a dragon!” and realized we are governed by dragons busy hoarding wealth and spitting fire when their hoarding is threatened.
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enifsieus3 days ago
+6
“To be declared a genius at one thing is to begin to believe you are a genius at everything.”
There sees to be an entrenched belief in the Silicon Valley elite that this is a truth. See Yarvin et al and the belief that running companies generalizes to running the world.
How’s that working out for us?
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carneviva3 days ago
+2
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"
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GronklyTheSnerd3 days ago
+1
Experience with people like Bezos suggests that Lord Acton was too optimistic. Absolute power isn’t required for absolute corruption.
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Tebasaki3 days ago
+2
The money part was interesting. When you read they bought x or they bought y, to them everything of value is inconsequential. The more apt way to put it might be "they got x" or "they were given y"
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krillthemalll3 days ago
+2
What a great article. Bezos and his ilk despise empathy.
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vertigounconscious3 days ago
+2
this is bone chilling to read.
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Tronvillain3 days ago
+2
My dumb ass thought it was written by "Noah Wyly' not Noah Hawley. The entire time I was picturing Dr. Robby at a campfire retreat. I was like "Yeah, that does seem like an odd choice for an invitee."
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Prior-Shower95643 days ago
+1
So it’s a civilized Bohemian Grove event lol
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ruddymulligan3 days ago
+1
Billionaires: they’re just like us… not.
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Primordial53 days ago
+1
Great article! Thanks!
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Pichles3 days ago
+1
A lot of these themes were explored in his show Alien: Earth.
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MichaelParkinbum2 days ago
+1
F*** billionaires. Bring them all down. F****** elite bastards.
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buttplug502 days ago
+1
This phenomenon in which he speaks of is not new as he asserts. Its been around since wealth started being hoarded and the formstion of social classes. Somewhat of a recency illusion I think.
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NewAd92881 day ago
+1
I hear Warren Buffett is a good human being but I’ve never met him so….
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RyeKnox1 day ago
+1
People need to start acting and being disgusted with themselves for taking money from these guys... until greed is absolutely looked down upon with complete disgust. Nothing will change. This is amount of wealth is truly incomprehensible to the modern person..
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ill_be_huckleberry_13 days ago
+1
Was it on an island perchance?
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anotheruserguy3 days ago
-8
Spoiling there will be blood in the first sentence of the article is kinda rude.
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senatorb3 days ago
+4
TIL that I’m old enough to consider a movie that’s been our for almost twenty years to be “pretty recent.”
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Huge-Republic84623 days ago
Im sure billionaires rid themselves of any empathy or expressing any sympathy or consideration because that means that they actually care and will start to lose money. If they start feeling empathetic over an instance or a cause it’s gonna trigger in their heads that maybe they should do something about it.
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foot72213 days ago
-2
Scientists also discovered that Water is wet.
-2
Glass-Audience-16083 days ago
-1
Your wife slipped...and your kids gave you H.M.F disease. Sorry Bezos didnt give a f***.
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