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Interesting_Net1297 Apr 3, 2026 +72

Partner ordering airstrikes on a baby owl sanctuary.

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Rugaru985 Apr 3, 2026 +18

This one is serious. I wouldn’t even bother with the divorce - I would start the owl rebellion. After the war, there will be no court system to even enact a divorce. The marriage won’t be recognized by the Greater Birds of Prey world government.

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ho_hos Apr 3, 2026 +4

I think it would be referred to as Parliament.

4

slice_of_pi Apr 3, 2026 +1

r/birdsarentreal

1

zugspitze43 Apr 3, 2026

especially on a Tuesday

0

WheresTheFlan Apr 3, 2026 +56

Mine got ruined when my (now ex-) wife had an affair

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Secret_g_nome Apr 3, 2026 +8

I was thinking cheating would top this list.

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Temporary-Careless Apr 3, 2026 +1

Wait. Was it "affair" or "a fair"?

1

Several_Mousse_9485 Apr 3, 2026 +42

Resentment.

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Icy_Laugh5134 Apr 3, 2026 +43

Alcoholic everything

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Due-Currency-6801 Apr 3, 2026 +20

Cheating

20

WillowFlip Apr 3, 2026 +17

Abuse of any kind, be it emotional, sexual, physical, verbal, financial or all of the above.

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Herohoagie Apr 3, 2026 +54

When I found out my husband was wearing huge balloons under a tight t-shirt and skin tight pink hotpants. That did it for me. I'm close to taking him out to the gravel pit. ;-)

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latelyimawake Apr 3, 2026 +11

Weird because mine was when my wife shot a puppy in the face for not learning its house training fast enough

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dankavich357 Apr 3, 2026 +2

was he making duck lips too?

2

joesmith127_reddit Apr 3, 2026 +2

My laugh for the day

2

Main-Cake-3187 Apr 3, 2026 +2

😂

2

GhostofKimJungUn Apr 3, 2026 +6

But did you really have to kill your dog?

6

Golfnpickle Apr 3, 2026 +45

Mine was husband was always treating me like a child/ subordinate instead of a partner.

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WillowFlip Apr 3, 2026 +6

Been there. Glad you got out.

6

Golfnpickle Apr 3, 2026 +10

I let it happen to me until I grew up & said no more! I’m an adult woman making most of the money & doing most of the chores!

10

Separate-Canary559 Apr 3, 2026 +6

Ah turns out men want adult partners instead of children too

6

sweetlikedess Apr 3, 2026 +57

Weaponized incompetence and pretending you don’t know where the dishwasher is.

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Electrical_Cell496 Apr 3, 2026 +12

Probably at target

12

GigiBrit Apr 3, 2026 +4

And acting like the garbage disposal broke by itself, not being accountable for your carelessness in throwing all types of shit down! It's not a f* trash shoot!!!

4

Kimmette Apr 3, 2026 +13

Contempt

13

Chewie83 Apr 3, 2026 +23

Kate

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Xcheshire799 Apr 3, 2026 +16

As someone with a SIL named Kate who actively meddles in my marriage and causes issues for me, I agree

16

StryctNyne Apr 3, 2026 +5

Klassic Kate

5

CirrusItsACloud Apr 3, 2026 +1

Sounds more like Karen

1

VizionsOfJohanna Apr 3, 2026 +11

Construction projects! I had two failed marriages while the houses were mid construction.

11

Crafted_Gem Apr 3, 2026 +11

Lack of hygiene and not willing to shower more for your partner's benefit.

11

LucyJordan614 Apr 3, 2026 +7

Opening it up

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ChocolateCakeToTake Apr 3, 2026 +1

Opening up about emotions?

1

sweet_n_feral Apr 3, 2026 +10

Any form of abuse

10

DaniK2022 Apr 3, 2026 +5

Top 3: Affairs, meddling in-laws/friends, alcohol/drug/gambling habit

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AwesomeJB Apr 3, 2026 +5

Heroin. So I’ve heard.

5

Zebras-R-Evil Apr 3, 2026 +3

Death

3

aureloy_loki Apr 3, 2026 +4

cheating

4

Ucnttellmewt2do Apr 3, 2026 +3

Cheating or sudden urge to make a huge financial debt with our money.

3

TurbulentMode3118 Apr 3, 2026 +4

In laws

4

AbleLow3867 Apr 3, 2026 +10

P***

10

TopOfSpecialEdClass Apr 3, 2026 +3

Meth

3

Dependent-Piglet-812 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Cheating

3

Puzzleheaded-Camp318 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Mother in laws

3

Flimsy_Presence_5687 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Being on your phone and not present

3

Worldgonecrazylately Apr 3, 2026 +2

Wedding cake.

2

Affectionate-Bad2734 Apr 3, 2026 +2

The bride having sex with the entire grooms party sans the groom.

2

KevSmileTime Apr 3, 2026 +2

Secrets

2

pollywollydoodad Apr 3, 2026 +2

Them hoes. And the fact he couldn’t keep his pants on.

2

AutumnLeaved Apr 3, 2026 +2

Ingratitude, not having a fairly even distribution of chores or paying bills.

2

BishButter Apr 3, 2026 +2

Maddie

2

restreward Apr 3, 2026 +2

Having contempt for your spouse. Don't let it get to that point.

2

yepyippee Apr 3, 2026 +2

The Opioid Epidemic

2

shewolfawakens Apr 3, 2026 +2

Resentment, cheating lack of intimacy and effort

2

Due-Argument6861 Apr 3, 2026 +2

When my husband is not remorseful about hurting me and doing the DARVO

2

TheFutureIsAFriend Apr 3, 2026 +2

When you and your partner had completely different expectations. One person wanted a partnership between two kindred spirits in love. The other wanted a roleplaying template circa 1955. You not being the breadwinner, and them not being "a housewife" is seen as unfair. FFS, people -- get to know someone really well before considering marriage!

2

Well1_well2_well3 Apr 3, 2026 +2

Red pill pipeline

2

RandoEncounter Apr 3, 2026 +3

Divorce

3

Suckbag_McGillicuddy Apr 3, 2026 +2

Getting caught banging your MIL on the coat bed at Thanksgiving

2

madhatteriest Apr 3, 2026 +6

What? Story?

6

TheNightCheeze Apr 3, 2026 +3

Being the nurse, maid, the social support, the administrative assistant and the everything except partner.

3

Longjumping-City-569 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Seeing your wife with someone else's c*** in her mouth.

1

latelyimawake Apr 3, 2026 +1

Secret gambling problem. Thankfully I’m not talking about my own marriage.

1

100kmtohell Apr 3, 2026 +1

Amen

1

Accomplished_Eye_240 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Him 🫩

1

RelativeSomewhere729 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Lying breaks trust

1

SignalResolution35 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Husband mental and physical health and alcohol issues that he refused to seek help for.

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leftoverrights Apr 3, 2026 +1

“I do”

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johnnyn3m0 Apr 3, 2026 +1

This is THE correct answer

1

Actionplumber1 Apr 3, 2026 +1

the neighbor

1

Low-Fly-1292 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Kids

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armandkugan9 Apr 3, 2026 -1

Going to sleep without talking it out.

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tombatboots Apr 3, 2026 +12

F*** that noise. Sometimes you really do need to let some time pass to let things simmer down before they can be addressed in a healthy and productive style, and forcing an issue before you're both ready to discuss it calmly and/or sacrificing sleep is not going to make things any better.

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RemoteFennel6872 Apr 3, 2026 -7

You should never go to bed angry

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tombatboots Apr 3, 2026 +3

Cool. You're not gonna change my mind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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trigunnerd Apr 3, 2026 +2

Das some grandpa-ass advice. Scientifically, people need to relax instead of continuing a lot of high-stress conversations. Fights and arguments can be done in 2 parts. Or more! The longer one goes, the more stressful it gets.

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732 Apr 3, 2026 +6

Sometimes talking it out in the morning is better when you have had a chance to cool off.

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RemoteFennel6872 Apr 3, 2026 -2

Dont let the sun set on your anger

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732 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Nah. There are healthy and productive ways to handle this. Forcing a conversation when you're tired, emotionally activated, and potentially angry means you will say things you regret. Instead, try saying "hey, I recognize I am not thinking clearly enough to say what I mean and fully hear your perspective. Let's talk about this when we both get home from work tomorrow so I can be more present with you." And then hold yourself to that commitment and revisit the conversation.

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Worldgonecrazylately Apr 3, 2026 +9

lol, I read "taking it out". I was gonna compliment your style.

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PickleFull7355 Apr 3, 2026 +6

Hah, hah! I read taking it out as well!

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CirrusItsACloud Apr 3, 2026 +1

Read it the same

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PensionWest3898 Apr 3, 2026

Wearing gigantic Breasts apparently.

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GuybrushFunkwood Apr 3, 2026 -2

Coming home from work early and discovering your cute blonde wife is actually a shaved headed bloke called ‘Alan’

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The_Jedi_Master_ Apr 3, 2026 -3

Menopause.

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