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What is a secret you will never tell your partner?

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MilkOne8429 Apr 1, 2026 +9
That I’m a gooner
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WhenAllElseFail Apr 1, 2026 +2
I think i'm too boomer to know this term getting flown around now
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your_proctologist Apr 1, 2026 +1
A gooner is basically a wanker.
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WhenAllElseFail Apr 1, 2026 +1
aka they m*********?
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two-peas-in-a-pod Apr 1, 2026
lol no Wanker = pos
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WhenAllElseFail Apr 1, 2026 +2
oh rofl
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pm_ur_pendulousboobs Apr 1, 2026 +8
I learned long ago, that when she asks what about her first caught my eye, no woman wants to hear "I just knew your b**** were pendulous and I wanted to see how far they hang"
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Poetry_Man Apr 1, 2026 +2
Pendulous. I love that adjective for breasts. Perky too "Points all her own sittin way up high. Way up firm and high" Edited for spelling
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That70sShop Apr 1, 2026 +1
That's poetry, man. You just be workin' on your night, moves!
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CamelZealousideal330 Apr 1, 2026 +6
I don’t like your freinds
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meandadog86 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Yep
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bittermelonpizza00 Apr 1, 2026 +1
why don't you like them
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CamelZealousideal330 Apr 1, 2026 +1
They are very fake
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Sword_fish_Lazy Apr 1, 2026 +6
sometimes i eat their favorite snack when they're not around
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ForayIntoFillyloo Apr 1, 2026 +1
They probably know. I married someone who played the long game on me. For the longest time she didn't tell me she noticed missing stock. She devised a system to roughly calculate the missing quantity for which I was responsible. It was a gloomy Tuesday evening when she confronted me. She sat down on the couch with the "we gotta talk about something" face, and opened her laptop. She had a spreadsheet. A glorious data filled spreadsheet with color coding and specific dates. I'd never been so horny. After the justified lovemaking we discussed a solution. She opened a separate spreadsheet, and we adjusted our grocery budget to allocate the appropriate funds for this particular snack. Overall, a win-win, I would say.
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TurkVanguard Apr 1, 2026 +3
I will never tell them how much better I sleep when they’re not in the bed… sorry, you snore like a broken chainsaw…
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likeCircle Apr 1, 2026 +3
Sleep Apnea is real. And it is bad for your heart and brain.
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mishma2005 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Really can't think of anything. He knows it all. To my detriment at times
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honeybun7xx Apr 1, 2026 +3
That I often fantasize about being a hermit in a cabin in the complete wilderness.
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Careless-Raisin-5123 Apr 1, 2026 +2
I buy fried chicken at a gas station on my way home when she makes korma.
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Sea_Particular9266 Apr 1, 2026 +2
That after ten years of marriage, I can’t count on them for jack shit. I had a rough stressful period last summer that developed organically. When I shared it she internalized my stress and completely shut down sexually, further agitating my situation and never once offered anything resembling help. Never again
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MiIllIin Apr 1, 2026 +2
Thats quite sad :( you deserve support 
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makc_m6666 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Que me encanta el B*** y tengo una amiga suya sumisa que le encanta someterse
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Timop0707 Apr 1, 2026 +1
P*** collection.
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j16oman Apr 1, 2026 +1
Someone told me a secret years and years ago and that person is no longer in my life, but I promised I'd never tell, so even though my husband and I are very open with each other that secret is something I'll never repeat
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FirstExit5103 Apr 1, 2026 +1
I sometimes find myself attracted to beautiful women.👩
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Luna_Riind Apr 1, 2026 +1
i dont actually like their cookin. been vibin thru 3 years of dry chicken ngl
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Relative_Exercise316 Apr 1, 2026 +1
That her good friend wanted to be FWB I turned her down.
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OkAppointment7829 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Can’t think of anything honestly. Theres probably stuff I haven’t told him, but there’s nothing I’m intentionally hiding.
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MoronTheBall Apr 1, 2026 +1
That their sibling once told me that they loved me.
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Cold_Animator3143 Apr 1, 2026 +1
I am fully bald and wear a hair piece.
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General_Sector_9892 Apr 1, 2026 +1
A female friend once asked me to do the unthinkable....... And I did!!
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Space_kun01 Apr 1, 2026
I had crush on you now i am not even want see you 😔(universe same uni) Partner(my ex gf )
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