oh? I guess it is better to realize it before it is too late
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NATHAN4U007Mar 28, 2026
+4
That would depend on the kind of person you married isn't it?
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ZocrsMar 28, 2026
-2
So I assume you are the type to get bogged down in the details, nerd.
-2
NATHAN4U007Mar 28, 2026
+3
Isnt it a reasonable to say you cant just write off marriage forever just because you had one bad experiece since every person and couple is different.
Also is bro using nerd as an insult in 2026? Is this some kind of projection?
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Blablabla_1985_Mar 28, 2026
+3
Not really. I loved my ex wife, still do actually and we’re good friends. I will never live with someone else, share bathrooms, bank accounts, whatever.
Marriage is for lonely suckers.
3
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+2
Nope it's a joke. The sign of a great joke is informing the recipient that it's funny. How else are they supposed to know. This must be very embarrassing for you, but you are not to worry. I'm not judgmental of nerds, or ninnyhammer, scallowags, ruffians, rapscallions, or nincompoops. As a younger man I sometimes engaged in haberdashery. At my worst, you might say bordering on tomfoolery.
Just pulling your leg whippersnapper
2
Duncan_PhDMar 28, 2026
+2
You’re one weird dude.
2
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+4
You don't know the half of it buckwheat
4
hostilecarrotMar 28, 2026
-1
Nah putting you have a phd in your username is some actually weird shit.
-1
Bird_on_a_hippoMar 28, 2026
+1
Don’t worry, you’ll never have to try that again.
1
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+1
IDK doesn't it seem less suicidal after the first time. I'm not saying that right if you know you know.
1
ashleybunnieMar 28, 2026
+23
Tried to trim my own bangs. I looked like a medieval peasant child for three months
23
konoha37Mar 28, 2026
+23
14 tabs of acid at once. 10/10 do not recommend.
23
JakeTimesTwoMar 28, 2026
+6
What happened?
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konoha37Mar 28, 2026
+27
The trip lasted roughly 10 years mentally, during which I was dying over and over again. Once the main portion of the trip ended Reality turned into different layers and I couldn’t tell what was real or not. 2 years after I thought my trip ended I woke up back in my hospital bed and realized that the last 2 years never happened. I couldn’t trust anything and became extremely paranoid, I was looking for glitches and came close to suicide many times as I thought it was the only way out. Probably took me 3-4 years real time before I could trust that I was back in reality again. It messed me up severely. This was on top of a bunch of other pretty bad pre existing mental health issues.
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user1731701Mar 28, 2026
+3
Wow. Crazy story.
3
konoha37Mar 28, 2026
+13
I really have no one to blame apart from myself here. No idea why I thought eating 14 tabs of acid would be okay. My whole life has pretty much been f****** around and finding out. I am genuinely confused how I am still alive most of the time.
13
lasagnapasta7Mar 28, 2026
+4
I am happy you’re doing better now ❤️ Hope you don’t mind me asking it, but could you tell us more about what happened then? I never did acid so I have no clue how a person can take 14 tablets at once. Like, if it was every 5 minutes or if it was 14 at the same time. Were you at a party? How did that go?
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konoha37Mar 28, 2026
+3
I had a friend who was dealing at the time so I got them basically for free. I was planning to sell them to friends who wanted them. Then one day I was just chilling with a friend and was like f*** why not. I started with 2 and then about 45 minutes later did the other 12.
3
Actual-Run8476Mar 28, 2026
+2
Shit yeah psychedelics are best in moderation. Learn my lesson the hard way too. I was not a regular user and took six grams. I thought i had died. What happened after death was you relived your life at an ever increasing speed. The end was me slamming back into my body endlessly. It went from pleasant to nightmare to helpless then to acceptance. Haven't taken any since. I do fear death a little less now.
2
Low_Section2065Mar 28, 2026
+3
I had to eat 3 10 strips of triple dipped dose to avoid cops getting it. Very strange few weeks, not sure how I survived. Lots of fun I wouldn't wish on anyone. 🤣🤣
3
[deleted]Mar 28, 2026
+2
[deleted]
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konoha37Mar 28, 2026
+1
Good question. I don’t have a good answer.
1
WeirdBogWitchMar 28, 2026
+35
-Doing my own bikini wax at home. The “may cause bruising” warning should have been enough, but I had to learn the hard way.
-Sky diving. Better than the home bikini wax, still don’t need to do it again.
-Pregnancy. Love my adult daughter, but pregnancy was awful. Eight months of nausea and vomiting, culminating in a birth that felt like a home bikini wax. Once was enough.
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ktsbMar 28, 2026
+24
that home bikini wax gave you ptsd
24
ExDeletedMar 28, 2026
+10
lmao, for real, everything goes back to the bikini wax
10
TisBeTheFukMar 28, 2026
+1
I heard of cases where people left the wax too long on the skin and when they pulled, it took some of the skin with it.
1
notThuhPolice15Mar 28, 2026
+1
I disagree with the sky diving, that was the funnest thing I’ve ever done and would go again in a heart beat
1
Spidercat99Mar 28, 2026
+1
As someone who also tried an at-home bikini wax, I know your pain. I never knew skin could turn that shade of purple.
1
MinimalistFanMar 28, 2026
+14
Natto (Japanese fermented bean curd). I ate it accidentally, thinking it was something else. It’s gross beyond description.
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Prized-PotatoMar 28, 2026
+2
Reading your comment gave me a flashback to when I was a kid. It was a super hot summer day and I loved ice cold milk and I ran in from playing at my grandmother's house and grabbed that carton to finish it and just drank it down and my friend I hate to tell you that it was buttermilk lol.
2
idkhtdaotsMar 28, 2026
+2
Natto is the one of the few reliable proteins my 4 & 6 year old kids will eat!
2
creative_restsMar 28, 2026
+1
you can smell natto from 10 feet away. The smell alone is horrendous. Then before you even get to put them in your mouth, you have to fight the sticky beans with your chopsticks because they are covered in what looks like dehydrated snot. And if that doesn't turn you away, the bite finally will.
1
badbuckbMar 28, 2026
+12
southern baptist church
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Own-Independence565Mar 28, 2026
+1
why? what happened?
1
badbuckbMar 28, 2026
+1
I married it, which was my primary thought, "marriage" but someone beat me to it. AUTHORITARIAN, married a preacher's daughter.
1
Perkywarrior01Mar 28, 2026
+10
Casual sex.
10
TheLonePigMar 28, 2026
+6
Yup I came to say "a one night stand." Literally nothing I couldn't have done myself, better, without having to leave the house.
6
jwradarMar 28, 2026
+9
Public Sex behind bushes in the area behind Red Rocks in Colorado.
Didn't get caught, but I could hear people walking by.
9
four100eighty9Mar 28, 2026
Sounds like fun
0
vanillapuddMar 28, 2026
+8
Magic mush rooms. I love weed and don’t mind alcohol but never mushies again. I felt so nauseated and I did not enjoy hallucinating my vomit moving like worms in a bucket.
8
MellowDeedMar 28, 2026
+3
What strain/ how much did you take?
3
Searchingformovie1Mar 28, 2026
+8
Liver
8
azha84Mar 28, 2026
+7
Cigarettes. Super glad it worked out that way for health reasons.
7
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+6
BRITTANY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
That is all.
6
greyfox199Mar 28, 2026
+5
classic brittany
5
agirlwholovespuffinsMar 28, 2026
+6
Definitely marriage. Getting divorced made everything so complicated and having to fight to get anything from my emotionally abusive husband made everything worse. I ended up settling for less than I deserved b/c I wanted it to be over and I wanted him out of my life. And don’t get me started on removing him my car title. That was also a huge mess. And that’s why I say never again.
6
Winter_Tension_8679Mar 28, 2026
+10
Listnook fling 😂🙊💀
10
Silent-Entrance-9072Mar 28, 2026
+6
Smoking
6
Glass_Step_6858Mar 28, 2026
+4
Saying 'we should hangout sometime' and then immediately praying they don't follow up.
4
Prestigious_Plant143Mar 28, 2026
+4
eating escargot. the texture was just a hard no for me, never again.
4
SingingTrainLoverMar 28, 2026
+3
I ran a triathlon once. Once. I was a regular runner, a slow swimmer, but what got me was the bike. After 15 miles I couldn't feel my cojones - at all. Never again.
3
Sportsfan4206910Mar 28, 2026
+3
Life
3
user1731701Mar 28, 2026
+3
Pumpkin pie. I really wanted to like it and I just don’t.
3
confuzedmnkylivesMar 28, 2026
+3
Open relationship
3
Latter-Bread-7835Mar 28, 2026
+3
Crack cocaine
3
Ace-a-Nova1Mar 28, 2026
+1
I knew it would be on here somewhere. Glad you didn’t get hooked.
1
LaLa_MamaBearMar 28, 2026
+3
MDMA. I thought it was supposed to be a healing experience. It was very uncomfortable for far too long. Won’t do that again. Bleh. Nothing positive about it.
3
Spidercat99Mar 28, 2026
+2
I tried that once... Turns out if you're taking or recently getting off an SSRI it can kill you. Seritonin syndrome is no joke.
2
LaLa_MamaBearMar 28, 2026
+1
Oh dear! 😟
1
r7-arrMar 28, 2026
+3
Camping in Wisconsin. Got bitten by something and took months to heal with a ton of antibiotics. Never again, hotels exist for a reason.
3
KarmaEqualsBPTakenMar 28, 2026
+5
Giving grace to men that take advantage of me.
5
AlpharollMar 28, 2026
+6
V*****
6
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+2
A coherent, direct, and elegant proposition.
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AlpharollMar 28, 2026
It's a trauma I'll probably never recover from.
0
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+2
That's ridiculously optimistic. Have you heard that old yarn like how do you get your foot to stop hurting? Hit your hand with a hammer. That's life in a nutshell, thus uttered the bard,
"O, God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a King of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."
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AlpharollMar 28, 2026
+1
I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about.🙃
1
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+1
I know that. You won't for a very long time I hope
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AlpharollMar 28, 2026
+1
It sounds like the ramblings of a madman, I'd rather have you explain what you mean now.
1
ZocrsMar 28, 2026
+1
The quote is from Hamlet, a skit by a little known playwright called William Shakespeare.
My contribution highlights that you will never get over your current trauma till a greater trauma outweighs it. Which is inevitable.
After that it's just turtles all the way down.
1
kittyydotcomMar 28, 2026
+2
Edibles.
2
blueberryontop_Mar 28, 2026
+2
Extreme carnival rides, never again because i considered that as my near death experience lol
2
MellowDeedMar 28, 2026
+2
9 Grams of "P**** Envy" shrooms
2
sleepyrabb1tMar 28, 2026
+1
On the contrary, 1-2g of those is magical. That hero dosage is scary as f***! How did it go?
1
legardeur2Mar 28, 2026
+2
Sake.
2
bourbon_drinkrMar 28, 2026
+2
Cocaine. Only problem was "never again" took a couple more times to sink in.
2
ChemicalSinger1945Mar 28, 2026
+2
Marriage! I've resigned to accept I've been through long term little trauma and a couple big T trauma events to be a good wife. My priorities are: improving my community, supporting my young adult child begin his life, being a good dog mom, continue exploring plants, and creating a cozy home for myself.
2
Head_HonchoooMar 28, 2026
+2
Interacting with bot accounts
2
Professional_Goal_77Mar 28, 2026
+2
Snorting vodka.
2
Loose-Detective8667Mar 28, 2026
+2
Men
2
Matt_8BPMar 28, 2026
+1
Salt water
1
LaLa_MamaBearMar 28, 2026
+1
Like drinking it?
1
Matt_8BPMar 28, 2026
+2
Yeah
2
GooseAgitated7895Mar 28, 2026
+1
Speed also a slug
1
Critical-Level6884Mar 28, 2026
+1
9-5
1
Similar-Opinion8750Mar 28, 2026
+1
Liver
1
creative_restsMar 28, 2026
+1
skiing
1
SuprKckPrtyMar 28, 2026
+1
Eatables
1
neck_bangsMar 28, 2026
+1
The original Four Loko
1
2dogz2021Mar 28, 2026
+1
Marriage
1
TiffxoxoxMar 28, 2026
+1
lol can't answer that here
1
Threeofnine000Mar 28, 2026
+1
Getting pepper sprayed and tased (it was during the police academy).
1
SymbioticsinnerMar 28, 2026
+1
Cauterizing a wound by myself. Never again😂
1
hearthpigMar 28, 2026
+1
downhill skiing
1
zachmaverick1Mar 28, 2026
+1
69
1
Rude-Formal-Mar 28, 2026
+1
Dating a momma's boy
1
Oddside6Mar 28, 2026
+1
Salvia
1
JuanG_13Mar 28, 2026
+1
A one night stand
1
Batter___upMar 28, 2026
+1
4DX movie… awkward roller coaster for 3 hours
1
TisBeTheFukMar 28, 2026
+1
Rollercoaster
1
BoarmanchildMar 28, 2026
+1
Escargot. Never again. Never...
1
MillionDollarHecklerMar 28, 2026
+1
Getting born 😜
1
hazelgreen666Mar 28, 2026
+1
Driving. I was like 15 and my dad tried to teach me. My brain and body are simply not built for it. I'm 38 and have never had a license.
1
EasyHangoverMar 28, 2026
+1
Salvia. Hated every second of it.
1
SaturnSocietyMar 28, 2026
+1
Sea urchin topped with quails eggs. Though prepared by a great chef, I lost my marbles. Sorry great chef.
1
Bogey_YogiMar 28, 2026
+1
Shrimp. Already was grossed out on how they look. Decided to be brave and took a bite…YUCK!!
1
calisMar 28, 2026
+1
Cantaloupe
1
TellMeZackitMar 28, 2026
+1
Hot yoga - f****** hot garbage if you ask me. Plus it's culty too, so miss me that bullshit.
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