Wait, can I only take one skeleton? Then what do I do with the rest??
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Weary-Guidance-4514Mar 28, 2026
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Some things are called skeletons for a reason They stay in the closet
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Formal-Vehicle5496Mar 28, 2026
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Probably that time I accidentally deleted an entire group project in college… still makes me sweat thinking about it.
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Much_Attorney1034Mar 28, 2026
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Nice try, FBI. My secret recipe for the perfect grilled cheese stays with me.
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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I used to have a "crush" if you could call it that on my best friend during adolescence. I am only realizing now as I write this that it was probably an actual crush, or something approximating one.
Totally heterosexual man. Not bi-curious or whatever, 100% hetero, but we all have our phases.
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Chicken_wingspanMar 28, 2026
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So you had a crush on what is now your boyfriend? Yeah, totally hetero.
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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Sorry, sorry, best-friend. I'm a straight guy who wanted to make out with my straight buddy when I was young.
Ended up a straight man. Sorry for the confusion.
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Chicken_wingspanMar 28, 2026
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Nah, you gay. It's ok friend.
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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Why would I be afraid to admit it? I would just say if I was gay, I'm not that insecure.
Your comment is similar to the kind of thing I would have said when I was a teenager. I hope for your sake that that is your excuse.
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Chicken_wingspanMar 28, 2026
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That's a lot of explanation for silly joke. Hope you find the keys to that closet door.
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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Well, I do read too deeply into things. My bad if it was meant in good fun
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Chicken_wingspanMar 28, 2026
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It's all good:)
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SituationMundane5452Mar 28, 2026
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It’s not gay though
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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I mean, it was a gay urge I had at the time. I just ended up heterosexual.
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girlwithatophatMar 28, 2026
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Well, everyone's a little gay, just like everyone's a litte straight, I guess your best friend was your one exeption or something.
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EJMac11Mar 28, 2026
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I mean, now, I am completely hetero, and despite what the other person responded with, I would tell you if I was bisexual or homosexual.
That **was** the only example of a same sex attraction in my life though, you're correct about that.
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drippy_dikMar 28, 2026
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Not really a "skeleton in the closet we'll take to our grave" if we tell you all about it, is it?
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Royal_String2416Mar 28, 2026
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refrain from this conversation and recall the event of the first level of Diablo 1 regarding skeletons.
https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Skeleton
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