"The rules were that you guys weren't going to fact check."
Vance literally complained that he wasn't allowed to lie during a debate.
216
CrimsonHereticApr 3, 2026
+30
And then millions of people voted for his ticket.
30
Cynical_ClassicistApr 3, 2026
+7
Well, that's on the stupidity of the voters.
7
Embarrassed-Weird173Apr 3, 2026
+13
In his circles, it means "you liars weren't going to spread your lies."
I doubt he was trying to get his base to be like "yeah, let him lie to us!"
13
KahzgulApr 3, 2026
+6
In the context of the quote, Vance lied about something and the moderator called him on his lie, to which he replied, “I was told you wouldn’t be fact checking.”
6
thecleaner47129Apr 3, 2026
+43
"My concern is, uh, that the whole island [Guam] will become so overpopulated it will tip over and, uh, capsize."
Hank Johnson - US House of Representatives, Georgia
https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q?si
43
FireandmoonlightApr 3, 2026
+11
There was some politician in WW2 that was boasting on the radio station about how stupid the Japanese were- They run their depth charges too deep to hit our subs!
And the navy replied, not anymore, buddy.
11
SagebrushIDApr 3, 2026
+113
Former Idaho Republican Congressman Raul Labrador said, "Nobody dies because they don't have access to health care."
He got booed for that one.
Then he got elected as the state's Attorney General.
113
BeggarsCanyoneroApr 3, 2026
+14
Like what does he think Healthcare is lol
14
spiritbearrApr 3, 2026
+8
He thinks everyone can afford it like he does.
8
RockThePondApr 3, 2026
+4
I guess that gives a whole new definition to “My Own Private Idaho.”
4
SanctusUnumApr 3, 2026
+3
Raul Labrador sounds like a sitcom character's alter ego.
3
Excellent-Law-218Apr 3, 2026
+785
Covid is a hoax that will go away.
But you could pick pretty much anything else trump has ever said. Dumbest president ever.
785
istrx13Apr 3, 2026
+193
“Positive tests keep going up? Just stop testing!”
I still can’t believe he said that while being completely serious.
193
NativeMassholeApr 3, 2026
+98
They're eating the cats! They're eating the dawgs! They're eating the pets of the people that live there!
*gets elected president*
98
SaddiesdadApr 3, 2026
+7
At the rate we’re going we all will be eating the cats and dogs.
7
AzazaelApr 3, 2026
+21
Same thing with elections, stop counting as soon as he's in the lead.
21
BleachedUnicornBHoleApr 3, 2026
+30
You can’t believe the person who said we should inject ourselves with bleach would say that?
30
ghost_in_th_machineApr 3, 2026
+3
That and blow sunshine up your ass. I'm paraphrasing but it was damn close to that.
3
Benegger85Apr 3, 2026
+11
I still think he misunderstood quantum mechanics "you influence the results by measuring them"
11
pooperstudApr 3, 2026
+10
We elected him Twice! Yay ‘Murica!
10
Gloomy-Difference-51Apr 3, 2026
+5
Out of all the things he's said, I think about this often.
5
RockThePondApr 3, 2026
+5
Mine is “I love the poorly educated!” It was meant to be a joke (I think) but holy shit was it unintentionally ironic.
I think it was the moment he realized he could literally call his supporters f****** morons to their faces and somehow they would still cheer.
5
Pleasant_Expert_1990Apr 3, 2026
+2
If only there was a way we could inject bleach into the body for a cleaning...
2
Ziggystardust97Apr 3, 2026
+115
You could make multiple books out of nothing but his dumbass quotes and still have plenty of said quotes left
115
dragon34Apr 3, 2026
+74
In the 90s I had a book called the 776 stupidest things ever said or something and I don't think any of them compare to anything trump says on any given day. I want to live in a less stupid and infuriating timeline
74
jfcat200Apr 3, 2026
+9
There was a book on Bushisms quoting stupid shit said by Bush Jr.
9
theseedbeaderApr 3, 2026
+4
I remember that! Sheesh, to think that I was sure it couldn’t get worse than him…
4
HurtPillowApr 3, 2026
+3
Right?! I'd be so happy to have that idiot back again after this.
3
kryonikApr 3, 2026
+18
Dan Quayle was relentlessly lambasted as an idiot for misspelling "potatoes". He is the smartest man alive compared to Trump.
18
ac54Apr 3, 2026
+8
And poor old Dan really only made a stupid mistake at a spelling bee. That’s about all he’s remembered for. He definitely got the wrong end of that deal.
8
Ziggystardust97Apr 3, 2026
+21
This timeline tests my patience more and more everyday, and I'm afraid of what hitting the limit might look like
21
dragon34Apr 3, 2026
+29
I just keep waiting for the big beautiful obituary.
The people who were mad about people deciding not to mourn Charlie Kirk ain't seen nothing yet
29
sowhat4Apr 3, 2026
+9
And I can absofuckinglutely guarantee there will be people standing around with 'tears' in their eyes - of relief, of joy, and just from laughing (or maybe from the paid of their hangovers?)
9
Ziggystardust97Apr 3, 2026
+14
I'm keeping a bottle of champagne for it, and I don't even like champagne
14
powerlesshero111Apr 3, 2026
+12
I have a nice bottle of whiskey saved. I broke it out to celebrate Kirk's death. And that still wasn't as big of a celebration of him dying as his wife did.
12
MaximumZer0Apr 3, 2026
+13
Remind me again, what stage of grief is pyrotechnics?
13
shimmeringmossApr 3, 2026
+4
I believe it precedes the one where you hump the vice president on stage.
4
HurtPillowApr 3, 2026
+3
I have a yummy bottle of wine and some spirits here. I'll be on my apt balcony and toasting the day!
3
PuzzyFussyApr 3, 2026
+7
Covfefe 🍾🥳
7
oddartistApr 3, 2026
+2
He's one of the reasons weed is being legalized in so many places.
2
LissyVeeApr 3, 2026
+4
Remember the good old days when Dubya was the stupidest person in politics?
4
dragon34Apr 3, 2026
+5
Remember Dan Quayle not being able to spell potato ending his political career?
5
rillegas08Apr 3, 2026
+19
Titled "Cofveve: It Can Only Good Happen"
19
Benegger85Apr 3, 2026
+10
And the Kindle version: Everything's computer
10
Mysterious-Tie7039Apr 3, 2026
+9
“The damned dumbest student I ever had.”
9
KittySharkWithAHatApr 3, 2026
+7
I'm going to answer a question like this I have to look up what was his latest thing he said today because he always seems to top himself. Like he's putting a genuine effort into stupidity.
7
baconbitsyApr 3, 2026
+6
Was literally going to say “see whatever Trump said *today*.” It could be any given day.
6
jugularhealer16Apr 3, 2026
+5
Until that beautiful day comes
5
JcklvyApr 3, 2026
+5
He made a really dumb speech recently that they already pulled from the White House website. It was exceptionally dumb even for him.
5
Far_Strength_7208Apr 3, 2026
+2
sometimes i wonder if he was trolling us on purpose or if he actually believed half of it. either way, history books are gonna have a field day with his qoutes.
2
Go_Go_GodzillaApr 3, 2026
+5
The inject bleach or put light bulbs inside ourselves to cure COVID was particularly memorable.
F***** thought he just wung a cure for Covid by shooting up Clorox: if it kills it, why don't we inject it into ourselves to kill it?! Have we studied that?!
5
jayhawkjoey65Apr 3, 2026
+5
"All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms". You know who.
5
straightfirecrApr 3, 2026
+4
I enjoyed the irony/schadenfreude of Herman Cain calling Covid a hoax and then dying from Covid a month later
4
WhataboutBombvoyageApr 3, 2026
+3
Every comment on here will be topped in stupidity in less than 24 hours
3
LiraeynApr 3, 2026
+3
Not just what he says. His vocabulary reads like a third grade journal during superlative lessons.
3
dannyracApr 3, 2026
+6
Dumbest person ever
6
wesleh778Apr 3, 2026
+2
“nothing bad will happen, it can only good happen.”
2
smokywater50Apr 3, 2026
+2
Yep this is what I was thinking also, could almost pick anything he says
2
Spiel_FossApr 3, 2026
+3
If Stupid Presidents was a Jeopardy category, "who was Trump" will dominate.
No doubt about that.
3
mtgguy999Apr 3, 2026
+58
In 2010, Democratic Rep. Hank Johnson suggested that a proposed military buildup could cause the island of Guam to "tip over and capsize". During a House Armed Services Committee hearing, he said, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize"
Admiral Robert F. Willard, head of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, responded to the comment by saying, "Uhh, we don't anticipate that"
58
OldBodyOlderSoulApr 3, 2026
+11
And he’s still serving
11
bitemytailApr 3, 2026
+2
Came in looking for this quote.
2
OkWorldliness6311Apr 3, 2026
+149
“Concepts of a plan”
149
XShadowborneXApr 3, 2026
+35
The greatest part was that in his prior presidency he said that they had a plan that they'd be releasing in...you guessed it! In two weeks!
35
OkWorldliness6311Apr 3, 2026
+6
I always careen wildly between laughing and crying when he says “two weeks.”
6
Ok-Gate9780Apr 3, 2026
+3
"I have a feeling"
3
vibe4itApr 3, 2026
+226
“And we’ll make Mexico pay for it!”
226
Spookee67Apr 3, 2026
+20
or whatever Trump just said. He's just getting stupider...
20
Interesting_Table568Apr 3, 2026
+265
*Insert Donald Trump quote here*
265
geekgirl114Apr 3, 2026
+62
If his mouth is open... its the dumbest thing
62
whatproblemsApr 3, 2026
+22
got to be the dumbest world leader in the modern era
22
HurtPillowApr 3, 2026
+6
I'd amend that to say, dumbest in recorded history.
6
SUN_WU_K0NGApr 3, 2026
+20
It would be impossible to choose his dumbest quote because he’s sure to say something dumber tomorrow.
20
MyrddinSidheApr 3, 2026
+7
My response to the OP was going to be “What has Donald Trump said today?”
7
harps86Apr 3, 2026
+6
"The straight will open up naturally, it will just open up naturally".
6
CruitireApr 3, 2026
+8
Yep, whatever the f*** he said today, because every day the shit he spouts gets dumber and more delusional.
8
FreshestCremeFraicheApr 3, 2026
+9
It can only good happen
Covfefe
9
TedWApr 3, 2026
+5
It's a 1000 way tie and they're all his.
5
imaginary_jebusApr 3, 2026
+5
Right. At this point all of the dumbest things ever said were between 2016-2020 and now just a rolling cavalcade of insanity 2024-present.
5
zombie_overlordApr 3, 2026
+2
Was going to say, just let me check today's news
2
UtahUtopiaApr 3, 2026
+141
Trump praised the Americans’ military efforts in the war against Great Britain. “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,” (about a war in the 1800's)
141
Majestic-Macaron6019Apr 3, 2026
+40
*a war in 1812-14
40
dinosaur_rocketshipApr 3, 2026
+35
Also, when asked about the Declaration of Independence he described it as “a declaration of unity and love and respect”
35
XShadowborneXApr 3, 2026
+14
I like his quote about the battle of Gettysburg "Never fight uphill me boys!"
14
Mayorquimby87Apr 3, 2026
+5
"Gettysburg, wow..."
5
EccohawkApr 3, 2026
+5
Wasn't that around the time he was saying stupid shit about Frederick Douglass too?
5
Amazing-Wall2664Apr 3, 2026
+9
Jesus.
9
Impressive-Vast-9821Apr 3, 2026
+37
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids".
37
Aardvark_ManApr 3, 2026
+3
Not quite as bad, but an Australian politician once said high fuel tax was targeted at rich people because "Poor people don't drive cars."
3
LOTRfreak101Apr 3, 2026
+3
I remember watching Biden use that one. That was definitely one of his worst moments.
3
Im_with_stooopidApr 3, 2026
+15
The body has a way of shutting down to prevent pregnancy if it's a legitimate r***.
15
BobcatluvApr 3, 2026
+7
Spoken by Congressman Todd Akin of Missouri, whose body did not have a way of shutting down the prostate cancer that killed him
7
ashlatiApr 3, 2026
+14
''You know, I've always wondered about the taping equipment. But I'm damn glad we have it.''
Nixon
14
AbsurdityIsRealityApr 3, 2026
+65
"I've done more for black people than any other president." - Donald Trump
65
scarves_and_miraclesApr 3, 2026
+18
I feel like Lincoln did a little bit.
18
TedWApr 3, 2026
+18
"I like presidents who weren't shot."
18
Red_Sea_PedestrianApr 3, 2026
+6
Well, Trump still claims he was shot in the ear. So…
6
ImpressionFast923Apr 3, 2026
+38
“I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman” - Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger
38
ChronoLegion2Apr 3, 2026
+4
So, if they’re both gay?
4
jredmondApr 3, 2026
+6
Lavender weddings used to be a thing.
6
soggy_waffle88Apr 3, 2026
+95
"Make America great again"
95
somastarsApr 3, 2026
+7
Made America Worse Again
7
YesbutwhynowApr 3, 2026
+47
The island of Guam is in danger of sinking b/c the military was going to put too many troops there.
47
betterthanamasterApr 3, 2026
+15
Hank Johnson, ladies and gentlemen. He’s still serving. This year is his 20th year as a Rep from Georgia’s 4th District.
You can look it up because it was filmed.
15
Worried_Lobster6783Apr 3, 2026
+19
Came to say this. "My fear is the island will become so heavily populated it will tip over and capsize"
19
NegativeChiralityApr 3, 2026
+12
The dry reply of "no sir I don't anticipate that will be an issue" or whatever is still hilarious to me
12
Embarrassed-Weird173Apr 3, 2026
+5
He literally does a hand motion showing that the island tips over, and then later has the gall to be like "I was just being symbolic."
5
notanaardvarkApr 3, 2026
+5
I know there are a million Trump ones to pick from, but honestly this is the first quote that came to my mind.
5
ashlatiApr 3, 2026
+34
''There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.''
34
NegativeChiralityApr 3, 2026
+15
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning
15
ChronoLegion2Apr 3, 2026
+7
Bill Maher answered that, “No, Mr. President, they isn’t”
7
ChronoLegion2Apr 3, 2026
+9
What a simpler time it was
9
Apollo_T_YorpApr 3, 2026
+6
FWIW apparently as he was saying it he realized that saying "shame on me" would be a bad idea because it could be clipped out of context and used in attack ads, so he did his best to ad lib something else
6
SwissForeignPolicyApr 3, 2026
+2
Honestly, doesn't seem that bad nowadays.
2
jamiecarl09Apr 3, 2026
+39
This is just going to be a thread of Trump quotes.
39
Logical-Bullfrog3216Apr 3, 2026
+22
It should be
22
absentmindedjwcApr 3, 2026
+55
It changes frequently.. about every time Donald Trump opens his stupid mouth.
55
GTaucerApr 3, 2026
+65
Not much point in answering, since Trump will top it by this time tomorrow
65
ashlatiApr 3, 2026
+22
''For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks.''
22
itsashleybabyyApr 3, 2026
+8
I'm a fighter not a quitter.
I am resigning.
8
Apollo_T_YorpApr 3, 2026
+8
I know it's not THE dumbest but I'm digging this one up from the archives because it's so funny: "POTATOE"
8
ArtismusApr 3, 2026
+18
A far right German politician said that hitler was a leftist
18
sam_the_beagleApr 3, 2026
+16
The police are not here to create disorder, they are here to preserve disorder. Mayor of Chicago, Richard Daley during the 1968 Democratic Convention.
16
SouthernSierraApr 3, 2026
+2
The classic
2
Dropped_RockApr 3, 2026
+7
[R*** is like the rain, if it's inevitable lie back and enjoy it.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton_Williams).
7
TheGardenBlinkedApr 3, 2026
+8
“A day like today is not a day for soundbites, we can leave those at home, but I feel the hand of history upon our shoulder.” - Tony Blair
“In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating — they're eating the pets of the people that live there." - guess who
“Funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at" – Neil Parish, Tory MP, explaining why he was watching p********** in the House of Commons.
“Yesterday I went, as we all must, to Peppa Pig World" - Boris Johnson
8
Petermacc122Apr 3, 2026
+3
At least the British ones are funny. All the American ones are a list of how dumb can they be.
3
FoxyInTheSnowApr 3, 2026
+9
I don’t know if he’s made the single dumbest utterance, but for sheer, staggering volume of dumb shit, trump wins.
Where to begin?
“Groceries… an old-fashioned word… It sort of says a bag with different things in it”.
9
katmom1969Apr 3, 2026
+32
Every last word Trump has sputtered.
32
Worst-Eh-SureApr 3, 2026
+32
I was fond of being promised by a “business genius” that prescription prices would go down 1,500%.
32
whole_chocolate_milkApr 3, 2026
+21
Check Trump's twitter. Whatever the last bullshit he spewed would beat out anything any other politician has ever said.
21
dodadolerApr 3, 2026
+22
What’s the latest from trump? I’ll go with that
22
liarandathiefApr 3, 2026
+22
"They're eating the dogs"
22
Ziggystardust97Apr 3, 2026
+15
"Global warming is fine because we'll have more oceanfront property."
15
WildBad7298Apr 3, 2026
+7
"I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater. And there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there...
By the way, lot of shark attacks lately, I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was. He said ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman’s swimming.' She really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks.
So I said, there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking, do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted? Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming to that water. But you know what I’d do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”
7
239treeApr 3, 2026
+8
*looking* *directly* *at* *the* *sun*
8
TheParadoxigmApr 3, 2026
+27
"Please clap"
27
OmarsBulgeApr 3, 2026
+12
Sorry this question is too fluid - turn on Fox News for a real time analysis.
12
chook_slopApr 3, 2026
+6
This week?
6
pierrechaquejourApr 3, 2026
+5
“It depends on what your definition of the word ‘is’ is.”
“Mission accomplished!”
“Sometimes you misunderestimated me.”
A few oldies hopelessly overshadowed by everything Trump has ever said.
5
Former-War1318Apr 3, 2026
+20
I'd go with William Henry Harrison's entire inaugural address. It was raining, he spoke outside for 2 1/2 hours, caught pneumonia, and died a few weeks later.
20
Ziggystardust97Apr 3, 2026
+7
WR of speedrunning the presidency any%
7
willaisacatApr 3, 2026
+21
The Iran war will end "when I feel it in my bones.'. - DJT
21
CommissionSpiritual8Apr 3, 2026
+25
the election was stolen
25
Standard_Location762Apr 3, 2026
+13
I endorse Donald Trump
13
RookieCardsApr 3, 2026
+4
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -Dan Quayle
4
AzazaelApr 3, 2026
+6
"I don't hold a hose mate" - then Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison explaining why it was fine he'd gone to Hawaii on holidays when half the east coast was on fire.
6
Zeustheman144Apr 3, 2026
+2
I actually respect this quote
2
DudeRobert125Apr 3, 2026
+4
There’s a lot of recent bias in this thread. Or maybe most of y’all are too young to remember some of George W’s greatest hits.
4
jimspriggs2Apr 3, 2026
+11
Whatever Trump says next.
11
RTK4740Apr 3, 2026
+11
"____________." Insert any Donald Trump words spoken today.
11
Crott117Apr 3, 2026
+7
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
7
TheSeekerOfSanityApr 3, 2026
+4
Something about nuking hurricanes or injecting bleach.
4
ALandWarInAsiaApr 3, 2026
+9
"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction" I am still not sure if he was lying or duped into believing it.
9
chalk_in_bootsApr 3, 2026
+3
Promptly followed by Chirac saying the sanest thing from any politician in the GWOT "No the f****** don't, you're an idiot, we're not invading Iraq with you"
3
chuang-tzuApr 3, 2026
+7
Anything that comes out of Trump's mouth makes it the dumbest thing a politician has said. Those who don't get that fact are the people I want to see on a different side of the ground.
Edit: you to who.
7
hhruppApr 3, 2026
+3
Who was that guy who just recently said the Strait of Hormuz would just open up "naturally?"
That guy.
3
GregholeApr 3, 2026
+3
AOC once said growing cauliflower in New York was racist because it's white people food and they should grow yucca instead. Yucca grows in the dessert and cauliflower is actually from the middle east. Not the dumbest thing any politician ever said but it's the funniest one I can think of off the top of my head.
George Bush also once said "The problem with the French is they don't even have a word for entrepreneur.". Classic.
3
theseedbeaderApr 3, 2026
+3
While I believe there isn’t any politician dumber than tRump, I’m tempted to add that Todd Akin, a late US Representative for Missouri, had a pretty bad one.
He made an anti-abortion argument that r*** can’t result in pregnancy because “If it’s a legitimate r***, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
3
Gloomy-Difference-51Apr 3, 2026
+3
Standing up to the American people just to tell us that tylenol is the cause of autism.
3
daveescapedApr 3, 2026
+3
Don’t blame Trump.
Imagine hearing everything he has said and VOTING for him. TWICE!
How much do you have to hate the other side for you to hear all of that and vote for him.
3
Head_Razzmatazz7174Apr 3, 2026
+3
*gestures broadly to our sitting US government*
3
Impressive-Ad8501Apr 3, 2026
+3
They’re not lies, they’re alternative facts
I have concepts of a plan
Apolitically speaking, at least 95% of the things Trump says
Probably Pol Pot too
3
theblackyetiApr 3, 2026
+2
Legitimately one of, if not the, dumbest person to rise to power.
2
LawsonLunaticApr 3, 2026
+3
"They're eating the dogs...."
The answer is always Trump.
3
BroseppeVerdiApr 3, 2026
+3
"What's the dumbest thing a politician who isn't Donald Trump has ever said" might be a better question. To that end, I'm going to go with:
"You don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate"
- Sen. Mark Pryor
Honorable mention to that congressman who was concerned that stationing too many troops in Guam would cause it to capsize.
3
MelbaToast604Apr 3, 2026
+3
Every day trump says a new one
My favourite is "i have a concept of a plan"
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TacoMeatSundayApr 3, 2026
+2
The answer changes every time Trump opens his mouth
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Pacman-_-Apr 3, 2026
+2
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again
- George W. Bush
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Walter_ArmstrongApr 3, 2026
+2
Anything Pauline Hanson or Bob Katter have ever said.
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bootstrapping_ladApr 3, 2026
+2
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
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LissyVeeApr 3, 2026
+2
Whatever was said the last time Donald Trump opened his mouth. His idiocy is the gift that just keeps on giving.
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DevstroApr 3, 2026
+2
"We all are going to die": Joni Ernst, Senator from Iowa
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Bogeysmom1972Apr 3, 2026
+2
Everything out of Trump’s mouth
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Bionic_NinjasApr 3, 2026
+2
Pretty much everything Donald Trump has ever said is tied for first place
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ColanasouApr 3, 2026
+2
"The moon is the most valuable tactical military ground. Rocks launched from there would have the force of 100 nukes"
- brianna wu, a democratic candidate for congress. She lost, luckily.
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FoxxtronixApr 3, 2026
+2
That's a very difficult choice. There's been a lot of politicians throughout history, and some of them have said some terrifyingly dumb things.
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Red_Sea_PedestrianApr 3, 2026
+2
[Howard Dean screaming in an odd fashion on stage during the 2004 Iowa Democratic Primary for President.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_scream)
[Video of the Dean Scream](https://www.c-span.org/clip/public-affairs-event/user-clip-the-dean-scream/3602686)
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milemarkerteslaApr 3, 2026
+2
“It depends on what your definition of the word “is“. is.”
-Bill Clinton during his impeachment trial.
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QuillAndQuipApr 3, 2026
+2
Listen to DT on any given day. "Gulf of America" is right on up there.
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editorreillyApr 3, 2026
+2
In 1990, Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams made a controversial remark comparing bad weather to r***, stating, "If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."
He lost.
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Osric250Apr 3, 2026
+2
Just look at the news and whatever the most recent thing Trump has said is about 70% likely to be it.
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despenser412Apr 3, 2026
+2
Make America Great Again. Vote Trump.
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skottaoApr 3, 2026
+2
The last thing tRump said.
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Jeffy_WeffyApr 3, 2026
+2
Maybe it was the time Trump suggested beating COVID by using bleach or sunlight inside the body.
Donald Trump "They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?" suggesting we nuke hurricanes.
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Humble-Usual7038Apr 3, 2026
+2
Peoplekind.
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timdisselkoenApr 3, 2026
+2
The next thing Trump says. He works hard to top himself.
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The_Mongrel_TarantsApr 3, 2026
+2
I don't know. I missed yesterday's press conference.
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No-Mycologist47Apr 3, 2026
+2
Everything to ever leave TACOs mouth but my favorite, which should have turned everyone, and I mean everyone with half a frecking brain.... "Smart people don't like me-" DJT
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JulianalexidorApr 3, 2026
+2
We will be out of Iran in 2-3 weeks
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ditchdiggergirlApr 3, 2026
+2
I have no idea - I haven’t been following the news today so I’m pretty far out of date.
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thereisonlyonemeApr 3, 2026
+2
Well Trump just said... Wait. He just surpassed that and said... Hang on. His next comment was even dumber. OK, so he... No, stop. He's still talking...
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400footceilingApr 3, 2026
+2
I dunno, what did Trump say today, and yesterday, and the day before that, etc?
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