What is the most dad thing a dad can do?

Hi Hungry I'm Dad

say "hold the flashlight still"

fart, slap knees, groan, and stand up all at the same time

Let out an absolute bellow of a sneeze

Drive to his daughter’s apartment at 5:30am after an ice storm and scrape all her car windows and clear a path for the tires.

Fix something while mansplaining the entire time.

Be there

Not wear a condom….

Laugh historicly, loud

What I'm doing right now, which is to arrange an extremely elaborate and tightly planned vacation overseas and drag the wife and kids from place to place to follow an insanely packed schedule while the kids incessantly whine about being tired and bored, with everybody completely stuffed and shellacked every night, only to wake up at 6am the next day and do it all again. If that didn't happen it wouldn't be family vacation 😂

Say, “Well, Kiddo” when his daughter gets her period for the first time when mom isn’t home and he has to talk to her

provide for his family. sitting on the sofa while watching sports on TV during weekends with a can of beer in hand.

Follow you to the Mall and hide being there 

White new balances and cargo shorts. It’s a right of passage

walk fast with no purpose and then complain why we are all super slow (Btw we are walking in normal speed)

Tell you the same story from 1998 like it just happened yesterday.

Being on a shitty mood when they fasting

Have anger problems and not go to therapy

Let his daughters paint his fingernails and toenails.

Repair the broken favorite toy

Carry the tired toddler while walking back to the car.

Come home, eat supper, and head back to work. Oh, and work on Saturday's too.

Smoking a cig and achieving that perfect Wok Hei casually and simultaneously.