What is the strangest thing anyone has ever said to you?

"Wanna see my 😺" I was 8, she was 8 too. 2 yrs later she left the school, problem is we were childhood friends.

I had a teacher who any time anyone got a haircut he would point it out and go “do you feel more aerodynamic now?” Such a guy

A couple months ago I had a random encounter with an old man walking out of a gas station. This complete stranger grabbed my arm as I was passing in the parking lot & said in the most dispassionate, deadpan voice "You're moving too much". Then he let go & walked to his truck. It happened so quick I didn't really react, but I'm still thinking about it & wondering what on earth that means?

Some old guy at my job was watching me work on the assembly line and came up to me and said "I like the way you work". Idk if he's a perv or he just liked how I WORKED that assembly line. 

one time someone told me they were communicating with their pet goldfish through telepathy. just sat there like... okay, that's a new one.