I don't have one. I don't think there are any jobs i would like *that* much.
Edit: if i get one more "honestly, thats more real than people want to admit" type bot comment
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Firm-Stuff5486Apr 1, 2026
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The professional animal skritcher position goes to me then!
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DustySaloon5Apr 1, 2026
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Ok.
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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Same here
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goggletannnApr 1, 2026
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Honestly same.
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goth-crowApr 1, 2026
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100%. Does retirement count? I’m so exhausted at 19…
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DustySaloon5Apr 1, 2026
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I think I'd get bored and socially isolated being essentially a housewife for the rest of my life, but i could do part time for sure
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goth-crowApr 1, 2026
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I love that for you. Going outside is so anxiety inducing. Are housewifes allowed to game and still dress like a goth? Because that’s my dream.
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DustySaloon5Apr 1, 2026
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Probably don't get married if your spouse is making rules on that I'd say
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GeorgeFromManagementApr 1, 2026
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Management.
See name.
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NotChedcoApr 1, 2026
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Are you from management, or is that name ment to inspire you to reach your lofty goals?
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Old_Let6608Apr 1, 2026
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I think my dream career would be something that blends creativity freedom and impact like being a travel storyteller or content creator. The idea of exploring different places meeting new people and sharing those experiences in a way that inspires others really appeals to me.
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FloorExciting2412Apr 1, 2026
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You just described Anthony Bourdain.
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Charleston2SeattleApr 1, 2026
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My job has similarities. As a technical writer, my job is to learn things all day long (I love learning new things!). And then share those things with others who need to know them. I've been in this profession for 31 years, and still enjoy it.
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sampoqiserApr 1, 2026
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Billionaire so I don't have to work and can just give my extra money to charities and my family and friends
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vwilldie1deApr 1, 2026
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Is billionaire a job or status ?
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sampoqiserApr 1, 2026
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I feel like a lot of billionaires talk about it like it's a job in itself to manage all their wealth
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ModestPonchoApr 1, 2026
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Writers room. Like for a tv show
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vwilldie1deApr 1, 2026
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P*** ⭐ I don't need to explain why .
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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No judgement here get that money
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HardBartyBartyApr 1, 2026
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Radio Disk Jockey
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SpecialHistorical683Apr 1, 2026
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self-employment. I can manage my schedule.
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FlirtyFeline_18Apr 1, 2026
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Something that helps people and makes a real impact.
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AggravatingWonder768Apr 1, 2026
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Stock broker in Wall Street. The vives, the power, being envolved in stress and money... My dream.
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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Potentially the next wolf of wall street 😝
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Outside-Fishing-6283Apr 1, 2026
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Surfing some gnarly waves or fishing
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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That’s my dream move to Florida and fish all the time
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LeepIIApr 1, 2026
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Working at Minature Wonderland. If you don't know, it is the largest model railroad in the world, it takes up two buildings. I would do anything they asked just to be able to wonder around at lunch.
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MaleficentOlive9865Apr 1, 2026
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My dream job is having no job, just haven’t unlocked that level yet.
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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When you figure out the formula please let me know lol
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skrawburryyApr 1, 2026
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I dream to have no job…if I had to choose, food critic
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HailtoUkraineApr 1, 2026
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Paramedic or combat medic
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Suspicious-Regret620Apr 1, 2026
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To not have a career
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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I chose the same option and here i am doing a job I hate now
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Suspicious-Regret620Apr 1, 2026
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I’ve hated every job. Don’t care enough bc they all suck.
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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I tried to turn a hobby that I enjoyed into a career and I’m never been so miserable in life
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Reggie_VisionApr 1, 2026
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self employment
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Completeshock52Apr 1, 2026
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Pilot. Wish I had known this 20 years ago
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suitzupApr 1, 2026
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As a professional pilot. It's an awesome job but as a career there are serious challenges.
\- Extremely expensive schooling
\- Pure seniority based systems means missing lots of weekends/holidays
\- Sleep disruptions due to varying schedules
\- Numerous medical issues could end career with next to zero transferable skills
The good parts are good and never get old, and I don't regret my choice... but if I had to do life again, I think I would go for something that allows me to maximize my time at home with my kids.
EDIT: I also just want to say, it is not uncommon as a second career. Transitioning to fly in your early 50s would still give you almost 10 years at an airline.
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FloorExciting2412Apr 1, 2026
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Large breed dog rescue. In small numbers. Dogs have been part of my life for sixty years they have given so much I want to return it.
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Hazel748Apr 1, 2026
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Some kind of foreign service job, traveling the world, visiting different countries, speaking and becoming fluent in different languages. And all while helping the environment or making a small difference in that place however it may be.
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CravingCranberriesApr 1, 2026
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Professional sleeper
Im really good at it, I just need someone to pay me
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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Probably only thing I’m good at in life 😂😂😂
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33RhyvehRApr 1, 2026
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Organizing and improving how we reference, organize and represent information visual/spatially.
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1PunkAssBookJockeyApr 1, 2026
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I do not dream of labor
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Going2beBANNEDanywayApr 1, 2026
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Stay at home dad with no kids.
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Charming_Injury5859Apr 1, 2026
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I’m studying to get in the university. I want to do psychology is my passion, it’s hard to enter in this university cuz is one of the bests of my country. And when I think being there as student one of my dreams in my career is to write a book, and be a great psychologist because I love to be altruist and helpful, I love to help people and when knowledge is in the form of addition, everything look even better to me.
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GoviModoApr 1, 2026
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I don’t dream of labour only it’s fruits
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jojoba7700Apr 1, 2026
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Network engineering... 🔥
CCNA certified with a solid grasp on Active Directory environments, datacenter foundations, some coding and a few other things... Been among the best in my class as I really have a knack for it, but all I am getting are rejection letters...
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Pinkbaguette4563Apr 1, 2026
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Art Gallery owner / Art Curator
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Antoine_the_PotatoApr 1, 2026
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My current career: piano rebuilder. It's a trade and an art at the same time. I started tuning pianos when I was 15 and now I have a collection of 9 pianos ranging from 112-157 years old that I'm restoring to factory condition to sell. I absolutely love my job and hope to be doing it until I die
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UnimpressedMarloApr 1, 2026
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Diabetic Educator.
I’m Type 1 and I would love to help others figure things out. Too bad the education is prohibitive to me, personally.
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DieselMechanic731Apr 1, 2026
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That would be awesome my best friend passed away almost 2 years ago from complications from having diabetes and he was only 29 years old
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smithykateApr 1, 2026
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I’d love to be a writer, or earn money through up-cycling furniture. Mostly because I want to manage my work time around my energy and family but also because I’d actually enjoy doing it.
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_latenightvibes_Apr 1, 2026
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Honestly anything that gives me enough peace to enjoy my life outside of work too. That matters more to me now than having some super impressive title.
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ghostinthecreekApr 1, 2026
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15T that serves additionally as a door gunner in the 160th SOAR
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Aggravating_Self4016Apr 1, 2026
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I'd love to have enough money to just build classic cars and sell them.
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poobudmanApr 1, 2026
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Regional superintendent of school p**** inspection. I don’t want to be involved in the day-to-day nitty-gritty, but I want to have a roll in ensuring that state mandated school p**** inspections are completed in an efficient and professional manner.
Dog walker. I think that would be the only job that I would be happy to do
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ChrispyVGCApr 1, 2026
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Sleeping at home
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Mom_who_drinksApr 1, 2026
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I want to be the guy that travels all over with the Stanley Cup.
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ApprehensivePlan483Apr 1, 2026
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If I had a lot more confidence, imagination, wit I’d like to be a comedian.
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larry_tronApr 1, 2026
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Electronics engineer
I’d love to be able to build powerful hardware and have it add to my current computer programming skills
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lena_mayer99Apr 1, 2026
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Freelance Graphic Designer
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Chefboyarde90Apr 1, 2026
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I don’t care about it lol 😂
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serlearnsalotApr 1, 2026
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I want to be a wildlife/fishing guide. I really enjoy being outside in nature, and rivers have always fascinated me, but there is no way I will be able to have the work/life balance, or make the money needed to support my family doing that as a career.
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Icy-Outlandishness-5Apr 1, 2026
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Stay-at-home couch potato trust fund baby because working sucks.
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