What is your most embarrassing nsfw moment?

My now wife once sneezed while I was still inside her and it literally shot me out of her. Hurt like hell but we still laugh about it now

Me and my high-school girlfriend were doing the deed on the floor. Right in the middle of it, her grandmother walked in. I was on top so she saw my pale Irish ass thrusting away with her granddaughters legs wrapped around me. I heard the door creak open and then her saying "OH THE SHAME!" over and over again. I jumped up, put on the jeans and boots, and ran out the door. The best part is I picked up the condom wrapper on my way out and put it in my pocket. I ended up forgetting it, because a day later my mom did my laundry and found it. She went to my dad and threw a fit saying he needed to talk to me. He apparently said something to the effect of "he's using them so what else is there to say, dont forget to pinch the tip?" She was not amused. He told me about all this which explained why my mom was so pissy with me for days.

Ex partner inserted a vibrating toy into me, he lost his grip and it went up. Cue me squatting, freaking out trying to lay it like an egg. He attempted to get it out with kitchen tongs. I eventually got it out via a squat and cough method

My GF of the time was babysitting her younger siblings and told me to come over. The kids were watching a movie so she tells me to come upstairs with her. We're full tilt going at it in her room when her brother walks in and is like oh shit im telling dad. So obviously he does. Next time I come over he says he wants to talk to us. Honestly, he was super cool about it. Just said he understood he couldn't stop us he just wants us to be safe and to be a bit smarter about time, place, and locking the door. He also wanted to be sure I was treating her with respect. I was cool with the conversation, my girlfriend was f******. Mortified.

When a fwb first asked me to dirty talk... as an 18 year old I had no clue what would be a slightly degrading yet s*** thing to say. I stressed and I called her a c**** street hooker. She just bursted out in laughter and the moment was totally gone. I still cringe a littlebit when I think about it.

Idk if it’s my most embarrassing, but it’s a pretty funny one. I was a young teenager and my church was having a weekend trip to a campground. We all got our own tents and were sleeping around each other. I was talking with one of the girls around the camp fire and I got horny so I went into my tent to rub on out. Some people were still awake, but I was in my tent and I was being quiet. The only thing that gave me away was my flashlight that was making a giant silhouette of my d*** on the wall that people could see from the outside (from what I’m told). After I finished I exited the tent and came back to the group and they all laughed at me for it. At the time I was miserable about it, but now I think it’s funny in hindsight.

getting caught masturbating with a hairbrush

After all the hype we got naked and down to business. Not even a three pump chump was I.

I went to slap a partners ass while she was on top and goofed the timing. Ended up firmly wacking my balls.

His sister started knocking on the door and he left me there & ran into the bathroom (Bonus : He put both his legs inside one leg of his jeans and fell down during this chaos)

Last night, I fell asleep immediately after having some “me time”, and woke up to my husband laughing because there was a video called “t*** out in the coffee shop” left open on my screen.

I was on vacation and went to the gym to workout and was to meet my wife at the pool after. I saw her from a distance and as she looked at me I started flexing and finger gunning at her. She looked confused. As I got closer I realized this person wasn't my wife. In an attempt to avoid a fight with this person's husband I kept walking past her and pretended I was talking to an invisible person on the other side of the fence covered in ivy.

Was inside my wife's ass. Right after I came, I was still inside her, but beginning to soften slightly, and she straight farts my half-flaccid d*** out of her a******. There was just something about the way it flopped out and kinda "shook in the wind" that, to this day, is the most hilarious thing I've ever been a part of. She was embarrassed, I was too busy dying from laughing.

Watching p*** on my phone and my wife pulls up in my truck and my Bluetooth connects, playing my p*** audio in the truck.

sent a risky text to family group chat

Had an ice cube in my coochie (don’t ask) while he was eating me out. As I climaxed the contraction of my v***** sent the ice cube directly to the back of his throat, making him choke. I still chuckle about it sometimes.

My girlfriend at the time wanted to practice deepthroating, and when she went too deep, she threw up on me. She was very embarrassed, but a short time later we were laughing about it.

Spent the night in a hotel with a girl I was REALLY attracted to. I was a little premature.... 3 times.... that night. As in, each time we did it. I arrived after around 10 or 15 seconds.

Met up with a guy for a one time thing and he just slid a finger in my ass while 69ing (me on top) and he had no idea that I was having some stomach issues at the time. Let's say his finger came out.. darker.. He didn't really say anything other than sorry and wiping his finger off on a paper tissue. Me embarrased as hell wanting to get off him but he just went back to business lol.

other persons parents came home. dad opened the door to find us in bed and said “really?” … the parents became regulars at the place i worked soon after.

A friend's parents were out of town so he invited me and my ex over. It didn't take long before my friend went upstairs with his girlfriend, and my ex and I were getting heated in the room that connects to the garage. We wound up taking off our clothes in that room and then going to the garage, but we didn't realize the door was locked. So we were butt ass naked in the garage and I had nothing to cover myself with. No cell phone or anything, I had to open the garage door in the middle of the day, walk around to the front of the house naked, and ring the doorbell repeatedly, until my friend finally answered. Hopefully the neighbors didn't see me because that must've looked so bad, haha

My sis walked on me while im half naked about to rub it

Farted while cumming. haha … still cringe thinking about it today 😅

Lived in a weird 1912 home that had a roof so flat that we could walk around and hang out on it. I lived in attic which also had access to the roof. Back in like 2010 I was going at it with my future ex wife and my roommate just comes walking up to my window on the roof with a chair and just started watching. Needless to say words were exchanged. Fast forward 5 years and he was in the groomsman's party at the wedding lol

Was 20 and just out of my first relationship. Met up with a girl on Tinder and we were making some small talk, I complimented her smile and she proceeds to tell me how actually all her front teeth are fake because of an unfortunate shower accident she'd had years ago. So, anyway, a while later we're doing the do and I, unprompted, stop, look at her, and just go "Fake-Teeth McGee." I have no idea why I did that, she laughed so hard she peed on me, and sex was done for the day.

I slept over at my cousin's place, on the couch in the living room which had a balcony. I went to the bathroom and came back and started jerking it. It took me about 10 minutes, after I was done, his wife came in from the balcony as she was out there smoking a cigarette, and she just rushed to her bedroom. I don't like to think about it, but I imagine she was awkwardly waiting out there and looking for a good moment to come back in

opened my gallery to show someone a picture and… yeah scrolled too far

I have a Yeti mic, with a button to mute it, as I was in a company wide meeting with a new client and his employees, my wife was playfully teasing me by flashing me behind my desktop, and I secretly pressed the mute button and said: “well you think I won’t eat those t*** while I’m in a meeting? you do know that I will fill that puss up too tonight”… and then unmuted… The whole zoom meeting team was quiet and one of my female colleagues said my name kinda in a shy manner… Apparently I pulled the cable out of the mic and it automatically switched to my monitors mic… which I NEVER used and didn’t even remember was there… I remember the blood rushing to my face, as I phisically felt it… never felt so stunned in my life… tried to play it off by pretending my mic was dead all of a sudden, and then proceeded to be quiet for the rest of the onboarding, by manually turning off all mics…

Dislocated my jaw while giving hubby a particularly spirited b******. Panicked, sat up quickly... couldn't close my mouth. Tried to manually manipulate my jaw back into place... nothing. Panicked more... proceeded to punch myself in the jaw which roughly popped everything back in place. Finished bj successfully. (For the love of f***, if this ever happens to you GO TO THE ER. This was a Wrong Life Choice (TM). My jaw randomly clicks throughout the day and maybe 1-2 times a month I have to manually work my jaw back into place.)

Probably the time my ex wife and I were banging in our cabin on a cruise. Her parents full on walked in.

I was naked and about to lose my virginity and I got a nosebleed that went all over her chest and shoulder. I didn't know I had it until it was too late. We laughed about it but the moment was ruined. 10 years later and she's my wife.

Dunno if it was embarrassing for me or for him but he was f****** my ass and after he came inside he immediately started to piss as well by an accident

Well I was in Paris and I took a hot bath after exploring the city all day. I fell asleep in the tub and woke up cold. I stumbled out and into the room and there were the maids making the bed. Luckily I jumped back in the bathroom really quickly and there was yelling in French that I didn’t understand. They left and a short time later the hotel manager came by to talk to me about scaring the maids.

Grandma of my ex walked in on us when we were doing the deed

Mom walked in on me face down, ass up, butt plug in, vibrator on p****, moaning and using one hand to play with my butt plug.  She simply silently walked back out. Never spoke about it. I was 17. Big yikes. 

Had sex with tinder date. She leans in for kiss. I lean in for fist bump. Last interaction.

A guy told me my v***** was very smooth and soooo comfortable. I was very surprised but pleased, til he added "As you're fat, there is fat inside all around it, a layer, you know, like a seal". 🥲🦭

farted in her face while she was blowing me twice..

I worked at a dog daycare where we provided services for the pets. Like walking and bathing and playing with toys. Well we use our personal phones to send photos of the services to show them having a good time. I once did a walk service and was sending photos I had taken. Somehow missed that I sent, to the owner of a dog, a photo of me standing in front of a mirror almost entirely naked.

Was going down on my gf (I’m a woman) and my cat somehow found his way to my a****** and gave it a good lick before I noticed him. We burst out laughing but yeah embarrassing.

My girlfriend and I were having sex when I was in high school. She was on top, we were both fully naked and completely uncovered. I must have forgotten to lock the door, because my dad walked in. I have no clue how long he was standing there in shock, but he had to have had a full view of my girlfriend (I mean he saw EVERYTHING) and probably also his son’s d***. He couldn’t look her in the eye for weeks after, and we were all embarrassed

One time at family Christmas I was wearing Christmas themed shorts around. They were soft, slightly fluffy, and had a little bell on them. I had boxers underneath that happened to be about the same length. My uncle pantsed me thinking it was just the Christmas themed shorts he would pull down. Well he pulled my boxers down too, exposing my jingle bells and candy cane in front of my entire family as I was helping to distribute presents.

Okay, this was 35 years ago, I was 16. I was sitting in front of my computer, in my room, door closed and was masturbating. Suddenly I heard someone at my door, pushed my p**** inside my pants and jumped up as quickly as I could. The door opened and my little sister stood in the door, telling me something, I don't remember what. But the standing up and putting my p**** back into my pants had caused so much friction, so I was standing there, about six feet away from the door, violently coming into my pants. While having eye contact with my sister, because I had to pretend I was listening to her. She didn't realize what was happening, but I avoided talking to her for a while after that.

I was in my car with a FWB. Knock on the windows. Nassau PD with flashlight. He had shocked look. He just said. GET THE FF OUT OF HERE LOL. THE girl never saw the Officer

mom/dad walking in on you, while you are trying to suck you own p****

Was fooling around with my girl late at night. Previously during the day had done an incredibly long and heavy gym session so my muscles were absolutely depleted especially my core after the workout punishment I put it through. Doing doggy, about to bust. Right as I go to pull out, I got UNBEARABLE muscle contractions and cramps that could only have been conjured up by Satan himself. You know how when your leg cramps you have to find that “sweet spot” where the cramp doesn’t hurt? Ya, it didn’t exist during this. My entire abdominal area felt like it was twisting into a knot and to this day is one of the worst pains Ive ever felt. Typically when I cramp after a hard gym day it’s from lack of electrolytes. Anyways, I told my girlfriend through the agony to get me salt as I lay there naked, in the fetus position, with my population pudding on me. She comes back and had to feed me like an animal since I could barely move. She cupped her hand full of salt and I licked it like a goddamn degenerate simp in the vulnerable state I was in. To this day incredibly awful experience, by my god does it make for a funny story

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While losing my virginity as a nerdy 17-year-old, I unironically said to my then-gf who was NOT nerdy in the slifhtest "This is so much better than World of Warcraft" Luckily she thought it was hilarious lmao

Woke up at my fwb's apartment in Paris. Her flat was small man, and we had mexican food on our night out before the deed. I woke up with the urge to take a massive shit, so I ran to the toilets but it was facing her bed. She heard everything as I unleashed hell. Funny enough, that made her laugh. We had a*** sex that night and she joked "thank god it wasn't you that was getting penetrated!" Never been so embarassed in my life (We still hooked up a couple more times after that and I was careful about what I'd eat).

Tried a*** for the first time and I accidentally shit on the bed

my entire family caugth me in jerking, it was 3 years ago l still cant forget it

I end up going home with this girl evening, take her home, end up. Yknow. And I'm on top of her and there's lots of feeling and rubbing happening and she just starts laughing. Like not giggling like we'd been doing for the past few hours, properly laughing, and I look beside me down at the floor and my cat is looking. SO concerned at us. Like she has no idea what's going on but it terrifies her. My cat is homophobic.

I was on Grindr at work, when an important work call came through. I grabbed my gm who I needed on the call, he handled it for about 10 minutes, hangs up the phone, and just hands it back and says “he’s got hairy abs.” My conversation had been photos swaps so he saw everything 😅

Mom walked in on me while I was trying to lick my own foreskin when I was about 8 or 9 ( she was more mad that I wasn’t in bed on a school night)

Accidentally sending a very not-safe-for-work message to the wrong person… especially when it’s someone you definitely didn’t mean to send it to. That kind of moment lives rent free forever!

I’ve got two. 1- As a high school football player we had to get a physical from the super hot sports physio gal. I maintain that that was the coldest room I’ve ever been in in my life. Might be in my mind, but she never looked at me the same again. 2- w/ my high school girlfriend, and she was on her knees working me. I was nervous so I kept looking over my shoulder to make sure her parents didn’t walk in. Anyway I got juuust over the edge, and turned my head just in time for her mom to smack me on the a** with all of her strength/fury. Had to get clothes on and clean up while being smacked and yelled at. Ah conservative upbringings…. Zero chill.

High school girlfriend gave me a pair of her underwear as a keep sake. Idk why I just thought it was hot and it tuned her on knowing I had them. One night I cranked it holding the underwear cause I’m a weirdo. I left for school, got through probably first period and realized I left them on my nightstand. I started panicking, cause I know my mom would periodically clean my room and she had previously snooped and found alcohol I had hidden. I got home and they were gone. Couldn’t find them anywhere. My mom never brought it up. I think in retrospect, she shouldn’t have done anything. First of all, did she pick them up? Or did she use gloves to throw them away? I didn’t ask questions cause she never brought it up. Likely was disappointed that I was a teenager having sex and just was scared to confront me. My dad never said anything either. What probably happened is my mom found them, throw em away, and they decided to just act like nothing happened and knew I would never come to them and say “Yo what did you do with my girlfriends underwear”? Idk, it was never discussed and made things really weird for a while.

TLDR: Lost my virginity, ended up at ER. Boyfriend older than dad. Dad showed up at ER....😂😁🙃🫠😑 I was an extremely sheltered, controlled daughter, and once I was kicked out of the house at 19, I entered a mental health housing program, and became part of a MH program that was designed for adults with persistent mental and or neurodivergent diagnosis. (Before PROS destroyed the really good programs that brought normalcy for those of us on disability) I lost my virginity at 21 to a guy who was 3 years older than my dad. The messy "first time experience" turned into hemorrhaging, and I ended up at the ER with my"boyfriend." I hadn't been aware my mother had decided to take a quick trip to PA with my Gramma so Gramma could see her sisters. So when the ER called my parents house, I hadn't been told my dad was coming. To my dad's credit, even though we have never been close, he was extremely nervous about my well being, and knew that if my mother said the wrong thing to me or boyfriend we'd disappear. I was just feeling the effects of some meds the ER had given me, when my poor dad walks in, and he and the boyfriend...well...freeze. I remember wishing I could sink right through the hospital bed, and slip into oblivion somewhere under the basement of the hospital. My dad, to his credit, first smiled and gently said to J, "hey, thank you so much for being here with L. I knew you wouldn't let her come alone." And to his credit, the ex, J, voiced his absolute relief that my dad didn't come in and knocked him out. My dad, with a heavy, ragged voice said "J. My kid is legal, and you're here with her. I don't think there is much more I could say except I really appreciate it. Can I buy you a soda in the cafeteria?" As J followed my dad to the door, my dad kissed my forehead, and said he would say goodbye before he left. I thanked him. J gave me a quick kiss and left with my dad. Later that day when we got home, I asked him how it went. J didn't lie; my dad did everything he could to make J comfortable, and try to lessen the all over stress. But it didn't mean he wasn't shitting bricks and crawling in the unbelievable awkwardness of this ridiculous situation. 30 years later, I will always be grateful my dad was the one who showed up. My mother is a covert narcissist who reveled in causing Karen level scenes where she could be a c*nt, but it was allowed because she'd appear like she was an actual caring protective mom. I know to this day she hated J, like she hates my spouse of 21 years for one reason only: they had her number from day 1, and they made sure that when they were around, she wasn't going to pull ANY of her sick head games with me. J was a broken alcoholic, who never could escape the horror of his childhood. And yeah, there was a lot of bad and ugly with the good. But as an older, wiser woman, I know he too loved me (as best as he could) and I will always be grateful for my past! Namaste!

Imagine this , warm spring mid afternoon in cold Finland. Decided to watch TV. Carried a blanket. This was with my ex- wife BTW. So we have 2 energy filled kids (then 6&4). Neighbour rings the doorbell and asks if our kids can go to their place. Done! Ex comes under the covers and we start watching TV. One thing leads to another and I'm inside her. We were kinda hot and the kids used their key to get back in to ask some irrelevant question. Right when they were questioning us, I start coming and from the release, so does she. We are trying to keep our O faces straight. She's flushed as hell and I'm sweaty as hell and still inside her. Every time she speaks the vibration causes me to still feel her "walls" vibrating and I cum a 2nd time. Kids were probably too young but I'm sure they'll figure stuff about at some point.

I was once naked in a locker room when the female maid came in

I dated a girl who invited me over right when her parents left for a trip… we started f****** on the kitchen table and her mom and dad walked back in because they forgot to grab a passport. Cue to me in her ass as I shoulder checked and saw them stunned… I never went to her place again.

got a cringey story about this. one time I thought I was alone in the house, ended up way too loud and my parents came home early, big yikes.

Years ago, woke up middle of the night needing to use the bathroom I went into the hallway and noticed the bathroom lights were on so I waited in the hallway. I hear a "Sssppp" from my older brothers room, there I see my brother ass naked and waving me to go back to my room. I went to my room closing the door thinking wtf, after a few minutes I hear the bathroom door open and another door close, just then My brother text me "ok do your Business then back to your room". I did and went back to sleep after I was done. The next morning I wake up my brother making my favorite breakfast Bacon and eggs with a side of French toast. He held a plate for me and all he said was "Don't ask or bring up what happened" I accepted and we never talked about that night for the rest of our lives.