What scandal will Pam Bondi be involved with in a few weeks time now she has been sacked?

Her husband will be cheating on her with Kristi Noem’s wife…eh I mean husband.

Will be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars

Who gets primary custody of the Dow

Hopefully, something at the state level.

She'll get named to the board of one of the companies impacted by the 23,000 criminal investigations she shut down. [https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-doj-immigration-bondi-declinations-criminal-investigations](https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-doj-immigration-bondi-declinations-criminal-investigations)

She’s getting into the high rise window cleaning business I hear.

In a better world than the one we live in, she will leak an unredacted version of the Epstein files out of spite for Trump throwing her under the bus over covering them for him.

She'll be caught stealing from the Arby's where she works

I wonder, now that she’s back in Florida, does the Secret Service or anybody protect her? She was living on the military base because of her fear

Was she involved in the sweetheart deal epstein received? 🤔

But can't she be issued a subpoena now as a normal citizen, and made to answer under oath, no executive privilege?

She still has an active subpoena over her handling of the Epstein files.

Fox News

she got epstein off easy on his first conviction … should go back and look at that

Whatever it is, it’ll somehow involve money and no wrongdoing

I wonder what her male partner does in his spare time ???

The hearing to disbar her in Florida

If they can’t shut her up, they will end her life.

Skys the limit with these crooks

Tiger Woods like DUI, I’m calling it now.

Dead in a one-car accident

Her husband will be trans, or an illegal or something.

Bondi stole the kit kats

Suicide

Her husband has been cheating on her, she knows about it but will still act shocked

Still protecting diaper donny

Epstein cover up

Epstein files. 

I reckon she'll be loitering on a street corner very soon. Good luck Pam...

Herpetic conjunctivitis. 

She can’t go back and live peacefully in her home in Qatar anymore. That property has suddenly become a little more noisy and a lot less valuable. Thanks, former boss Donald. Hahaha

One of these sacked women will probably be suicided, the one with the Epstein details? Maybe.

Knowing her track record, it feels like we’re just waiting for the next headline at this point.

She will have been beaten by her redneck husband and end up with two black eyes, three missing teeth and most of her hair yanked out of her head.

Maybe she will do a Marjorie Taylor Green flip and become an advocate for things good and right, write a bestselling book, sell the movie rights. The real question is that just like Giuliani and Mark Meadows, she knows exactly where all the bodies are buried--why doesn't she make bank off that?

I predict that her private sector job will be the family's personal attorney so everything between her and the old geezer will be privileged information and she can refuse testimony about him or any alleged coverups on this basis, and she will take that argument to Congress. I am also guessing that a position like that will pay fairly well. And if I were a untethered theorist, I might see past these headlining theatrics and wonder if her firing was strategic - just sending her forward into next phase, into the private sector because: a) she couldn't outrun/avoid the Epstein outcry forever so this is the next step in their strategy to continue burying the files along with any acts contributing to any coverup and also I am starting to think b) the old geezer is experiencing fatigue - fascists love wars like normal people love puppies: great at first but after a while they become a burden. This war situation is breaking him - you can visibly see it wearing him down. Also notable, I find it very weird that her last act was to expressly permit a certain geezer to take and keep classified files or evidence. Seems like they are both well positioned to suppress future investigations and to avoid recourse.

Well.. she got fired for informing someone that the FBI was about to investigate their relationship with a Chinese spy. So.. in normal times. That would be the scandal folks are focused on. But ppl didn’t look past the headlines so it seems like no1 even knows that happened.

Jail!

Considering she was just subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee by name—not just as the AG—the 'scandal' is already here. It’ll be interesting to see if that private sector role she mentioned is just a euphemism for 'spending all my time with a defense attorney.' Between the Epstein file redaction mess and the failed political prosecutions, she’s left a trail of paperwork that isn't going to just vanish because she lost her office key.

Something involving the b**** Noem’s cross-dressing hubie.

the real question is which scandal won't she be involved in. at this rate it's just a matter of what surfaces first

Love triangle with noem her drag hubby and big Lebowski

The Epstein files are the big one. She originally claimed she had the 'client list' on her desk, then later the DOJ (Department Of Justice) said it didn't exist. That back-and-forth pissed off both sides of the aisle. Plus, she pushed out 3,400 career DOJ lawyers in a year—people are calling it a 'sledgehammer' approach. The scandal isn't just that she's out; it's that she’s still subpoenaed for April 14th, so we might actually see her testify under oath soon.

murdering her crossdressing husband.

Was this whole Iran thing so that he could fire Bondi as quietly as possible?

A g*ngb*ng in one of those camps for immigrants