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Announcements Mar 28, 2026 at 11:13 AM

What would your “warning label” say if you came with one?

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AverageNo1727 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: Will say "5 more minutes" for the next 3 hours.
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Omg man, time is money 💰💰 you gotta change XD
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Remote-Panic-5131 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Handle with snacks and low expectations.
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Lanky-Play3881 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning I’m not normal 
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flairdinkum Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution: objects *may* be larger than they appear
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Hahaha and the observer maybe farther than they appear 🫡
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Maplecook Mar 28, 2026 +1
"Contains nuts"
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Hahaha thats why people get nut allergy 😜
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isthatwillythewanker Mar 28, 2026 +1
Do not leave alone in a room with alcohol of any kind.
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Don't worry "spirits" are around 😅
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isthatwillythewanker Mar 28, 2026 +1
More religious than a priest I am. I see spirits, taste spirits, piss spirits. Red wine is the blood of christ, is it not? So I'm about 0.3% Jesus.
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theTenebrus Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution: Sarcasm may be too subtle for all audiences.
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IMightBeADolt Mar 28, 2026 +1
Overly Sarcastic as a Defense Mechanism
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Lord_Shiba_Sama Mar 28, 2026 +1
Don’t underestimate the cute dog
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Technical-Image1916 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Caution. Keep away from alcohol
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valentina_flux Mar 28, 2026 +1
Battery low: Please provide caffeine to continue.
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DecembersDragons Mar 28, 2026 +1
I'd HATE it but ... he's testing you. 
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zolot_101 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: Social battery sold separately
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rosalindana Mar 28, 2026 +1
Shoot your dirty shirts at the laundry baskets
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meekymessiah Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning : will notice every single thing you do or say and overthink about it.
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Ooohh the art of noticing 🤌🏾🤌🏾
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CloudberryMuffins Mar 28, 2026 +1
Emotionally complex. Handle with snacks.
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neurodiverserainbow Mar 28, 2026 +1
Has no filter
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SquishyNoodles1960 Mar 28, 2026 +1
""No filter"
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Ormidale Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: may try to explain banjitar tunings.
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CulturalConstant2773 Mar 28, 2026 +1
“Keep on truckin’, good buddy!”
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glowberrytangle Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: may contain multitudes (Yes, I'm insufferable arts major, how can you tell?)
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
damn thats hot stuff 🫠
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solo1y Mar 28, 2026 +1
* Some people think I’m a genius. Others think I’m an idiot. * Some people think I’m a “people pleaser”. Others think I go out of my way to annoy everyone.  * Some people think I’m too dark and cynical. Others think I’m too upbeat and optimistic. * Some people think I’m too secretive. Others think I’m too open. * Some people think I take things too seriously. Others think I’m too flippant. * Some people think I’m intransigent and stubborn. Others think I let people walk all over me. * Some people think I’m intense. Others think I’m too laid-back. (Some of these are the same people.)
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Coz humans have duality 👥
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Sad-Lecture6340 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: don't mistake my kindness for weakness
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NotTodayCheeses Mar 28, 2026 +1
She is short but her temper is shorter
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Hahaha, just curious by any chance you an aries?
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NotTodayCheeses Mar 28, 2026 +1
No, I am a Gemini ^^
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Acrobatic_Profit_626 Mar 28, 2026 +1
warning: running out of patience😂
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StrikingSuccotash827 Mar 28, 2026 +1
may spontaneously break into random facts; proceed with caution
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Inherently_Rainbow Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: Smol and bites
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Haha thats cute, love it 🐥
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FKunz_2306 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Warning: Might become your best friend
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Ooooo thats interesting 🫠
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FKunz_2306 Mar 28, 2026 +1
How did my comment attract a down vote 😂
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
well it also attracted an upvote from me :)
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Green__Flag Mar 28, 2026 +1
Green flag
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
and then wait till it turns red? 💀 Just kidding
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Green__Flag Mar 28, 2026 +1
😂😂 no it stays green
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s-e-x_h-i-p-s Mar 28, 2026 +1
Don't get wet
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Ooooo but if you make her cry she will 🫡
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s-e-x_h-i-p-s Mar 28, 2026 +1
I don't make people cry so why would I get wet
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Ehhh the warning label is for other to see. Not for you. So if your warning label says: Don't get wet, it for otherssss
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Kileen93 Mar 28, 2026 +1
"I'm the girl your mother warned you about"
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mycro_dose Mar 28, 2026 +1
Ooooo thats fiery, you go gurlllll 🙌🏾
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