Warning: Will say "5 more minutes" for the next 3 hours.
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
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Omg man, time is money 💰💰 you gotta change XD
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Remote-Panic-5131Mar 28, 2026
+1
Handle with snacks and low expectations.
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Lanky-Play3881Mar 28, 2026
+1
Warning I’m not normal
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flairdinkumMar 28, 2026
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Caution: objects *may* be larger than they appear
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
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Hahaha and the observer maybe farther than they appear 🫡
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MaplecookMar 28, 2026
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"Contains nuts"
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Hahaha thats why people get nut allergy 😜
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isthatwillythewankerMar 28, 2026
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Do not leave alone in a room with alcohol of any kind.
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
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Don't worry "spirits" are around 😅
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isthatwillythewankerMar 28, 2026
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More religious than a priest I am.
I see spirits, taste spirits, piss spirits.
Red wine is the blood of christ, is it not?
So I'm about 0.3% Jesus.
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theTenebrusMar 28, 2026
+1
Caution: Sarcasm may be too subtle for all audiences.
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IMightBeADoltMar 28, 2026
+1
Overly Sarcastic as a Defense Mechanism
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Lord_Shiba_SamaMar 28, 2026
+1
Don’t underestimate the cute dog
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Technical-Image1916Mar 28, 2026
+1
Caution. Keep away from alcohol
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valentina_fluxMar 28, 2026
+1
Battery low: Please provide caffeine to continue.
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DecembersDragonsMar 28, 2026
+1
I'd HATE it but ... he's testing you.
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zolot_101Mar 28, 2026
+1
Warning: Social battery sold separately
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rosalindanaMar 28, 2026
+1
Shoot your dirty shirts at the laundry baskets
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meekymessiahMar 28, 2026
+1
Warning : will notice every single thing you do or say and overthink about it.
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Ooohh the art of noticing 🤌🏾🤌🏾
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CloudberryMuffinsMar 28, 2026
+1
Emotionally complex. Handle with snacks.
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neurodiverserainbowMar 28, 2026
+1
Has no filter
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SquishyNoodles1960Mar 28, 2026
+1
""No filter"
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OrmidaleMar 28, 2026
+1
Warning: may try to explain banjitar tunings.
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CulturalConstant2773Mar 28, 2026
+1
“Keep on truckin’, good buddy!”
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glowberrytangleMar 28, 2026
+1
Warning: may contain multitudes
(Yes, I'm insufferable arts major, how can you tell?)
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
damn thats hot stuff 🫠
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solo1yMar 28, 2026
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* Some people think I’m a genius. Others think I’m an idiot.
* Some people think I’m a “people pleaser”. Others think I go out of my way to annoy everyone.
* Some people think I’m too dark and cynical. Others think I’m too upbeat and optimistic.
* Some people think I’m too secretive. Others think I’m too open.
* Some people think I take things too seriously. Others think I’m too flippant.
* Some people think I’m intransigent and stubborn. Others think I let people walk all over me.
* Some people think I’m intense. Others think I’m too laid-back.
(Some of these are the same people.)
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
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Coz humans have duality 👥
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Sad-Lecture6340Mar 28, 2026
+1
Warning: don't mistake my kindness for weakness
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NotTodayCheesesMar 28, 2026
+1
She is short but her temper is shorter
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
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Hahaha, just curious by any chance you an aries?
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NotTodayCheesesMar 28, 2026
+1
No, I am a Gemini ^^
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Acrobatic_Profit_626Mar 28, 2026
+1
warning: running out of patience😂
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StrikingSuccotash827Mar 28, 2026
+1
may spontaneously break into random facts; proceed with caution
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Inherently_RainbowMar 28, 2026
+1
Warning: Smol and bites
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Haha thats cute, love it 🐥
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FKunz_2306Mar 28, 2026
+1
Warning:
Might become your best friend
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Ooooo thats interesting 🫠
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FKunz_2306Mar 28, 2026
+1
How did my comment attract a down vote 😂
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
well it also attracted an upvote from me :)
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Green__FlagMar 28, 2026
+1
Green flag
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
and then wait till it turns red? 💀 Just kidding
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Green__FlagMar 28, 2026
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😂😂 no it stays green
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s-e-x_h-i-p-sMar 28, 2026
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Don't get wet
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Ooooo but if you make her cry she will 🫡
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s-e-x_h-i-p-sMar 28, 2026
+1
I don't make people cry so why would I get wet
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mycro_doseMar 28, 2026
+1
Ehhh the warning label is for other to see. Not for you. So if your warning label says: Don't get wet, it for otherssss
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