What's a completely irrational thing you believe that you can't explain?

There should be a mandatory IQ test before anyone is permitted to make a podcast

That I’ll fall asleep faster if I check the time again.

Task paralysis

That if I don’t check something twice like locking a door or saving a file it’ll definitely go wrong even when I know it probably won’t.

Elephants exit

That there actually is a deity, only it/he/she washed their hands of us.

Quantum immortality

How much money TikTok shop is making ever minute

That showering immediately after a gym session is bad

The degree to which you psychologically need money is a superpower and the money will spawn when you need it, and I very much mean psychologically not practically, I've never needed money for drugs and not been able to find it that same day, sometimes it just falls from the sky...

that I am the leader of some gay alien electric jelly fish race if u REALLY wana know (its a boring story but someones gonna ask...) . . I was trippin on a bit of mushrooms (i feel this must be noted). definitely less than 2g maybe even less than 1. and ive taken heavier trips. anyways. chilling and i start to notice some anomalies in my vision. kinda like the invisibility shield in halo where you can see, but not really, something present. idk whytf it felt like natural instinct to close my eyes to see better.. but when I did, I saw a swarm army (like.. bazillions) of alien jellyfish (closest thing i can describe..) idk how i knew they were gay... I suppose because they all only got 1 gender or something, I dont remember exactly but something like that. I remember they were advancing for war and I can see their electric powers. like they shoot (more like scorpion than like a gun) swords made of electricity and their sound wasnt war drums or anything. it was a story of their glory and achievements and past and all the worlds they've taken over and conquered (but the audio(?) was telepathic or something, not sound like war drums, like a vibe like sound emanating out of them collectively, but different file extension if that makes sense 😂) anyway I grabbed their leader and asked I squeezed him(or it) he realised that I was squeezing so hard but I can squeeze much harder and idk how they knew i intended to kill it (telepathic or something, different kinda communication) but there was a lightning sword that comes out of him that branches out electricity (but this is SOLID matter, not just electric flow and light idk how to describe it.. like a party whistle roll thing that gets longer when you blow it and comes back when you stop blowing) but anyways their leaders defeat at my hand rendered them at my mercy and asked me for mercy to spare their leader and apparently they got some rule that I have to lead them now and they found me to be worthy of the position because of the mercy I showed and some mad stuff but yeah....I can now shoot kajillions of energy light swords at will just by wanting to. Even just by tensing a little. but I dont want to attack anyone with this power and idk how to even use it if I wanted to. I assume that they're like lemons, when you squeeze the juice comes out. and when I squeeze them harder, the sword comes out bigger than they could have brought it because they cant produce that much power. so their low power outputs a high power weapon. ao when much higher power is inserted , it pushes the limits and multiplies it. again... no idea how any of this works. I feel like will Smith in mib1. and when the sword comes out... they all shoot out swords. and they're huge. and they're loads.

A INCRÍVEL CAPACIDADE DO SER HUMANO DE PERPETUAR OS ERROS DAQUELES QUE OS MALTRATARAM