i always check my pockets twice even when i know theres nothing there
450
69696969-69696969Apr 1, 2026
+103
Phone, Wallet, Keys. Anything more or less, is cause for concern and potentially inflicts the confusion debuff. If the confusion debuff doesn't take effect, then the "Did i leave the stove on?" persistent debuff timer begins. With a random activation time between 2 minutes and 6 hours starting from the time pockets were lest checked.
103
monstoApr 1, 2026
+26
Spectacles, testicles, phone, wallet, keys. Got to make sure.
26
fuckspezamirightApr 1, 2026
+19
Spectacles testicles wallet and watch
19
Weary-Knowledge-7180Apr 1, 2026
+855
Volume needs to be on an even number
855
kazmosisApr 1, 2026
+538
5 is an even number in this case
538
Raptor_197Apr 1, 2026
+228
Even or divisional by 5.
228
tashkiiraApr 1, 2026
+77
divisible.
divisional refers to within a division, be it military or sports.
77
ServusFriendApr 1, 2026
+22
Getting corrected like that may annoy people in real life, but on Listnook I really like it for some reason. Here it actually feels like gifting some knowledge :)
22
PanicOnFunkotronApr 1, 2026
+7
This opinion is divisive
7
marcelmax1Apr 1, 2026
+31
numbers ending with 5 or 0 are the best
31
ChomkurruApr 1, 2026
+12
yes but if they're suboptimal you have to use either the one ending in 2 or 4
12
halfheartednihilistApr 1, 2026
+45
Unless it goes to 11
45
takesthebiscuitApr 1, 2026
+7
Mine goes up to negative 11
7
WardlordApr 1, 2026
+7
I prefer prime numbers only.
7
Prior-Subject6077Apr 1, 2026
+16
Haha my volume needs to be an odd number!
16
lanaabananaaApr 1, 2026
+6
Even number sharp and pointy and angry. Odd number nice and round and smooth.
6
dawidowmakaApr 1, 2026
+3
1 and 7 are famously round and smooth
3
Gemini11XApr 1, 2026
+5
Me too. Everything has to be on an odd number. My A.D.D demands it.
5
chxnkybxtfxnkyApr 1, 2026
+5
I haven't had a TV that shows the value of the volume in numerical form in many years...decades even. But all of my cars have. I started driving at 18 and I would HAVE to have the volume on an even number. Then, out of nowhere, I found myself needing it on an odd number. It's so weird to me, tbh
Using a turn signal when there's nobody else on the road for miles.
1606
scarves_and_miraclesApr 1, 2026
+640
Better to just be in the habit than to have to think about it every time.
640
ProfessionalCraft983Apr 1, 2026
+181
Yep, it's a muscle memory for me at this point.
181
RockstarAgentApr 1, 2026
+31
I just think there’s a cop hiding out just waiting to ruin my day. No point in thinking otherwise.
31
goofydude9000Apr 1, 2026
+12
As we get older, at some point there may be a car we missed, that time it is great that we did not think "I see no car so I don't need to use the turn signal" but instead use it anyway and no accident happen.
12
TheEpicDudeguymanApr 1, 2026
+8
You ever flick on the signal as you’re entering a roundabout tho? Because I do a lot lol
8
314flavoredpieApr 1, 2026
+6
You ever flick on the signal as you’re entering a 90° bend in a road (with no actual turns)? I do that sometimes and then look around with that Brian Regan “nobody look at me, I’m a moron” energy
6
Remote_Sun_2017Apr 1, 2026
+21
People have become so bad at indicating these days, the BMW joke extends to half the road users. On roundabouts people are going right the way round the roundabout and don't signal at all, so f****** dangerous.
21
DragonflyFantasizedApr 1, 2026
+10
My dad had an X5 with a lane keep feature that would nudge him back into his lane if he tried to change without signalling. It pissed him off immensely. RIP Dad, you weren’t as good a driver as you thought you were.
10
newtonredditsApr 1, 2026
+8
I have a Toyota and a BMW and every time I hop into the BMW I use the turn signal out of habit the entire BMW community laughs at me 😭
8
MrrykrizmithApr 1, 2026
+5
Same reason I look both ways when crossing a one way road
5
2bad-2careApr 1, 2026
+122
It drives me crazy when someone doesn't use their turn signals even when there's "no one around". Maybe there's a pedestrian you didn't notice at night. Maybe some dumb kid on a dirt bike is racing up behind you with no lights on. And like others have said, it's a good thing to have as a muscle memory action so you don't accidentally forget it when it does really matter.
122
SixhauntApr 1, 2026
+24
As someone who does a lot of walking, I can't agree more
24
DiabeticButNotFatApr 1, 2026
+6
Where you walking to?
6
SixhauntApr 1, 2026
+13
literally to nowhere. I just like going for at least a 2-3 hour walk every day since I work inside at the computer all day. The walk is just a big loop that goes through the city and a park but no destination
13
confrondexApr 1, 2026
+6
Places
6
moving0targetApr 1, 2026
+16
That's as ingrained as putting my seat belt on.
16
farlon636Apr 1, 2026
+12
I grew up in a small town where the cops had nothing better to do than sit behind bushes on random back streets waiting for people to turn into a driveway or something without signaling. Now that I've moved, I keep getting passengers asking why I signal for everything, even when there is nobody around
12
BluDYTApr 1, 2026
+3
Not using a turn signal when it's bumper to bumper - half the driving population
3
understated_vibesApr 1, 2026
+11
You have to follow this rule. It's the law.
11
CriscoCampingApr 1, 2026
+573
It's more of a superstition, but I have a few cars and trucks, and when I have a nice thought about one, when i'm driving it, I pat it on the dash to let it know I'm proud of it
573
darndasherApr 1, 2026
+117
The counter to that, I always apologize to my cars when I hit a pothole, big bump, or have to slam on my brakes. It's not often! But I feel bad for my nice, reliable cars getting hurt.
I pat the dash and say, "oh, im so sorry! You're okay, right?"
117
bitches_and_witchesApr 1, 2026
+14
I rub the center of steering wheel tenderly
14
Head_Razzmatazz7174Apr 1, 2026
+8
I'm constantly apologizing to my car. Our town has a lot of potholes and occasionally there's one that's a bit bigger than expected.
8
Expo737Apr 1, 2026
+17
I'm a flight attendant and every day when I climb aboard my aircraft I give it a gentle pat and say "hello girl, give us a good one today" or if it was the same one from the day before "hello again". Other crew think I'm nuts but I've been doing it 21 years and only crashed once ;)
Well technically it was a crash, heck the Manchester Evening News made out that we'd showered Knutsford with aircraft parts but simply another plane bumped into us and took our wingtip off.
17
StaccattoApr 1, 2026
+5
As a passenger, I always like to give the plane a little pat hello as I'm boarding.
If the crew would let me get near the nose so it could sniff my hand, I'd do that too. 😝
5
Comfortable_Bake3603Apr 1, 2026
+10
Eso fue tierno lol, tus carros y camionetas deben ser muy felices-?
10
Ramum7435Apr 1, 2026
+247
Saying "thank you" for anything
247
the_highchefApr 1, 2026
+49
And please. And sorry.
49
Expo737Apr 1, 2026
+12
I used to say "thank you" to ATMs after they gave me money, it used to drive my friend mad, I had to explain "it's giving me money, I'm being polite". I don't do it now, still thank Alexa though :/
12
Lyoko_warrior95Apr 1, 2026
+3
I’ve seen maximum overdrive too many times to not do this lol
3
Dear-Sheepherder3500Apr 1, 2026
+12
Same, it just kinda like an instinct. I am not saying that people should not be grateful but i am saying it even in the smallest things.
12
NotQuiteLoonaApr 1, 2026
+12
I think this way - it's better to say it one more time rather than don't say it when needed. You would never hurt anyone with "thank you," and every single person who would think that me thanking them for everything is a weakness would never be a person I would want to see in my life in the first place.
12
VMSGuyApr 1, 2026
+3
You must be Canadian…I am…we use please and thank you to a ridiculous level…
3
peachy_keeeApr 1, 2026
+149
always knocking on wood after saying something good might happen. dont even believe in it but if i dont do it my brain thinks im tempting fate. the dedication of this superstition is completely unhinged. or actually maybe i do believe it. nvm
149
russellvtApr 1, 2026
+44
I generally knock on the side of my own head while saying "knock on wood" in those situations.
44
kmcaulifflowerApr 1, 2026
+4
I do this as well!! Or if I say that something bad might happen. I'll go out of my way to find wood to knock on (I own a wood desk for this reason actually). Idk if I believe in it or it's some OCD comfort thing
4
QuaikerApr 1, 2026
+3
I'm not usually superstitious (just a little stitious), but with my terrible luck I also knock on wood. No point in tempting fate to prove me wrong.
3
ghoti00Apr 1, 2026
+72
You ever sit at a red light in the middle of nowhere with absolutely no cars around anywhere in the middle of the night? There's no reason you can't go. But you waited for it to turn green, didn't you?
72
Informal_Stress_9953Apr 1, 2026
+10
Every. Damn. Time.
10
NeatHedgehogApr 1, 2026
+7
There's one such light near me, and the cops just love to park their car just off the road, in the trees about 300ft away. You can usually catch a glint off their lightbar whenever you pull up in the dark.
7
mysecretpage_Apr 1, 2026
+176
I set 5 alarms even though the first one always wakes me up
176
AlemarTheKoboldApr 1, 2026
+97
I set five alarms even though I sleep through them all anyway
97
_Bad_Bob_Apr 1, 2026
+8
I used to set my alarm clock to be 15 minutes fast, even though I always knew the instant I woke up that it was fast. I stopped doing that because my half asleep brain wasn't always great at crunching numbers and I would end up late a lot.
I'm still late all the time, but at least waking up is a bit less stressful now.
8
Agitated-Raisin6197Apr 1, 2026
+49
When I was a kid, I had this badass encyclopedia of classic cars. It was huge, super cool, got it as a gift from my grandpa and I absolutely loved it… at first.
Every night before bed I would flip through the pages, deciding “I like this one!” Or “ew this one’s ugly!”
Somewhere along the line, I developed this weird law that I couldn’t go to sleep until I landed on a car that I liked. I would open the book to a page with my eyes closed, and if it wasn’t a “good” car I had to try again.
I remember very vividly experiencing my first heavy feelings of anxiety while dreading my very odd, self inflicted night routine. Would I be able to sleep that night?
I thought something was wrong with me for so long and hid it from my family, then it just kinda went away. There’s a weird childhood rule that makes no sense for you. Age was probably 6-10 or somewhere in there idk
49
CoracodaApr 1, 2026
+48
When I’m driving and I miss a green light or get stuck behind a slow vehicle, I assume I was delayed to prevent me from dying a Final Destination style death.
48
Head_Razzmatazz7174Apr 1, 2026
+7
There has been more than one time I had it confirmed. Car flying past me to beat the light, and got creamed by someone jumping the green light. No one died in any of those, but I had to pull over and do a witness report for the police.
7
amosayora4Apr 1, 2026
+43
checking behind the shower curtain...just in case
43
PolyJuicedRedHeadApr 1, 2026
+18
Oh good. It’s just a silver fish in the tub.
18
SudukiApr 1, 2026
+14
OH MY GOD IT HAS A KNIFE
14
afcagrooApr 1, 2026
+3
This seems like the beginning of an Other Side comic.
3
Kyoto_FrApr 1, 2026
+1
Look under the bed too don't forget
1
Equal_Goal_4390Apr 1, 2026
+92
Follow your gut. Your gut is your second brain!
92
ancalime9Apr 1, 2026
+74
I don't trust that brain, it only wants cake
74
NetflxnschillApr 1, 2026
+6
My gut has led me better than my brain ever did
6
kirradoodleApr 1, 2026
+7
I don't know - sometimes I think my gut has shit for brains.
7
ghjmApr 1, 2026
+63
On a multi switch light switch fixture, the switches must all point in the same direction.
63
C-Patrick1984Apr 1, 2026
+4
In our house, we have one that was installed upside down. I’ve told my wife that one of these days that will get turned around!
4
BoysenberryOk9118Apr 1, 2026
+87
I always touch the outside of the plane when boarding so it doesn't crash
87
DonPhanpyApr 1, 2026
+26
I do this too. My husband brought it up once so now I try to do it secretly, like I’m using the plane as support to step up into it. I’m sure it’s still obvious.
26
KorashimeApr 1, 2026
+13
There must be at least a dozen of us. I give the outside skin of the plane a good pat, and a reassuring nod. Cant' argue with the results.
13
cowboyjosh2010Apr 1, 2026
+6
I'm not superstitious about it, but I do touch the outside of the plane as I board simply because *when else am I gonna have the chance to touch the fuselage of a plane?!?* I don't work in aviation, I fly 0-1x/year, at most, and it's certainly not a hobby of mine. So I just do it because it's neat.
"Touch a Truck" community events are geared toward children, but the fun of interacting with a neat piece of equipment never really goes away.
6
understated_vibesApr 1, 2026
+207
Waiting for the walk signal even if there are no cars coming.
207
SnuggleBunni69Apr 1, 2026
+85
I learned South Koreans take this VERY seriously. I was trying to cross once when no cars were coming and an older guy stopped me and pointed to the don't walk sign.
85
Jazzlike_Strength561Apr 1, 2026
+36
Id respond by pointing at the red traffic light, because Koreans run those all the damned time.
36
geometricpelicanApr 1, 2026
+10
New Orleanians are the exact opposite. Those lights are merely a suggestion
10
SqueekyJuiceApr 1, 2026
+8
Yep. Nyc, too. Crosswalks are a suggestion
8
theartfulcodgerApr 1, 2026
+8
My dad actually got a citation from the RCMP for this, at 2 AM, on a deserted street in Biggar, Saskatchewan, population 2,200. Temperature that night was -30C (-22F) with blowing snow, and it was at one of only two pedestrian signals within a 50 kilometre radius. Dad was walking two blocks from a colleague’s house to his hotel, and was sober.
Judge threw out the ticket when Dad testified that the Mountie refused to let him sit in the squad car while he wrote out the citation, and instead made him stand on the windy street.
8
Cultural-Low2177Apr 1, 2026
+22
From WV, moved to Portland for awhile. In WV if you wait for the walk signal people look at you like you are dumb. Out west if you don't wait for the walk signal bystanders look at you like you are an a******... I think it is an expected volume thing. Portland gets a lot more traffic than all of WV lol, so I am guessing they feel a stronger incentive to see rules obeyed.
22
understated_vibesApr 1, 2026
+9
I lived in NYC my friends would always yell at me for this.
9
SnuggleBunni69Apr 1, 2026
+19
I live in NYC, and I don't have the time for you to wait for the light to change. If there's no cars you better be crossin.
19
understated_vibesApr 1, 2026
+5
To be fair its the same reaction if they're just standing i the middle of the sidewalk
5
weirdassmilletApr 1, 2026
+8
Yeah, I noticed this, too. I visited Portland, where people seemed to obey this very fastidiously, from Dallas where nobody gives a shit and you just go when there's no cars.
8
YorunokageApr 1, 2026
+4
Japanese people be like
4
ChampionshipLoud1398Apr 1, 2026
+68
I always end a flight of stairs on my right foot.
Edit: I thought I was the only one, wtf!
68
razoractApr 1, 2026
+22
This has to be tied to some right side good, left side evil bullshit.
I do the same shit like an idiot.
22
RotteneverythingApr 1, 2026
+15
i always start with my left foot and whatever happens at the end was meant to be.
15
YorunokageApr 1, 2026
+6
What the f*** so i'm not the only one
I don't always do it but i try to. It's not always because i feel like it's cheating if i skip a step right by the end, i have to guess correctly or remember that flight of stairs
6
platypus_farmer42Apr 1, 2026
+7
How can you plan that in advance though?
7
ChampionshipLoud1398Apr 1, 2026
+3
I can plan it up to 5-6 steps ahead. If I'm on the wrong foot, I'll instinctively correct it. Also, in buildings i know well, I instinctively know with which foot to start so as to end up on the right.
3
x7he6uitar6uyApr 1, 2026
+4
Same but with my left foot! Even though I'm heavily right-handed.
4
CeleryEquivalent3884Apr 1, 2026
+2
lmaoo samee
2
canigetawoop_woopApr 1, 2026
+2
I dont end it the same but I count the number of steps in my head while I go. If you ask me however many steps are in a flight of stairs I can tell you. I know the number of stairs to go up and down my friends split level entry just from counting them all the time
2
notthatkindoforc1121Apr 1, 2026
+86
Do to others as you would have them do to you
I'm no longer religious but to me it's a foundational part of humanity, even when it does not benefit yourself, and even when clearly others do not abide by said same rule.
86
ProfessionalCraft983Apr 1, 2026
+34
I'd say there's a very good reason for that which has nothing to do with religion. The "golden rule" leads to a much better society, especially if everyone were to follow it. And it's engrained into our psyche through evolution as an essential pillar of human morality.
34
RomanCopycatApr 1, 2026
+5
So there is a logical reason.
5
TxTechnicianApr 1, 2026
+16
Golden rule is only good advice if you also follow the silver rule.
# Don't do onto others that which you wouldn't have them do unto you.
So for example, don't shove your elephant worshiping psuedo religion onto someone else, because you wouldn't want them to shove their buffalo worshiping religion into you. Lol
16
CharlieParkourApr 1, 2026
+5
The Golden Rule sounds good on its face, but there's so much stuff that people would want done to them that I have no interest in. I did get into an interesting discussion with a guy one time about the two rules. He replied with a hypothetical about a person who wants to get into a fight. Golden Rule says if he wants to get punched in the face, it's all right to punch someone else in the face. Silver rule is the same thing. The whole thing is so self based. How about don't do unto others what they don't want done unto them?
5
FierceTierceApr 1, 2026
+6
I’ve heard of something better, the platinum rule as it’s called. Seems super obvious once you think about it but
> Treat others the way they want to be treated.
The problem with this is needing to assume how others want to be treated unless you already know them pretty well, but it’s a good start
6
TxTechnicianApr 1, 2026
+4
Ya I like that, but Donald Trump wants to be treated like he's god on earth.
I like the NAP:
"do not initiate the use of force to get what you want."
Really there is no 1 rule to rule them all. But a healthy mix of the rules for anyone who isn't a raging narcissist or psychopath... Results in a decent human.
4
captcraigarooApr 1, 2026
+2
Treat others how they want to be treated
2
tempamaticApr 1, 2026
+2
How about, “Treat people the way they want to be treated?”
2
Z-BorstApr 1, 2026
+41
I always use my turn signal, even if it's 4 a.m. and there's no one else on the road.
41
treeteathememekingApr 1, 2026
+20
This isn't irrational this is just the law
20
QuinoccoApr 1, 2026
+3
This depends on the jurisdiction. Here in Ontario, if yours is the only car, you don't have to signal.
3
lowtoiletsitterApr 1, 2026
+3
Still good to do it
3
Natural-Tomato-5147Apr 1, 2026
+20
always stock up with +1 more on long lasting product than I need (groceries wise)
20
Utopia7_SurvivorApr 1, 2026
+37
Checking the back seat of my car before getting in at night
37
theycallmetikiApr 1, 2026
+11
Completely logical, actually. Smart, even
11
DukeofBraintree918Apr 1, 2026
+42
Bloody Mary's are a breakfast drink I will not consume them after noon
42
rhodeweerieApr 1, 2026
+17
Can’t drink all day, if you don’t start in the morning.
17
OBISeriousApr 1, 2026
+5
Everyone knows that Bloody Caesars are an evening drink. /s
5
mfrench105Apr 1, 2026
+42
When the divorce from my first wife became final, my new fiancé and I could have gone to City Hall the next Friday and got married. I made her wait a week. It would have been Friday the 13th of March. We were married instead on the 20th.
I am not superstitious....normally
42
CriscoCampingApr 1, 2026
+15
Beware the Ides of March
15
bigmamachuddiesApr 1, 2026
+7
But you were a little stitious
7
Hozier_Loves_CatsApr 1, 2026
+5
wait i read this 3 times but maybe i got it wrong, so you got married a week after your divorce.... and had a fiancé?
5
DonjorjioApr 1, 2026
+87
When I get up at night and go to the toilet, I close one eye, because then after the light it's hard to navigate in the dark, after turning off the light, I open the closed eye and see better in the dark, that's how pirates used to do it, they wore a blindfold on one eye, it's dark in the hold, but it's light on the deck, I don't remember how old I've been doing this.
87
e42343Apr 1, 2026
+101
OP. ... for no logical reason?
Goes on to list a very logical reason.
101
wantahippo4christmasApr 1, 2026
+23
Who is turning on lights in the middle of the night?
23
khidmikeApr 1, 2026
+7
I have a nightlight in mine and it’s a lifesaver when it’s dark and I don’t want to wake up yet.
7
The_Hipster_KingApr 1, 2026
+3
Drone operators in Ukraine are doing the same. Seen this in a video.
3
OB1KENOBApr 1, 2026
+13
If I spin an object to the left, I must spin it the opposite way by an equal amount.
13
stro3ngest1Apr 1, 2026
+13
Never touch a screw lol
13
JaivesApr 1, 2026
+11
if there's a low ceiling support that can be reached with a short jump, i'm compelled to do it. at almost 50 with a bad back, this is a stupid habit i still do since i was a kid.
11
JasonxhxApr 1, 2026
+27
I refuse to change the settings on my air fryer. It defaults to 350° F and 15 minutes. I just put stuff in there til I get bored of waiting then take it out.
27
Cultural-Low2177Apr 1, 2026
+18
I follow rituals, traditions, visualizations, etc because wether I believe in them or not, the placebo effect is real and so is confirmation bias....
18
RachelleresApr 1, 2026
+2
Smart approach. Using psychology intentionally is it's own kind of practice.
2
themirthfulswamiApr 1, 2026
+7
Before sitting on a toilet I always lift the seat to check for spiders (or other bugs, I suppose, but primarily spiders).
7
SkylxrrrApr 1, 2026
+3
are you australian by any chance?
3
themirthfulswamiApr 1, 2026
+4
Nope. East coast US.
4
mustytomatoApr 1, 2026
+7
I always say “thank you” to self-check out machines when they thank me for shopping. I hope they remember I was always polite when they inevitably end up controlling everything.
7
Accurate-Ad-7944Apr 1, 2026
+13
I always have to eat the broken chips first because the whole ones "deserve better." been doing it since I was like 7 and at this point I'm afraid to stop
13
aDrunkSailor82Apr 1, 2026
+5
I do this. There's a hierarchy based on the following conditions, worst to best, and you eat them in order.
Smaller crumbs
Medium broken chips
Medium broken chips that are close to flat
Large broken chips
Large broken chips that are close to flat
Unbroken chips
Unbroken flat chips
5
LiquidSoilApr 1, 2026
+7
If someone offers you anything, candy, drink etc and theres only 1 left, you leave it for them and don't take it.
(Learnt this from the flint stones with the cactus cola)
7
Intrepid-Entrance460Apr 1, 2026
+12
Odd number of bay leaves in soup.
12
PolyJuicedRedHeadApr 1, 2026
+4
So 31 is good?
4
SuspiciousWind7719Apr 1, 2026
+6
That’s a bay tree
6
TheOtterRonApr 1, 2026
+6
1) My inner Canadian - Saying thank you for every little interaction that is helpful to me even if a thanks is not required.
2) Offer to take photos for people so everyone can be in them. In 10 years I have like 5 photos of myself, but have probably taken 100's of other peoples group photos lol.
6
Pernicious_PossumApr 1, 2026
+4
The dishwasher is loaded back to front, from right to left. Plates must face left. This is just how it’s supposed to be done
4
understated_vibesApr 1, 2026
+4
Anyone else puts the seat down after using the toilet? Even if you live alone?
4
Low_Debt8771Apr 1, 2026
+5
The rule of law, cause ive noticed some people seem to go nah and it doesn't matter
5
nWo1997Apr 1, 2026
+4
I feel uncomfortable when I'm walking with someone and we go around the same thing in different directions. Like, if there's a sign in our way, I feel odd when one of us goes around it to the left and another around to the right.
Yes, I'm part black.
4
BenithioApr 1, 2026
+6
I don't step on three consecutive drains. That way evil lies.
6
Well_Spoken_MuteApr 1, 2026
+5
If the stairs and the elevator are near each other and I'm only going 1 floor, I have to take the stairs
5
nextgenmedia111Apr 1, 2026
+3
I never set alarms at odd numbers. It has to be something like 6:30 or 7:00… no idea why, it just feels right 😅
3
PaulsRedditUsernameApr 1, 2026
+7
That's funny because I always set alarms and timers to strange numbers. 6:21 or 7:17.
7
Sherwin_LamondeApr 1, 2026
+3
Team “odd number alarm times only” checking in. Taking it a step further, 5s and 9s are out of the question. 1, 3, 7 are the only choices.
3
SnuggleBunni69Apr 1, 2026
+4
Knock on wood....better safe than sorry.
4
wheresmychinApr 1, 2026
+4
If I can help it, I don’t step on cracks on the sidewalk.
4
Angry_PterodactylApr 1, 2026
+4
Write the grocery store list so I'm going from the left side of the store to the right and try to do the whole trip with zero backtracking
4
turtle_mummyApr 1, 2026
+3
That's shopping on hard mode! Never really thought about it but I always go from right to left.
3
lemme_just_sayApr 1, 2026
+3
1. Wordle
2. Spelling Bee until genius level
3. Strands
4. Crossword
In that order.
3
bigmamachuddiesApr 1, 2026
+3
Wordle, Connections, then Linkedin games in order of: Crossclimb, Queens, Pinpoint, Tango, Patches, Zip, Sudoku. If I ever want to skip a game, I still follow the original order.
3
Legitimate-Pride3038Apr 1, 2026
+3
Flashers on even when alone on the streets.
3
MenWellnessAdviceApr 1, 2026
+3
Always tapping my glass on the table after a cheers. No idea why, I just feel like something bad will happen if I don’t
3
Few-Independence3787Apr 1, 2026
+3
Always check behind the curtains in any and every home I use the bathroom in.
3
hanselgarbenselbeansApr 1, 2026
+3
Saying "Survive" whenever an ambulance passes by.
3
tinylittleshortsmallApr 1, 2026
+3
Before turning on the oven, I always open it first to make sure my pet turtle is not inside... I do not know how in the world this would be possible since I do not own a turtle, but I HAVE to check :(
3
CarresingHook4Apr 1, 2026
+3
I will never eat lunch before 1PM, or dinner before 7PM. Even if I’m hungry af I refuse to eat a full meal before those set times.
3
MoggiyeApr 1, 2026
+4
My senior cat’s plate is always on the far left an his younger sisters’ plates are always on the right. One time I accidentally mixed up their cans of food and instead of scraping one plate onto the other and giving it to him, I scraped both plates onto his designated plate. My roomie watched all this an openly mocked me for it but my brain insisted it had to be done that way 😅😅
4
C-Patrick1984Apr 1, 2026
+3
If you don’t take the time to do it right the first time, when will you have time to do it over?
And…
When someone tells you to just get it done and fix it later…later never happens.
3
OtakuFlirtZApr 1, 2026
+5
I never walk under ladders, it makes zero sense, but my brain just can’t ignore it.
5
Mister_PeepersApr 1, 2026
+12
Sometimes the person on the ladder can drop stuff. 🤷♂️
12
ErCi597Apr 1, 2026
+5
I think the main reason is people working on ladders can drop something on you.
5
MiniPantherMaApr 1, 2026
+5
This one is pretty rational. In addition to someone dropping things, the ladder itself could fall on you, even if no one's on it.
5
YorunokageApr 1, 2026
+3
It is actually a bad luck omen in Italy to walk under a ladder
3
ezcapehaxApr 1, 2026
+2
My girlfriend must play a musical instrument.
2
Medium-Sized-JaqueApr 1, 2026
+2
If I step on a sidewalk crack, I need to step on another sidewalk crack with my other foot for symmetry.
2
lobayblissApr 1, 2026
+2
When driving through a tunnel, honk the horn. I dunno why - everyone in fla did it and I still do
When we were kids if we spun one way we'd have to then go the opposite way to undo it. Have since given that one up. Not the spinner I use to be :)
2
No_Carry385Apr 1, 2026
+2
If a walkway has multi-coloured tiles I instinctively try to only step on one colour and avoid the caulking in between.
2
Hold_my_guapApr 1, 2026
+2
When it comes to talking shit, if I can't do it in person, then I don't say it all.
2
cole_10Apr 1, 2026
+2
I always mark page no . In my notebook and it isn't even necessary to do so
2
smokeynuggets2710Apr 1, 2026
+2
The 5 second rule
2
miketugboatApr 1, 2026
+2
Never drink with your shooting hand (bars are a good place to have your dominant hand free)
2
raptearerApr 1, 2026
+2
If I'm going out to eat, unless it's dumping rain or below freezing, I have to walk to get it at less than 2 miles each way. If I can't walk to get it I don't deserve it is my rule on that, which is odd and makes no sense but I do it anyways
2
cutewinkleApr 1, 2026
+2
Taking a nod when you see some people looking at you
2
faijul2Apr 1, 2026
+2
Walking faster when someone’s behind me like it’s a race they didn’t sign up for.
2
spendtoomuchtimeiciApr 1, 2026
+2
You have to trust shuffle, if there’s a song in your playlist you want to hear, you keep skipping and shuffle will give it to you, if you open the playlist and pick the song, shuffle will not be kind to you in the future
I am otherwise not at all religious or superstitious, it makes no sense at all
2
Im-BackAgain-Babes2Apr 1, 2026
+2
Don't split the pole when walking with someone.
Saw scary movie years ago (well and rewatcn now, love it!!)
But Brenda and Cindy are walking out towards the street when a pole comes up as they.walk..Brenda says "uh uh, don't split the pole, its bad luck".. then a couple right behind them, walk and split the pole. As they step off the side walk, immediately get run over in dramatic comedic fashion...
I have heeded Brenda's words ever since.. i don't want to get run over 😅😁
2
WildcardSearchApr 1, 2026
+2
I still purposely avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack.
2
cwsjr2323Apr 1, 2026
+2
I put in garments one at a time in the washer and dryer. My wife dumps the hamper in, moves to the dryer by the handful. I load the dishwasher in a set pattern back to front, right to left. My wife just loads wherever. We never correct each other.
2
strings_bellsApr 1, 2026
+2
Put hand brake on irrespective of where I park..
2
Elegant_University85Apr 1, 2026
+2
Always checking the backseat of my car before getting in, even in my own locked garage.
No idea when this started. Can't stop doing it. Will probably do it until I die.
2
ashairzApr 1, 2026
+2
I always lock my car at least three times. There's nothing to steal in it and I could leave it open, actually do during winter when I have it hooked up to the warmer thing. But otherwise I just don't believe it's locked unless I turn back to look at it and see the ligts blink as a sign the doors are locked. I do this at least twice while walking away from the car.
2
bxtzlyyApr 1, 2026
+1
turn a cigarette upside down when opening a packet, then smoking it last
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