What’s a saying that instantly says you’re over 30?

Ahhhh loved getting groomed on Habbo Hotel.

14/f/uk u Was my go to response (I'm not a girl or from the UK btw)

Easy now, Tuco

Insufficient vespine gas.

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Annnnnd now that song is stuck in my head...

*beep beep* "Mail mothafucka!"

"Up your nose with a rubber hose". I guess that's for those of us who are *way* over 30.

My 2nd grader and all his buddies say this constantly. I think this is an evergreen school yard saying.

Is that your final answer?

At this point we're so old.. kids don't even know "That'll do Donkey" from Shrek.. not even knowing THAT'S a reference to what you're quoting

Doing my high school certificate English exam, I was writing an essay about memories. I was running out of time and didn't know how to finish so I just wrote "That'll do pig, that'll do". Edit: Maybe I should have tried harder in English

wazzzzzzup

Bud.

WASABI!!!!

[Yo dokey pick up the phone!](https://youtu.be/A3oL7v7PLac?si=z5oSmxqkFKScQ3-H)

Nothin, just watchin the game, drinking a bud

I say coolio which I’m guessing is 40+.

False, I turned 29 today and have been saying cool beans for approx 16 years. Because of Hot Rod

Cool beans in awesome sauce.

Cool cool beans beans cool beans

But what if it is cool beans?

Honorable mention for "BOOM HEADSHOT"

Dammit Leroy!! Repeating, of course.

I'm 37 and everyone my age remembering Hot Topic as being cool must have grown up in an alternate universe. It was a store for posers! Lol

Call Jg Wentworth, 877 cash now

I’ve fallen and can’t get up 🙆‍♀️

So many d***** options: douchebag, douchewad, d***** bucket…

This! Is! SpartaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Cue rave music

WhatEVER.. Talk to the hand, cause the face ain't listening.

Wait, are you those two boys who've been h-whackin' off in my tool shed?

Fly high lesbian seagull.

Long live word

Oooh come for me why don't you.

What about miming calling someone by doing the thumb and pinky phone with one hand, and pretending to use a rotary dial with the other?

Or if you demonstrate lowering a car window by cranking your hand round and round.

Did you know that if you’re hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer??

No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough already

Tina come get some ham 

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh..... your opinion, man

I still call ppl dude …. A lot 🥴

MY BACK!

And my knees

My wife hates how much I freaking use this 😂

Didn't know this one. I immediately went to, "They look like good, strong hands, don't they?" and started to die inside a little. Again.

Hah! **That** says you’re over 40! 🤣🤣🤣

What do the kids these days call it?

A midwestern staple in every generation 😂

What’s a jib?

Get off the internet! I need to make a call!

I remember a time when MTV played music.

Word.

I hear the gen z and gen alpha kids saying it all the time about the same shit. Source: I'm a teacher and can hear all their conversations. They don't think I can, but I can.

Boomer jokes don't make sense to millennials because why would I kill my nagging wife when there's a perfectly good me that I could kill instead?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a f*** if I cut my arm bleeding Would it be wrong, would it be right? If I took my life tonight Chances are that I might Mutilation out of sight And I'm contemplating suicide Yeah no wonder we used it so casually. Between that and the emo music emergence, haha.

As a 34 year old, this one tracks. Maybe not literally, but you know, “Oh man, my packages were delayed? Haha better go die now” or something.

"Let myyyy Cameronnnn gooooooo"

A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

But chains and whips excite me

But words will leave emotional scars that last a lifetime