I secretly enjoy fixing things around the house more than my actual job. There's just something incredibly satisfying about a door that finally stops squeaking or a faucet that doesn't leak anymore. It’s like putting the world back in order, one screw at a time.
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laguna1126Mar 28, 2026
+1
Hell ya brother.
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s-e-x_h-i-p-sMar 28, 2026
+2
Nice try dad
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Legitimate_Voice_608Mar 28, 2026
+2
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Weary-Guidance-4514Mar 28, 2026
+2
Chicago nights hit different when you cant sleep Hope you find some good conversation
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TheNerdyNorthmanMar 28, 2026
+2
No one knows I've already tried a couple of times this year. It didn't work, obviously, much to my chagrin.
I keep telling friends and family that I'm past my breaking point but they just don't seem to understand that I mean it.
Oh, and please no hotline info. I've spent hours on the phone with them already this month.
2
ben_novaMar 28, 2026
+2
I want to kill myself. It’s my 30th birthday in two days and I just don’t see the point. I’ve been depressed almost my whole life. The only thing holding me back is my sister. I don’t want to do it to her.
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Live-Dance-2641Mar 28, 2026
+1
That’s a good reason for keeping going. If you want to DM about my situation and how I overcame it I’m happy to chat
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KittybabymaMar 28, 2026
+1
Thank you for sharing. From one survivor to another, please hang in there. When you can, consider doing a program with ‘Charlie’s health’. It saved my life. Rooting for you.
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deargodineedabeerMar 28, 2026
+2
Taking my hubby to a pga golf tournament for his 40th. He’s got no idea
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Technical_Hall_9387Mar 28, 2026
+1
It's a secret only my peanut butter knows
1
Sad_Equipment3215Mar 28, 2026
+3
Im pretty sure my wifes homemade lasagna is just Stouffers she dresses up. Ive known for years but the performance is so heartfelt I cant bring myself to ruin it.
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Fantastic-Living5034Mar 28, 2026
+1
my RAM stick collection knows way more about my spending habits than my bank statements show
probably should stop hiding those microcenter receipts but here we are
1
Express_Pea_4645Mar 28, 2026
+1
That im millionare
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KittybabymaMar 28, 2026
+1
Let me hold 50k 🥲 #debt
1
ReflectionOk4294Mar 28, 2026
+1
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret.
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isthatwillythewankerMar 28, 2026
+1
I broke my 128 days sober to get drunk on prosecco last night and feel like an absolute chimpanzee right now.
Might as well enjoy it, f****** idiot I am.
1
Luckynumber777_Mar 28, 2026
+1
I currently just walked in the house and it’s almost 6 AM. I was out with people that were drunk all night and I’ve been sober 67 days and counting. Best believe I wanted to drink so bad tho. Virgin mojitos seem to be saving me.
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isthatwillythewankerMar 28, 2026
+1
Almost like rubbing it in, with underlying good intentions.
Only virgin in my room right now is me, my drinks are most definitely not.
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No-Biscotti-1596Mar 28, 2026
+1
im lowkey in love with my best friends older brother and she has NO idea. every time we hang out at her place i pray hes home lol
1
Dangerous-Tart1126Mar 28, 2026
+1
If its a secret why should anybody write it in comments?
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FirstExit5103Mar 28, 2026
+1
A secret that I made a promise not to reveal it to anyone.
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[deleted]Mar 28, 2026
+1
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KittybabymaMar 28, 2026
+1
How’d you steal that much money 😦 lmk thanks
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FunmployeeMar 28, 2026
+1
I have a crush on my best friend.
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Live-Dance-2641Mar 28, 2026
+1
Are you going to keep it secret or do you intend to reveal the truth one day?
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Either_Custard_7438Mar 28, 2026
+1
The missing biscuits………….. in my belly 😵💫
1
Sea_Caregiver023Mar 28, 2026
+1
I have $5K in my bank account not share anyone
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Firm_Panic_2265Mar 28, 2026
+1
I am a men
1
AndWhatsFonzieLikeMar 28, 2026
+1
Got formally diagnosed with high level adult adhd at 41 and started taking meds. They really help but it isnt something I'll ever tell friends or family. Only my loving and supportive wife knows and I'm good with that.
1
Delicious_Ad4769Mar 28, 2026
+1
Someone has impersonated me in a serious matter and I just pray they get caught
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