Yeah this is the top one.
- Own valuable assets
- Selling triggers taxes
- Borrow instead of selling
- Loans aren’t taxed as income
- Live off borrowed money
- Assets keep growing
- Borrow more over time
Rich people fan pay literally no income taxes for decades.
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sam_2_435Apr 3, 2026
+1
Walking out of a store without buying anything. I’m 100% innocent, but I still find myself practicing my 'I’m definitely not a shoplifter' face while walking past the sensors.
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onsome_911Apr 3, 2026
+1
Hii
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the_reluctanceApr 3, 2026
+1
eating icecream at 2am with no clothes on
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DuePicture7582Apr 3, 2026
+1
walking out of a store without buying anything
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FirstBallotBabyApr 3, 2026
+1
Idk I’m not a lawyer but I think you can just pick a duck up at a pond.
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LastRevelationApr 3, 2026
+1
There are wildlife conservation laws and various other laws for the treatment of animals that would probably make that action illegal. Depending on where you live.
e.g. in the UK unless it's for the purpose of taking it to be treated for an injury you would be breaking the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 by picking up a wild bird.
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FirstExit5103Apr 3, 2026
+1
Leave the store without making a purchase.
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MisaCaringApr 3, 2026
+1
Walking out of a store without buying anything
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Wollemi834Apr 3, 2026
+1
adultery
smoking weed
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_Sabbatical_Apr 3, 2026
+1
Raising voice against the people in power.
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SpringtimeScepterApr 3, 2026
+1
Walking out of a store without buying anything, taking hotel toiletries, or leaving work exactly on time all feel illegal but are perfectly legal.
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UPraisalApr 3, 2026
+1
War crimes
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c0deline7Apr 3, 2026
+1
Walking out of a store without buying anything… like yeah I’m innocent but why does it feel like I’m on a heist getaway? 😭
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TooSexyForThisSongApr 3, 2026
+1
Citizens United
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_latenightvibes_Apr 3, 2026
+1
Leaving a store without buying anything. I know it’s completely normal, but it always feels like I’m doing something suspicious.
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Significant_Ad_4306Apr 3, 2026
+1
Pineapple on pizza
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BadFezApr 3, 2026
+1
The dopamine hit after you sniff your newborn baby’s head.
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