What’s something that sounds fake but happened to you?

I won the lotteey 2 times. But small price, like 30k and 40k usd in texas

I died twice, two separate times, from two separate things, but both occurred during the same event.

The flu disabled me. I was a healthy 40 yr old. Caught the flu, developed pneumonia, became septic. Now I’m wheelchair bound with less than a liter of lung capacity and only have my lower left lobe functioning.

I failed my exam

when i was a kid i saw a man on the TV grab the air suddenly like a ninja and said he caught a fly midair. I copied him and randomly grabbed the air super-fast and when I looked in my hand there was a fly.

Lost my phone… and it was in my hand the whole time

Made up a lie on the spot to get out of something, and it somehow turned into a long-term story I had to keep updating like a TV series.

Lost and drunk in a new country. I just couldn’t find a way back to the hotel. I keep on walking, just ended up at weird places. Until I met a kind person which helped drove me to the hotel. Unforgettable experience.

My phone was cloned and someone robbed me by an app like paypal: mbway. 14 movements. Bank doesn't take responsibility, and the police don't care. now everyday is a struggle.

I got hit in the face with a fake breast.

I was working at a store in a small town and the (a) manager of my favorite defunct band came in. He was from Sweden and I asked if he knew the girls from Play. He said he was actually going to be working with one of the girls next week (Janet). It was so crazy.

My rectum fell out of me 😵

I called 911 on the Palm Beach County sheriff’s office while we were having a safe speed (right word?) chase because I didn’t wanna throw my drugs out of the truck but I also didn’t wanna get another charge…I just needed enough time to get the blow in. Luckily this was the 90’s😂

I was shot at by the British Army.

Ran into Mohammad Ali before his decline. Very nice guy and his daughter that was with him was a gem.

I wad born without a butthole. Yes, you read that right. It’s not actually that rare — 1 in 5000 babies have some variation of this condition. It’s called imperforate a***, or a*** atresia, or anorectal malformation. And yes, I can poop “normally” now, ever since I was ~18 months old when the surgeon ripped me a new one.

My cat 🐈‍⬛ saved me from a giant jungle rat the morning of my wedding

I was tackled from behind at a party by a smelly dude. Like, football style, and ended up wrestling with him before someone broke it up. That dude? Matt McConaughey.

I randomly met someone once who ended up opening a door for me that I’d been trying to get into for months, completely unplanned and out of nowhere.

I was garnished for someone else's debt. The situation around this is unheard of and the number of checks and balances that where completely ignored was inexcusable. What was worse was instead of the company owning up, the doubled down and we had to sue them to get them to stop.

I've posted this a couple of times: I used to live alone in a pretty decent apartment complex. One night I was watching TV when I heard a thud on my deck. I was on the top floor but the decks were easily accessible to anyone because they were right next to the front door with only a small ledge for privacy. Anyway, I opened my blinds and here was this 300+ pound man, completely naked, rubbing himself on my sliding door. He then started laughing and licking the glass. I screamed and that's when he decided to lift his belly so he could then smoosh his p**** and then ass against the glass. I called the police and he was still there smashed up against my door when they arrived.

When I bought my Nintendo Switch 2 they sent me 4 of them and only charged me for 1.

My mom has called the police on me multiple times and lied to them, trying to get me arrested because she’s mad at me.

Had to make a stop at a random place on my way to a wedding, I opened up a hook up app and found some company for the night, went to his place and we got busy fast because I had a wedding to go to. Someone knocks on his door, it’s one of his friends. She just barges in and I can hear him telling her how cute I was (paper thin walls it was a trailer park), so I just walked out butt naked ( remember, wedding so I had a nice hair cut and had been working out to look nice in my suite) and went to her, introduced myself and shook her hand. Then I hiked myself up onto the kitchen counter (remember trailed) and looked at the guy and said “hey, my dicks not gunna suck itself” at which point he got on his knees and went to town on it while I talked to his friend about what she liked sexually. The dude was totally gay but he was ok with his girlfriend joining us. When I tell people this o don’t believe it myself, such a random night. On the plus side anytime my friend posts anniversary photos on Instagram I remember the night before the wedding.

thought of texting someone and they texted me first

I was unexpectedly picked up by an elephant trunk and it held me upside down - in Norway (true)

A priest briefly thought that I was possesed.

I had a dream that predicted the Las Vegas shooting a week before it happened. A few minor details were off but what it got right is crazy. First, it was in Las Vegas, in my dream it was like a big open air mall but irl it was an open air concert. In my dream and irl it involved automatic rifle fire and didn't last very long at all. There were a lot of casualties in both. The freakiest part was, in my dream I saw a TV with a news chopper showing where the shooter was, he was in one of the upper floors of a white building with gold windows, just like real life with the Mandalay Bay. I've had dreams since about similar shootings and other horrible things but luckily none have come true but I still get freaked out, wondering if the next one is going to come true.

I tossed a pound coin to decide who'd go first in a game of pool and it came to rest on its side. Never seen it happen before nor since.