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What’s something you and your significant other do that other couples would find weird?

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I_am_sharnistar Mar 30, 2026 +393
We talk to each other in ridiculous character voices
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moosepuggle Mar 30, 2026 +166
My husband pretends to be voicing the cat’s inner monologues and teenaged career ambitions, complete with cracking voices.
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woodbanger04 Mar 30, 2026 +1
We use to do this with our dog before he passed. Now we do a ghost voice for him especially when we drop food on the floor in dog voice “Got It.” “Dammit I can’t eat everything off the floor anymore” On a side note I have picked up where our dog left off with home protection and I regularly open the door to bark at the squirrels in the yard. 🤣
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CNAHopeful7 Mar 30, 2026 +7
I feel seen!
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No-Trick-8713 Mar 30, 2026 +2
I do that too!
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T1nyJazzHands Mar 30, 2026 +24
I feel like this is the most normal thing even tho it’s private - I swear we all do it. You develop your own silly accent for each other over time!
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Fluid_Door7148 Mar 30, 2026 +7
r/dundermifflin
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MagicalMiniatures Mar 30, 2026 +3
My partner and I both use the same kind of voice to "speak" as our dog. Usually just about how she wants to eat snacks and go sunbathe. We also occassionally slip into using the voices that we used for characters we played in our favorite D&D campaign together. He's an alcoholic drow wizard with a rough Russian accent, I was playing a kender with an obsession with dead bodies and taxidermy that has a really high pitched child-like voice.
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BossKitty311 Mar 30, 2026 +5
Are you Michael Scott or Holly Flax? 😂😂
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Infamous-Library1857 Mar 30, 2026 +456
1. Say "nitey nite. I love you. I'll see you in the morning" 19 years later every night at bedtime. 2. He can't do it anymore nitey he had a stroke but he used to read me 1001 Arabian Nights.
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Equivalent_Fox7907 Mar 30, 2026 +190
My parents used to have to say “goodnight, I love you, see you in the morning, sweet dreams only, nighty night night.” To me every single night when I was a child in that order or else they had to start from the beginning. I haven’t thought of that in years, so thank you for reminding me of that beautiful memory m💕
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ohshititsdana Mar 30, 2026 +24
Aw that's so sweet. Mine used to say " nighty night sleep tight" and I'd say " don't let the bed bugs bite" and they'd say " that's right! Goodnight sweetie or goodnight love bug". I miss being a kid so much. Here I am now 4am unable to sleep with a nasty cold feeling nostalgic.
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Brilliant-Solid5822 Mar 30, 2026 +8
Sending hugs 🤗
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harpercalloway Mar 30, 2026 +21
That’s a heartbreakingly beautiful. I’m sorry he can’t do it anymore but the love behind that habit is still so loud and precious
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Infamous-Library1857 Mar 30, 2026 +9
It really is sad. He has a lovely deep voice. But he had a stroke that affected his speech.
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Poopin4days Mar 30, 2026 +12
He was just trying to stave off you killing him. You better tell him to stop being such a Scheherazade. I wish you strength and everlasting love. I'm sorry Shahryar.
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leenz2pointO Mar 30, 2026 +207
When we lose one another in a public setting instead of calling each other's names we CAAKAWW like birds till we find each other It works very well
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Shadowhunter11 Mar 30, 2026 +17
My husband does this, but as a bird watcher he makes the "chickadee" call outloud. Our 4 year old has also started doing it back to him and I love it.
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Suspicious-Tea-1580 Mar 30, 2026 +1
That’s what my husband does too! Hopefully we won’t be in the same public place together or it could be confusing when we seek out each other’s men.
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +9
Do the sound of Kevin from 'Up'! Kevin's a girl.
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nkhasselriis Mar 30, 2026 +3
I do that too. The response should be "Tookie-Tookie".
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xantheline Mar 30, 2026 +2
We also make bird calls for these situations. Let's hope we don't end up lost in the same spot!
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Sasha_A_Cano Mar 30, 2026 +2
Awwww me and my ex used to a loud “babe!” In a high pitched voice on repeat. Hahahah
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pony987 Mar 30, 2026 +279
Sleep in different bedrooms. She’s a snorer and I’m a light sleeper
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eugeneugene Mar 30, 2026 +101
We have had separate rooms for a decade and we love it. People think it's so weird. But we don't see the point in changing our sleeping habits just because people who are uninvolved in our sleep think it's weird 😂 People ask the weirdest questions like.. how do you have sex? Well Jan, we just f***. Sometimes we sleep in the same bed. Having our own rooms doesn't mean we are banned from each others rooms. Sometimes one of us pops in for a quickie and leaves. I stg peoples brains break at the thought of not sharing a room every night lol.
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taizzle71 Mar 30, 2026 +16
Shit. I need this.
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mr_usrname_of_choice Mar 30, 2026 +13
I think it's mostly the sex thing people can't understand. If you're used to sex being purely spontaneous and mostly in bed either mornings or nights, then it's hard tk fathom how a different room could affect that. "But do you have to knock on the door... And just like... ask?" Yeah! exactly! "Ahhh but what if they say no?" Then... No? "But what if you're still horny?" Then m*********? "What if they feel like you were only knocking for sex and didn't care to say hi?" Just the same as if your accused of only coming in for a cuddle cos you wanted some b*** action instead of wanting to feel close. ... The answers are as expected. But just so different. I mean, my parents mentioned that they have scheduled intimate time. I have a similar response "how does that work!?" But I have the sense to know both a) i know how it works and b) I've heard enough, thanks mum!
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iguanahoe13 Mar 30, 2026 +30
I wish this was more normalized. I thought I was so weird for wanting to sleep in a different bedroom than my now ex boyfriend 😭
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kicKinNiT-ay0oo Mar 30, 2026 +12
Shoot me and my fiancee sleep in different rooms and have been for 6 years. We love it. People may think it’s odd but I got a full bed to myself and he snores to loud for me.
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king-of-the-sea Mar 30, 2026 +8
My parents were lovingly married until the day he died. I think they slept in the same bed until I was 9, when we moved into a house with more bedrooms. He got up early for work and she's a very light sleeper.
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trolldoll420 Mar 30, 2026 +20
My husbands friends are shocked that we don’t share a bedroom but I’m very happy we don’t! He hogs the bed, snores, wakes up at 5:30 for work, and watches videos loudly. I wake up to pee multiple times a night and like to sleep under a million blankets in a freezing cold room. We definitely sleep better getting to do our own thing!
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TopComplex9085 Mar 30, 2026 +40
Encourage her to get sleep testing, especially if she even snorts in her sleep or stops snoring for a moment and starts up loudly again. That can be not breathing in sleep apnea. Which increases risk of depression, diabetes, strokes, heart disease, Alzheimer’s, etc. but glad you are protecting your sleep as well. 
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pony987 Mar 30, 2026 +18
She’s been tested twice and doesn’t have it
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witty_user_ID Mar 30, 2026 +3
Hormones can really affect this, if she has a menstrual cycle she might think about getting tested for sleep apnea in her luteal phase.
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Ok-Firefighter9037 Mar 30, 2026 +5
My dog is the loudest snorer. But as a former person with sleep apnea, get her tested. I had UPPP surgery so I no longer have it and I no longer snore. But I have an English bulldog who makes up for it.
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Infamous-Library1857 Mar 30, 2026 +5
Omg! This is my dream! My Horsham won't go for it though. He always needs stuff in the middle of the night.
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frzrbrnd Mar 30, 2026 +8
Does he not have two arms and two legs?
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my_ridiculous_name Mar 30, 2026 +6
Please tell me his name is actually Horsham and this isn’t a funny autocorrect. That would be amazing.
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ElliotEstrada97 Mar 30, 2026 +2
This comment makes me want to cry. I'm extremely affectionate. I'd use multiple sound machines if I had to.
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +181
Omg one time somebody told me they were at this party and they were discussing the quirky things they did as couples. It gets to this one girl’s turn and she says her bit and everyone goes quiet. Apparently she would sit on the toilet while her boyfriend would pee between her legs. I guess the couple that pees together stays together.
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PerceptionSalt967 Mar 30, 2026 +61
LMFAO ok I was drunk as hell and the wife was already peeing, I had to go! So she opened a little and I did my absolute best to hit the mark. She definitely got a wet leg 🤣🤦‍♂️ never again (her words😂)
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +5
As long as you didn’t wet the clam 😂
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like_Turtles Mar 30, 2026 +14
Don’t kink shame 😜
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +32
I've peed on my husband in the shower, he didn't find it as funny as I did. But I figure, now I've definitely claimed him so nobody else can. He also doesn't trust me if I bend over in the shower now.
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +5
Honestly, reminds me of the time my dog very much intentionally peed on me. So yes he’s yours. Also… I kind of want to ask why..?
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +9
I tend to be impulsive, and sometimes those impulses just get right past the logic guarding the exit. And now I have a husband, who is very much mine. And is often annoyed or confused by the creature he married.
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +2
Sounds like love, girl
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denlillepige Mar 30, 2026 +3
Why not? :D
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death_by_mustard Mar 30, 2026 +1
Oh gosh I have this terrible habit of peeing as soon as the shower water goes on - I’ve been doing it since childhood and now it’s like a Pavlovian response: hot shower water —> pee pee. Anyways taking a s*** shower the first time with a new partner and totally forgot. Peed on him. His reaction was the kombucha girl but we agreed never to shower together again.
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Mystic_Wolf Mar 30, 2026 +5
Honestly sounds like the kind of shamelessness and silliness in relationship I'd love to have hahah
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Thistlebitters Mar 30, 2026 +164
We sleep so close together every night that we share a pillow. The only time we don’t is when one of us is sick. I’ve heard this isn’t typical.
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RawrRawr83 Mar 30, 2026 +74
My husband holds my hand when he sleeps
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Wild929 Mar 30, 2026 +14
Mine does too.
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interesseret Mar 30, 2026 +26
My girlfriend would probably love this, but I am much too mobile in my sleep to make it a realistic proposition. She's a cuddler, and I do enjoy it, but I'll end up kicking her in the face.
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thattrekkie Mar 30, 2026 +8
I usually snuggle like that with my fiance until she falls asleep but I typically will still be awake for at least a few hours so I end up turning over so I don't disturb her. though I usually reassume the position once I get tired enough to sleep
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newtostew2 Mar 30, 2026 +4
That's exactly what I used to do, too. Sometimes even carefully get back up and do some things for awhile then carefully back in bed
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cosmoscommander Mar 30, 2026 +3
I wish we could sleep like this, but my partner gets extremely warm when he sleeps and it makes me overheat so we can’t cuddle when we sleep, we’re on opposite ends of the bed LOL
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granatespice Mar 30, 2026 +2
One pillow, one duvet here
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ShipWorking9254 Mar 30, 2026 +187
We go out as vampires. We wear fangs and colored contacts and if we end up at a restaurant we tell them not to serve us anything with garlic.
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Nightmare_Gerbil Mar 30, 2026 +110
Yep. I find that weird. Well done.👍
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ShipWorking9254 Mar 30, 2026 +17
Thank you 🧛
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bribrifalife1 Mar 30, 2026 +6
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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i_adler Mar 30, 2026 +26
The couple that fangs together, bangs together
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ShipWorking9254 Mar 30, 2026 +12
Oh that’s the best part
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misscooltoes Mar 30, 2026 +8
Do you go out on the sidewalk and smoke? Laugh at all the lovers and their plans? Don’t feel the need to hold their hand?
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OriginalDogeStar Mar 30, 2026 +487
Be actual friends as well as romantic lovers.
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sentientwallofspikes Mar 30, 2026 +62
It’s the best thing in the world tbh. Crazy that being best friends with your partner isn’t just the norm
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Pendalink Mar 30, 2026 +32
cheers to that. Wife's been my bestie longer than anything
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TURRRDS Mar 30, 2026 +9
My wife and I have been together for 8 years and we have had maybe 2 arguments. Someone told us that since we never fight, that means our relationship lacks passion. We went ahead and continued not fighting and enjoying being around each other. It's pretty great.
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T1nyJazzHands Mar 30, 2026 +16
Idk how anyone could be in a long term relationship without this. Especially with kids lol.
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daddysgirl-kitten Mar 30, 2026 +14
Is that not normal? My guy is my best friend and favourite person ever. I just couldn't imagine not feeling like that. Oh that made me a bit sad
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--Lemmiwinks-- Mar 30, 2026 +12
Same here
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Eastern_Type_4609 Mar 30, 2026 +2
The bar is on the floor and you're somehow still clearing it.
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Equivalent_Fox7907 Mar 30, 2026 +177
I grow a bush so my husband can give me a sick fade with his different razors and attachments. The latest one was a heart!
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +37
F*** I’m so jealous. My most recent wax was supposed to be a landing strip but it looked like the *Leaning Tower of Pisa*.
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i_adler Mar 30, 2026 +17
Leaning Tower of Pubis
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +3
God damn
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +3
It's for landing planes in a storm!
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enragedsquirrels Mar 30, 2026 +5
“To the left, the left!”
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MrWindmill Mar 30, 2026 +2
Leaning tower of p****?
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sniffthecoconut Mar 30, 2026 +9
I’m jealous
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InformativeFallopian Mar 30, 2026 +2
I’ve been growing mine out so my partner can do the same!
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maebridge Mar 30, 2026 +107
If one of us says “I’m busy”, the other is required to respond, “I’M busy, stupid d***!”. It’s from the Christmas movie, Just friends. We’ve been doing this for about 20 years.
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kittytoes21 Mar 30, 2026 +7
My sister and I do this! Haha
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Reasonable_Slice5324 Mar 30, 2026 +40
We do that 'bye bus driver' every night, I go to bed earlier than him so its just us screaming it across the house. That and I call sex a 'meeting.' So will say "have you got time for a meeting" and he will be leaping across the room.
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kicKinNiT-ay0oo Mar 30, 2026 +16
We call it “talk” we’ll say “we gotta talk” to each other. We have a 10 year old so gotta be careful around him.
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IntrepidOption31415 Mar 30, 2026 +3
What do you say when you actually got to talk? 
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kicKinNiT-ay0oo Mar 30, 2026 +1
We don’t say anything we just have a conversation. If it has to do with our son we will find the other one in the house and talk about what’s going on.
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jamesgeorge12 Mar 30, 2026 +135
We meow at each other instead of saying what? started as a joke, now it’s a full language and honestly kinda efficient.
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Icy-Bar-9712 Mar 30, 2026 +25
Ok, my contribution, we have had birds since we moved in together an age ago. They are such funny and expressive animals. We now talk and whistle at each other in bird to communicate frequently and often.
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rodneedermeyer Mar 30, 2026 +16
“Show me your license and registration right meow.”
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OriginalDogeStar Mar 30, 2026 +10
I am all for this. One of my friends, her and her husband say a line from "Lenore, Cute Little Dead Girl" she blanks at a question the goes "Fish go pook pook pook" so if they ask each other a question they don't know the answer to, they respond that way
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sunnivapeach Mar 30, 2026 +5
Lol we meow as a hello when we get home. Our neighbours have listened to MEOW MEOW? MEOW MEOW! yelled every day for years.
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Glittering-Tip821 Mar 30, 2026 +3
I like to imagine there’s a low tone warning growl when they push your buttons
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theroamingrunner Mar 30, 2026 +104
Always kiss before we eat meals. Sometimes is a kissing motion across a table because we have two small kids with no village and are always wrangling someone. But one of us, usually my husband remembers.
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pastalavistababy2 Mar 30, 2026 +10
That’s so sweet!!!
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eves21 Mar 30, 2026 +2
We do this too!  
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mkgearhead1 Mar 30, 2026 +123
We never fight. We’re able to disagree about something and not make it personal. We’ve been together for 38 years, married for 34.
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No_Doughnut3185 Mar 30, 2026 +24
Same here. My husband and I have been together since high school (almost 18 years now, married for 15) and we’ve genuinely never had a fight. People usually don’t believe me when I say that. To be clear, we definitely have disagreements, but they’re always respectful. We’ve never yelled at each other, called each other out of our names, or done the whole “sleep on the couch” thing. Of course we get upset sometimes, but we talk about it right away and resolve it quickly before it turns into anything bigger.
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Pitiful_Goose_4386 Mar 30, 2026 +13
This is absolutely astounding to me- well done!
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DieFledermouse Mar 30, 2026 +9
Same. We both switch into a logical problem solving mode like robots. Find the source of the disagreement and resolve it.
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IdRatherNotSayYet Mar 30, 2026 +5
We've only been married 18 years but we dont argue either. Its actually nice. I see other couples upset for days after fighting. I dont have that issue, thankfully.
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Take_it_easy_Frenzy Mar 30, 2026 +2
That's Exactly how two ppl in relationship should deal with disagreements
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schokozo Mar 30, 2026 +49
Sometimes one of us ranfomly starts singing an acapella version of the mii-lounge music and usually the other one joins in pretzy quickly
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kittytoes21 Mar 30, 2026 +6
We do this with the theme song to the Disney fox version of Robin Hood
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WubbaSnuggs Mar 30, 2026 +7
Law & Order SVU theme for us
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JohnBlacksad Mar 30, 2026 +93
We play "guess my fart" all the time... When one of us is about to fart, they say "guess my fart", the other makes a fart noise with their mouth, then the fart occurs, and if the noises match, the guesser gets a point. 
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kynuna Mar 30, 2026 +22
Completely unhinged. 😂
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The_Odd_Canuck Mar 30, 2026 +2
I feel like I'd start paying too much attention and then play a game of averages "Your farts usually sound like *fart noise* so I'll just always guess that" Then the game would become how to move/flex the body to make it sound different
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DaikonOne7578 Mar 30, 2026 +21
We bust stupid rhymes at each other in the morning
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No-Reason8429 Mar 30, 2026 +7
We have "rhyme time" That can begin at anytime and now our daughter also participates. Super fun honest.
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fluffy_floofster Mar 30, 2026 +18
Once we have parked in our spot for camping, we watch new arrival neighbours backing their RVs into their campsites. OMG the drama! The 20 attempts! Think neighbours Margo and Todd in Christmas Vacation. I wouldn’t be surprised if “trying to back into a campsite” was an actual checkbox on a divorce form because it sure does cause some consternation. Every single camping trip there’s that one arguing couple… and then there’s always one single guy who pulls up and reverses in perfectly on the first try without getting out of the truck to survey the site first. That guy rocks.
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vacuum_tubes Mar 30, 2026 +42
We have a ritual that every Sunday morning we ask each other if we want to go out for another week. Started when we began dating and I don't think we've missed a Sunday in 35 years.
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Fine_Fortune_7276 Mar 30, 2026 +7
Adorable.
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Illustrious-Bus-8862 Mar 30, 2026 +18
If I yawn she gently sticks her finger I'm my mouth, ideally without making contact. I may have started this years ago. The aggrieved party says, "you fingered me" in a funny voice. You did ask..
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Dense-Message6089 Mar 30, 2026 +16
We have full-on debates in the shower. Like 10-minute arguments about completely random topics while the water’s running. Last one was about whether cereal is soup. We take turns winning.
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HouseElf1 Mar 30, 2026 +2
My next argument. That's great ! Lol
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LickidlySplit Mar 30, 2026 +43
is having sex on the roof weird? under the starlight.
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NarrowCarpet4026 Mar 30, 2026 +18
If it’s your neighbor’s roof.
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MajorVisible6513 Mar 30, 2026 +6
that's actually cool. 
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LickidlySplit Mar 30, 2026 +8
it's a roof deck with railings so no falling off the edge.
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MajorVisible6513 Mar 30, 2026 +3
On the roof and under the starlight is a fantasy for many, including me. If you've done it, lucky for you! 
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lwp775 Mar 30, 2026 +3
Not at all.
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Sleepy-Blonde Mar 30, 2026 +3
I think it’s normal to get at it everywhere funky but not risking public viewing. Personal favorite was on our crappy cop roommates married gfs car.
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IntrepidOption31415 Mar 30, 2026 +2
What's better then making love under the stars? 
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thispearll Mar 30, 2026 +13
Toe game. When we take a shower together we end it with turning off the water and letting the water from the bottom faucet drip over our wiggling toes together.
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momo5888 Mar 30, 2026 +5
what <3
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CardioCritic Mar 30, 2026 +14
We’ll climb into bed at 8 PM on a Saturday, put on a random true crime podcast, and just… lie there, dissecting the case like we’re amateur detectives.
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squidgy314159 Mar 30, 2026 +12
We have sit down dance routines for the theme tunes to tv shows, Game of Thrones, The Office and many others, mostly synced hand waving a bit like German slap dances.
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ZealousidealCoat7008 Mar 30, 2026 +34
We each have our own bedroom and bathroom. It's bliss but people think it means our relationship is bad if they find out.
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +9
I sneak into his office and stand next to him while he watches anime until it scares the life out of him. Seriously he's not ready for ninjas at all.
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TacticalSpellcaster Mar 30, 2026 +27
People watch. People do some funny things sometimes.
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Eastern_Type_4609 Mar 30, 2026 +5
The best part is making up entire life stories for strangers. That guy in the yellow jacket just got promoted and is terrible about it
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smilingwind Mar 30, 2026 +20
Sing the mashup of “Beez in the Trap” and “What’s Up?” where she sings the Nicki Minaj part and I sing the Four Non Blondes part. We do this almost every day.
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100percentapplejuice Mar 30, 2026 +17
We call each other “b****” like….affectionately haha. But when we argue I can definitely hear the tone change
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Own_Connection_3495 Mar 30, 2026 +10
We play rock, paper, scissors when we’re out somewhere and need to make a decision we have differing opinions on. Long day and we need to figure out dinner? He wants pizza, I want burgers. We R/P/S and whoever wins is what we do. Saves us time and energy from petty arguments or disagreements.
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Weekly_Click_7112 Mar 30, 2026 +8
Have separate bedrooms.
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GeorgeCabana Mar 30, 2026 +6
That’s more common than people admit. We started that during the pandemic, and we sleep a lot better than we used to. It hasn’t hurt our relationship or intimacy at all.
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Libertinelass Mar 30, 2026 +12
Every night we have a bath (I always get first bath, because bubbles) and we watch shows on the iPad. Make a nest with blankets for the bath less one. (We have a large washroom with toilet in a different area)
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mrskylesbeard Mar 30, 2026 +13
Sit in silence.
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seeabeast Mar 30, 2026 +7
ask each other nonsensical would you still love me if ____ questions all the time. would you still love me if i was named glorp glorp? would you still love me if i was 3 coins tall? etc
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PerceptionSalt967 Mar 30, 2026 +9
I was going to chime in but after reading some of these comments I don't think anything my wife and I do is weird... At least by comparison to this thread LoL some of y'all are heathens. Some of y'all need Jesus. And some of y'all are just plain nasty MFrs 🤣🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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KatyyStarr Mar 30, 2026 +6
We kiss three times. Every Time.
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Glittering_South5178 Mar 30, 2026 +7
We have a very similar sense of humour and a tendency to remember exact turns of phrase that strike us as particularly absurd and outlandish given the context. It could be from a movie or something we heard on the street. We have an ever-expanding shared repository of these memorised phrases and never miss a chance to spring them on each other. We, for real, *never* fight and are always in sync…unless it’s about something profoundly stupid. Like, so stupid and blown out of proportion that it’s practically inconceivable. For context, we are both tenured professors who come across as pretty serious and logical to a fault. I am 38 and he’s 48. We have unhinged text exchanges that look like they’re written by 14 year olds cosplaying their first relationship.
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2spooky4me5ever Mar 30, 2026 +4
We have so many inside jokes that just make 0 sense to people but after a decade, its just natural.
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DemonHeuristic Mar 30, 2026 +4
Use separate blankets at night. No more stealing covers from the other!
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HenryCrabgrass01 Mar 30, 2026 +3
We've both got into the habit of blowing loud kisses to each other to remind the other im in the house haha. If its a single loud kiss, it means Im thinking of you. If its 3 loud kisses it means I love you and demand a reply, to which the appropriate response is 3 loud kisses back. When we are in public the smooches are replaced by loud humming. Usually something like hmmm-HMMM-hmmm. Sometimes we end up having a quasi conversation made of himself n smooches with different tones/pitches. 
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ChrisHoek Mar 30, 2026 +4
When my wife makes a funny noise, like describing a sound her car makes or whatever, I’ll always say “How’d it go?” And she then repeats the funny noise. 100% of the time. I love it. Also we burst into 80’s song lines if one of us says something that was in the song. For example, if one of us says something about being halfway there, the other will burst into “Whoa-oh, livin’ on a prayer!”
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Dismal-Mango-122 Mar 30, 2026 +11
We don’t have sex, but we kiss cuddle almost everytime. We can’t keep our hands off each other, except waist down.
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onthenextmaury Mar 30, 2026 +10
Are you ace, religious or young?
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Mystic_Wolf Mar 30, 2026 +2
Don't forget severe trauma as possibility option D!
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Fine_Fortune_7276 Mar 30, 2026 +2
Why?
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bigshot33 Mar 30, 2026 +8
Call each other mean names but we don't mean it. We literally laugh about it. We also share a dark sense of humor that some would find odd I think.
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moonlight_angeI Mar 30, 2026 +16
Being best friends who exclusively only hang out with each other every day lol. We don’t have any friends apart from each other.
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OkWar6871 Mar 30, 2026 +18
Weird. See also: unhealthy
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moonlight_angeI Mar 30, 2026 +2
Probably but that’s not because we don’t want each other to have friends, we both just don’t really have interest in having other friends. I’ve encouraged him to make friends and he’s tried but never really makes an effort to hang out with them 🤷🏼‍♀️ It is what it is I guess, we’ve been together for a long time and are happy with how things are. I know most people aren’t actually friends with their SO so it would be unhealthy for them to hang out together that much lol.
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Fine_Fortune_7276 Mar 30, 2026 +2
No, you're definitely supposed to be friends with your SO. The unhealthy thing is that if you break up/divorce, neither of you has a friend. It is also viewed as "isolation" and/or "controlling" of a partner to expect their SO to not have any friends.
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DaddyOhMy Mar 30, 2026 +3
Shower together pretty much everyday. I even set an extension arm with a second head in our tub shower.
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caffieneandsarcasm Mar 30, 2026 +3
Communicate via text at least as much as verbally. Even when we’re both home in different rooms. I think it’s mostly for me because I can struggle to keep my train of thought verbally, especially when it’s an emotionally charged situation. Texting our main thoughts and then discussing verbally has helped tremendously keeping things on track.
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PlaneTrainPlantain Mar 30, 2026 +3
We repeat cutesy dog nicknames and create random dog lore we gave to our dog, who has long since passed away. He was in my life for 18 years (cradle to grave) and was in her life for 12 years ...and would whole heartily state that he brought us together and kept us together. Now that he is no longer with us we talk about him every single day.
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RenoMarket Mar 30, 2026 +3
Bedtime for bonzo
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eves21 Mar 30, 2026 +6
Hold hands whilst watching tv
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lovegirls2929 Mar 30, 2026 +5
Oh my god, so many things. It's difficult to even put into words, we are simply complete and utter goblins with no filter whatsoever when we are alone together. I love it
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eatingfoil Mar 30, 2026 +5
When I say “window,” he corrects it as “wondow,” 100% of the time. This is because of reasons. When one of us is in bed with a mug/dish we need to put in the sink and the other gets up or passes by, the mug-ful party says “HERE,” loud and nasally, like “HEEEEEE-YURR,” and “forces” the other party to take it away from us. You cannot refuse a “HEEEEE-YURR” under any circumstances. I give him my boogers to put in his nose. ETA: Let my clarify a bit: He _asks me_ to give him boogers to _himself_ put in his own nose. I am not forcing booger transplants on the man. If that makes it sound any better. Which it likely does not.
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_lmmk_ Mar 30, 2026 +3
Should have led w the booger comment
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Mystic_Wolf Mar 30, 2026 +2
Oh, you win this thread. The thing with the boogers is the first thing that actually made me do a spit take.
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blackswn Mar 30, 2026 +2
when i was with my partner, before every meal, we would take a spoonful of food and cheers the first bite. i don’t do it anymore or with my friends and it feels like a part of a ritual is missing ….
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logical_thot Mar 30, 2026 +2
I love this question lol
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Crafty_Ad_8081 Mar 30, 2026 +2
We yell a LOT! Almost never in anger. We yell stupid stuff and songs and whatever else we feel like.
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Outrageous_Order_197 Mar 30, 2026 +2
We fart in front of each other, then laugh hysterically about it.
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acheron53 Mar 30, 2026 +2
When one of us leaves the house to go to work or the store, we start by saying "Love You" and we keep repeating back and forth to each other at slightly louder and stranger voices until one of us cracks and says something else.
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hydrangealover98 Mar 30, 2026 +2
We don't show public affection and act like friends when we are out in public or around others.
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letsgetdrunk789 Mar 30, 2026 +2
When he goes in for a high five, I fist bump, and when he goes in for a fist bump, I high five him instead.
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Libelluleeeffrayante Mar 30, 2026 +2
On échange de place dans le lit CHAQUE NUITS
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Vannostrum Mar 30, 2026 +1
We keep our finances separate. We do have a joint savings account we both put into when we can, but otherwise we keep it separate. We each have bills we are responsible for. We get paid on different weeks so one week I pay for things, next week she does. We don’t have to ask each other when we want to buy things, we talk about more expensive purchases though.
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ADHLex_mp3 Mar 30, 2026 +1
We exaggerwtedly smell and kiss each other as if we were... hamsters? or rats or something lol
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Silly_Lavishness7715 Mar 30, 2026 +6
Call each other fat. Neither one of us is fat.
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eatingfoil Mar 30, 2026 +3
My husband and I call all of our cats fat. Only one of them is _actually_ fat, but we don’t want him to feel singled out.
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Dookie_boy Mar 30, 2026 +6
We occasionally call each other racial slurs that don't apply to us. We should really stop that though.
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ZealousidealCoat7008 Mar 30, 2026 +12
dangerous habit to get into, might slip up and say the wrong thing at the wrong time by accident
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Fabulous-Possible-76 Mar 30, 2026 +4
Fart…
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Realistic_Fig6402 Mar 30, 2026 +3
we share a toothbrush 😬
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ra4mchl Mar 30, 2026 +42
This is the first one that actually freaks me out.
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_lmmk_ Mar 30, 2026 +2
Did you see the one about him asking her to put her boogers in his nose? Feral.
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potatoes77h Mar 30, 2026 +8
Why tho
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Realistic_Fig6402 Mar 30, 2026 +3
we figure it’s no worse than kissing? we already touch tongues and worse
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potatoes77h Mar 30, 2026 +5
Genuinely curious- is it like out of convenience or like romantic thing? You pass oral bacteria and food particles by sharing
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kittytoes21 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Try to trick each other into seeing our “full moon”, or worse.
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blackchameleongirl Mar 30, 2026 +2
The best part about having b**** is flashing my husband unexpectedly.
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GMO-Doomscroller Mar 30, 2026 +1
We invent our own languages and then talk in them. We currently have 4. We also sing to popular songs together but we change the words so that we sing silly songs together each other. Married for 18 years.
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kiwipaul17 Mar 30, 2026 +1
We use lines from Galaxy Quest as often as possible.
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Bittersweet_Aura666 Mar 30, 2026 +1
We’ve developed a complete 'language' of weird noises and hand signals for when we’re in public and want to leave or find something boring. A specific double-blink or a tiny 'meep' sound means 'I’m socially exhausted, let’s go home and eat pizza'.
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mojosodope729 Mar 30, 2026 +1
We always felt weird calling each other “babe” or “baby” but we call each other “bud” and “buddy”.
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PureYouth Mar 30, 2026 +1
Say “Hi! Don’t forget about me!” in a Ray Romano monster voice about 15 times a day at least
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TranqCat Mar 30, 2026 +1
He often pretends to go in for a kiss on my cheek or something then when I move closer to give him access, he blows a small raspberry instead lol
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