I genuinely enjoy eating alone at restaurants. Not grabbing takeout, not sitting at the bar staring at my phone. Actually sitting at a proper table, ordering a full meal, and just existing with my own thoughts for an hour.
People act like it is the saddest thing they have ever witnessed. Coworkers used to invite themselves along out of pity when they found out I did it regularly.
But there is something about eating a good meal slowly with zero social obligation that I find genuinely restorative. No performance, no splitting the bill negotiation, no waiting for someone else to decide what they want. Just you and the food.
Tried explaining this to people and it somehow makes it worse. Apparently enjoying your own company in public is a cry for help.
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Electronic-Sound331Apr 1, 2026
+4
I would feel too awkward/anxious to do this, but I’m jealous of you rather than finding it weird! The worst bit about going out for food is everyone faffing around with the bill at the end.
4
Wise-Office254Apr 1, 2026
+3
you should try eating alone once its soo peaceful once you are in that things there is no going back
3
Wise-Office254Apr 1, 2026
+3
for real
3
badEna-52Apr 1, 2026
+2
I replied twice somehow the first time but I ate continental breakfast at a hotel alone this morning and it felt amazing
2
ihateautumnandfallApr 1, 2026
+1
Honestly this is solid. I don’t like eating while trying to have a conversation. Too much risk for choking and I would rather just eat and then carry on the convo. Just me.
1
noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+19
Not liking American football? It looks f****** boring to me. Also a game called "foot" ball where you use your hands to carry a ball? The logic is already flawed for me, I can't enjoy it...
19
DoughWrayMeApr 1, 2026
+6
NFL is a snoozefest broken up with constant advertising. Really sad the 2001 XFL style never caught on.
No field goals, smaller play clock, and less down time between plays. It's no rugby but they at least kept the ball moving.
6
KorgiKingofOneApr 1, 2026
+1
I believe American football to be subtle propaganda to segregate people into us-them mindsets. It enforces tribalism and our current regime has definitely taken advantage of that.
1
BobbyGreen121Apr 1, 2026
+1
The snoozefest is even an advertisement for itself, whether it's for tickets to games, jerseys or other memorabilia, or this year's madden game
1
ChildhoodSweaty9684Apr 1, 2026
+7
Never understood the appeal of watching any sports. "Your" team is just people bought from all over the country. Plus depending on who owns the team past wins can be altered. Just dumb and like catch and release fishing and golf it just seems like the long way to give people an excuse to day drink.
7
franksavefdg54Apr 1, 2026
+3
Exactly. ‘Football’ without your feet? Bro, I’ve never seen a more misleading sport name in my life.
3
Potential-Brief-8167Apr 1, 2026
What do you think the rest of the world's football is?
0
noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+2
The one played with you feet like they do pretty much everywhere outside of US?
2
Potential-Brief-8167Apr 1, 2026
+2
Yup
2
Potential-Brief-8167Apr 1, 2026
+2
Also, we have a sport that's incredibly similar.
It's called rugby
2
Penyrolewen1970Apr 1, 2026
+1
"Rugby Football", to give it its full name, to be fair.
1
treehumper83Apr 1, 2026
+3
You use your hands and it’s shaped not like a ball but like an egg.
Handegg.
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noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+1
I'm up for the name change!
1
zerbeyApr 1, 2026
+1
It's football because you play it on foot instead of a horse. You're still under no obligation to like it.
1
noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+1
So why is handball not called football because you also play it on foot? Why is basketball not called football because you also play it on foot?
1
dodadolerApr 1, 2026
+1
Soccer is the boring one. 0-0 score?? Boooorrrrriiinnnnggg
1
noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+1
At least you can see the action happening, players are doing something constantly. Who cares about 35:25 score, past 10 might as well be a 100 - same shit. Meanwhile in American football: 10 mins of lining up and yelling, 10 seconds of play until someone gets tackled, then another 10 min wait of lining up again - zZzZz
1
dodadolerApr 1, 2026
+1
Action? Buncha dudes running around, and then flopping like fish. Amazing 🙄
1
noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+1
Wow, you just described American football! 🤣
1
LadyCordeliaStuartApr 1, 2026
+13
In boot camp the DIs constantly told me to stop being weird. I was a very obedient recruit and did my best to obey this, but they did not tell me how I was being weird. Pls Sergeant I am trying to follow orders!!!!
Anyway turns out I'm autistic. In the end I failed to follow their orders and am still weird.
13
A_Stolen_HeartApr 1, 2026
+11
Not wanting to talk to people.
11
jtd2013Apr 1, 2026
+20
Not being a complete pessimist. Misery loves company and they get real upset when you don’t play along.
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noSSD4meApr 1, 2026
+4
"Our life is what our thoughts make it" - Marcus Aurelius
4
franksavefdg54Apr 1, 2026
+4
People get so uncomfortable with positivity, it’s like my joy is breaking some unwritten rule.
4
flowloko0oApr 1, 2026
+1
It totally makes sense, but I know someone who is positive literally 100% of the time; no sign of stress, not a single minor complaint, literally not a day goes by where they don't say that they had a wonderful day. But, for whatever reason, it like..makes me..uncomfortable? I mean, not to a point where I'm feeling uncomfortable around them entirely or that it becomes like a major thing, but there's just something about them not expressing any other human emotion except ecstatic, immense joy that comes off as a little unsettling to me. It almost makes me wonder if they're even human. Totally nothing wrong with it though..idk, maybe I'm crazy for feeling that way.
1
JLP013MusicLoverApr 1, 2026
+4
Oh my Buddha this!! I’m an optimist by nature and people act like I’ve made some cardinal sin because I have the audacity to think the world is getting better even if it’s only slowly. I don’t want to be sad and angry all the time I have clinical depression I don’t need help being sad!!
4
Constant_CulturalApr 1, 2026
+2
I think you need a little happiness in life, this little glimmer of light guides you to safety.
2
Fun-Elderberry-4447Apr 1, 2026
+9
Existing
9
Greedy-Pipe-30Apr 1, 2026
-1
Haha
-1
Dragon_wryterApr 1, 2026
+11
Not fangirling or getting "crushes" on "hot" people/celebrities. I thought people who did were all either insane or it was just performative. Turns out I'm a demisexual, so I'm the weirdo.
11
KitSokudoApr 1, 2026
+9
Carrying a plush. That's ok, my plush friend is cute and I still have 3 degrees, a job, and I am happily married so who cares what randos think
9
Ordinary-Tone-7613Apr 1, 2026
+7
My sense of humour
7
Affectionate-Gas5382Apr 1, 2026
+6
Me and my brother Jason have been called weird for the company we keep in our Queens Village apartment. Jason is a 'performance artist' whose main medium is repeatedly scamming strangers into buying him pizza.
Every Monday during football season, he stages a 'Pizza Emergency'—a meticulously timed fake hiccup attack that can only be cured by ordering a Large Supreme. I’ve sat in my living room with all kinds of people over the years; everyone from a confused clown he met with a dog whistle to the 'Uber Tall Society' and a group of Amish guys he convinced to park their buggy outside. Watching a clown yell into a phone that a Large Supreme is a medical emergency while my brother fakes hiccups is just a normal Monday for me. People think we’re nuts, but as Jason says, after 51 free pizzas, he’s not faking—he’s succeeding.
6
ChildhoodSweaty9684Apr 1, 2026
+3
I would read this how to manual.
3
VespaAddictApr 1, 2026
+6
53 and going alone to a rave. I'm not weird, i have techno 😜
6
gsilcottApr 1, 2026
+5
I'm 61and I see you! Maybe not raves, just shows in general. I saw Geese and LCD Soundystem with my son (different shows), and I got some looks for just having the time of my life at my age.
5
Spermoglotka8Apr 1, 2026
+2
all my german/dutch friends are well into their 40s and 50s (one 62) and they all do host techno events or raves!
2
Parking-Creme-317Apr 1, 2026
+8
Doing math and engineering problems as a hobby
8
delusional_trailsApr 1, 2026
+1
same, I thought I was the only one ahah
1
takethelastexitApr 1, 2026
+4
Collecting wet specimen taxidermy
4
DeadLined784Apr 1, 2026
+1
Awesome
1
beamerpookApr 1, 2026
+2
Keeping composting worms
2
ChildhoodSweaty9684Apr 1, 2026
+2
Not weird. This is one of my projects This year & I know at least two of my friends who'd want worms as well.
2
beamerpookApr 1, 2026
+3
It's great! My little girls used to stick them on each other and then run to me to rattle tell
3
Fradryrama4012Apr 1, 2026
+4
Washing my hands way too often (like 10 times a day)
4
Electronic-Sound331Apr 1, 2026
+2
10 times doesn’t sound very many when you factor in going to the toilet and washing hands before cooking/eating.
2
RegularLibrarian554Apr 1, 2026
+3
If I’m out and I’m driving, I won’t drink at all. People always look at me sideways when I say “no thanks, I’m driving”. And then they push “not even one?” Like, why am I weird for staying safe?
3
ChickenEmotional7921Apr 1, 2026
+2
People get really weird about not drinking anything at a bar. Like, I'm just not interested in a beverage right now. I usually order soda water just to not get a million questions and have to defend myself.
2
Cheerry_GlowApr 1, 2026
+6
reading shampoo ingredients on the toilet like its a novel. the sodium laureth sulfate lore hits different
6
natwiziApr 1, 2026
+3
Introversión.
3
CalmPanic402Apr 1, 2026
+3
Using safety equipment.
3
KnotsCherryFarmApr 1, 2026
+4
Brony. Lay it on me.
4
Objective-Agency-193Apr 1, 2026
+3
For keeping to myself and enjoying my own space
3
lauraelizabethwrightApr 1, 2026
+3
Liking creepy antique doll heads. People love it or freak out
3
JustLookingForMayhemApr 1, 2026
+3
Washing my hands after eating. I dislike the feeling of stuff on my hands.
3
Embarrassed_Pilot792Apr 1, 2026
+3
I’m from the Middle East, so, been called very weird by pretty much everyone in my family because I don’t want to get married and I want to travel by myself (im a woman)
3
DoughWrayMeApr 1, 2026
+3
There was this photo I posted to facebook a long time ago. It was a cop awkwardly chasing a chicken on a road with the caption "Because he has warrants, that's why"
A friend of my sister's goes "you're weird" ... clearly not understanding the hilarity
3
theunsaidfilesApr 1, 2026
+3
Jam and cheese on toast. I seriously don't know what the issue is. Don't knock it till you try it.
3
SpaTownerApr 1, 2026
+3
I like a jam and cheese sandwich. If I’m just having butter and jam on bread/toast/oatcakes, I sprinkle some nice crunchy salt on there
3
Mom_who_drinksApr 1, 2026
+3
I enjoy public speaking. I’d much rather speak to a crowd than to a person.
3
WantMyEggsCrackedApr 1, 2026
+3
Don’t drink out of other people’s drinks
3
TheUnblinkingEye1001Apr 1, 2026
+3
Refusing to drink alcohol.
3
alanjigsawApr 1, 2026
+3
Not drinking or smoking but still going to bars lol
3
ArielSpookyApr 1, 2026
+3
My Furby collection
3
Objective_Sport_6462Apr 1, 2026
+2
for not giving them attention they dont deserve
2
Impressive_East_3084Apr 1, 2026
+2
Not standing up for myself
2
Tiny-Doubt4949Apr 1, 2026
+2
Because I don't like tofu, well.. okayy
2
Conscious_Chart_8167Apr 1, 2026
+2
I told someone I didn’t have plastic surgery and she didn’t believe and I laughed at her so apparently I’m weird for that now
2
Spell-Concentrate555Apr 1, 2026
+2
Nerding about food I know I'll never eat.
2
AnyAngle7212Apr 1, 2026
+2
When I was a kid, I was just huge. People called me weird for it.
2
RenwaldoVApr 1, 2026
+2
F****** dudes. 🏳️🌈
2
veroniqueweronikaApr 1, 2026
+2
Being a vegetarian, being tall, being into the arts, etc.
2
Magda_04Apr 1, 2026
+2
Not wanting to sleep around or drink alcohol, for personal reasons rather than religious
2
2gwanxoApr 1, 2026
+2
Having weird food combinations
2
VeterinarianVast197Apr 1, 2026
+2
That I get excited about things
2
Mendo56Apr 1, 2026
+2
Liking cartoons back in middle school. Now people are nostalgic for SpongeBob and anime
2
neinneinballonsApr 1, 2026
+3
Smoking a wooden pipe
hitchiking not knowing how far
moving alone at a farm
speaking what's on my mind.
Writting to earn my bread
sometimes talking with the dead
knowing 'bout magic when I don't believe
being always ready to leave.
Having a big bushy beard
looking like a short talking bear
thinking of making my own beer
holding weird trinkets so dear.
Weird stories from my youth
convincing a robber not to shoot
giving him my lighter as a thank you
because he helped me find my route.
I was really drunk that time
he got from me some laughs
I might be a human capibara
even the police once gave me empanadas.
3
Agreeable-Credit-100Apr 1, 2026
+2
Being a huge nerd about books. I like a real book, not a screen, altho I will admit it makes travel easier when I’m not lugging a mobile library.
Brushing my teeth with hot water. I’ve been called weird for this, but I feel like it cleans better.
Always have the shower curtain open. Even as a guest I open the shower curtain. Sorry not sorry.
2
mnml_e4tApr 1, 2026
+1
Are you keeping the curtain open because you’re scared that someone or something is behind it as you shower?
1
jayden_mpApr 1, 2026
+2
Not using the school bathroom to vape and actually using it for its intended purpose.
2
Stock-Lobster-303Apr 1, 2026
+2
Having Anhedonia
2
thethrill_707Apr 1, 2026
+2
I'd rather drive than fly. If it's 12 hours or less, I'll drive it.
Airports are just awful these days. Crowded, dirty, filled with people who have the manners of a goat.
I'd rather listed to an audio book, with road snacks and Coke Zero, and see what I can see.
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Felix_FickelgruberApr 1, 2026
+2
I got called weird as a kid for liking musicals like Phantom of the Opera, Notre Dame de Paris, Elisabeth, and Les Miserables. Other kids thought they were boring and therefore stupid.
In recent years: Not going out (I am easily overwhelmed by noise) and only drinking a few times a year.
2
zerbeyApr 1, 2026
+2
Declining an alcoholic drink at lunch time. Apparently that means I'm gay.
2
Glittering_Estate744Apr 1, 2026
+2
"Thinking too much."
Yeah. I got a lot more careful about who I dated after that.
2
DeadLined784Apr 1, 2026
+2
- not smoking pot/doing drugs
- being utterly unbothered by the "ghost" at work
- preferring to be alone
- being unaffected by Karens/assholes and their temper tantrums
- not having any social media besides Listnook
- having Listnook
- not giving a flying f*** about Reality TV or TV in general
- my interests in bugs, rocks, prehistoric animals, microbiology, Human Evolution, and whatever else I ever expressed an interest/fascination with
2
MjolnirPantsApr 1, 2026
+2
For context, I'm a red (well, mostly gray now) bearded redneck GenX veteran who does his own auto repair, builds his own guns and enjoys camping, woodworking and knifemaking. Those are the things most people notice about me right away, resulting in me frequently being called weird for:
* Being demisexual. No matter how pretty she is, I'm not interested unless she's interesting.
* Not being into any team sports. I don't even watch the UFC any more, despite being a big martial arts nerd in my teens.
* Being a nerd. I love Tolkien, D&D, Star Trek and countless other pillars of nerd culture. I took my girlfriend and kids to the Renaissance Festival last weekend, all of us in costume. Nerdy stuff is a lot more mainstream these days, but people are still surprised I'm into it.
* Joining a transgender gun club, despite not being trans. This one don't bother me though, cuz trans people are interesting as f***. You ever met an emo E-girl who makes a living off O*******, who *also* won a valorous medal for her part in the Battle of Baghdad and can field strip an AR in 9 seconds flat? I have. More than once, in fact.
* Writing r/JerryandtheGoddesses. There's like 2 million+ words of urban fantasy there, and at least 750,000 of them are d*** jokes. This is the one I'm going to hell over, for sure.
2
human-kibbleApr 1, 2026
+2
Oh pretty much everything…
People are very trigger happy with that word. If *everything* is weird, then nothing is weird, really.
2
XenovitzApr 1, 2026
+2
You get used to it but getting called weird for not caring about millionaires I don't know playing sports together. I also caught shit for beekeeping, saying it was an old man hobby. I also caught shit for fishing by myself? That's like peak quiet alone time. I used to collect shot glasses but I didn't drink so that pissed off some alcoholics but w/e. People always tell you to be yourself then get offended when you're not exactly like them.
2
PriyaWritesApr 1, 2026
+2
Wanting to not follow the so called societal norms!
2
ChickenEmotional7921Apr 1, 2026
+2
Drinking straight milk
Brushing my teeth in the shower
2
ClamecyApr 1, 2026
+2
Listening to techno in the 90’s.
2
mmeveldkampApr 1, 2026
+2
Being myself hahahaha.
2
redboApr 1, 2026
+2
Looking
2
HumbleFruit4201Apr 1, 2026
+5
My Garfield B*******
5
TinySaltBumpApr 1, 2026
+3
I guess cause I’m handsome and good looking, girls get offended that I’m not more confident or extroverted.
Also, my ex thought I was weird because I took a long time to finish in the bedroom. It made her feel like I didn’t like her physically.
3
Ambitious-Owl-5521Apr 1, 2026
+1
Told a woman I had been having a....late night relationship that she had great skin.
I didn't say I want to f****** eat it lol.
1
Electronic-Sound331Apr 1, 2026
+1
That’s a nice compliment! She’s weird.
1
Ambitious-Owl-5521Apr 1, 2026
+1
lol thank you, I was too preoccupied to get too offended; but made a point not to bring that up again....
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