put on skin tight pig suit, covered myself in whiped cream, and had a dwarf in a gimp mask ride on my back, slapping me on the but while they shouted "faster mummy faster"
best $500 I have ever made.
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professor-chaos19Mar 28, 2026
+1
🤣
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monicaleahhMar 28, 2026
+1
Apply for a job
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Foreign-NinaMar 28, 2026
+1
I buy hotdog stand
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bunniipuffletMar 28, 2026
+1
i spent an entire weekend wearing a motion capture suit for a indie game studio
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oopsplayerMar 28, 2026
+1
Run a company.
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greedy52dMar 28, 2026
+1
sell my soul to my company
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krullbeastMar 28, 2026
+1
Give up all of my good years to slave away paycheck to paycheck so that the boss can make more money and live the good life!
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Dull-Performance-284Mar 28, 2026
+1
Buy some drugs
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MonsieurLigeiaMar 28, 2026
+1
work 5 days a week
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Loud-Syrup2229Mar 28, 2026
+1
Ask my neighbors
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Responsible_Try_1151Mar 28, 2026
+1
I was once paid $500 to go into a guy’s house and plant 'conspicuous' evidence of a fake addiction (nothing illegal, just like 200 empty cans of a specific energy drink and 'research papers' on them) so his girlfriend would think he was weird and break up with him. I got in, realized he actually had a *real* secret (he was hoarding vintage rare Pokémon cards worth way more than the job), and I just left. Best $500 I ever gave back.
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TiffxoxoxMar 28, 2026
+1
Flashed for $200
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Suspicious-Dream-912Mar 28, 2026
+1
Not money but I've sucked my plugs d*** a few times for fent lol
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