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What's the male equivalent to a woman with super long nails?

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nat_in_a_hat Apr 3, 2026 +38
A man with super long nails
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Adept-Fix-1250 Apr 3, 2026 +3
Obviously
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No-Jicama-3673 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Agree lmao
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Fjyrborn_AI Apr 3, 2026 +12
a man with an overgroomed beard
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kitoko972 Apr 3, 2026 +3
Great analogy
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Scumbag_Calyxis Apr 3, 2026 +1
As a proud owner of a large white boy beard. It drives me WILD with the pristine lines and clearly used a ruler.
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KaliCalamity Apr 3, 2026 +13
The guys way too into sneakers, especially the ones that turn so obsessive they lose their mind over things like creases from normal wear.
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IAML0ST Apr 3, 2026 +2
That’s a thing?
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KaliCalamity Apr 3, 2026 +1
Do some digging on the term "sneaker heads". Definitely one of the weirder subcultures I've seen pop up.
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the_colonelclink Apr 3, 2026 +3
This seems strangely targeted…
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Adept-Fix-1250 Apr 3, 2026 +1
What? They are shoes that’s what they are for I just wear my shoes until they are falling apart and get another pair
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KaliCalamity Apr 3, 2026 +1
Oh, but those aren't super limited edition with some celebrity's name attached with only 500 pairs made.... Sneaker heads have some interesting priorities, to say the least.
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Adept-Fix-1250 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Lol then don’t wear them
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One-piece-jigsaw Apr 3, 2026 +1
You've actually met dudes like that?
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KaliCalamity Apr 3, 2026 +1
More in passing than anything. The couple I briefly interacted with were pretty young, so at least for them, it seemed like they were trying to emulate the influencers I've happened across on YouTube. Don't ask me why that's ended up in my feed, it's usually a mess of weird history, random geekery, and metal videos. Sometimes I think the algorithm just throws whatever at me just to see what sticks.
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One-piece-jigsaw Apr 3, 2026 +1
Yeah i saw a YouTube video a few years ago and was shocked to see a guy pay 10k for a pair at a market stall. And here's a random geeky metal video that probably has a weird history to it to get Al go back in the rhythm: https://youtu.be/4A_tSyJBsRQ?si=nWpNRZ1UZ7_XvFtz
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shamedev Apr 3, 2026 +3
Men with a single long fingernail. I'd understand thumb nail for its utility in manual labor jobs but wtf is up with long pinky nails?
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No_Mood1492 Apr 3, 2026 +5
It's for drugs
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the_colonelclink Apr 3, 2026 +5
That’s a coke nail bro.
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GTaucer Apr 3, 2026 +1
Wait, what? How does that even work?
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belittle808 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Dip nail in coke like a spoon. Then bring nail to nose and inhale.
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FunUse244 Apr 3, 2026 +2
Cocaine
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runningbookworm Apr 3, 2026 +2
Ed Hardy
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Pretty_Helicopter341 Apr 3, 2026 +2
well... maybe guys who wear flashy chains or super loud designer stuff. same kind of “look at me” vibe tbh
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YourLittleRuth Apr 3, 2026 +1
Ridiculous muscles. No, hear me out. The long nails say, *I don't have to work, how plebian!* The muscles say, *I can spend all day at the gym. Work? How plebian.* To be fair, they probably wouldn't use the word plebian.
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Ok_Addendum_5853 Apr 3, 2026 +1
I agree with what you say about the women with long nails... but usually, men with big muscles are just driven and dedicated to their bodies. I'd probably say men who are skinny, no job, but dress like in all designer cloths or lots of jewelry.. but don' work.
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youroffrs Apr 3, 2026 +1
long nails, flashy jewelry or style.
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newrockstyle Apr 3, 2026 +1
greasy keyboard guy
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PsychologicalAge9331 Apr 3, 2026
A guy with a gun on his hip.
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-ButDidYouDie- Apr 3, 2026
Tiny d*** energy.
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Ok_Art4661 Apr 3, 2026 -1
Whatever Trump has going on with off color tan rub
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ComplexHearing3949 Apr 3, 2026
man with quite long hair?
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