What’s the most awkward intimate situation you’ve ever been in?

Was sucking a guys d*** and his gf came home unexpectedly. I didn't know he had a gf. He quickly turned on his Xbox and we hurriedly got dressed so that when his gf walked in, it just looked like 2 friends gaming. She was a little surprised as to why he didn't take the Xbox downstairs like he'd usually do when friends come over, but otherwise she seemed okay and even grabbed us a beer and went back downstairs to allow us to continue "gaming."

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I realised i was gay half way through loosing my virginity. Beat that! 😅

First time sleeping together with a friend. We went back to my apartment from the bar. I'm 6FT and she was like 6FT 3 or 4in. During missionary the height difference made it like a game of peekaboo with each thrust.

I’m 52 so not being able to come sometimes is pretty awkward.  I don’t have the cardio I once did nor the nerve sensitivity.  

I’ll start went back to her place, things were getting heated… then her dog jumped on the bed and just stared at us the entire time. Killed the mood instantly

Me and my girlfriend were 17 at the time and we did the old cover our laps with a blanket and fondle each other on my living room couch, well my mom walked in the front door while we were mid diddle and we finished while she put away the groceries lol.

It was her first time from behind and she wasn't prepared; the condom saved the day.

Was doing doggy with her, and I farted

Agh. Body sculpting sessions. Having to get naked in front of a lady you barely know. Having to do squats in that stupid paper underwear while she watches. Terrible 💀

In the car when the police knocked on the window while she was on top of me in the passenger seat. We just found a spot nearby later. That was akward. He could have at least let us finish. No ticket tho.

Whiskey d***, couldn’t get hard. Actually, it was tequila and beer mixed with the sleeping pills I took before I decided to go out instead of getting a good night of sleep. The end result was the same.

Ex was giving my a BJ and I like it to go deep and she was a sport of trying to do it. Went a little too deep and she puked a little bit.

so many to choose from, but definitely that one time i thought my partner was into cuddling and then they just straight up ghosted me after. big yikes.

First time with what ended up being a 2 year girlfriend that I’m still cordial with after 20 years. It was dark and hot and what I thought was sweat was actually a massive nose bleed. She looked like Carrie after blood got poured over her. Except one of her breasts had a perfect bloody handprint. We named that t**** “Wilson” after the move Castaway.

tryna get in one with you ( I try)

I put it in and SHE F****** CRIED 💀