What’s the most delinquent act you’ve committed when in high school?

I left school grounds for lunch

I am so not proud, but my gf of the time and I used to have quickies in a "forgotten" stairwell.

Smoking a blunt on school grounds, during class with a friend and getting caught by the janitor... just for him to not give a f*** ❤️ s/o to that man lmao

As a girl, one day in high school I said "I wish I had balls" (was curious about what it felt like to sit on a testicle😅) annnnd I got written up. Had to run drills for a week after band practice, **in the south, mind you**, and I never got inducted into National Honors Society bc of the write up. Worst shit I ever did, honestly lol

I was getting a failing grade in one of my classes, but I was also the library assistant for one of my periods and was basically left alone the whole time. So I photocopied my grades, cut out one of the As and pasted it over the failing grade, then photocopied it again so it looked seamless. Somehow got away with it lol.

I got a C+ and let my teacher down.

Pretty much copied a book report from one of those cliffs notes books. Got 3 days of in school suspension. First time I ever got in trouble in my life and I was distraught. While I was in ISS I got invited to my very first high school party. It was magical.

I sold drugs all throughout my time in high school, I also showed up to school high every day.

threw some of my school books in a local lake once with friends

Smoked weed and drank hard booze at lunch time then went to high school. Also stole cash from a church then paid a random drunk to buy us a case of beer. I was 14. I have also done lots of other similarly fucked up shit.

Got suspended, yet showed up at school every day of the suspension. Couldn't dare tell my parents I was suspended. So I just hung out in the cool teachers' classrooms...lol

I posted instructions for editing the text on my teachers website to 4chan during class… could have gone down for a hate crime if I got caught fr

Broke a ceiling tile by thrown a rock when messing around with some mates

I threw a giant pumpkin out of a car going 65mph at a minivan. We went back later and the back of it was completely fucked. Pumpkin guts halfway down the block.

I got my permanent record tattooed on my ass

Not me, but these two guys would make weed brownies in home ec and sold them. They delivered them to kids in different classes. Lol Even though the whole hall smelled like weed; it took a long time for them to get caught.

lmao same 💀

Not showing up

Cap bombs in the hallways I reckon

Smoking in the library.

Got in a fight with a bully and was suspended. Worth it.

My friends and I only committed petty theft once. It was late at night, we were thirsty so we stole a couple of soft drinks from an open garage. They turned out to be Diet Fresca. Hot Diet Fresca is disgusting; we got what we deserved.

how is kicked out of my dorm because I grew marijuana from seed in a aquarium in my closet. And I was taken to the police station to be scared straight. As an adult, I never did a wacky tobacco again.

Ran a trap house with my best friend

Found a glitch in the soda machine, where it would drop a soda while also refunding your quarters. I skipped homeroom and spent the hour feeding coins, then sold them out of my locker

watched p*** in the middle of science class on a video cassette

Ate a pot cookie in the back of class. Kicked in a couple class periods later when I was talking with my counselor. She let me go home and didn't tell anybody.

Snorting lines of Xanax off the back of toilet seats and f****** strangers I met at the mall

Filled a sprite bottle with straight vodka at a football game as a 7th grade marching band member. Sipped until after halftime then chugged through 3rd and 4th quarter. Several of us went to a spend the night party at a friend's afterwards. In the chaos no adults noticed I was 3 sheets and other than the hangover the next day I was fine.

Broke into an old warehouse. Bombed the walls with graffiti, then threw a flyer party there.

My friends were lifting a school security gate to let people through, it started tipping and was going to fall so I ran up and pushed it back so it didn't crush them, a teacher walked up right then, got in pretty decent trouble :(

Started a cheating scandal that ended up on the news.

Not doing anything delinquent. Seriously. I was so focused on being a "good kid" that I played it safe through all of high school. No sneaking out, no dumb adventures, no starting that business idea I had at 16. The most rebellious thing I did was stay up past midnight. Looking back, the real delinquency was wasting the only years where failure has zero consequences.

Punching my bully in the nuts. The principal even agreed with me when I said zero tolerance was bullshit, but his hands were tied.

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Not the most delinquent. Ill keep thT to myself. But in one day.... I was chased by a German Shepard. Got cut by a barbedwire fence. Chased by a cow on top of a school bus. Ran from the police. Bought weed. Got bit by fire ants and still walked up to the bus when school let out...except my grandmother and a police officer walk straight up to me....I didn't ride home in the bus that day to say the least. Let's just say every event I listed has jts own 1 or two stories...mind u this was all in ONE DAY.

I stole a book without checking it out of the library and I still have it.

I stood in my basement window well with a compound bow and shot arrows into the sky. I lived in a very densely populated neighborhood in a suburban city.

stole a teachers car

Being late to school 150 days in my senior year

Once pretended a teacher had sent me to collect food for her from the cafeteria and it ended badly

I brought in crown royal. My friends and I drank it in study hall

There was a semi abandoned house with a for sale sign. The back door was unlocked. After the bus dropped us off from school we’d jump the fence and smoke weed in there. People would tag in there, idk who. It wasn’t us, so I know other groups would be going there. One day the back door was locked. So we smashed a back window open. Kept using it for a while after that. Back door was never locked again

We broke into the groundskeepers shed, and took out the chalk-line-maker. We went up to a manicured grass hill that was visible to most of the school and we wrote a huge message that escapes our memory now. But it was f****** funny, and we laughed our faces off for days.

Friends called in a bomb scare so we could all go see Varsity Blues at the movies. RIP Moxon!

stole a pack of strawberry bubble gum

Smoked a cigarette under the stage while class was going on

Way back then I was addicted to heroin; I got called down to the principals office by the deputy sheriff while power faded..I also had a couple zips of super gassy flowers in me…I plead my math teacher to let me disappear..she ended up holding my weed for me until I got back.. 🙌🏽

skipped class

Bought 5000 crickets from a pet store and released them everywhere in the building in the middle of the night.

Turned in an essay I wrote the night before at 3am somehow got top marks. Still not sure if that was skill or luck.

As a girl, one day in high school I said "I wish I had balls" (was curious about what it felt like to sit on a testicle😅) annnnd I got written up. Had to run drills for a week after band practice, **in the south, mind you**, and I never got inducted into National Honors Society bc of the write up. Worst shit I ever did, honestly lol

In 9th grade I figured out that if I was the proper distance behind a girl wearing a skirt I could see up her skirt as we both went up the stairs.

Had the keys to my school. Pilfered supply closets, vending machines and stock rooms. One key opened every locker so I’d steal purses, CDs, cigarettes. Some girl stole a handcuff key from me and had the nerve to make a necklace out of it. I’d open her locker and throw out one of her textbooks every few days until she resorted to carrying them all with her. But the worst was a friend of mine and I skipped the Christmas assembly to raid lockers for presents. We found a big bag of homemade chocolate chip cookies and were going to steal them. And I suggested we take a bite out of all 50 or so and put them back in the bag. It took us about ten minutes and we nearly choked doing it because we were laughing so hard at the idea. Yeah, that was probably the worst. I was chaotic neutral back then.

I would f*** my 26 year old boyfriend then go to 8th grade the next day with his cum still in me. My mom knew how old he was and she let him stay the night.