What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while drunk?

texted my ex a paragraph about how much i missed her, fully heartfelt, really thought i was being deep - it was her mom's number 💀 i didn't find out until the next morning when her mom replied "this is karen sweetie, i'll let her know" never recovered from that one

Thankfully, those days in my life occurred before everybody had video recording devices on them at all times.  Therefore, nothing happened and you can't prove it did

I spent 45 minutes trying to have a serious, heart-to-heart conversation with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Captain Jack Sparrow at a house party. I even apologized for 'talking too much' when he didn't reply.

Posted a very inappropriate video meant for my gf at the time. Rather than sending to her on snap, I posted to my story.

I puked in a urinal, long story short

I throw up infront of the bar

ask my man in marriage (i want to do this while being 100% sober)

Went to a gang related family house because they were having a party, skulled a bottle and a half of alchohol and when i blacked out I stripped off, pissed in someones bag and ran around naked, went creeping with the boys for stolen cars but got called back by one of the boys when he found out. Came back and pissed in someones bag. Turns out the owner of the bag stole their kids PS5 and now they all love me lol

In hindsight, it could have been either my worst or best moment. I got a DUI a decade ago. I slipped my cuffs while in the back of the cop car. THEN, I jingled them in the face of the officers who were getting me out. And made a little song that went “dingalingaling” They pretended to not as amused as they actually were.

I'm sure other people remember better than I.

man, i once tried to karaoke "bohemian rhapsody" and ended up singing all the wrong lyrics in a completely different tune, crowd just stared in silence, it was brutal

got kicked and beaten from the club

Called my opposite gender boss and told them if they continue to treat me like shit I will f*** them up. Funny thing, I still have the same job and they treat me well but it's embarrassing I had to do that while drunk. I should have the balls to call them out in a civilized manner. Now it's uncomfortable for both of us

Not me, but a friend. He decided to try and hump a stores rolled down gate.

Tried (unsuccessfully) speaking French to some French people, then started listing random phrases I know how to say. Like “I know how to say… this, that, etc,”

Staggered over to my FWB’s apartment and discovered her in bed with someone I knew. I challenged him to come out and she called the cops. I spotted his car and started to beat on it. The officer offered me to just leave but I was pissed and kept going at the car. Got arrested and they asked this dude for his auto info for the report and while retrieving it they discovered the car was stolen. He was running a chop shop. I got misdemeanor disturbing the peace and he got racketeering, receiving stolen property, tax evasion and a number of other felonies. 20-40 years due to extent of the operation. Never got to beat him.

Vomited all over my myself while on public transportation.

I hit on a female police officer. They played the bodycam footage in court. I said: "You can put me in those cuffs any time baby. I know you want to bust me, but the only thing I want to bust is a nut inside of you. Bangin' a cop would be some k**** shit, that pouty face does it for me. You're turning me into a hardened criminal, in more ways than one." I went to grab for her b**** and she put me in cuffs.