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What's the most useless thing you've ever gotten?

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MonsieurLigeia Mar 28, 2026 +4
advice
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Thee_onchocker Mar 28, 2026 +5
My BSc Degree 
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BooBoo_Cat Mar 28, 2026 +2
I have one too! It finally came in handy, a decade later in a roundabout way. Long story short, wanting to advance in my career (ie make more momey), which of course had nothing to do with my education, I had to do a diploma in accounting (which my work paid for). However, the prerequisite to get into the diploma program was a Bachelor's degree in *anything*. Fortunately, I just happened to have one from ten years prior!
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Thee_onchocker Mar 28, 2026 +1
That's really good. With my BSc in Forensics Science I haven't practiced it ever been doing tasks of courses I learnt outside the BSc. 
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2468financialpanther Mar 28, 2026 +3
The offer of a BJ by some dude at a bar (I'm straight)
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DavosLostFingers Mar 28, 2026 +2
Vows of fidelity when I married my ex wife
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2468financialpanther Mar 28, 2026 +2
😂 Awww man that got me good, spat out my beer when I read it.
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Western_Temporary170 Mar 28, 2026 +2
my degree
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Grand_Raccoon0923 Mar 28, 2026 +2
A salad spinner.
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BigDumbandSexy Mar 28, 2026 +1
Religious bullshit while trick or treating
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tunehumsinger Mar 28, 2026 +1
A "Turtle Lamp"
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LazerChicken420 Mar 28, 2026 +1
One bedroom apartment. Got a roomba. Always wanted one. Its just my place is small enough that I can sweep and mop faster 10 times faster than the roomba
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IhateYouDontFollowMe Mar 28, 2026 +1
A picture of a limp d*** that didn’t belong to me.
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DavyJonesCousinsDog Mar 28, 2026 +1
My current dog. Don't get me wrong. I love this dog as much as any I've ever had, but I grew up with working breeds and that's all I've ever owned. Until this dipshit. She's a case study in inbreeding gone to far. I think she's part Dodge Dart. I'm half convinced the instructions she came with got read upside down. Every other dog I've ever owned I could abandon outside and they'd be sad, but they'd be fine. This dog could starve to death in a kibble factory. She's a *good*, but f*** she's an idiot.
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chico-dust Mar 28, 2026 +1
My life
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Accomplished-Dog8975 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Nothing 💀
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r00tb33r666 Mar 28, 2026 +1
My former fiancee gifted me some plastic shoelace bling. I took it because I didn't want to hurt her feelings, because she was absolutely penniless, but that's truly the most useless thing I've ever seen. A twist tie from a bagged loaf of bread has more use.
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rud12c4aBJ_ Mar 28, 2026
A cat
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2468financialpanther Mar 28, 2026 +1
My cat is definitely the best thing I've ever received 😸
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rud12c4aBJ_ Mar 28, 2026 +1
Cats f****** suck.
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2468financialpanther Mar 28, 2026 +1
Booooooooooooo
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