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ChallengeCuriousity Apr 3, 2026 +3

Should I bring snacks or a lawyer?

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FirmDesigner9913 Apr 3, 2026 +1

lmao both

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Careless_Weekend3647 Apr 3, 2026 +1

"Is it about my resignation?" and then watching their face when it isn't

1

Inevitable_Elk_7113 Apr 3, 2026 +1

No I don’t care

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PoopAnhilator Apr 3, 2026 -1

So we can makeout?

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prajnadhyana Apr 3, 2026 +1

"You get sexual gratification from wasting other people's time?"

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True-Particular3713 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Is this because I achieved all my KPIs or because I slept with your wife....??

1

sithelephant Apr 3, 2026 +1

'Oh right, the murders'.

1

SlytherinSoul1998 Apr 3, 2026 +1

To introduce me to your mom via video call?

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Necessary-Avocado-50 Apr 3, 2026 +2

"Yes." Then just go silent and patiently stare.

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PashaBaal Apr 3, 2026 +1

“So that you can remind us all how big of an a****** you are!”

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David_Satler Apr 3, 2026 +1

because hr wanted a witness..and i thought this would be faster than an email

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BlushHeat Apr 3, 2026 +1

"Because you love watching us squirm in our chairs? Because if so, I'm definitely gonna need a snack for this!"

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Hopey-1-kinobi Apr 3, 2026 +1

Is it to offer me a cut of the money you’ve been embezzling from the company?

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Proof-Ad62 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Because you need to justify your existence in this company?

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HRHSuzz Apr 3, 2026 +1

Oh no - your memory is slipping again. Do you need time to regroup?

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Full_Cup_Queen Apr 3, 2026 +1

I guess I need my translator then

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Richard_Wharfinger Apr 3, 2026 +1

"You wanted to schedule a time when I could make my revelation to the entire company that I'm the Second Coming of Christ?"

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What’s the worst response to , “do you know why I booked this meeting “, from manager?

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