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What's your go to pick up line?

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lotsagabe Apr 1, 2026 +16
The Ford F-series.
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lwp775 Apr 1, 2026 +1
A GM man myself, like the Silverado.
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Necessary-Act-1137 Apr 1, 2026 +11
''I'm not going to waste any time but you're cute and I want to buy you dinner''
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Rolyat_Mit Apr 1, 2026 +2
Direct and honest and to the point, love it! Just don't follow with that "text/call in three days"c***. You already set the precedent for no games
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Rolyat_Mit Apr 1, 2026 +1
Buy him/her dinner and let it flow
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writinglegit2 Apr 1, 2026
Your pickup line is, "buy her dinner and let it flow"? That's after the pickup line. Are you just walking up to single women in restaurants eating dinner solo, picking up the check then hoping "it" ends up "flowing"?
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itsjusthecreatorlife Apr 1, 2026 +5
how much is your rent for a whole year, I feel like blessing someone
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jmav302 Apr 1, 2026 +6
How much do you charge?
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Seecole-33 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Hahahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏
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itsjusthecreatorlife Apr 1, 2026 +3
Your perfume smells so fresh, what is its name? ...tried this a couple of times and it is a sure conversation starter
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Aggravating-Fox8553 Apr 1, 2026 +8
i usually just make awkward eye contact for about 3 seconds, panic, completely forget how to speak english, and then walk in the opposite direction. it has a solid 0% success rate.
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Ok_Bison1312 Apr 1, 2026 +1
hahaha
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Rolyat_Mit Apr 1, 2026 +1
Been there
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TreasureCoastCpl Apr 1, 2026 +1
Wanna go halves on a baby!?
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Annual-Education3230 Apr 1, 2026 +1
🥳😂🤣🤩👏✅hilarious and witty💕
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MurseMan1964 Apr 1, 2026 +2
“How much do you weigh?”
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thatguydaly Apr 1, 2026 +2
Does it smell like updog in here?
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MaderaArt Apr 1, 2026 +1
No, I don't smell any updog.
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SnooCapers9313 Apr 1, 2026 +2
I seem to have lost my phone number can I have yours?
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Brilliant-Mark2420 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Whenever i match with someone and begin a conversation, I always say I've not dated or spoken to anyone new for a long time (I'm 33) then I say are you having a groovy night tonight? People still say groovy don't they? And it gets a laugh every single time.
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Neutraland Apr 1, 2026 +1
"Bonito perro. Tiene teléfono?"
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PerfectPush2391 Apr 1, 2026 +1
mmh just love it raw talk
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signorkn Apr 1, 2026 +1
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
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Crystalus08 Apr 1, 2026 +1
I'm here for the first time, do you know any cool spots/could you show me around, it's situational but can have some pretty cool results, also somewhat indirect so it's easy to say
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Squeeze00Tug1 Apr 1, 2026 +1
"Here, let me get that for you." open door, or whatever.. And if she seems interested, in a few minutes or next time we bump into each other, ".. Normally I'm the one doing the stalking." and if she doesn't laugh, ✌🏻. If she does, then she'll think what I said was a joke, but the joke's on her.
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Pokeradar Apr 1, 2026 +1
On a scale of 1 to 10. You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
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ghostinthecreek Apr 1, 2026 +1
Toyota Land Cruiser 79 Series Dual Cab
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stevembk Apr 1, 2026 +1
I bend with my knees and lift straight up.
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Gibby1293 Apr 1, 2026 +1
I just got some bad news from the doctor. He said I’m lacking Vitamin U.
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Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Do you know where the nearest veterinarian office is? Because my pythons are sick!! I do this while flexing both arms. I’m not jacked either.
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Few_Isopod_5935 Apr 1, 2026
What's up
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cherryswirled Apr 1, 2026 +1
"Hey"
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