Don't worry, we do it at night so as to not risk you accomplishing anything at work.
Unless it's day time and you're at work already. In which case get back to it, slacker!
> we do it at night so as to not risk you accomplishing anything at work.
It's mid-afternoon here in Australia, you insensitive clod.
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ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+9
> Unless you're at work already. In which case get back to it, slacker!
9
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+7
Why do you discriminate against the unemployed like that?
7
TheJoshJan 25, 2011
+1
dole bludgers
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
/. Ftw
0
nozzle1993Jan 25, 2011
+4
Can you time-warp the messages button to make it load in less than an hour?
4
ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+3
Is it still timing out for you?
3
nozzle1993Jan 25, 2011
+2
ohmygod you really FIXED IT!!
Hey everybody! They fixed it! Click on your messages everybody! Woohoo!
Thank you good sir.
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ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+8
Ssshh, it won't stay fixed if *everyone* does it
8
MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+2
It's been much better for the last few days. Still some delay, but it hasn't timed out since last week for me.
2
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+2
[deleted]
2
stevefazzariJan 25, 2011
+3
and a step to the riii-ii-i-ii-i-ight
3
FredFnordJan 25, 2011
+1
Stand up sit down fight fight fight!
(And no, I didn't miss the reference. I just chose to reject your reality and substitute my own.)
1
shalmacJan 25, 2011
+4
BUT what will I do while you are gone??
4
ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+6
I recommend making home-made ice cream
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missmymomJan 25, 2011
+3
or he could provide feedback about kazoos.
3
shalmacJan 25, 2011
+1
thats funny because a while back i saw a post about ice-cream cake milkshakes and i recently had a birthday which my sister made these for me. So I suppose that the next logical step is to make my own brand of ice cream.
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lemonade_brezhnevJan 25, 2011
+2
Digg.
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thisisanadventureJan 25, 2011
+2
hah, I wasn't that desperate.
2
shalmacJan 25, 2011
+1
I ended up Fark-ing. . .in case you were losing sleep wondering how i fared.
1
ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+97
We're doing some whatsidoodling to Cassandra to make it faster and more resilient to temporary failure.
The irony of doing this by causing a temporary failure is not lost on me
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[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+67
Breaking everything, got it.
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ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+45
Not *everything*
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MissHamptonJan 25, 2011
+22
Just most of it? (:
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ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+103
We're breaking the stuff that works and fixing the stuff that's broken
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MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+46
So you'll be able to check your messages, but you will no longer be able to write comments.
[*eeexcellent*](http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/mr-burns-picture.jpg)
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Buckwheat469Jan 25, 2011
+18
Are you going to turn the "You broke Listnook" page into a Snake game now?
Edit: And how long will this take? I have refreshing and scrolling to do.
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AuntieSocialJan 25, 2011
+2
Don't know if want...
2
poeirJan 25, 2011
+1
Sounds like standard fare for software work to me.
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
> (:
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
1
tookeyApr 4, 2011
+1
Hahahahaha
1
American83Jan 25, 2011
+2
How did you get this thread to frontpage anyway?
2
ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+12
I'm not at liberty to discuss this, but I can tell you that I had the permission of the Queen
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[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+4
What does miss Latifah have to do with this?
4
egoviriJan 25, 2011
+5
magic, got it.
5
MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+11
Nooo! I just spent 5 minutes trying to think of something witty to say so I will get upvotes... *but there will be no one there to upvote it...*
And that realization took up 2 more minutes!
MUST^TAB^**EVERYTHING**
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failbenorkJan 25, 2011
+27
I'M FREE. WE'RE ALL FREE. RUN WHILE YOU CAN.
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[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+9
[deleted]
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apersonJan 25, 2011
+9
BETTER CTRL + F5 TO BE SURE.
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AuntieSocialJan 25, 2011
+8
The hammer is my p****.
8
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+32
Thank you! I can finally sleep now.
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[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+14
[deleted]
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ketralnisJan 25, 2011
+21
He's not of karma-legal age anyway
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MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+7
But he's ancient.. and misspelled.
7
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+2
You can spell it both ways; both are legitimate. [Citation](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/woolly)
2
MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+3
Fair enough...
I'll be out [burning down the ChaCha headquartes.](http://www.chacha.com/question/how-do-you-spell-wooly-mammoth-%26%2345%3B-whooly-mammoth) I'll report back soon!
3
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+2
Well, it's definitely not Whooly, so they got that part right..Partial credit?
2
MrRabbitJan 25, 2011
+1
I only burned down their building partially.. *for now*.
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
I missed it? Damn it! I knew this was going to happen. Curse you old age!
1
iD999Jan 25, 2011
+6
Nineteen minutes of /r/gonewild oughta do it.
6
kellermenschJan 25, 2011
+3
Noooo, It's breakfast time here in Europe!
I need my fix of listnook for the morning, before the day can start.
If you still go down, I'll send TechnoViking over. Be warned!
3
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+7
shortlink: redd.it/f8k2e
This is totally f8ke.
7
nkinastJan 25, 2011
+2
And here I was just about to submit a post entitled "When this link is 17 minutes old, everyone on listnook gets free cake."
Oh well, I'll try again in 2012, end of the world notwithstanding.
2
frankichiroJan 25, 2011
+1
So... what are you doing now with all that cake that got left over? You're not putting it in the freezer until 2012, are you?
1
jedbergJan 25, 2011
+7
Nooooo!!!!
Oh wait, this is a good thing. :)
7
funkboy27Jan 25, 2011
+2
while it was down, the page displayed this
"㱈呍䰾㱈䕁䐾㱔䥔䱅㹅牲潲㰯呉呌䔾㰯䡅䅄㸼䉏䑙㸊䅮牲潲捣畲牥搠睨楬攠灲潣敳獩湧⁹潵爠牥煵敳琮㱰㸊剥晥牥湣攦⌳㈻☣㌵㬹㜦⌴㘻㍣ㄱ昴ㄸ☣㐶㬱㈹㔹㌸〴㐦⌴㘻捡搰昷昊㰯䉏䑙㸼⽈呍䰾""
anyone translate? :P
2
ScruffyTheDogJan 25, 2011
+2
Let the countdown begin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A
2
88scytheJan 25, 2011
+2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO°°°°°°°°°°°°°
2
cartoon_gunJan 25, 2011
+2
Why are you up at this hour doing maintenance?
2
ZumaBirdJan 25, 2011
+2
>submitted 29 minutes ago
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
2
smeenzJan 25, 2011
+2
>submitted 29 minutes ago by ketralnis
Uh oh
2
HannsGruberJan 25, 2011
+2
Guess that means it's time to go to bed..
2
SmokeyDawg2814Jan 25, 2011
+1
I am pulling in all nighter to work on a project and when I went to take a little break and realized listnook was down I almost panicked. There is seriously nothing to do at this hour without listnook...WAIT A MINUTE!....fap fap fap fap fap fap
1
ShadowhandJan 25, 2011
+2
> we do it at night
In America.
2
thisisanadventureJan 25, 2011
+2
You mean there are *other* countries!?
2
frankichiroJan 25, 2011
+1
> we do it at night
In my pants.
1
pavedwaldenJan 25, 2011
+2
Sure, NOW you tell me.
2
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
That's why you have to stay on listnook 24/7 or as much as you can.
So I'm pretty much saying it's your own fault. :)
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
I wish I read this half an hour ago when I squealed like a little girl when I saw the "Listnook is down" page. My gf will never look at me the same way ever again.
1
glitchnJan 25, 2011
+1
Sorry, but I am kinda in the middle of some serious listnook stuff right now, you are going to have to delay this until tomorrow evening. Sorry about that!
1
WhoDahJan 25, 2011
+1
When I am thirty years old, I will no longer go down for "scheduled maintenance" if you know what I mean
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
I got so much accomplished at work, I can't wait to browse listnook responsibly in my freeti……FUUUUUUUUU!
1
sagewahJan 25, 2011
+1
Oh shit! It's at 24 minutes! Gotta open a bunch of links.. now!
So how long will I have to work for?
1
OduseiJan 25, 2011
+1
Where'd this thread go? You can't just make us all disappear, ketralnis! We saw what happened here!
1
GodOfAtheismJan 25, 2011
+1
How long will it be? I need to know exactly how long I can put all my effort into trolling digg.
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
[deleted]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1734
> [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/07464)
1
crablinJan 25, 2011
+1
Not really helping anybody on the West Coast, is it? THANKS A LOT LISTNOOK YOU SHITS.
1
[deleted]Jan 25, 2011
+1
The server down picture that Sure Ill Draw That did for listnook is awesome.
1
porkmasterJan 25, 2011
+1
only 26 minutes, but i refuse to stay awake any longer to prove you wrong.
1
aznanonymousJan 25, 2011
+1
it's like a countdown to when we have to start being productive again...
1
HyperspaceHeroJan 25, 2011
+1
That's in two minutes! To quote Shia LaBeouf:
> No no no no no no no!
1
el_rotatoJan 25, 2011
+1
I saw this with only 2 minutes to go, there's no time to do anything!
1
iknowyoutooJan 25, 2011
+1
Is it over already? I didn't feel anything.
It didn't hurt at all!
1
AveryPacJan 25, 2011
+1
Are we allowed to know for how long? Or is that super-classified?
1
mummerlimnJan 25, 2011
+1
Luckily this happened while I was taking a listnook break to study.
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