Seconding Jessica Walter
*"I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"*
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masimoneApr 14, 2026
+23
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: [Michael stares at her awkwardly] The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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ImSuperSerialGuysApr 14, 2026
+16
"*Here's $20. Go see a Star War*"
16
JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+1
I'm guilty of quoting this line to my Star Wars obsessed friends lol
1
kwamla24Apr 14, 2026
+15
"I don't care for Gob"
15
eatitfatmanApr 15, 2026
+11
Thirding Jessica Walter, but from *Archer* (basically identical to Lucille Bluth):
*"If I did want a grandchild, I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it"*
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JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+3
yea, another Archer fan. I teared up a bit when her character died on the show
3
At_the_RoundhouseApr 15, 2026
+5
I wanna cry so bad but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
5
JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+1
I forgot about that line! I'm going to have to put that in my quote rotation :D
1
Shenanigans_1977Apr 15, 2026
+3
With this economy we aren’t far from that line being a statement of truth 🤣
3
JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+1
for real. We're going to have to start saying "20 dollars" soon
1
insertbracketsApr 15, 2026
+3
“If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear!”
3
JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+2
damn I forgot that quote too. I really need to do a rewatch of Arrested Development
2
insertbracketsApr 15, 2026
+2
Another favorite which I quote often is: “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
Best accompanied by a slightly downcast but withering gaze.
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JustPieraApr 15, 2026
+1
there's a gif of that quote that I use often lol
1
moxieroxsoxApr 14, 2026
+3
Literally quoted this last night.
3
JustPieraApr 14, 2026
+2
Jessica Walter is endlessly quotable :D
2
ThisIsTheNewSleeveApr 14, 2026
+35
David Cross in Arrested Development. Tobias never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.
35
futureformerteacherApr 14, 2026
+11
"I like 'Hot Sailors'"
"Mmmm, me too..."
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ThisIsTheNewSleeveApr 14, 2026
+11
You, sir, are a mouthful.
11
jpuzzApr 14, 2026
+10
Even the non “foot in the mouth” stuff is great - his hair transplant rejecting him, Mrs. Featherbottom, Dr. Funke’s Old-Fashioned, Good Time, Family Band Solution…
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ThisIsTheNewSleeveApr 15, 2026
+1
Oh for sure. Just the physical humour he puts into it is crazy. Just his movements are hilarious
1
insertbracketsApr 15, 2026
+3
“Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”
3
UslyfoxUApr 14, 2026
+59
The entire cast of What We Do In The Shadows brought their A game for the entire run of the show, but the Jackie Daytona and "drug blood" episodes stand out as unmatched comedic performances.
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ArgosLoopsApr 14, 2026
+18
That wasn't a performance, that was just regular human bartender Jackie Daytona
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warkiddApr 14, 2026
+5
That's just how they talk in Tuscon, Arizoña!
5
DrummerGuy06Apr 14, 2026
+57
30 Rock - Dr. Spaceman (fyi, it's pronounced "Spih-cheh-min")
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EnzoMcFly_jrApr 14, 2026
+47
*shows up covered in blood*
“Oh this? No. This isn’t what it looks like. I was at a costume party earlier tonight and the host’s dog attacked me so I had to stab it.”
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jonesbones99Apr 14, 2026
+15
Sometimes I think about this joke and how it suggests that 1) he goes to a costume party dressed as a doctor because he’s a “doctor”, 2) he chose not to change his clothes after leaving the party, and 3) he didn’t wash at all even though he’s now coming out of the room where Jack was recovering from his heart attack.
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At_the_RoundhouseApr 15, 2026
+6
Now, Jenna, medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the disgusting range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?
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tagenApr 15, 2026
+3
i love chris parnell so much, he’s the master of starting a sentence thinking it’s going one way, then going somewhere completely different, sometimes multiple times in the same sentence lol
3
DrummerGuy06Apr 15, 2026
+3
"Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up.
Different time, the '60s."
3
somecasperApr 15, 2026
+3
New York... Diabetes repair, I guess?
3
GeobeadApr 14, 2026
+29
Lucille Ball on I Love Lucy. The Vitameatvegemin and Bill Holden episodes will never not make me cry with laughter.
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cheeses_greistApr 14, 2026
+5
Yes! How many times have I watched these episodes and I still laugh like a hyena.
So many episodes start with “Lucy wants to get into show business” and each one is so funny. My favorite is the one where Lucy gets dressed in a full showgirl costume but the headdress is too heavy for her. Chaos ensues.
5
Iron_ChicApr 14, 2026
+3
Lucy and Ethel trying to wrap the chocolates is my favorite!
3
DancingedleslieApr 14, 2026
+3
Yea I’m a millennial so these were even before my time but it’s still some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen. I remember being show the Vitameatvegemin episode in middle school for…reasons? She was brilliant. The whole cast was really.
3
thicc-descriptionApr 14, 2026
+25
Catherine O’Hara on Schitt’s Creek
“I BELIEVE YOU SHAVED HER HEAD! GIVE HER A WIG. NOT ONE OF MINE”
25
Overall-Bullfrog5433Apr 15, 2026
+3
Catherine O’Hara and Andrea Martin on an old SCTV bit, “English for Beginners”. It is on youtube and makes me laugh every time like the first time.
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thicc-descriptionApr 16, 2026
+1
God I love Andrea
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Thirty_Helens_AgreeApr 15, 2026
+2
The vineyard commercial where she’s drunk …
2
Upbeat_Tension_8077Apr 14, 2026
+44
Edi Patterson in The Righteous Gemstones, especially her Outback Steakhouse monologue
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KennelrecApr 14, 2026
+16
Jesus Christ Judy. You kidnapped his kid?
16
yonko-12Apr 14, 2026
+9
That scene kills me every time. Her delivery is so unhinged yet precise, it just keeps getting funnier on rewatch.
9
JoeBethersontonFargoApr 14, 2026
+20
All of the Golden Girls.
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Fuzz_166Apr 14, 2026
+15
Maximum Derek
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At_the_RoundhouseApr 15, 2026
+3
I hope we same place again very now.
3
blokedogApr 14, 2026
+14
Anything Frank Costanza.
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ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKqApr 14, 2026
+5
The festivus episode where Frank's describing viciously beating another father who was trying to buy the same toy for Christmas never fails to crack me up. His delivery was perfect.
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bobloblawbloggerApr 14, 2026
+12
You let him play in the sun?!?
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greennurse61Apr 14, 2026
+9
He wouldn’t have gotten sunburn if he was in a movie theater watching a Star War.
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DancingedleslieApr 14, 2026
+12
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep. But honestly the whole cast was good.
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Niptacular_NipsApr 14, 2026
+10
All of the fire drill cold open on the office
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ludicrous_copulatorApr 14, 2026
+10
David Hyde Pierce in Frazier, particularly the episode where he faints at sight of blood
10
Feodar_protarApr 14, 2026
+11
H Jon Benjamin as Sterling Archer.
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andypro77Apr 14, 2026
+22
Everyone on Arrested Development
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EnzoMcFly_jrApr 14, 2026
+9
This isn’t television, but I think about Michael Keaton’s part in “the other guys” a lot
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BrazilianMerkinApr 14, 2026
+6
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
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chickendance638Apr 15, 2026
+2
"The new bathmats are in!!!"
2
tonysoprano1234Apr 14, 2026
+17
The entire cast of AbFab. Not one note. 10/10.
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IndieCurtisApr 14, 2026
+8
Kurtwood Smith (Red Foreman) in That 70s Show.
Dumbass!
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AmoverandashakerApr 16, 2026
+1
He was also on Star Trek. Television and a movie.
1
ReluctantlyHumanApr 14, 2026
+1
I just saw him in a dramatic role in an episode of House. It was an adjustment for sure.
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Bob_the_brewerApr 14, 2026
+5
Have you seen him as the bad guy in RoboCop? That was a shock lol
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ReluctantlyHumanApr 14, 2026
+2
I’ve seen RoboCop but I was a wee lad. Arguably too young to be watching RoboCop in fact. I think he was sort of the antagonist in Good Poet’s Society too with another character from House as his son.
2
IndieCurtisApr 14, 2026
+2
He plays a coke addict in Patriot, it’s fantastic
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Mysterious_Field1517Apr 15, 2026
+3
I've just watched an episode where he delivers a monologue where not a single word makes sense and it was a glorious performance. So far loving the show.
https://youtu.be/G7Do2tlYLhs?is=iMd7_XJK28NolD15
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IndieCurtisApr 15, 2026
+1
Patriot is my most favorite underrated show. It’s everything. Sometimes I rewatch the Bachelor Party episode on it’s own.
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Uncle_Bug_MusicApr 14, 2026
+15
John Cleese as Basil Fawlty
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PyrochazmApr 14, 2026
+5
DO NOT MENTION THE WAR!!
5
theangrypragmatistApr 16, 2026
+2
THEY STARTED IT!
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Timmah73Apr 14, 2026
+5
Now what can I do for you three gentlemen?
.............AAHHHHHHHGH!
/credits
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ArchdruidHalsinApr 14, 2026
+7
Ken Marino as Streeter in The Other Two.
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nailheadchamberApr 14, 2026
+7
Matt Berry - What We Do In The Shadows, I cannot think of NYC or Bats the same every again
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[deleted]Apr 14, 2026
+8
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BarbellsandBurritosApr 14, 2026
+1
She deserves it after everything Mickey Rourke put her through.
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HamburgerSinkApr 14, 2026
+4
Hal
4
DarkGamerApr 14, 2026
+4
Anything Monty Python
4
ich_bin_alkoholikerApr 14, 2026
+4
John Ritter in Threes Company. All of the Golden girls.
4
powerlesshero111Apr 14, 2026
+2
John Ritter in everything. And a special shout out to John Ritter on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, best villain of the week by far.
2
praetorian1979Apr 15, 2026
+1
But John in Stay Tooned for the Three's Company scene was perfect!
1
jrg320Apr 14, 2026
+4
David Hyde Pierce in Frasier.
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Lonely-Vanilla4063Apr 15, 2026
+4
Every single Carol Burnett, Tim Conway, Harvey Kohrman and Vickie Lawrence skit. They still make me laugh with each one trying to make the others laugh. Tim as the dentist and telling the elephant story are my 2 absolute favorites!!!
4
D1xonC1derApr 14, 2026
+3
George Carlin
3
McCabbeApr 14, 2026
+3
Anything Harpo Marx
3
GuerrillaApeApr 14, 2026
+3
David Schwimmer in Friends.
Donald Glover in Community.
3
Thisisnotmyhouse707Apr 15, 2026
+3
David Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane
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snookyface90210Apr 14, 2026
+6
Kevin Kline - fish called Wanda
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AviumApr 14, 2026
+3
That whole movie is just so good. The Russian poetry seen.
And so many good quotes.
>The London Underground is not a political movement.
> It's K-K-Ken c-c-coming to k-k-kill me.
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snookyface90210Apr 14, 2026
+2
“You’re the vulgarian, you f***!”
2
greennurse61Apr 14, 2026
+1
He was honored in DTF with a pool named after him where men met to have gay sex and commit suicide.
1
SloppykrabApr 14, 2026
+2
Robin Williams appearing on Friends.
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IvyGoldApr 15, 2026
+1
He did? TIL.
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SloppykrabApr 15, 2026
+2
He did.
Him and Billy Crystal appeared in the opening and improved the whole scene.
They were on a different set and just rocked up.
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IvyGoldApr 15, 2026
+1
My Google-Fu was strong tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELh4SdsWV8
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OnlyifyouLookApr 14, 2026
+2
John Banner (Hogans Heroes)
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theoneandonlyturoApr 14, 2026
+2
The scene in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry shouts “I’d recognize that toosh anywhere!” as he drives by Wanda and the subsequent result always makes me crack up.
2
timmyx2timesApr 14, 2026
+1
“You expecting someone?” “Wanda” \*tries to run up the stairs\* 😂
1
Affectionate_Fee2732Apr 14, 2026
+2
Anything Norm MacDonald. Literally, anything
2
Guerrette1962Apr 14, 2026
+2
_Dennis Leary "The Ref" & Eddie Murphy's "Beverly Hill Cop"_
2
IvyGoldApr 15, 2026
+2
Jessica Walter on Archer > Jessica Walter on Arrested Development.
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Hot_Aside_4637Apr 15, 2026
+2
When Robin Williams played Mork on Happy Days, I couldn't stop laughing.
2
Shiggy_OApr 15, 2026
+2
Curly on the Three Stooges
Mad TV: Sopranos parody, Lorraine, Coach Hines, Stewart, Depressed Persian tow truck man, Miss Swan
2
DebraBaettyApr 15, 2026
+2
Steve Carrell in The Office, f****** hysterically stupid and never gets old
2
PyrochazmApr 14, 2026
+2
Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec.
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cabbages212Apr 14, 2026
+1
Lincoln Osiris
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timmyx2timesApr 14, 2026
+1
That’s the big screen. Not TV.?
1
aravoseApr 14, 2026
+1
The whole cast of Blackadder series 2-4. Don't bother with series 1.
1
Overall-Bullfrog5433Apr 15, 2026
+2
I dunno. I loved the scene where Edmund is tied to the wood stalks about to be burned as a witch and he squirms and says in the whiniest voice “I’m not even comfortable!” Makes me laugh to remember it.
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CrittsyApr 14, 2026
+1
Billy Connolly - Audience with the stars
Peter Cook - Secret Policeman's Ball Judge Summing Up
Monty Python - Pontius Pilot Biggus Dickus
First three seasons of Coupling. Between the cast and writing its one of the most solid comedies I've seen.
1
praetorian1979Apr 15, 2026
+1
Jessica Alba accidently slinging the tray of dental tools into Dane Cooks' back makes my wife die everytime...
I prefer Stu making me laugh...
1
kilroyscarnivalApr 15, 2026
+1
So many moments of The Carol Burnett Show. But especially her Scarlett O’Hara parody emerging with the curtain rod still in the dress.
1
vagabondskyApr 15, 2026
+1
Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd, Point/Counterpoint, on SNL.
1
tooshprightApr 15, 2026
+1
John Cleese as Basil on Fawlty Towers.
1
Extension_Sun_5663Apr 15, 2026
+1
Katt Williams The Pimp Chronicles. Poor little Tink-tink.🤣🤣🤣
1
benchcoatApr 15, 2026
+1
everyone on SCTV
1
BGally24Apr 15, 2026
+1
Kramer as Dr Van Nostrand, a Juilliard trained dermatologist examining Mr Kruger. Kills me every time.
1
WhargodApr 15, 2026
+1
I was going to say George Carlin, and then I realized a lot of his jokes are becoming way too relevant these days and I got sad.
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fothergillfuckupApr 15, 2026
+1
Billy Connolly.
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Apprehensive_War173Apr 15, 2026
+1
Jessica Walter is such a good pick, the way she delivers even the smallest lines as Lucille never gets old. For me, it’s probably Steve Carell in The Office. I’ve seen those episodes way too many times, but some of Michael Scott’s lines still catch me off guard somehow.
1
ElOpticoApr 15, 2026
+1
Chuckles the Clown - Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Anything Tim Conway did on Carol Burnett.
1
TokiStarkApr 15, 2026
+1
Can we get a lot of links in this thread?
1
hoju72Apr 15, 2026
+1
Amy Sedaris’ guest spot on Broad City.
1
zippy72Apr 15, 2026
+1
Harold Lloyd in Safety Last!
The Marx Brothers in anything but Love Happy
Anything Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson
1
DrHoopsDupreeApr 15, 2026
+1
Father Jim on Taxi
“What does a yellow light mean?”
1
ChalupaBatmanMc01Apr 15, 2026
+1
Surprised that Phil Hartman on NewsRadio wasn't mentioned
1
RealityinyofaceApr 15, 2026
+1
It’s Always Sunny
1
SLIBLEApr 16, 2026
+1
Jackie on Roseanne, the episode where their dad dies lives rent free in my head.
1
TrafficWinter2278Apr 16, 2026
+1
Monty Python Fish Slapping Dance
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E#bottom-sheet
1
Massive_Director_941Apr 16, 2026
+1
Steve Carell The Office. Pitch perfect performance. Also Rainn Wilson as Dwight
1
jcjx91Apr 16, 2026
+1
Madtv’s coach hines skits. Specifically his interactions with yamanashi in detention.
1
albamarxApr 16, 2026
+1
Peter Capaldi in The Thick of It and Zach Woods in Silicon Valley are two that immediately spring to my mind.
1
Responsible-Coffee1Apr 16, 2026
+1
Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein
1
Live_Lifeguard1267Apr 17, 2026
+1
If we are going old school Ronnie Barker as Norman Stanley Fletcher is comedic perfection. His timing is unbeatable.
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TinyDetective1395Apr 17, 2026
+1
James Roday Rodriguez and Dule’ Hill as Shawn and Gus in Psych. Damn if that show doesn’t hold up after 20 years. Makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it. Chemistry is unmatched.
1
Beespray9_8_9Apr 18, 2026
+1
Letterkenny all of it.
1
acronym2k25 days ago
+1
Louis Litt in SUITS. Unintentional gold mine of the most ridiculous things a human being can say.
1
patricksaurusApr 14, 2026
The League was consistently funny in a way almost no other show has been.
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