He thinks the problem will go away if he ignores it. As an American I always thought we did this to ourselves (because we did), I just didn't fully realize what we subjected the rest of the world to. America will never get back the respect and power we lost because of Trump. The American Empire was already in decline but Trump accelerated that decline dramatically.
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Darkone539Mar 31, 2026
+199
>The American Empire was already in decline but Trump accelerated that decline dramatically.
Trump has turned Europe against the usa. There was zero need, either. Literally insane.
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ArendiousMar 31, 2026
+52
I feel like there must be a historical own-goal that's worse, but I'm hard-pressed to think of one.
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VoiceOfTheSoil40Mar 31, 2026
+66
Well, the Khwarazmian Empire certainly takes the cake for me personally.
A trade caravan comes through one of their major cities and the ruler of the city kills most of them and takes their goods.
Survivors of the caravan go back home and tell their own ruler what happened. Ruler sends envoys to Khwarazmian Shah to demand an explanation and justice for his subordinate’s actions.
The shah then proceeds to kill all but a handful of the envoys and humiliates the ones he doesn’t kill as a message.
The envoys go back to their home, Mongolia, to their ruler, Genghis f****** Khan, and tell him exactly what happened.
The Mongols then proceed to wipe the Khwarazmian Empire off the face of the earth in the largest mass slaughter of the age.
That feels like the worst own-goal in history to me.
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bodebruscoMar 31, 2026
+10
Maybe when Paraguay declared war on *all* of the regional powers at the same time?
10
novatom1960Mar 31, 2026
+4
Putin literally has the goods on Trump. Bibi does too.
4
postsshortcommentsMar 31, 2026
+10
And for the better part of the last decade in America, if you tried to support platforms and agendas that went the opposite direction you were largely silenced.
10
hombreguidoMar 31, 2026
+7
And the GOP has helped him at every step. Can we have a class action suit against Fox and the GOP for economic/emotional harm?
7
Different_Victory_89Mar 31, 2026
+6
Dominican news sued faux and won! $787.5 million. Fox used the "it's entertainment, not news", no one would ever take what we say as news, and lost anyway. Unfortunately, that much money is more or less a rounding error and they won't change.
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sunnyspidersMar 31, 2026
+1114
Your brand is toxic for a generation.
American media dominance was under threat and he has just accelerated every single industry removing the USA from its previously dominant and established positions.
The world is treating Trump like the criminal he is.
And he’s your representative.
SO MUCH WINNING
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Neversoft4longMar 31, 2026
+537
Man when we had Obama you could see the happiness in the air and the level of respect everyone has had for each other. Those 8 years were some of the most peaceful I’ve had in my 30 years. Even the back half of Bidens term I thought we were getting back to that but that is all but gone completely. Sad it had to be the years I became a full fledged adult lmao
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DarkmetroidzMar 31, 2026
+114
The world could forgive one trump presidency but the fact we went back to it has guaranteed no one will trust us anymore.
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glitterandnailsApr 1, 2026
+49
It also proved that no matter how bad a president is, Americans have the memory of a goldfish and can put them back in within four years.
America is a nation of imbeciles that cannot be trusted to elect a good president.
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ZealousidealPin9521Apr 1, 2026
+7
With everything that is has now done, the man still has enjoys 40% support. Americans still are not showing that they learned.
7
sunnyspidersMar 31, 2026
+189
It’s American tradition to have a meaningless war every 10 years to clean the pipes and keep the military flowing.
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resisting_a_restMar 31, 2026
+52
Republican tradition, not American.
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BlipBlapBloppityBoopMar 31, 2026
+79
The world doesn’t suffer the actions of republicans or democrats. It suffers Americans. I really, really need Americans to understand that you are all one entity to the other 96% of us. If you don’t like what you look like to us or how you’re treated, do increasingly stronger things about it.
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Scared_Standard4052Mar 31, 2026
+20
I always thought the americans were fucked up, they just unlocked a new level of fucked-up with Trump.
20
Sufficient_Steak_839Mar 31, 2026
+39
We all own this shit bub. It’s all the same to the rest of the world
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HumbleInspector9554Mar 31, 2026
+15
You realise of course, to someone outside the "United States" it makes absolutely no difference.
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improvthismomentMar 31, 2026
+4
Kennedy and Johnson had a lot to do with the Vietnam War
Kosovo under Clinton
Obama did not get the US out of Afghanistan, and in fact had his own "surge" in 2010-11.
4
MenownMar 31, 2026
+142
You say this but I mostly remember my family thinking it was the end of the world and everyday I got to hear about how much my mother wanted him dead.
The current republican climate existed way before Trump.
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Psilocybin-CubensisMar 31, 2026
+96
Your family are sick people.
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DispatorMar 31, 2026
+42
1/3 of the population but yeah.
Not sure how we plan to continue prospering when we have a country of people with WILDLY different shared realities that absolutely conflict and dehumanize and perceive the others as the enemy.
If it was a country next door we would have already been in a war of extreme violence but internally? I guess let it keep boiling.
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RedditTrespasserMar 31, 2026
+51
Given enough time, the Christian Nationalists/MAGA/whatever you want to call them will definitely try to kill the rest of us. They’ve already been trying to put us under the boot for decades and this is the closest they’ve got, but it’s also blowing up in their face because it turns out their movement was hijacked by tech bro billionaires looking to bring back feudalism. They’ve been used, and they know it, but they still hate the rest of us. That hasn’t changed. Anything that isn’t straight, white, Christian, and conservative must be eliminated.
You see how much they were willing to forgive just to get this far- they were willfully ignoring the fact that Trump most likely *raped children*. They’ve only started to turn against him now because their own children are now at risk of being sent to Iran and their gas prices are skyrocketing. And there are plenty for whom even that isn’t enough.
That’s no fluke, it’s borne of hatred. Hatred for their fellow Americans. It’s not going to magically get better.
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Darth-LazeaMar 31, 2026
+6
Nah mate, 2/3 given how many chose not to vote.
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TeripidMar 31, 2026
+38
I miss coherent sentences, speeches written at above an 8th grade level.
Not hearing vague generic references and exaggeration. Easily disproved non-facts and half truths everywhere..
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iopturboMar 31, 2026
+7
"some people say..." Then: "he didn't say that he just said some people say it!" That's how the Mafia does shit.
7
ScoutRiderVaulMar 31, 2026
+8
The move away from America started after the 2008 crash under Bush. We look fondly because it was literally starting and not visible like it is now. Obama's term in office was anything but peaceful with growing international instability and growing domestic unrest? Granted it didn't really kick off until 2011-2012, still believe his comments on the Zimmerman case were when it started to be visible domestically and the syrian red line was when it was internationally. Biden I was hopeful with what he was doing domestically even if he's a filthy strike breaker.
Like next person will have so much work to do I don't believe it to be possible and we will be entering a multipolar world. Eu and China are obvious players. Debatable whatever the USA will be but I believe momentum will let us be a player for a time.
8
BetweenTheBerryAndMeMar 31, 2026
+14
Going into the election for his second term, people were going to Mitt Romney presidential rallies with effigies of the Obamas hanging. You just weren't as dialed in to the moral decay of our country.
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yunohavefunnynamesMar 31, 2026
+29
The pax Obamaica, except he still bombed innocents too 😭 (please don’t take this as Obama hate, just sadness that even the best of us still orders drone strikes on innocents).
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gr1zznuggetsMar 31, 2026
+14
Not to be blasé, but I see that as part of being the President of the US. I don’t like it, however it seems to come with the territory.
14
andersonb47Mar 31, 2026
+36
> Man when we had Obama you could see the happiness in the air and the level of respect everyone has had for each other.
Jesus Christ, talk about rose colored glasses.
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bradlandMar 31, 2026
+170
Americans' have a massive problem on their hands, and I don't think anyone has fully realized the scope of the problem. Trump is simply a hot spot in fire that is consuming our nation. It does not begin, or end with him.
The problem traces all the way back to the post revolutionary period when the notion of American exceptionalism really began to take shape, but it accelerated rapidly in the post WWII period when the US rose to power, and was fed a constant stream of fuel by the propaganda that dominated during the Cold War.
For decades, Americans have been told that they're special. By many objective measures, our country has achieved superlative status. By subjective measures, we enjoyed decades of broad, positive sentiment globally, even if we did have our critics. This problem has been growing underneath for a very long time though.
What we're facing right now is the natural outcome of decades of telling people they're superior: a population of super-narcissists. You see it in everything from driving habits, to airline passenger crashouts, to social media personalities, to people for whom a political figure has become their entire personality. We have reached a critical mass of "main characters", and the line of civility can no longer hold. We are outnumbered.
I'm not sure how this resolves itself. Beating back narcissists is hard enough when you're dealing with one in your immediate family, much less a president who has been granted *carte blanch* immunity by the highest court in the land.
Ironically, we are headed directly for the same situation Russia is in. The authoritarians are consolidating power in the US, and they will be nigh impossible to remove once they have achieved their objectives. The rest of the world is concerned about the immediate impacts we're seeing in Iran, but this party is only getting started.
The US is an established nuclear power. Look at what Putin has achieved with a military that has undergone decades of decay in the hands of kleptocrats. The US military is is still very healthy, and Trump just demonstrated that he's willing to unilaterally wield military power. It will take decades for the effects of the right's mismanagement to undermine the military-industrial complex.
I cannot stress how resilient and agile the US military is. I know that's a hot take to some, but look at how quickly our armed forces are adapting to conditions in the Strait of Hormuz. The Air Force are running sorties from Navy platforms. The fast boat threat that the Iranians adapted from a shocking military exercise is being rapidly nullified. The US had reduced the cost of countering these fast boats from millions to tens-of-thousands. Iran's asymmetric ratio is quickly dwindling.
Of course, Trump is unwittingly doing everything he can to help the Iranians. His soft stance on Russia is going to come back to bite him. Iran might not be able to withstand this effort for long, but Russian and Iran together are constantly innovating new means of driving costs down. This war is as much economic as it is about materiel and logistical capability.
Sorry this is really long, but the point is that we are facing the rise of the most dangerous population of human beings in history, and we're already behind the curve. I'm not smart enough to see where this all ends up, but I am smart enough to see the haymaker coming.
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ScotBusterMar 31, 2026
+58
It's not a unique problem. This has basically happened to every "Empire" before it falls. The arrogance builds, and with it the belief in infallibility. At first they are correct, as the sheer inertia of the empire makes it impossible to notice the de-acceleration.
But eventually, and inevitably, it slows, as the arrogance grows. Unfortunately the very nature of the affliction serves only to resist any attempt to correct the mistake in time.
It happened with us, in the UK, you can see it in our history. Our self-assured dominance, and complete disregard for our slow degradation. I wouldn't say every great power is doomed to this fate, but far more often than not this is one of the symptoms of decline, though I'm not sure if it is also a cause.
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BannedMuadD1bMar 31, 2026
+40
Deregulated financial and capital markets have failed to provide the wide spread prosperity that was promised to Americans. It sucks money off Main Street and onto the balance sheets of mutual funds and ETFs. All while declining tax revenues move burdens from more sophisticated interests onto the working class.
The financialization of the US economy is bipartisan and it ain’t going anywhere. Hard to say what the future holds.
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improvthismomentMar 31, 2026
+4
The problem here goes back at least to 1776, maybe to 1492. The US was founded on enslavement of others. This was the "original sin," and was never resolved. Direct line from the 3/5ths compromise to the US Civil War to Jim Crow to MAGA.
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Raise_A_ThothMar 31, 2026
+7
>The world is treating Trump like the criminal he is.
It's honestly refreshing and satisfyingly resonant.
Seeing Iran behave rationally to being attacked and the markets *begin* to react rationally to the disaster Trump is creating is weird because it's very bad that it is happening ***but at least it is finally a rational reaction*** to Trump and MAGA.
7
EdexoteMar 31, 2026
+27
A generation? It will take many many decades, over a century, for you to regain the status you had.
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sunnyspidersMar 31, 2026
+37
It really comes down to if they prosecute him.
The guy has committed so many crimes and he’s literally controlled the branches of government that were investigating him for the crimes he committed to become the president, among other things.
America needs a serious reconciliation.
And I don’t see that happening, they can’t even agree on the most basic provable truths anymore due to their media literacy.
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kharnagorMar 31, 2026
+6
unless we have a mussolini-hanging-by-his-feet kind of event, a post-ww2 germany reconciliation for citizens explaining why this kind of behavior is bad and a cultural shift where education is important again, we are absolutely cooked.
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natiginMar 31, 2026
+14
We’ll never get back our previous status. If we’re lucky we can hang on to being a major power in a multipolar world, but the Pax Americana era is permanently over
14
Tau10Point8_battlowMar 31, 2026
+35
The US won't regain its superpower status. A good comparison is the UK, post WWI.
35
StrengthToBreakMar 31, 2026
+112
MAGA = Make America Go Away
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VanceKelleyMar 31, 2026
+9
MAGA = Morons Are Governing America
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I_AM_THE_SEBMar 31, 2026
+58
If Trump actually retreats and leaves the Strait of Hormuz in the hands of Iran, the consequences are significant for the US:
1. The Arab countries have to decide if being a US ally is an advantage or burden. It is possible that they choose to arrange themselves with Iran and kick the US out.
2. End of the petro dollar. The deal has always been American protection in exchange of selling the oil only in USD. Once the deal is broken and in addition Iran says only oil not sold in USD may pass, then the US looses it's status as the world reserve currency. This would be catastrophic for the US debt refinancing.
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jpk195Mar 31, 2026
+47
It will take time, that’s for sure.
Americans have shown in electing Trump we can’t handle the power we have responsibly.
I blame foreign influence and social media, but our leaders ignored that threat channel and allowed this to happen.
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Davosz_Mar 31, 2026
+16
No offence, but if you are blaming foreign interference, you are partially absolving Americans from the problem they created.
You have (had?) A functioning democracy. The dangers of foreign interference are only there now because the people of America shrugged thier shoulders when super PACs and other interests were seen to be flooding money into your politics. When your chosen team gets in, you wave a coloured flag and wipe your brow and say "thank god, we're safe for another 4 years"...
Trump is just the result of a stupid and corrupt system that Americans allowed happen.
Don't absolve Americans... because they allowed it.
(Of course every political system around the world has some level of corruption, i dont dispute that what so ever)
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gt0rresMar 31, 2026
+9
The problem is your country/constitution enable this. That’s why this is a point of no return; noone can be sure this won’t happen again (if it even gets to stop). Irreparable damage sadly.
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InsanelyObliviousMar 31, 2026
+18
Got rich off letting it happen
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Dash_HarberMar 31, 2026
+10
It will go away for him. He doesn't pay for gas. His supporters have supported him through accusations of pedophilia and child trafficking. His handlers will just steer him to their next venture or agenda. He's a coddled toddler.
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Downtown_Progress_74Mar 31, 2026
+70
You're framing this as a negative thing: Trump's goal (and the Heritage Foundation) is to isolate the United States, withdraw from the world stage as universal police, focus inward on controlling its own citizens, and as a result cement in place a new-money oligarch class. Trump is TRYING to do permanent damage to US reputation and destroy the influence and power of petrodollar old money. His whole life, Trump was rejected from actual wealthy and powerful circles - hence the reason Trump settled for getting close to Epstein's dangling carrot of true power and wealth (epstein got trump close to people like Prince Andrew, etc).
Trump voters are on board with all of this and like that it is happening - they have concluded that Trump is a necessary evil to destroy the entrenched system of power and wealth, and (here's where it becomes delusional) "usher in a new era of working class prosperity."
I expect a naked withdrawal from Iran, leaving a huge mess behind, some degree of US oil export bans to keep OUR gas prices low, annexation of cuba, then possibly annexation of greenland in an attempt to stir up massive US protests. Agitators will be deployed into these protests, then the Trump admin will have their excuse to enact martial law and attempt to cancel elections.
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WestleyMcMar 31, 2026
+50
You’re giving him far too much credit. Some war hawks massaged his ego after Venezuela and told him war time presidents are popular.
He doesn’t have any plan beyond his next meal.
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ArendiousMar 31, 2026
+16
All true, but there are people in his orbit that can manage a modicum of forward thought. (Though, even at the best of times, it seems that second-order effects and realistic assessment of other nations responses largely escapes them.)
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thingsorfreedomMar 31, 2026
+5
His "briefings" on the war are 2 minute videos of shit blowing up.
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warickewokeMar 31, 2026
+5
Respect doesn't exist in geopolitics, the point here will be credibility, and trump threw out of the window
5
IateyourpaintingsMar 31, 2026
+6
Trump is just a figurehead for all the worst Americans and the rest of the world sees his supposed opposition doing nothing to stop him. I don't blame anyone for not trusting us even when he's gone.
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jvo203Mar 31, 2026
+8
Yep, you are not wrong, sir.
8
SlowRunner2026Mar 31, 2026
+1199
What a f****** dolt.
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1805trafalgarMar 31, 2026
+313
Historians are going to marvel at what potential power he could have wielded, he could have done virtually ANYTHING. He had all three branches of government, a stacked supreme court, a foaming-at-the-mouth maga movement adulating him, and yet all he thought to do with all that power was to enrich himself through stock manipulation and the grifting of trinkets like gold sneakers, c**** watches, and the equivalent of presidential pokemon cards. The one time he tries something bold on the world stage he makes the biggest mess in the history of global politics, worse than any world leader since WWII.
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Backdoor_InvaderMar 31, 2026
+90
We're lucky he's as dumb as he's narcissistic.
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goingfullretard-origMar 31, 2026
+13
"lucky"?
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VanceKelleyMar 31, 2026
+38
Having competent fascists in power is worse than having idiot fascists in power.
Idiots can screw things up badly enough that there might be a popular movement that removes them from power. Competent fascists would be smart enough to keep enough popular support so that they would retain power forever.
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TwodogsonecouchMar 31, 2026
+37
This i was totally thinking about this today. The problem is, its not like he had good intentions and just got lost in some way. You cant turn chicken shit into chicken soup as they say.
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secretsuperheroMar 31, 2026
+11
Do they say that?
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azure275Mar 31, 2026
+4
He could have been Hitler and had things in place to do so but instead chose to be Idi Amin because he's an idiot
4
External-Praline-451Mar 31, 2026
+553
He's a sociopath, compromised Russian asset. F*** anyone who supported him. This is seriously going to f*** the whole world.
553
Sometimes-funnyMar 31, 2026
+147
Going to? That ship has sailed (excuse the pun)
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External-Praline-451Mar 31, 2026
+43
Well, how shall I put it? ... Things are going to get a whole lot worse!
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steelcityrockerMar 31, 2026
+26
They're gonna get worse before they get worse
26
MrRosMar 31, 2026
+10
Worser
10
RaHarmakisMar 31, 2026
+10
The Worsest
10
robotical712Mar 31, 2026
+7
Technically, the problem is ships can’t sail.
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Privateer_Lev_ArrisMar 31, 2026
+4
That’s the problem, ships aren’t sailing.
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hitch44Mar 31, 2026
+8
Strait to Jail for that bad pun.
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Sometimes-funnyMar 31, 2026
+17
Sorry about my sense of Hormuz
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fallen_d3monMar 31, 2026
+8
That was pretty slick
8
Sometimes-funnyMar 31, 2026
+8
Good. I was worried Iran before i could walk
8
Tryhard3rMar 31, 2026
+6
This war has basically slowed global trade and removed sanctions from Russia and Iran...
That was their plan so now he wants to blow something else up and walk away.
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LeftoverofferingsMar 31, 2026
+7
This is another lie to manipulate markets. Leaving means Iran wins.
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takeda64Mar 31, 2026
+5
With these idiots, due to their incompetence Iran wins no matter what.
My biggest worry is that those idiots might want to use A-bomb. Everyone competent who would say no was fired.
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darktumblesMar 31, 2026
+19
Of course not pedo is waiting for permission from isreal they have all the cards, a video, and whole bunch of files.
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J-ForceMar 31, 2026
+351
So let's get this straight. Trump's war goals began as confused rambling but broadly speaking were:
> Regime change
> Destroying any capacity for Iran to build a nuclear weapon
> Destroying Iran's ability to threaten local allies
Which were not realistic goals given intelligence reports, but would have been good in the magic reality where they happened. But obviously none of the above have been achieved. The regime is still in place. Iran's nuclear weapons programme has obviously been set back but nothing they can't recover as far as we can tell. And their ability to threaten local allies is not only still intact, it is proven that Iran can seriously hurt anyone in the region despite having no air force, no long to medium range air defences, no functional navy, and being two generations behind in missile tech while America has proven it no longer has the will (and perhaps ability?) to force open the Strait of Hormuz.
So Trump's war goals are now:
> Not being in the war any more
It really sounds like he's going to gift Iran a strategic victory out of all this, which would be a disaster. I don't know what it is about America but it's so good at winning battles while losing wars.
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Pippin1505Mar 31, 2026
+232
Not very important but also :
The attack completely justified internally in Iran the *need* to have nuclear weapons.
Nobody is bombing North Korea
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Trust-Me-Im-A-PotatoMar 31, 2026
+121
This is the big long term implication of all this focus on Iran. If it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now to every belligerent actor in the world that if you don't want the US trying to walk all over you, then you need nukes ASAP. See also: Ukraine
We've spent decades building alliance and assuring nations that they don't need nukes and if they get in trouble we'll help them out. All of that has been proven not true, so back to option A: nukes
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phluidityMar 31, 2026
+12
Here in Canada of all places the public conversation of "so ... do *we* need nukes?" has started. Shit be fucked.
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GetOffMyLawn1729Mar 31, 2026
+26
and by Trump's definition, *every* country is a belligerent actor.
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lucmagitemMar 31, 2026
+26
Not only that but the previous supreme leader had forbidden by a religious law (a fatwa) the development of a nuclear weapon. That's why they've been 15 days from having nuclear weapons for years. Because they are, but they didn't make the last step because there was a religious ban on it.
Guess who was killed and replaced by his vengeful son that is way more fanatical? The son can remove the religious ban whenever he wants now, so there is no way they won't have it soon.
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Darkone539Mar 31, 2026
+7
>The attack completely justified internally in Iran the *need* to have nuclear weapons.
Nobody is bombing North Korea
This was already their justification. North Korea is left alone for a reason.
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StrengthToBreakMar 31, 2026
+32
As far as I can tell, Iran's nuclear program today is exactly where it was before the conflict began.
Iran lost its top leaders, and a LOT of hardware, but it stands to be in much better shape going forward than when the war started. And now they know that the US isn't going to do jack if they impose a toll on the straits of Hormuz.
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UnknownAverageMar 31, 2026
+24
The alliances Iran is forging and will forge are going to make them 10x more dangerous. America had Iran pretty well isolated and countries were afraid to get involved with Iran because of America, but that's in the bin. Now they are a victim and America is on its heels, unable to stop anyone from doing anything really (not to mention unwilling, since Trump allows Russia to do whatever they want, including help Iran).
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UnknownAverageMar 31, 2026
+14
This is the kind of c*** you get with intellectually lazy people who use their "gut" instead of intel. The folks who say stupid stuff like "you can't win big if you don't take big risks!" to justify half-baked plans that have a low chance of success.
Trump and his cabinet are pretty dumb, and they cover that with machismo and bluster. A tale as old as time.
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Pristine-Ad74Mar 31, 2026
+24
If there weren't such serious implications it would be laughable!
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1805trafalgarMar 31, 2026
+5
...."So you see America, by spending billions every day since I started this war of choice, we can now look forward to the straits being open again. just like they were the day before I started the war! truly I am the greatest president ever. You're welcome"....
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OilTurbulent1009Mar 31, 2026
+199
We killed some guys that got replaced immediately by hardliners and spent billions of dollars to do so, meeting none of the administration’s objectives. Hormuz remains closed to us and most (or all) other NATO countries.
Mission accomplished!
Please clap.
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Pippin1505Mar 31, 2026
+82
Don’t forget, 165 schoolgirls too, because .. AI is much faster at selecting targets.. and double checking is for cowards
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Schmichael-22Mar 31, 2026
+19
The leader was 86 years old. We could have achieved the same thing by just waiting a little while.
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SoulRebel726Mar 31, 2026
+8
Not to mention the Ayatollah was in his 80s and in poor health. We didn't really need bombs to kill him, just a bit of patience.
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anotherblogMar 31, 2026
+569
So having fucked off all his legacy European allies, he’s going to d*** over all his Gulf allies who can no longer sell their oil. Nice one. But Israel are happy, huh?
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CarRamRobMar 31, 2026
+230
Israel isn’t happy that Iran has just been handed the keys to dominance over the GCC and they have a stronger Iran to deal with potentially alone on the next round.
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ZixinusMar 31, 2026
+185
We are looking at a potential scenario where Iran will have direct control over ocean shipping via control of the Straight of Hormuz and controlling the Houthis. The Houthis has already successfully altered shipping behavior. Meaning that instead of making Israel the superpower of the Middle-East, Iran has just established itself as the de-facto controller of one of the most important international shipping channels in the world.
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tarlackMar 31, 2026
+116
It’s funny how everyone left Iran alone because of this fact. But Israel wanted a win for next election and Trump is just insane so they did it.
I was listening to the weekly show podcast it was interesting how the guest who worked as lead state department negotiator with Iran said the US currently has no dedicated Iran team. Both for understanding intelligence and understanding the regime no more than just standard intelligence. My black lab had mor forward thinking then the US leadership.
I am also getting tired of the US bitching about international law being broken when they are clearly thinking they are above the law.
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Shitzu_DeathMar 31, 2026
+41
Black labs have clear concise goals. Get the thing, bring it back, and oh yes. Go for a swim
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tarlackMar 31, 2026
+12
You forgot, get food… my lab will plan hours in advance. He also remembers..
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whatlineisitanywayMar 31, 2026
+14
If Dems ever gain back control of the WH they absolutely should be willing to send anyone involved in these crimes to the Hauge to face trial.
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FerelwingMar 31, 2026
+9
The USA has a law on the books that states that if any member of the USA is ever brought to the Hague on war crimes that the USA can invade. You will likely have to deal with it on your own since the Netherlands isn't likely to want to take your war criminals to court, just to invaded 4 years later when you're country once again picks insanity.
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TeledildonicMar 31, 2026
+4
What if we put them on a ship, and make sure the ship has to go through the Straight of Hormuz, and well...whatever happens, happens.
4
ImjustANewSneakerMar 31, 2026
+17
From what I remember, I seen an article that said they fired the Iran specific team before the war started.
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MateorabiMar 31, 2026
+15
Bibi is happy though. He’s out of jail longer.
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Th3_Admiral_Mar 31, 2026
+19
Israel isn't even willing to commit ground troops to the war now while the US is involved, so I don't see them doing much when they are fighting on their own either.
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MahaleckMar 31, 2026
+12
Israel enjoyed the distraction while they occupied south of Lebanon actually. Hardly in the news that this happened.
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Icy-Bunch609Mar 31, 2026
+52
I mean this is progress. Trump can't do Jack or shit to reopen the straits. So this is him trying to declare victory and go home.
In Trump minds he can't lose and he can't reopen the straits. So simple solution is that winning doesn't require the strait to be open.
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TwentyCharactersShorMar 31, 2026
+10
Did anyone say "Thank you"?
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wa_2050Mar 31, 2026
+221
This article is fake, the War is over we defeated Iran two weeks ago. We have already won "bigly".. nice try fake news.
Now let me order my 2026 Trump Iran Victory Gold Plated Commemorative Coin in peace.
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M4chsiMar 31, 2026
+27
Yeah, the US just keeping winning.
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euph_22Mar 31, 2026
+17
We won it on days 1,2,3,5,8,13....
Per Trump anyways.
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HanlonsRazor_Mar 31, 2026
+11
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED you say?!
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AgainstBotMar 31, 2026
+144
Trump: “We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”
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NTJ-891Mar 31, 2026
+52
I hate how it felt like a threat at the time, and has just further solidified into a deeply ominous statement over time.
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DeterminedThrowawayMar 31, 2026
+15
He can't even make up a scenario where he respects consent ffs
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gueri66Mar 31, 2026
+21
best quote ever.
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RedditforgoitMar 31, 2026
+12
I always felt that pleading quote was paraphrasing from Epstein Island.
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314314314Mar 31, 2026
+9
The Teletubbies has a more complex chain of thought.
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ObviouslyRealPersonMar 31, 2026
+36
So, Trump is threatening war crimes over something that isn't vital to the war effort?
Just for fun then?
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IllustriousApricotMar 31, 2026
+63
So we fought the war to close the Strait?
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project23Mar 31, 2026
+40
It isn't closed if you pay Iran a passage toll.
We fought this war to hand complete control of the Strait of Hormuz to Iran.
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tachevyMar 31, 2026
+11
Not only hand it over, but also make sure they set up a toll booth paid solely in yuan. Say goodbye to the petro doller superiority.
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phluidityMar 31, 2026
+5
Yes, but don't forget replacing an elderly leader with a younger, more fanatical one and killing a school full of girls, thus cementing resolve against you for a generation at a minimum.
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takeda64Mar 31, 2026
+12
to close the Strait, lift sanctions on Iran and let them install Aya-TOLL-ah.
But most importantly we fought it to lift sanctions on Russia and not talk about Epstein.
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Photo-70Mar 31, 2026
+24
So basically, we made this mess, let the rest of the world clean it up, it's not our problem....
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SchlonzigMar 31, 2026
+15
The consequences hit him where it hurts him the most: his popularity. He is desperate to get rid of being called responsible for the high prices at the gas station and elsewhere.
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FerelwingMar 31, 2026
+7
When you look at his history throughout his life, that's exactly what he has done. He makes a mess, lets others fix it and then claims victory. Only this time, no one wants to clean it up for him.
7
Sniperkitten42Mar 31, 2026
+17
The Department of Goalpost Relocation is racking up the overtime this month
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arvigeusMar 31, 2026
+34
> “It will be open because Iran agrees to abide by international law and not block the commercial waterway, or a coalition of nations around the world and the region, with the participation of the United States, will make sure that it’s open,” Rubio said.
Translation: "We are expecting either a miracle or someone else to clean up the shit after us."
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BrozorioMar 31, 2026
+16
White House: we absolutely disagree with yesterday’s White House
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janktrailloverMar 31, 2026
+15
I don't see any comments mentioning this yet, so, anyone heard about Donald's good friend, Jeffrey Epstein? I believe some of their correspondence was to be made publicly available...
The correspondence is about trafficking underage girls.
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GuildensternLivesMar 31, 2026
+16
We won the war but we need thousands of troops over there because they're not talking to me but we're having amazing talks about peace and they gave me a present and we can do all of this on our own but anyone who doesn't help us is a jerk and we don't need anyone's help but no one is helping us and we don't need to do anything else because we won the war and we're the best at winning things and has anyone seen my ballroom recently?
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VegasKLMar 31, 2026
+13
- "We've destroyed them all."
- "All their base belong to us, we've won"
- "They're begging me for a deal"
- "They better cooperate or we'll obliterate them."
- "Talks are going good."
- "The Strait is open...if boats are okay with being set on fire."
- "They really want to make a deal."
- "They have 48 hours or we'll destroy them."
- "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
- "It wasn't that important to us anyways."
Coming Soon to a press conference near you ...
- "Iran? No-one is talking about Iran."
- "Iran, we're doing good things in Iran. i hear they're even constructing a statue of me."
- "Iran? I hardly knew'em"
- "Iran is just a Liberal Democrat hoax. Stop talking about it."
- "Stop asking about Iran."
- "Iran doesn't exist, it's a hoax."
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Kaffe-MumrikenMar 31, 2026
+31
The worst implication here is that China and Russia now knows EXACTLY how much firepower we can provide in a conflict with them.
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takeda64Mar 31, 2026
+11
You talk like he doesn't tell them directly.
Why do you think he was hiding the secret documents in the bathroom for?
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Pippin1505Mar 31, 2026
+8
Idk I thought using the chaos to lift sanctions on Russian oil and divert weapons away from Ukraine was the worst…
Your mileage may vary…
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HarEr89Mar 31, 2026
+11
These statements always sound like the US want to surrender to the "new Iranian regime".
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Optimus_Prime_DayMar 31, 2026
+10
What he means is, he wants to end the war so he can get back to grifting and project 2025, because he wasn't expecting this to tax him for so long. He needs to have this settled before the mod terms after all!
But unlucky for him, its not that simple. The effects of the epic f*** up will last well beyond whatever pullout he wants to make. He is sole responsible for the economic damage caused by this unprovoked attack, and he expects every other country to "just deal" with the shit he caused.
What a lunatic.
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betawingsMar 31, 2026
+10
Looks like trumps Abandoning Saudia Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emerates.
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kacholMar 31, 2026
+7
Trump and his entire admin get more and more pathetic every day and every day I think "they can't get anymore pathetic than this".
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Blueridge-BadgerMar 31, 2026
+9
Translated as "I never should've engaged in an unprovoked attack with out preparation and reason because they are choking the oil supply."
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schu4KSUMar 31, 2026
+15
If you don’t do what we want, we’ll obliterate your (twice) obliterated nuclear program again.
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ContentsMayVaryMar 31, 2026
+6
Remember: Trump can't do any of this alone. He is supported by the American Regime.
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lazrumtMar 31, 2026
+6
Leaving the adults to clean up the toddler's mess, as always.
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Vibrantmender20Mar 31, 2026
+4
“Pfft, whatever. I didn’t want to play with your dumb toy anyway. 😤”
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ExF-AltrueMar 31, 2026
+6
That rumble you hear in the distance, is the goalpost slowly moving accross the dirt.
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FadeAway77Mar 31, 2026
+6
It’s literally the only objective that could make sense and he’s just brushing it off. What an idiot. Literally, this war was an Epstein distraction and it’s so obvious. I’ve seen a lot less Epstein stuff, though. Complicit, lying-ass media.
6
Royal-Hunter3892Mar 31, 2026
+11
Won't be surprised if tomorrow Trump demands some % in iran's new protection money business in strait of hormuz .
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radium_eyeMar 31, 2026
+12
God damn, just gonna run in, shit on everything worldwide, and bug out then? With an empowered and emboldened Iran, because their government survived numerous assassinations & successfully imposed a moratorium on shipping backed by fear of loss of the ships, and to commit the resources to stop this would be totally politically untenable.
We've shit on all of our allies, and Trump now is effectively using this as the moment to kick out of NATO. Russian oil goes wherever Putin wants it, including to Cuba right through the American blockade (and don't get me wrong, the people of Cuba are suffering horribly and need relief, but from a strategic standpoint all of this is schizophrenic except insofar as it consistently helps Putin).
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Brilliant-Option-526Mar 31, 2026
+10
T-Rump Always Chickens Out.
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quequotionMar 31, 2026
+5
IE, much like his marvelous Taliban deal (and fair to blame Biden for carrying it out), we will be backing out of this conflict with nothing but lost dollars and lives to show for it.
Oh, and another country of people who will hate America to their grandchildren's grandchildren.
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LostnFoundAgainAgainMar 31, 2026
+8
Just one country? That is naive, this war has just essentially made Iran the de facto controller of the strait which several middle east countries are reliant on, each of those countries will have a bone to pick with the US after this as it will cost them billions if not trillions across the next 50 years and that's if this doesn't cause another gulf war in the end.
Europe is pissed as well, they already were with Trumps actions against Russia, NATO, and Ukraine, but now we have France, and Spain both denying air space to the US military, it's a serious step up against the US, the UK one of the countries famed for following the US has repeatedly called them out over this, and then we have several Asian countries absolutely fuming over the Iran war because of the price of oil.
In little over a year the US has become the world's cry baby, and quickly becoming the target for every country as being a real threat to global stability to a scale that it previously wasn't considered, the reality is that if Trump continues like this it could well end up being that the US is branded as a enemy of everyone, and that won't go away even if Trump loses the next election, all because of a pedo.
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islandsimianMar 31, 2026
+5
What the ... oh wait, it's TACO Tuesday!
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lexcynMar 31, 2026
+4
Literally every new article/post I see is contradictory statements and a flip flop on opinions. These guys (USA gov) are f****** morons.
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Brilliant_Version344Mar 31, 2026
+7
How did this moron get elected again ??
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talino2321Mar 31, 2026
+8
34% of the general population is stupider than him. Another 33% are just too lazy and fat to actually vote and there you have it, 🍊💩 2.0
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stupid_cat_faceMar 31, 2026
+5
Hey I got one for you...
How can you tell a MAGAt is lying?
They are still breathing.
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new_nimmerzzMar 31, 2026
+7
“YOUD BETTER HELP US DEFEND THE STRAIGHT!!!”
“You know it’s not really that important anyway”
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VagueSomethingMar 31, 2026
+9
The man who surrendered to the Taliban is announcing he'll surrender to Iran.
2 - 0 to the Middle East versus Trump. Make America Surrender Again.
Decades of global power thrown away because a third of Americans wanted to be allowed to shout slurs at minorities.
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KeepCalmCarryOnKYMar 31, 2026
+5
He is already saying there is regime change, because they are 'negotiating' with the owner of a kebab street vendor.
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Queltis6000Mar 31, 2026
+5
I can't even see the goal posts any more.
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NYGiants181Mar 31, 2026
+4
George Costanza levels of negotiating..
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SkinnybetMar 31, 2026
+4
Suddenly it’s not vital because he’s been informed that it’s not possible.
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Darkstar197Mar 31, 2026
+5
So is it a war or not?
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PleiadezMar 31, 2026
+2
Anyone remember that there were some unreleased Epstein files?
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SanelessMar 31, 2026
+2
Dumbest and worst president ever:
We are unable to do normal things because we suck, therefore, those things aren't actually important
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VammypokerMar 31, 2026
+4
Go to Afghanistan, replace taliban with taliban, go to Iran replace khaminei with khaminei. Spend trillions for this and let Americans starve
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benvMar 31, 2026
+3
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
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GunninghamMar 31, 2026
+3
We just had to do nothing and the strait would be open.
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Zib559Mar 31, 2026
+4
America excels at everything, including stupidity.
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snoopingforpoopingMar 31, 2026
+3
So it was open and now it’s not open. F*** Trump and 77m who voted for this idiot
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Princess_ActualMar 31, 2026
+4
This seasons script sure is wild. Wtf....
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Velvet_SamuraiMar 31, 2026
+4
This is like me offering to paint my neighbor's house. I paint three of the walls, then drive a bull dozer through the fourth one. Then say, "Your house having 4 walls is not vital to my task of painting it."
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Skull0IncMar 31, 2026
+6
Soo, start a war you can't finish and screw the global supply of oil because it doesn't benefit you..then offer to sell your oil supply to those that have been screwed over from supply from Hormuz. Ok got it. Create a problem and offer a solution to the problem which you created for your benefit.
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JimmyB264Apr 1, 2026
+4
Could he possibly just make up his f****** mind? He flip flops faster than Lindsey Graham in a bathhouse.
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Digger2228Mar 31, 2026
+7
Jesus he’s making it up as he goes along and he’s in charge of America wtf
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xpdaMar 31, 2026
+6
Incompetence at its finest.
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NoSwordfish6949Mar 31, 2026
+3
Nobody believes anything this senile old f*** says anymore. Iran has more credibility for f*** sake.
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Idainaru_YokuboMar 31, 2026
+3
translation "Zionism and machismo is more important than maintaining the Petrodollar"
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Randomwhitelady2Mar 31, 2026
+3
Why are thousands of troops being sent over then? There is some reason they are being sent but damned if i can think of a logical one.
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Trick_Definition2478Mar 31, 2026
+3
It’s incredible to watch the goalposts move in real-time. We went from "securing global energy markets" to "reopening the Strait of Hormuz isn't vital." This is just the 2026 version of "Mission Accomplished." The administration realized they can’t actually force the waterway open without a full-scale ground invasion they can't afford, so now they’re pretending the blockade doesn’t matter. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is going to pay the price at the pump for years.
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Queltis6000Mar 31, 2026
+3
I can't even see the goal posts any more.
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outerproductMar 31, 2026
+3
Enjoy expensive gasoline MAGATs.
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Every_Court_1394Mar 31, 2026
+3
Electing this moron is such a poor reflection of the American people.
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Old_Management_1997Mar 31, 2026
+3
So he took a giant dump in the middle east and he expects someone else to clean up his mess?
They should have left the diapers on him.
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Nottodayreddit1949Mar 31, 2026
+3
Trump wants to declare victory and move onto something else at this point.
All for nothing but hurting the world.
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TrashCapableMar 31, 2026
+3
Translation: we couldnt open it if we tried.
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MotMan72Mar 31, 2026
+3
TACO goes in without a plan and fucks everything up then says I'm out.
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GabeDefMar 31, 2026
+3
Iran war wasn’t vital. It was stupid. The Epstein files are not going to go away, kiddy diddler Don.
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jrizzle86Mar 31, 2026
+3
What a total PoS, definitely the worst president in US history
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njman100Mar 31, 2026
+3
What a F****** Moron
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Chicagoj1563Mar 31, 2026
+3
His playbook has been to lie to people, get Fox News and others to put nice wrapping paper on it and make it sound legit, and his base will follow. But, the lies are running out. People aren't buying it. And its all he's got. At his core he's just a two bit con man. We will see where all this goes, but if he leaves Iran and gas prices stay high, he won't be able to lie his way out of that.
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Blue_Swirling_BunnyMar 31, 2026
+3
Be sure to lift with your legs and not your back when you move goalposts like that.
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