What is the absolute shittiest movie you have ever seen?
For me, it's definitely The Langoliers. If you haven't seen it, it's an adaptation from a Stephen King book. It was so horribly made, it made Sharknado look like a Scorsese flick. Still can't believe Ian Ziering did this to his career, but there you go.
Thoughts?
In fairness, Langoliers was a TV miniseries not a movie
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ahgoodtimes69Mar 26, 2026
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Correct. A TV movie from the mid 90s no less. I loved watching it as a kid. Haven't seen it since though.
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Western-Bus-296Mar 26, 2026
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dude The langoliers was peak 90s tv movie cheese though, like yeah it was objectively terrible but in that fun way where you cant look away
for me its gotta be The Room - tommy wiseau created something so bad it transcended into being legendary. its like watching a car crash in slow motion but somehow you end up quoting it for years after
also wait did you mean ian ziering from 90210? pretty sure he wasnt in langoliers, that was more like bronson pinchot and patricia wettig. unless im totally blanking on something
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ahgoodtimes69Mar 26, 2026
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Peak 90s like Sliders. Remember that show? That was epic.
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SuperAssistant2809Mar 26, 2026
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Battlefield Earth. Dutch angles, incomprehensible forgettable plot, bad acting. All round terrible
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Nyrk333Mar 26, 2026
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I had to google “Dutch angle”, and in less than a second I completely understood the concept
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SomeoneWhoIsBoredAFMar 26, 2026
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War of the worlds 2025. Not even so bad it's good. Just bad.
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KnightseasonMar 26, 2026
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Birdemic.
I only watched it because my friend said it was a "so bad it's good" movie. No, no it's not. It's just bad.
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HappyGilOHMYGODMar 26, 2026
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Dragonball Evolution
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No-Scarcity-5904Mar 26, 2026
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Manos: The Hands Of Fate,
Just has to be seen to be believed.
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PiersMorgansMomMar 26, 2026
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Yes! The first time I watched it was on MST3k and the crew's commentary was hysterical. So, a friend decided to throw a bad movie marathon party and one of the movies they chose was Manos. Just the straight up movie, no MST3k treatment.
It was absolutely the most unwatchable movie any of us had ever seen. So bad, the host had to just shut it off and start up the next movie they'd lined up. Without the comic relief the MST3k comments provided, the film is pure torture to watch.
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MadameOrangeMar 26, 2026
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Steve Balderson "Firecracker". I love Mike Pattons music so I gave it a shot, but what the f*** man.
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JuneGudmundsdottirMar 26, 2026
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Beverly Hills Cop III
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Focused_SkyMar 26, 2026
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50 shades of Grey
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fullmoon63Mar 26, 2026
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I sat through Cats (2019) in a theater. I still want my brain cells refunded.
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King_ThundaMar 26, 2026
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Move 43, off the top of my head.
Just constantly questioning how it got made when I first watched it. What a piece of shit.
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Dear_Type_8972Mar 26, 2026
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I thought it had 1 or 2 fun parts back when I saw it.
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Plus_Expression_6500Mar 26, 2026
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"Scooby doo : curse of the lake monster" or "The War With Grandpa"
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sarpolMar 26, 2026
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Cannibal Girls (1973. A young couple spend the night in an old farmhouse owned by a reverend, only to find out that it is also lived in by beautiful women who hunger after human flesh.
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Dear_Type_8972Mar 26, 2026
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My ex-girlfriend made me watch Sharknado back when it came out because all her workmates were going on about it.
It is by far the worst movie Ive watched all the way though, and I even put it on 2x speed (which I have never done with anything else)
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faultysynapseMar 26, 2026
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Remember that the langoliers was a made-for-tv movie. I've seen worse.
Worst movie I've ever seen with a budget I think has to be The Tomorrow War. It was a fantastically dumb premise, really weird directorial choices, awful writing, mediocre performances, and just tons of cliches. Also, a weird mix of really good effects, and very bad effects.
I don't know if it's so bad. It's good or just bad bad. Although it did have some good funny lines. Still not sure if they were intentional.
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raspberryslushie21Mar 26, 2026
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The Open House.
It builds and builds and builds then ends.
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MWH1980Mar 26, 2026
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Monster-a-go-go
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Oregon_Jones111Mar 26, 2026
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2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus. And the guy who made it is a groomer too.
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bippyboopMar 26, 2026
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I know people love it, but- What Dreams May Come
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feuerwagenMar 26, 2026
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Did nobody mention Eragon yet? Well that’s it for me. Did not expect much - still needed to turn it off halfway through. Don’t tell me that the second half is better than the first 😜
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truckturner5164Mar 26, 2026
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Plan 9 From Outer Space. I get it, I'm supposed to choose something boring or unwatchable, but as a lover of bad movies I consider 'Worst film' a distinction...an honour. So for me Plan 9 deserves that very highest/lowest of honours.
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akselfsMar 26, 2026
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I saw the Nun in cinema when it first released. Comically bad
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BitterExChristianMar 26, 2026
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The 2004 Lady Killers is to date, the only movie to make me leave the theatre mid screening. It was just so so bad. All the great actors couldn’t save that shit pile.
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Seagoon_MemoirsMar 26, 2026
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Survive!
so bad I laughed
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councilorjonesMar 26, 2026
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Bro Langoliers was f****** peak
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rudra2405Mar 26, 2026
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Animal, Bollywood film. High budget n an absolute shit film
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[deleted]Mar 26, 2026
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Dragon ball evolution was absolute shit. The sort of shit which accompanies diarrhea
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ashbyashbyashbyMar 26, 2026
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The Lovely Bones... I don't even know where to start
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llamafromhell1324Mar 26, 2026
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A Serbian Film.
Boring and 2 edgy 4 me.
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Zepto_HzMar 26, 2026
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Definitely not the worst production wise...but no movie has made me feel more angry and empty in theaters than Rise of Skywalker.
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plopsalandMar 26, 2026
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The Man From Earth. A teenager's fantasy nightmare.
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jaatdriftMar 26, 2026
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Burn after reading, I saw because of brad Pitt cause he is my favorite actor but the movie is really atrocious.
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svenaggedonMar 26, 2026
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I saw cuz Brad Pitt. That's a Coen Brothers film you cinematic heathen. Begone with you.
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CockrockerMar 26, 2026
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Your loss, not ours.
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Fat_Kid_Hot_4_UMar 26, 2026
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The Love Guru
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SuzCoffeeBeanMar 26, 2026
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Under Paris (2024) is right up there
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SuperAssistant2809Mar 26, 2026
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It was bad, but I felt it was a “so bad it’s good” myself.
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chemtrailsniffaMar 26, 2026
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Top Gun
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ashbyashbyashbyMar 26, 2026
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Reason?
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Prestigious_Duck6964Mar 26, 2026
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Elvis
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CockrockerMar 26, 2026
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Not great but worst? You need to watch more films.
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Plus_Expression_6500Mar 26, 2026
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yeah id say so too
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Prestigious_Duck6964Mar 26, 2026
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Dang how do you know how many I’ve seen!
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Plus_Expression_6500Mar 26, 2026
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that austin butler one? my gran didnt like it all that much either
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AshleySchaefferWooMar 26, 2026
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August Rush
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SojuSeedMar 26, 2026
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The Harley Quinn movie was the first time I ever almost walked out of a theater. It was f****** awful. Runner up would be almost any Korean film.
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