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Announcements Mar 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM

Your username is now your kink, what do you do?

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SizeableFowl Mar 28, 2026 +466
Welp, just big cocks all the way down
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bigus-_-dickus Mar 28, 2026 +106
yep
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BigCoqSurprise Mar 28, 2026 +60
indeed
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karoshikun Mar 28, 2026 +18
surprise!!
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peepee2tiny Mar 28, 2026 +3
I wish
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Shitinmymouthmum Mar 28, 2026 +1798
Erm.... I don't like this game
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CrapIsMyBreadNButter Mar 28, 2026 +610
You and me both.
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TehFocus Mar 28, 2026 +245
Why would you ever choose such a name
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Mertuch Mar 28, 2026 +153
He waited for that game since he joined Listnook
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Jarvis40hrs Mar 28, 2026 +27
the game?
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Dopeysprinkles Mar 28, 2026 +32
You made me lose the game!
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Anonymous_ShyneWP70 Mar 28, 2026 +9
Oh well f*** you too
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Crafty-Gate6615 Mar 28, 2026 +1
F*** you!!!! Its been YEARS
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nbperfect Mar 28, 2026 +6
CrapsIsMyBreadNButter was taken
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YoreCoxsmall Mar 28, 2026 +27
You, them and I three.
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SmallRocks Mar 28, 2026 +27
I’m in pain
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lemeboi2003 Mar 28, 2026 +4
Potato cannon but smaller
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dan_dares Mar 28, 2026 +19
I dare you both.. *rubs nipples*
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MonkeyBumFun Mar 28, 2026 +8
i don’t like this game
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RAZOR_WIRE Mar 28, 2026 +7
I like it the least......
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decimatemeinballbag Mar 28, 2026 +3
Right there with you guys....
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sweatyballsackz Mar 28, 2026 +29
Wow and I thought mine was bad
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ialwayschoosepsyduck Mar 28, 2026 +11
I think I have your kink irl
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sumforbull Mar 28, 2026 +4
And I yours
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +19
:0
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ImpulsE69 Mar 28, 2026 +13
W*****!
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forgetmeknotts Mar 28, 2026 +4
Damn, now I’m thinking of that Listnook lore 😖
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EmbarrassedCoconut93 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Oh no
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Low_Length6426 Mar 28, 2026 +297
targeted post
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Oily_Smurf Mar 28, 2026 +66
;)
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JustDuckingAbout Mar 28, 2026 +51
Well you’re into some very specific blue roleplay
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EdenRose1994 Mar 28, 2026 +7
And oil, never forget the oil. The oil is important
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +5
😂
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EmbarrassMeMiss Mar 28, 2026 +390
uh oh
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Smallerdonut Mar 28, 2026 +220
.... i dont think youre really upset tho
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random_duddonreddit Mar 28, 2026 +46
Kinda hot lmao
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Traditional-Meal4041 Mar 28, 2026 +10
Right ?✋🏾😭
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Nayr91 Mar 28, 2026 +4
You should be ashamed
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PissPenisFuckFart Mar 28, 2026 +534
:(
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Thumpkuss Mar 28, 2026 +133
Welp buddy. Good luck with that.
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comfymustardsweater Mar 28, 2026 +36
I really appreciate this comment, it’s the perfect response lol
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ideapit Mar 28, 2026 +24
Please say something smart so the news will have to quote your username. I love that. *"A listnookor is being heralded a hero today for his stunning revelation in the field physics. User PissPenisFuckFart has unearthed something no one thought they'd find at the center of time and space."*
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SerialElf Mar 28, 2026 +8
Alas they would probably just say "a listnook user"
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ArtistLovely Mar 28, 2026 +7
i had a question, but i immediately realized how weird it would sound, LMAO
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VlRGIN_4ever Mar 28, 2026 +331
Never have sex?
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +117
Or a virgin kink
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AliJDB Mar 28, 2026 +24
Ol' virgin slayer.
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karoshikun Mar 28, 2026 +22
so... everything going according to plan either way
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grilledchildren24 Mar 28, 2026 +158
oh dear
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Nayr91 Mar 28, 2026 +70
He’s on the list
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toefungus06 Mar 28, 2026 +16
this one got me 😭
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TrumpzHair Mar 28, 2026 +540
Oh damn
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +54
!!!!!
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-TheDyingMeme6- Mar 28, 2026 +30
_unfortunate_
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partytemple Mar 28, 2026 +18
tell us how it feels
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Antoine_the_Potato Mar 28, 2026 +12
This one made me literally lol
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DifferentMud1010 Mar 28, 2026 +215
Well, im either a serious earth lover or it's butt stuff.
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tomahawk15347 Mar 28, 2026 +60
Why not both?
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DifferentMud1010 Mar 28, 2026 +37
I like the way you think.
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raisinbyjones Mar 28, 2026 +9
You’re alright, griffin.
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drop_thesoap Mar 28, 2026 +10
Yep im in the same boat... could be anything really ..
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Smallerdonut Mar 28, 2026 +90
... eat donuts?
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theandre2131 Mar 28, 2026 +29
It's about stacking donuts on your pp.
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DrummerLuuk Mar 28, 2026 +5
Smaller pp >> smaller donuts
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awfwimba Mar 28, 2026 +16
Donut can refer to how some p*** artist draw assholes in a way that looks like a donut. It's usually furry stuff.
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eatgamer Mar 28, 2026 +3
It could be worse...
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Smallerdonut Mar 28, 2026 +3
You little cannibal ,you
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Wildly_Uninterested Mar 28, 2026 +82
Eh....don't really care
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Nayr91 Mar 28, 2026 +12
Asexual haha
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-PMYourTastefulNudes Mar 28, 2026 +152
Same thing as usual?
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CreepyPhotographer Mar 28, 2026 +96
hi
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Dopeysprinkles Mar 28, 2026 +29
Uh oh
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PM_me_gay_creampies Mar 28, 2026 +17
Indubitably
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ToastetteEgg Mar 28, 2026 +116
Eat a hearty breakfast.
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Deviant_Toast Mar 28, 2026 +21
Hate to deviate but..
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +39
So you have a kink for lube and excessive blue dye? Interesting 
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Oily_Smurf Mar 28, 2026 +23
Does that make you panic? 
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +29
Traditionally speaking, yes
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69edleg Mar 28, 2026 +35
Lick kneepits and have mine licked I guess
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sharkslutz Mar 28, 2026 +36
Hmm
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karoshikun Mar 28, 2026 +13
dammit, Chandler!!!
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Idea_not_loading Mar 28, 2026 +33
I’m not sure yet, hang on….
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Why_Psychology_ Mar 28, 2026 +55
I guess maybe a therapist. Which in this day an age is very needed
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Rainbow152 Mar 28, 2026 +31
Lesbian p**** where she goes to therapy but her therapist seduces her?
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ViceNSpice Mar 28, 2026 +21
Im in for the plot.
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DroneAttack Mar 28, 2026 +26
War crimes.
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International-Fun-65 Mar 28, 2026 +12
Damn Netanyahu is that you?
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Kid_Named_Trey Mar 28, 2026 +86
Seek therapy immediately.
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OriginalDogeStar Mar 28, 2026 +19
Technically "Kid" can be about appearance, not age... ..... that doesn't make it any better
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Beliriel Mar 28, 2026 +11
It could also mean goats.
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OriginalDogeStar Mar 28, 2026 +6
That.. doesn't help either 🤣🤣
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karoshikun Mar 28, 2026 +9
it could be a juvenile goat called Trey, tho. wouldn't that make it a smidge better?
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kiomadoushi Mar 28, 2026 +8
A goatf***er is technically better than a pedo, I guess? But not by much. Even so, that's a CHILD goat, "upgrading" from pedo to goatf***er pedo, and I'm pretty sure that's not better...
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redditbing Mar 28, 2026 +43
Inadequately return search results of Listnook. Oh that’s so hot
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Farted_a_turd Mar 28, 2026 +19
Gross
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InterviewOk6371 Mar 28, 2026 +20
Download LinkedIn
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Bible_camp_victim67 Mar 28, 2026 +20
Hhmmm
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International-Fun-65 Mar 28, 2026 +3
The catholic church is going to love you
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_MooFreaky_ Mar 28, 2026 +39
Tbf cows are pretty s***.
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Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 28, 2026 +43
Yeah, I've met your mom. Wowsers
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +7
😆
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +5
🙀‼️
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EmbarrassedCabinet82 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Right over here, officers
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ImmediateDamage9714 Mar 28, 2026 +18
I think I’m going to have a really bad time
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Flaky_Point_3778 Mar 28, 2026 +5
Or really great
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nutcracker_78 Mar 28, 2026 +6
There's a possibility I'm the one inflicting it ..
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peacemaker2007 Mar 28, 2026 +14
Flying to Tehran now
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Flaky_Point_3778 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Good luck soldier
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GayisGaywhenGay Mar 28, 2026 +13
I’m still gay
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PaleMathematician544 Mar 28, 2026 +14
So my kink is pale mathematician 🤔
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BridgetteARZ Mar 28, 2026 +6
I’m my own kink, idk why that entails ^.^
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SnoopySuited Mar 28, 2026 +3
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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DigLivid1350 Mar 28, 2026 +5
Guess I dig livids. Anyone got some livids?
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robin-bunny Mar 28, 2026 +3
Livid = angry. So....you like to fight and have make-up sex?
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Apprehensive_Menu870 Mar 28, 2026 +5
Get really turned on when the waitress comes to the table and I get nervous bc I haven’t decided on what I want yet or something idk.
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traumatizeddd1 Mar 28, 2026 +6
Pretty uhh… self explanatory
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nunlover Mar 28, 2026 +4
Nothing, I guess
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3flp Mar 28, 2026 +1
How about... nuns.
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deathbythighs02 Mar 28, 2026 +6
Uhh nothing really changes?
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bass_tax Mar 28, 2026 +5
Fish please!
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Apprehensive_Move750 Mar 28, 2026 +6
what the f*** does apprehensive mean
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Nervous, cautious
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The_Real_Flatmeat Mar 28, 2026 +3
Less intense than panic i guess
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Traditional-Panic-85 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Says the guy who likes flat *meat* ;)
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The_Real_Flatmeat Mar 28, 2026 +6
Roadkill can be delicious 😆
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ceazecab Mar 28, 2026 +3
Sex in while hailing a taxi
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The_Real_Flatmeat Mar 28, 2026 +5
Eat stuff off the road?
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GuacamolePacket Mar 28, 2026 +3
Oooh. Ooooh, I don't know, but it can't be good.
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Man_of_many_desires Mar 28, 2026 +5
Looks like I'll have fun
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Rainbow152 Mar 28, 2026 +4
Um... 152 Lgbtq people? Lol. Big o*** : D
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Spicy_Eyeballs Mar 28, 2026 +5
Well one way or the other it is going to be uncomfortable, I feel like I at least have options though.
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llamafromhell1324 Mar 28, 2026 +7
Beastiality
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dinkitnsinkit Mar 28, 2026 +3
Hmm. It’s self explanatory 😂
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Cloudiest_Jeans Mar 28, 2026 +3
Do I win this one?
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Diligent_Opening_069 Mar 28, 2026 +3
I'd rather not say😅
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Spooge_Bucket Mar 28, 2026 +3
no change i still wanna get filled with spooge
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ForsakenOaths Mar 28, 2026 +3
Oh dear lord, *no!*
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Sadly_NotAPlatypus Mar 28, 2026 +3
You tell me, boss
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john-ultrakill-is-me Mar 28, 2026 +3
Get on 4chan
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DickStartMyFart Mar 28, 2026 +3
Not much.
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OriginalHell Mar 28, 2026 +3
I decline to answer. 😂
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ThogX Mar 28, 2026 +3
thog
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themajesticpark Mar 28, 2026 +3
Like a Glove!!!
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DeepSleepr Mar 28, 2026 +3
this is how I bedrot
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hellium3 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Am dead?
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idontcareanymore51 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Don’t know, don’t care.
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Writer_feetlover Mar 28, 2026 +3
It already is my kink!
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Fartsniffing-banshee Mar 28, 2026 +3
👃👃get over here
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buttholecake Mar 28, 2026 +3
Like mine 💀
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panty_razor Mar 28, 2026 +3
Well its not going to be bad for me
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DueVeterinarian3557 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Im a pregnant vet??
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smellywetsock69 Mar 28, 2026 +3
I'd rather not
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Majrstonr Mar 28, 2026 +3
Wuh?
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academictryhard69 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Jokes on ya, I'm already my username.
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mkMoSs Mar 28, 2026 +3
Go outside and lick some... moss
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domestic_omnom Mar 28, 2026 +3
Please tell us oily smurf. What would yours be?
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WaffleHouseGladiator Mar 28, 2026 +3
Smothered and covered, baby.
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awfwimba Mar 28, 2026 +3
Talking about all my usernames. I have a thing for train tracks, and the chain that trains have on the wheels. I have a thing for awesome sauce? I stick my balls in sauce I guess. And also a thing for keyboard spam.
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Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 28, 2026 +3
I would rather you not know. 
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IWontHealYou Mar 28, 2026 +3
Medical roleplay where I, your doctor, deny you medical assistance.
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CartoonWeekly Mar 28, 2026 +3
I guess I'm into animated p**********. Weekly.
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dong_destroyer69420 Mar 28, 2026 +3
I destroy dongs in the 69 position whilst also smoking a blunt.
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DaddysGonnaBeatMe Mar 28, 2026 +3
I don't like this game
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younglingslayer3 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Oh no
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PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains Mar 28, 2026 +5
I ask very politely.
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AnneFranksErection Mar 28, 2026 +6
I hope this comment doesn't get noticed.
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Dull_Ad4861 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Don’t know what the hell my username means 🤣 Thanks Listnook x
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Ashamed-Strength2827 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Uhhh I don’t know bout mine lol
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Background_Sun8023 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Apparently im the sun in the background 🤣
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ParadigmShift013 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I don't know, but you'll feel differently about it when I'm finished.
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Nearby_Complex_7933 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Buy a bunch of real estate lmao
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EclecticAF Mar 28, 2026 +2
This actually makes a lot of sense to me
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PiMakerSpecialSurprz Mar 28, 2026 +2
What I did today as many times as I could.
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Goldenapple3112 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I guess I'm a Minecraft simp then...
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IDriveALexus Mar 28, 2026 +2
^
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AigisP3R Mar 28, 2026 +2
// i guess my sexuality is "AigisSexual" then....proud
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Ok-Hornet4317 Mar 28, 2026 +2
right
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Chesu Mar 28, 2026 +2
I've been on the internet long enough that the username I use everywhere is just kind of a five-letter name that has *history*, but no real meaning...
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PeaceBuddha Mar 28, 2026 +2
I'm not really sure...?
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MyHeartChainedBy2D Mar 28, 2026 +2
Ummm... Chained?
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Comfortable-Dig-8089 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Digging in puhh ig ?
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ZestyclosePianist277 Mar 28, 2026 +2
😈👏 **I like pianos...**
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tomahawk15347 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Ummmm. I… I don’t know what mine means
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Zestyclose_Luck_634 Mar 28, 2026 +2
zestyclose whad does it even mean idk 😭
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Alarm_dick Mar 28, 2026 +2
⏰😳
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Sad_Count4178 Mar 28, 2026 +2
What does mine even mean.
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DickShapeShifter Mar 28, 2026 +2
oh
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AxleBoost Mar 28, 2026 +2
Park myself in cars.
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DmMeYourTiddiess Mar 28, 2026 +2
What about me?
2
curious_coitus Mar 28, 2026 +2
Guess we’re going a lot of weird stuff.
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a_potato_ate_me Mar 28, 2026 +2
Well, its a good thing I love mashed potatoes
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DoucheVonDangleTaint Mar 28, 2026 +2
Uhhhh
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JakeFixesPlanes Mar 28, 2026 +2
Go to work, I guess. Either way I’m getting F’ed
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hostilekraut Mar 28, 2026 +2
Serve room temperature schnitzel to canvassers but only set a spoon.
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junkerarse Mar 28, 2026 +2
Hell yeah
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makemestand Mar 28, 2026 +2
Whatever it is, I'm not standing up.
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Perfect-Quality28 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Die alone or something idk or get turned on by perfection like a perfectly sorted pack of cards
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freakincage6 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Oh my!
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Front_Photograph2684 Mar 28, 2026 +2
hmm
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