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erlo68 6 days ago +831

>long-range sanctions ... with same day shipping. Gotta love that.

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Skysis 5 days ago +109

One for the history books. Which will remember Zelensky kindly.

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falconzord 5 days ago +14

It's more what happens after the war than during

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Thedisparagedartist 5 days ago +29

I dont know how much that applies anymore. We dont just have history books, we have the internet, social media, and plenty of information storing and sharing technology. Even if ukraine loses and Russia tries to propagandize their victory, the rest of the world has seen their weakness. A phyrric victory is phyrric, despite how victorious you claim to be.

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falconzord 5 days ago -9

I meant in terms of Zelensky's legacy

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Zwiebel1 5 days ago +18

"I need guns, not a ride." will not be forgotten though. That went hard as f***.

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tmac2go 5 days ago +3

I think it was, "I need ammo, not ride" Still hard as f, though.

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MasterBot98 4 days ago

There was a different quote from him that day which didn't go public via the media...

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Initial-Return8802 5 days ago +6

Kinetic sanctions?

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RichKlutzy6291 5 days ago +3

Pyrokinetic sanctions

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Bruvvimir 5 days ago

Ok Pete.

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JackhusChanhus 6 days ago +542

It's a bad week to be an oil refinery

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ken_the_boxer 6 days ago +111

Didn't know there was an oil refinery on the red square.

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JackhusChanhus 6 days ago +154

I'd be nearly sure they'll use the parade and associated occupation of air defense as a distraction to hammer strategic assets. Bombing red square only gives more vatnik propaganda fuel, whereas the military parading around while state assets are helplessly bombed is peak dry Soviet humour material. Unless of course the massed troops and air defenses are chosen as the target

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skwerrel 6 days ago +51

I doubt they have the precision to be sure there wouldn't be collateral damage. If they bomb the parades they either need to just go all in and make it a campaign of terror (which they should not do, but that's better than trying to aim at the soldiers and taking out a bunch of civilians anyways), or use some alternative payload. Yellow and blue glitter, or concentrated piss. Something harmless but sends the message that they could have easily made it a bloodbath if they wanted to.

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JackhusChanhus 6 days ago +19

If the area were to be attacked, it would be the staging areas and the air defenses, not the parade itself. Depends on how much army presence there is mind, mightnt be worth it. There would definitely be collateral risk, but this doesn't usually stop Ukraine, plenty of FP2s get jammed into tower blocks

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skwerrel 6 days ago +15

Perhaps, but they're still better off hitting refineries and infrastructure while the AA is pointed elsewhere. Blowing up a peaceful parade just looks bad, even if they somehow only hit military targets

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JackhusChanhus 6 days ago +15

Definitely better off, hitting money will stop the war, killing Russians won't. But I don't imagine anyone would much care if a load of minimally armed Russian soldiers got cleanly lit up... they buried several hundred sleeping Russians with ballistic missiles on NYE and no one said anything against it, because the reputational points to be lost by admitting you can't protect troops even in their bases are more than the points to be gained by loudly crying foul at Ukraine

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skwerrel 6 days ago +3

I mean if they can be completely sure that it will only hit military targets, then I'd hope they do both.

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TxM_2404 6 days ago +8

Is it really peaceful if it's parts of the Army that are marching? If they have real ammunition they should be a valid target for a strike.

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ThellraAK 5 days ago +9

Being a member of the Russian military makes you a valid target for a strike.

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Delbert3US 5 days ago +2

Having the AA in a known location could make it easier to take out.

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prof_the_doom 5 days ago +7

Drones that fly overhead with speakers: "Putin bombed our capital... we're better than that" and then drop a bunch of Ukrainian flags.

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Ghinev 5 days ago +1

>alternative loads I suggest the humble carp pheromones. Or Surströmming

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Werftflammen 5 days ago -3

Why bomb the parade? It has no military value. The damage to Putin's image has already been done. It would be better to declare a ceasefire on the eve of the 8th or do a massive attack on Crimea.

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autoeroticassfxation 5 days ago +6

I think now is the time to go all in on the resources. Oil is extremely valuable right now. Cut their resources, and you cut their logistics, and you cut their ability to fund and wage war. When Russia fractures, taking Crimea back will be a cake walk, it might even just get handed back.

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Ok-Craft4844 6 days ago +13

Dont bomb the red square, just gift a few temu drones to local mischievous youths and watch the crowds scatter in panic as they hear the "weeeeeeere" of the drones, and make sure there's enough smartphone footage

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Idiot_Savant_13 5 days ago +10

I'm partial to the advantages - both strategic & diplomatic - of an attack path sending waves PAST the Red Square en route to specific military targets. If Russia intercepts them over Moscow, that's going to cause collateral damage in Moscow... and forces Russia to choose how many & which ones of the waves to try & intercept. So many ways Ukraine can complicate Russia's day, and it is all of it self-inflicted:: Putin could declare peace and withdraw today... so all of this is a choice.

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Delbert3US 5 days ago +3

I LIKE that idea. The debris would be better than direct bombs. "You did it to yourselves."

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greggld 6 days ago +6

Yes, I have said the same. It's a great bait and switch tactic.

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beekersavant 6 days ago +3

Yeah prob enough to get through a couple on Moscow. But my guess is that they are going to make them spend a lot of assets to protect a soft target and hit everywhere. It's an opportunity to embarrass Putin. I doubt anyone cares about propoganda in Russia at this point. Putin will go until Russia breaks and all the young men and old political hands that would run a revolution died at the front or fell out of windows.

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EnigmA03x 6 days ago +2

on another note tho, i imagine it would be a huge humiliation if the red square were hit during the parade. If that doesnt drop morale (more than it has already) idk what will

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Hugford_Blops 5 days ago +2

Last year weren't they down to having no modern tanks, or only a single one which kept driving back around to do laps because they were plumb out of hardware?

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JackhusChanhus 5 days ago +2

It wasn't that they didn't have any, its that the losses were getting so significant that showing any off instead sending em to the front would attract more contempt than pride. Now it's that plus the real risk of their MIRVs etc getting bombed

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noir_lord 6 days ago +14

Bad week to be a Russian/Middle Eastern oil refinery, good week to own one elsewhere though.

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Skysis 5 days ago +2

A Russian oil refinery.

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KlausDieterFreddek 5 days ago +1

Nah I'm still hoping for some action on russias victory parade tomorrow

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No_Lie_8954 5 days ago

Hopefully not. Why sink as low as the russians? Ukraine should destroy as much oil stuff as possible.

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KlausDieterFreddek 5 days ago +1

At least let drones rain Ukrainian coloured graffiti on the Parade

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Ryokan76 5 days ago +1

I say, hopefully, a bad week to be in a parade.

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Syke_qc 6 days ago +522

I hope Ukraine will respect the ceasefire the same way Russia respected the ceasefire asked by Ukraine.

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NixarDixar 6 days ago +90

I agree, i am all for ceasefires and respect, and for russia getting what it deserves

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dern_the_hermit 5 days ago +26

Respect, after all, is a two-way street, right?

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1337duck 5 days ago +21

Kinetic Sanctions^TM

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SecretBotAcc 5 days ago +11

I know you're joking, but this isn't enough. Ukraine needs to use our weapons to crush the Russians. Raytheon stock to the moon 😍

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Knubbelwurst 5 days ago +1

Nah. Hitting kindergardens is not cool, even in retaliation.

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Witty-Lawfulness2983 5 days ago +81

BALLER phrasing. He said something the other day as well, like, "I'm sorry Mr. Putin has to seek my permission for his victory parade..." (paraphr)

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drkTwrCnt 6 days ago +91

Let fire reign on the red square!

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Finchypoo 5 days ago +51

Nah, let a f***-ton of yellow and blue glitter rain on the red square. Show the average moscow citizen how much Putin can't keep them sheltered from Ukraine, embarrass the shit out of them. There are going to be a lot of regular citizens at that parade and wether or not they support Putin and the war, they are still civilians and should not be a military target. Glitter bombs is a very distinct "we could if we wanted to and your government is too weak to stop us"

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cafedude 5 days ago +11

A flag that pops out of the drone that says "BANG!"

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Pale_Potential_409 5 days ago +12

This. Demonstration of ability would have a much greater impact than a demonstration of destruction.

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PUfelix85 5 days ago +2

Make sure to sprinkle some pamphlets into that mix.

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Unique-Ladder-1990 5 days ago +2

why use glitter when you can use glitter and some skunk spray for maximum embarrassment. also that is an exilent idea

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G00DLuck 5 days ago +1

Amazing how hard this paint / glitter bomb idea is being pushed. It almost seems like cowardly rusians asking not to have their parade bombed to shit. There will be military targets in the parade. Kinetic sanctions should be delivered upon those targets.

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Gygax_the_Goat 5 days ago +1

Thankyou from an Australian Buddhist 🙏

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No_Method5989 5 days ago +19

Still got that comedian in him 😉

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chuck_the_plant 5 days ago +2

I would be so so happy for him if when this shitshow is over he’d just say “well thank you all, I’m going back to the stage”.

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HarEr89 6 days ago +61

Very good. I hope for beautiful Flamingos in Moscow.

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ferpyy 5 days ago +41

Been expecting that for what 4 years now?

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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf 5 days ago +8

you really think putler could target the ww2 allied embassies on victory day? You need a doctor.

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0xDD 5 days ago +4

30 tungsten rods falling from the sky and making a couple of holes in the roofs of random buildings? Woah, so scary!

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Constant-Plant-9378 5 days ago +12

The 'Long Range Sanctions' of consequences often arrives unlubricated.

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bluddystump 6 days ago +29

All the parade goers need to see is a smoke plume off in the distance.

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GreatGojira 6 days ago +19

I think Russia has a holiday coming up

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Master-Bag-2306 5 days ago +16

I would laugh if red square was left alone, so putin can play pretend. .... All while oil facilities and military objects are getting hammered.

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Dirk_Bogart 5 days ago +6

And explosive sanctions, and homing sanctions..

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HotFartore 5 days ago +6

Don't slow down sanctions, please. When they scream and threaten, it means they're desperate. Keep pressure 💪 💯

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Za_Lords_Guard 5 days ago +4

Is that diplomatic speak for "knock, knock mother-f*****."?

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bigorangemachine 5 days ago +4

Love to see it. Ukraine getting on its own two feet taking the fight to Moscow

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NoSkillzDad 4 days ago +5

Zelensky so won his place in the history books. Slava Ukraini

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joekerr9999 6 days ago +29

Zelensky honored the cease fire so that Russia could have it's WW2 victory parade. Zelensky's grandfather fought for the soviet union in World War 2. Zelensky is an honorable man. Putin is not.

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drinkduffdry 6 days ago +27

Hasn't happened yet. This was more of an exercise in showing the futility in unilateral declarations and an immediate response for the absolute fit that the Kremlin is going to throw when theirs isn't respected either.

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No-Shopping-4434 5 days ago +4

I don’t understand why you would ever let him have this parade? Either he has to pull back forces to protect the parade, giving Ukraine footholds, or he has to keep his forces on the line and open himself up to getting assassinated. It really seems like a win/win to attack him hard while the parade starts

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stickeeBit 5 days ago +3

lol Longrange FPV sanctions!

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Jatobi1993 5 days ago +2

Do a parade surprise.

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Accomplished-Bus-531 5 days ago +2

What's the furthest oil plant they haven't hit due to distance?

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Shadowlance23 5 days ago +2

Every time I comment, I get pinged for 'inciting violence' so I'm just going to say more power to Ukraine.

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dnight22 5 days ago +2

I am so excited seeing a whole lot of Russia burn, while putler celebrates their awkward parade.

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Adrian915 5 days ago +2

They should name a whole class of missiles sanctions, with name of countries different payloads or capabilities. "General, send in some french sanctions." "My god. Are you sure, sir?" "We've no choice. They should be thankful we're not sending German instead."

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_jnpn 5 days ago +1

still waiting for an ukrainian drone flying over VP parade

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bob_nugget_the_3rd 5 days ago +1

Like they aren't going to piss on your parade or oil refineries mr putin, there going drop bombs lots of them and I look forward to the news

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vaserius 5 days ago +1

Sometimes you forget that he is actually a comedian.

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Pollylocks 4 days ago +1

Time for 3 hour special operation on the parade.

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FeelingParty866 5 days ago +1

Russian idea of a ceasefire is the same with Israel. Basically Ukraine needs to "cease fire" while Russia keeps firing.

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TheBestintheWest11 6 days ago -53

"long range sanctions " da f*** does that even mean????

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Gsot12 6 days ago +27

did you read the article?

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LogicOfUnkown 6 days ago +23

**READ!?!?!?**

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Isariamkia 5 days ago +8

"read" da f*** does that even mean????

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Kobe-62Mavs-61 5 days ago +5

Literally the first sentence of the article, jabroni.

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Positive-no-negative 5 days ago -6

Meeh mucho ruido ..

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bfilippe 6 days ago +35

Sorry that one of the most important pieces of modern history is boring to you.

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Absolute_Enema 6 days ago +33

1 week old noun-nounnumber troll account.

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thounihast 6 days ago +18

Your understanding of how the world works seems to be a little vague if you claim that.

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thounihast 6 days ago +14

lol wtf you are so deluded it’s kinda sad. Maybe someday you’ll grow up.

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arghabargle 6 days ago +10

"desperate for attention" says the one that went out of their way to come into the comment section of a story they found soooo boring that they just HAD to make sure everyone else knew how they felt.

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Slimmanoman 6 days ago +7

Because we care. You don't, so why bother commenting in the first place

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arghabargle 6 days ago +6

Hey, you're the one that wanted the attention. If you can't handle it, door's over there.

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dlebed 6 days ago +16

Looks like your account is created just a week ago so you may be not aware of Russia's mercenaries being kicked out of Mali because of their army can't support them while loosing in Ukraine. You may also missed that Russia's lost control over Syria when its army could not support Assad for the same reason. You haven't heard that Iran tested and developed its drones in the Russian-Ukraine war and now can use it to terrorize the whole Middle East and block Hormuz Strait so the gas prices rise everywhere from Japan to US. But other than that, sure, nothing important.

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Ready-Organization12 6 days ago +22

Private profile, inflammatory comment, flippant responses.

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Goosepond01 6 days ago +11

Yeah god forbid that I, a man living in a stable country with a roof over my head, plenty of food to eat, no threat of being bombed have to read about people fighting for national survival in one of the most important recent events, poor me.

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UltimateKane99 6 days ago +11

"And here we have a perfect example of human selfishness, whereby the misery, suffering, pain, and death being inflicted upon other humans fails utterly to impinge upon the person's psyche, even to the point that they, rather than merely passively ignoring the issue, actively dismiss and belittle the dire situation these people find themselves in. Like a boar that only cares about its next meal and ignores the birds fighting in the sky, they have no empathy or sympathy for the plights of those not directly impacting their life. Truly, for them, it is as if the rest of the world is irrelevant: only their own worldview, myopic as it is, holds any weight to them; the cries of compassion and hope fall on deaf ears."

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randomweeb04 6 days ago +18

Do you think that apathy makes you seem smart?

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DisastrousAcshin 6 days ago +9

Slow day at McDonald's eh

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bfilippe 6 days ago +3

Considering you can't use basic punctuation on "don't", I'm guessing you're a high school drop out. 4th graders write better than you, bud.

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