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erlo68 May 7, 2026 +831

>long-range sanctions ... with same day shipping. Gotta love that.

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Skysis May 7, 2026 +109

One for the history books. Which will remember Zelensky kindly.

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falconzord May 8, 2026 +14

It's more what happens after the war than during

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Thedisparagedartist May 8, 2026 +29

I dont know how much that applies anymore. We dont just have history books, we have the internet, social media, and plenty of information storing and sharing technology. Even if ukraine loses and Russia tries to propagandize their victory, the rest of the world has seen their weakness. A phyrric victory is phyrric, despite how victorious you claim to be.

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falconzord May 8, 2026 -9

I meant in terms of Zelensky's legacy

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Zwiebel1 May 8, 2026 +18

"I need guns, not a ride." will not be forgotten though. That went hard as f***.

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tmac2go May 8, 2026 +3

I think it was, "I need ammo, not ride" Still hard as f, though.

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MasterBot98 May 9, 2026

There was a different quote from him that day which didn't go public via the media...

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Initial-Return8802 May 8, 2026 +6

Kinetic sanctions?

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RichKlutzy6291 May 8, 2026 +3

Pyrokinetic sanctions

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Bruvvimir May 8, 2026

Ok Pete.

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JackhusChanhus May 7, 2026 +542

It's a bad week to be an oil refinery

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ken_the_boxer May 7, 2026 +111

Didn't know there was an oil refinery on the red square.

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JackhusChanhus May 7, 2026 +154

I'd be nearly sure they'll use the parade and associated occupation of air defense as a distraction to hammer strategic assets. Bombing red square only gives more vatnik propaganda fuel, whereas the military parading around while state assets are helplessly bombed is peak dry Soviet humour material. Unless of course the massed troops and air defenses are chosen as the target

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skwerrel May 7, 2026 +51

I doubt they have the precision to be sure there wouldn't be collateral damage. If they bomb the parades they either need to just go all in and make it a campaign of terror (which they should not do, but that's better than trying to aim at the soldiers and taking out a bunch of civilians anyways), or use some alternative payload. Yellow and blue glitter, or concentrated piss. Something harmless but sends the message that they could have easily made it a bloodbath if they wanted to.

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JackhusChanhus May 7, 2026 +19

If the area were to be attacked, it would be the staging areas and the air defenses, not the parade itself. Depends on how much army presence there is mind, mightnt be worth it. There would definitely be collateral risk, but this doesn't usually stop Ukraine, plenty of FP2s get jammed into tower blocks

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skwerrel May 7, 2026 +15

Perhaps, but they're still better off hitting refineries and infrastructure while the AA is pointed elsewhere. Blowing up a peaceful parade just looks bad, even if they somehow only hit military targets

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JackhusChanhus May 7, 2026 +15

Definitely better off, hitting money will stop the war, killing Russians won't. But I don't imagine anyone would much care if a load of minimally armed Russian soldiers got cleanly lit up... they buried several hundred sleeping Russians with ballistic missiles on NYE and no one said anything against it, because the reputational points to be lost by admitting you can't protect troops even in their bases are more than the points to be gained by loudly crying foul at Ukraine

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skwerrel May 7, 2026 +3

I mean if they can be completely sure that it will only hit military targets, then I'd hope they do both.

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TxM_2404 May 7, 2026 +8

Is it really peaceful if it's parts of the Army that are marching? If they have real ammunition they should be a valid target for a strike.

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ThellraAK May 8, 2026 +9

Being a member of the Russian military makes you a valid target for a strike.

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Delbert3US May 7, 2026 +2

Having the AA in a known location could make it easier to take out.

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prof_the_doom May 8, 2026 +7

Drones that fly overhead with speakers: "Putin bombed our capital... we're better than that" and then drop a bunch of Ukrainian flags.

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Ghinev May 8, 2026 +1

>alternative loads I suggest the humble carp pheromones. Or Surströmming

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Werftflammen May 7, 2026 -3

Why bomb the parade? It has no military value. The damage to Putin's image has already been done. It would be better to declare a ceasefire on the eve of the 8th or do a massive attack on Crimea.

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autoeroticassfxation May 7, 2026 +6

I think now is the time to go all in on the resources. Oil is extremely valuable right now. Cut their resources, and you cut their logistics, and you cut their ability to fund and wage war. When Russia fractures, taking Crimea back will be a cake walk, it might even just get handed back.

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Ok-Craft4844 May 7, 2026 +13

Dont bomb the red square, just gift a few temu drones to local mischievous youths and watch the crowds scatter in panic as they hear the "weeeeeeere" of the drones, and make sure there's enough smartphone footage

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Idiot_Savant_13 May 7, 2026 +10

I'm partial to the advantages - both strategic & diplomatic - of an attack path sending waves PAST the Red Square en route to specific military targets. If Russia intercepts them over Moscow, that's going to cause collateral damage in Moscow... and forces Russia to choose how many & which ones of the waves to try & intercept. So many ways Ukraine can complicate Russia's day, and it is all of it self-inflicted:: Putin could declare peace and withdraw today... so all of this is a choice.

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Delbert3US May 7, 2026 +3

I LIKE that idea. The debris would be better than direct bombs. "You did it to yourselves."

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greggld May 7, 2026 +6

Yes, I have said the same. It's a great bait and switch tactic.

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beekersavant May 7, 2026 +3

Yeah prob enough to get through a couple on Moscow. But my guess is that they are going to make them spend a lot of assets to protect a soft target and hit everywhere. It's an opportunity to embarrass Putin. I doubt anyone cares about propoganda in Russia at this point. Putin will go until Russia breaks and all the young men and old political hands that would run a revolution died at the front or fell out of windows.

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EnigmA03x May 7, 2026 +2

on another note tho, i imagine it would be a huge humiliation if the red square were hit during the parade. If that doesnt drop morale (more than it has already) idk what will

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Hugford_Blops May 7, 2026 +2

Last year weren't they down to having no modern tanks, or only a single one which kept driving back around to do laps because they were plumb out of hardware?

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JackhusChanhus May 7, 2026 +2

It wasn't that they didn't have any, its that the losses were getting so significant that showing any off instead sending em to the front would attract more contempt than pride. Now it's that plus the real risk of their MIRVs etc getting bombed

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noir_lord May 7, 2026 +14

Bad week to be a Russian/Middle Eastern oil refinery, good week to own one elsewhere though.

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Skysis May 7, 2026 +2

A Russian oil refinery.

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KlausDieterFreddek May 8, 2026 +1

Nah I'm still hoping for some action on russias victory parade tomorrow

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No_Lie_8954 May 8, 2026

Hopefully not. Why sink as low as the russians? Ukraine should destroy as much oil stuff as possible.

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KlausDieterFreddek May 8, 2026 +1

At least let drones rain Ukrainian coloured graffiti on the Parade

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Ryokan76 May 7, 2026 +1

I say, hopefully, a bad week to be in a parade.

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Syke_qc May 7, 2026 +522

I hope Ukraine will respect the ceasefire the same way Russia respected the ceasefire asked by Ukraine.

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NixarDixar May 7, 2026 +90

I agree, i am all for ceasefires and respect, and for russia getting what it deserves

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dern_the_hermit May 7, 2026 +26

Respect, after all, is a two-way street, right?

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1337duck May 7, 2026 +21

Kinetic Sanctions^TM

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SecretBotAcc May 7, 2026 +11

I know you're joking, but this isn't enough. Ukraine needs to use our weapons to crush the Russians. Raytheon stock to the moon 😍

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Knubbelwurst May 7, 2026 +1

Nah. Hitting kindergardens is not cool, even in retaliation.

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Witty-Lawfulness2983 May 7, 2026 +81

BALLER phrasing. He said something the other day as well, like, "I'm sorry Mr. Putin has to seek my permission for his victory parade..." (paraphr)

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drkTwrCnt May 7, 2026 +91

Let fire reign on the red square!

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Finchypoo May 7, 2026 +51

Nah, let a f***-ton of yellow and blue glitter rain on the red square. Show the average moscow citizen how much Putin can't keep them sheltered from Ukraine, embarrass the shit out of them. There are going to be a lot of regular citizens at that parade and wether or not they support Putin and the war, they are still civilians and should not be a military target. Glitter bombs is a very distinct "we could if we wanted to and your government is too weak to stop us"

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cafedude May 8, 2026 +11

A flag that pops out of the drone that says "BANG!"

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Pale_Potential_409 May 7, 2026 +12

This. Demonstration of ability would have a much greater impact than a demonstration of destruction.

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PUfelix85 May 7, 2026 +2

Make sure to sprinkle some pamphlets into that mix.

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Unique-Ladder-1990 May 7, 2026 +2

why use glitter when you can use glitter and some skunk spray for maximum embarrassment. also that is an exilent idea

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G00DLuck May 8, 2026 +1

Amazing how hard this paint / glitter bomb idea is being pushed. It almost seems like cowardly rusians asking not to have their parade bombed to shit. There will be military targets in the parade. Kinetic sanctions should be delivered upon those targets.

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Gygax_the_Goat May 8, 2026 +1

Thankyou from an Australian Buddhist 🙏

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No_Method5989 May 7, 2026 +19

Still got that comedian in him 😉

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chuck_the_plant May 8, 2026 +2

I would be so so happy for him if when this shitshow is over he’d just say “well thank you all, I’m going back to the stage”.

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HarEr89 May 7, 2026 +61

Very good. I hope for beautiful Flamingos in Moscow.

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ferpyy May 7, 2026 +41

Been expecting that for what 4 years now?

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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf May 7, 2026 +8

you really think putler could target the ww2 allied embassies on victory day? You need a doctor.

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0xDD May 8, 2026 +4

30 tungsten rods falling from the sky and making a couple of holes in the roofs of random buildings? Woah, so scary!

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Constant-Plant-9378 May 7, 2026 +12

The 'Long Range Sanctions' of consequences often arrives unlubricated.

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bluddystump May 7, 2026 +29

All the parade goers need to see is a smoke plume off in the distance.

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GreatGojira May 7, 2026 +19

I think Russia has a holiday coming up

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Master-Bag-2306 May 7, 2026 +16

I would laugh if red square was left alone, so putin can play pretend. .... All while oil facilities and military objects are getting hammered.

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Dirk_Bogart May 7, 2026 +6

And explosive sanctions, and homing sanctions..

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HotFartore May 7, 2026 +6

Don't slow down sanctions, please. When they scream and threaten, it means they're desperate. Keep pressure 💪 💯

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Za_Lords_Guard May 7, 2026 +4

Is that diplomatic speak for "knock, knock mother-f*****."?

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bigorangemachine May 7, 2026 +4

Love to see it. Ukraine getting on its own two feet taking the fight to Moscow

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NoSkillzDad May 8, 2026 +5

Zelensky so won his place in the history books. Slava Ukraini

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joekerr9999 May 7, 2026 +29

Zelensky honored the cease fire so that Russia could have it's WW2 victory parade. Zelensky's grandfather fought for the soviet union in World War 2. Zelensky is an honorable man. Putin is not.

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drinkduffdry May 7, 2026 +27

Hasn't happened yet. This was more of an exercise in showing the futility in unilateral declarations and an immediate response for the absolute fit that the Kremlin is going to throw when theirs isn't respected either.

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No-Shopping-4434 May 7, 2026 +4

I don’t understand why you would ever let him have this parade? Either he has to pull back forces to protect the parade, giving Ukraine footholds, or he has to keep his forces on the line and open himself up to getting assassinated. It really seems like a win/win to attack him hard while the parade starts

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stickeeBit May 7, 2026 +3

lol Longrange FPV sanctions!

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Jatobi1993 May 7, 2026 +2

Do a parade surprise.

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Accomplished-Bus-531 May 8, 2026 +2

What's the furthest oil plant they haven't hit due to distance?

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Shadowlance23 May 8, 2026 +2

Every time I comment, I get pinged for 'inciting violence' so I'm just going to say more power to Ukraine.

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dnight22 May 8, 2026 +2

I am so excited seeing a whole lot of Russia burn, while putler celebrates their awkward parade.

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Adrian915 May 7, 2026 +2

They should name a whole class of missiles sanctions, with name of countries different payloads or capabilities. "General, send in some french sanctions." "My god. Are you sure, sir?" "We've no choice. They should be thankful we're not sending German instead."

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_jnpn May 7, 2026 +1

still waiting for an ukrainian drone flying over VP parade

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bob_nugget_the_3rd May 8, 2026 +1

Like they aren't going to piss on your parade or oil refineries mr putin, there going drop bombs lots of them and I look forward to the news

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vaserius May 8, 2026 +1

Sometimes you forget that he is actually a comedian.

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Pollylocks May 9, 2026 +1

Time for 3 hour special operation on the parade.

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FeelingParty866 May 8, 2026 +1

Russian idea of a ceasefire is the same with Israel. Basically Ukraine needs to "cease fire" while Russia keeps firing.

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TheBestintheWest11 May 7, 2026 -53

"long range sanctions " da f*** does that even mean????

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Gsot12 May 7, 2026 +27

did you read the article?

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LogicOfUnkown May 7, 2026 +23

**READ!?!?!?**

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Isariamkia May 7, 2026 +8

"read" da f*** does that even mean????

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Kobe-62Mavs-61 May 7, 2026 +5

Literally the first sentence of the article, jabroni.

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Positive-no-negative May 8, 2026 -6

Meeh mucho ruido ..

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bfilippe May 7, 2026 +35

Sorry that one of the most important pieces of modern history is boring to you.

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Absolute_Enema May 7, 2026 +33

1 week old noun-nounnumber troll account.

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thounihast May 7, 2026 +18

Your understanding of how the world works seems to be a little vague if you claim that.

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thounihast May 7, 2026 +14

lol wtf you are so deluded it’s kinda sad. Maybe someday you’ll grow up.

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arghabargle May 7, 2026 +10

"desperate for attention" says the one that went out of their way to come into the comment section of a story they found soooo boring that they just HAD to make sure everyone else knew how they felt.

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Slimmanoman May 7, 2026 +7

Because we care. You don't, so why bother commenting in the first place

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arghabargle May 7, 2026 +6

Hey, you're the one that wanted the attention. If you can't handle it, door's over there.

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dlebed May 7, 2026 +16

Looks like your account is created just a week ago so you may be not aware of Russia's mercenaries being kicked out of Mali because of their army can't support them while loosing in Ukraine. You may also missed that Russia's lost control over Syria when its army could not support Assad for the same reason. You haven't heard that Iran tested and developed its drones in the Russian-Ukraine war and now can use it to terrorize the whole Middle East and block Hormuz Strait so the gas prices rise everywhere from Japan to US. But other than that, sure, nothing important.

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Ready-Organization12 May 7, 2026 +22

Private profile, inflammatory comment, flippant responses.

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Goosepond01 May 7, 2026 +11

Yeah god forbid that I, a man living in a stable country with a roof over my head, plenty of food to eat, no threat of being bombed have to read about people fighting for national survival in one of the most important recent events, poor me.

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UltimateKane99 May 7, 2026 +11

"And here we have a perfect example of human selfishness, whereby the misery, suffering, pain, and death being inflicted upon other humans fails utterly to impinge upon the person's psyche, even to the point that they, rather than merely passively ignoring the issue, actively dismiss and belittle the dire situation these people find themselves in. Like a boar that only cares about its next meal and ignores the birds fighting in the sky, they have no empathy or sympathy for the plights of those not directly impacting their life. Truly, for them, it is as if the rest of the world is irrelevant: only their own worldview, myopic as it is, holds any weight to them; the cries of compassion and hope fall on deaf ears."

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randomweeb04 May 7, 2026 +18

Do you think that apathy makes you seem smart?

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DisastrousAcshin May 7, 2026 +9

Slow day at McDonald's eh

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bfilippe May 7, 2026 +3

Considering you can't use basic punctuation on "don't", I'm guessing you're a high school drop out. 4th graders write better than you, bud.

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